The Exeter Times, 1885-1-22, Page 3Both Went Reefs,
Several years sgo. there lived in Dftr-
danelle, Arkan es, an eccentric hotel
keeper knows --►trek Sft7 eel*
johns violently op
the title of owor, declaring k. e`
once tease or Ai; ug of thieve... 4 e'
pts -word wets •governor; awl Oa batty
an occasion ,guests who thoughtlessly
gave hila the title, were driven from
the house. Commercial travelers "put
up" St his hotel. Those who were ae-
quainted with his peculiarities took
great delight in assuring drummers
who had rower before visited the town,
that by calling the old Ina go her.
special attentions would b F aid. - One
day Harry Collies. a young drummer
for a New )Cork house, decided to visit
Pardanelle.
"Iii• all means stop with uncle John
Paste"' said a companion, "IIe is the
be feeder in the country; and -SAT.
call him governor and he will nearly
kill himself waiting on you."
When Collins arrived he was re•
ceived with a we:eome that was de-
lightful to contemplate, and during. the
course of affable eouveraa►fio.n, Collins
ems
r r
l;ed•
,
"By the way. governor, hoax are '
The old fellow heeenie futons, He
had been teased elevet al tillttsl that de.V.
and he knew 'hut the title wee intend-
ell to be an insult, The drummer bo.
Mose angry and swore that he would
notetandd such :abuse.
"Come out here." said the old nlaa.
Catlins followed and was conducted to
the batik of the river. not fur ttiraE.. '
"Now," exclaimed the old Mali,
drawing a revolver, ""we'll settle this
thing, two of ua estate down bora
081.4' erne of tis will go bacd„"
Toe drummer took out a pistol, halt
as long as his erne and remarked:
"Ism going bask.."
"Well," said the old yuan, returning
his owe pistol, and eying the one held
by Collies, ""I reckon that under the
clrcgmgtanees we'd both better go
back."-sirkansala Traveler.
The Summer Hotel Widow.
If any one who has traveled much in.
the mourner has .encountered a faahfott-
ebleeutlamerresort hotel without Its wld-
taay It is very exceptional. The widow
:s inevitable to the surroundln ;g. She
is always interesting, generally has
lint eyes and dresses wan and wears
diamonds. But it is her Manner as
rule, that is trot attractive. Innine
caw$ out of ten she has a little girl
whoao early retirement to the arms of
4ort:hens Is iter greatest :anxiety. or
retln'rone uther greatest, forsiteseems
anxious when left alone exon niter re.
newel of this annoy once, Her mau-
ner is usually brilliant and effusive and
a:111a t always insures her the notice
and attention of gentlemen. She does
thing, las a matter of course. that the
young unmarried ladies aro forbidden
by hair mothers to do, and the moth.
ere have a hares time explaining to elle
daughters why what is right for the
widows is Sarno:; fur therm. Thantoth-
ers very ofton take revenge by iuis-
rel"resentiu;; :the widow and telling
tteer daugltteri to have nothing to do
with her. lint the widow has a good
tithe and vent' often the unmarried girls
don't. Still, according to her own
standards. sl.. keeps within bounds.
and no matter how hardly pressed is
generally Mistress of the . situation.
This Is the gay young widow. Of ooursn
there aro others who are saints in de-
"let>rtrnent,--1'hikek+p/tidz T4ntcs.
The Cherubs.
A friend sends the following; "Last
Christmas eve Mrs. J— went up
stairs to see if the children had hung
up their stockings for Santa Claus, and
found that little Prod had pinned up
his in a. prominent place, with a little
slip of paper attached. containing this
suggestive sentence, The Lord loveth
a cheerful giver.' ” Old Skinflint puts
in a baa of pop -corn. Skinflint's clerk
gives a gold main and locket.-Cem-
bridge Tribune.
"Pa, why do we not need torchlight
precessions during the campaign when
we have drump corps?" asked the 8 -
year old. "Give it up, my son." "Be-
cause the drums are tortures enough."
Whack! Whack! Whack? fell the slip-
per. Waterbury American.
An eminent astronomer says. "it
would take ten years to photograph the
heavens. My! Pretty near as long as
it takes to photograph the baby. -fur-
lington Hawkeye,
"Well, my young gentleman, and
how would you like your hair cut?"
"Oh, like pupa's, please -with a little.
round hole at the top.'." -Rural New
Yorker.
'Swiaep ft,' #nxmma," said a bright
little dot of a girl as she brought a
piece of bread and butter to her mother
which she had dropped on the floor,
butter side down.—ural New Porker.
.Sts} nation prevails in the fruit can-
ning ietiustry, on the Pacific 4.co .st. !['lie:;
San Frtitietsiro llulletatiiz teaii is tlitt."the
cheap gtnss jar will soon take ilio place
,1t of the cheap, tin cu Even: if it costs
a little more Constttiiers will willingly
pay the difference to get a good article.
nferior, fruit ,only not ;be packetl, With.
advantage i it' ghlss, because the buyer'
and don'Stiru.ee eon- see at once' the qual-
In Troy, N. Y., about 3,000,000 dozen
collars and' cliffs 'are annually manu-
factured. The sales reach $4,200,000
annually; the wages ;paid $2,184,000.
The number of employes' in the facto-
ries is 2,852; outside, 8,800. The an-
nual sales in the shirt business reach
$1,084,820; the manufacture in dozens.
280,720; the wages paid, $701,800, and
the number of employes , 4,630. , Girls
working on shirts average $7 or $A' per
week.
T,sitee Kftn Club Dust,
"•Gera°leen, dar aim sortie elite dat
It atn,wefd to War in mind," said the•
Old Tuan, as he slowly tlnaoecd himself
and stood up,
.see man who boasts dot he can't be
cop' inoed by argyment alalia' wutlt de
treble* o' knocking; dlowu.
"Ile. moat who flatters hisself upon
alio, speakin' his mind am die worry
pusson who kicks hardest when erite-
c#sed.
"A shiilhn" in money ars mo' to be
desired don a dollar's wart ob credit.
It am much easier to spite a boy ob
ten dart it at» to reform a wan 1tb fo'ty,
""A man wort :r mi113 on dollars may
he friendless. Yew kin bur praise an'
flatteay, but true frir•n'5hili seidom
soars higher darn de po' run's cabin.
.' .)e man who sees melee' ;:loon in de
world nroutt' lens t'au't have truck
good in hisself."_- Detre t Free Presse,
.Fultaan lihtvthorno Stets nvtny re.
questa U a uta[
lS,Str il. land his '
fatherle
attlo Yrals•h* wit eh he terror R ctfsarers,
though ho retains the accompanying
stamps. "It stands me in from six
Grills to tett vents' a lino," Teti Sa\S;
"•gntle an j;t:m to a Mall WWI a large
famliy."
? r & S. GIDLEY,
a -,a I"I, ert it if+i' ; and .i?rtt3-ill.t1'17` t
0111,41) SAX TO
those wh intend
porches ng to alt ao from
the marmitfagtu,rer. Tice
dealer who buys to sell
again trust ueeessaritr
have a profit. We claim
to give the parohasers the
la meat, which cannot tali
to meet the views of the
Granger*. Our expenesa
axities* than those of cite
Many tectererrcouteti'rent
wecan ■ellaheaper.
NO POISON
IN THE PASTRY
IF
�'+salllw. nlou,Ornitge. eta. Savor Gakea,
erah,ae.Paaalo rr,.lta..fs delteatelyaad ant.
urelaa ate the fruit from;%which they weariness.
run $TDENOTli AND TRU FRUIT
FI..tVOR TfIEY STAND ALONE.
r*aputc, NY Tnt
Price Baking Powder Co.,
'^tomo, tit. Se. Lauda, M.
NA,c1ea or
....Price's Cream Baking Powder
22 olio--
S Biu uIil
=t.'e$ Da tiop 'd'ep't. 1
, Z•GS„
a --
W1 IlAZE 8t•T WE QUAISTr.
1..
?rice' p f Yeast Genn,:
Zinblems of all the Different
Oil l,i t i. I t {e t t res is r
.
IXT - WOtLis
T If .till specialatttentio
SO osr.^andertaking deport
mini tatidb is more cow
plete$heste aer.ae we home
ande4Ntaza) now designs
et late The best caftans
gaskets shrd,ads,sed eve)
umarsa requfettd at the
lowest prim t Our nen
hearse is tpronoat.aedt.a
cJuaapeten$ lodger to be
second to nose in the
province*
Societies.
Zr 11+ �i(;
tiNIERTd,pR 0
PFunerals furnished a...
conducted at the very torr
lest rater
his" Stock of iT ndertaltigg.
goodele large, immolate
end we asaorted.andtans
persan:egufrfns auythiu,,
to thislinda will 9lndtt to
theiradvantage to give me
a. 4411 and exernme tet
thetiuse#rase
IEirkten,Weedham.Wia:holaes and Etttnmiue .., .,. ... -Nita a.r
Sonth,eastand wens..iacludiugTiondon.11amiltou, Toronto Montreal, SUMO,
O
1 obs.UnitodStates, Zuelishand ferefe:naafis ... ... ... ... ... ..... . . .0.0
South. east west ,te
1\131..1:.4««.,1WL
l: have in:tree* vel x
areaauaok Walnut
tt
1s'atad Costals; also
eAe ` /.
tion. r;4, oOUapiate stork
of Dolma meld Triwmiogs
alirsy on band.
The latest styles of
Chamber *toil Parlor Suits
all kauds of Furniture at
the t,kwectrates.
S1'+ U TUE CU
Int, pleas--.?Ies rlyopposlto #t'emp's Tobacco Store, Main.strtet. Eset-or,
Alava
p.m. 44 4rip :
earth said eaet.iose:dinsdoderirh, Wieghant, Etacardiise and a11pointsuort2R,r
Stratttotd1Toronto, Atotttrea,l,altd Eastern Staters.., . tvdoa-ra 'si.so a. to
, g,"4tt17.111,'6, e. to
7.1Sput6.9.p.M.
X0 taTuesdays, Tbaredayeand Saturdays fs 1;,a iii lC an ant
North east.ka ...
MONEY ORDERS
Logue deta a id on stud front ani Metier Order t1,11ceiuthetlou.in..... of Canode Cr tri trot d'
artaretia, Switzer/and, er/and, Austria-Ilnueary. atouinau i, Vatted vita tee.deaice end Subtitles the A«th=
,aa r nab
iTeiend,Ilri Isla fndtta„ievvftiun lead. #sal . Aut;trsita.'ce:c Ruth 'Weiss. Tasan�nia hew Zolaad
t ger a. t e Cermet* luupiie. i�ao+inn As,re•as Denmark. 1 '1 a'
POST OFF, :i:F itlVll 6811.4 E.
Deposits will be received at this otUee from 01 to SM. Depositors uhtatutug the postmaster.
Gdntlral'a aileeIal peatmissloucau tlspoait*WOC. lleuesition hes inns Dank account received front
, III ata.to4p.m. rntereetet4 pet cent per'mown will ho Allowed on ell dtposits;
1 Otte* bOUTsf.UmSAO it.m.to7 p.rRt.
T.ettorsinterdetlforregistretiou Must he petted L. iniuuttabetrare thectottiug of welt melt.
N ti-tt le padrtioulary requested that the seaters of matter will kindly add the names of tl o t
Coeluttcsto the eddresscs.
LIGHT HEALTHY BREAD
(ASTEMSI
, The best dry hop east ki tthee weed. Bread
raised by this yeast Is light, white and whole-
some like one randmotherls delictousbreaad.
GROCERS SELL 'THEM.
PIIVPAet0 DT Tilt
Price Baking Powder Co.,
Iian'frs of BL Rice's Siccial Flavoring Extracts,
Chloe o. J11. St. Louie, Mo.
Lovely :sew Style all Chrome Cards,.
with uamo and a prize, for iOc. 12 packs,
12 names, for ,41. A sample pack and
agent's outfit with illustrated catalogue
of Tricks, and Noveiev, for Se stamp and
this slip. a. W. li ISNMY, Yarmouth,N.
1.404,,,...,
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CATARRH— A NEW TREATMENT.
Perhaps the moat extraordinary success that
has been achieved in modesin medicine has
been attained #r the Dixon of tment for ea,
tarrh. - Out of 2,1100 patients greatest during the
last six months,, fully ninety per cent. base
been cured of this stubborn malady. This ii
none the lose startling when it is remembered
that not Ave per dont. of patients presenting
themselves to the regular practitioner aro be- --
refitted, wLile the u,itont meaidinos and other I REMOVAL t REMOVAL I
advertised cures never record a cure et all.
Starting with the claim now generally believed
by the Most scientific mon that disease i•1 due
to the presence of living uarasttesin the tissue,
3ir.ltixanatonce adapted his cure to their THE GENERAL QUESTION
extermination -this accomplished, he claims
D:JOIIKS, I'ottnaatter.
Health & Happiness for all.
WILL CURE OR RELIEVE
Biliousness, Headache, Dys-
pepsia, Indigestion, Dizziness,
Jaundice, Dropsy, Fluttering
of the l-:ot-rt,
Anc' everyspe-!e. of tie: sae arising Veto
Inquire Blend,
reer.et un
Climax Cie., . .
?ACM „
the Catarrh is praetieaUy cured, and the per.
manenay-u> unquestioned, as antes effected by Agitating the Public hind at present is here
himfour years am are cures still, No one can they get the best Bread, but this matter
else has attetaute t to cure Catarrh in tui, can be settled to the entire satisfaction of the
people of Exeter and surrounding country, by
calling on
manner,andno other treatment ever cured.
Catarrh. Th -4 application of the remedy is
simple, and can be done at home, end the
present season of the year is tile most favor-
able fora speedy and permanent cure, the JOHN $X'+LL
majority of easel' being cured at sue trent- ►
went Stifferetrce sMPald correspond with •
Messrs..s H. ni of & ; SON, 3051?ring street the old established and reliable bakery, where
west, Toronto,Oanads, and enclose' stoup for they will find just what they want.
their treatise oft Caterrb. 3fentreat Star, Noe.
17' S88`' k Superior quality of Bread always on Hand
Send"si'x: cents for e
posta
and rooeive free a costly
;box of goodswhich willbelp
yon to more money right
away thee: anything else in
in this world. All of either
sex. succeed from first hour. The broad road
to fortune openal'ofore the workers,al,soluteiy
sura. At ooco address Tnvn it Co., Augusta
Maine'
•
Also a first-class stook of BUSOUITS, Betts,
VANES & CONFECTIONARY, which will be sold
cheap. While opponents have "started busi-
ness, and sold oat; andleft.the place, Mr. Bell
has been found at. his post, during the past
eight years, ready to Attend to the wants of
the Public.
CROOEBLE g .
Owing to increasing 'business, Mr. Bell Iia
found it necessary to remove to more : coin
modions premises, and has added largely to
his stock, of Groceries, and will keep' on hand
Sugars, :Teas, Coffee, Syrup, and everything
usually found in a first-class Grocery Store.
All kinds of Farm Produce tak-
en in exchange for 0400t s.
REMEMREit THE STAND !-Sontheott's Block,
AMA and OIL
LINIMENT
CURES All
Pains and Aches,
AND IS THE MOST PERFECT
Tau 1Esit Z in tht WELD
SOLD BY ALL DEALT RS.
PRICE, 25 AND 51 C*NTS PC!1
MANHOOD
'How Lost, Bow Restosed.
R SLIDCOhILVERWL'tL''GEEBRATedition AY
doieine)ofNerrobsn d vebiillity rental end phhysiiccal
Incapacity impediments to iWarrisgti, etc.,re.
suiting from excesses.
Price, in sealedenvalope,oul,y s cents, or tea
uoataee stampa
elearlydemonatr tes,from this
irty years' success.
tulpractioe, tbatalarnringcoaaequencesmaybe
radically cured without the dangerous useef in
ternalmedicinescrthe use of the knife i Point -
out 'mode of cure at once simple certain and et
tectual,bymeansofwhieh every sufferer,lnomat-
ter what his condition may be. may cure bin:meif
eh aaply,privately and radically.
ta'pbi lecture should bo in the handsolevery
youth and every man in thalami.
Addrese
THE CULV1tE WELL 11nEDIUAL-Co
41 ANN Se,..NEW a'oiu
obtOt11ce:Bo* 4. e
SE; N SALL
PORK PACKING HOUSE
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ttaviugcoinmenced businesilorthey
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Fall and Winter Trade.
We areprepared topurchaseanyquantity of
Pork, subjeet to the followin g regulations
We will take off two pounds perhnndred if
dry, and three poundif soft. Shoulder tack
twenty-five dents. If any of the l ring guts..
are left in,25 a nts extra will be deducted.
No proK will be bought at any price
it warm.
Four doors North Post, Office Werant .all Flocs' Cutting right through
breast to 'ler I. and Hams opened out to taiOr '�" . R
JOHN HELL:,
(7. I. i P:IT Y. Dash wnod.FOlfc 7t1,. '$1
FEW HI
Yee IBA IX* 05
I?osl',-2'o sore Wt aAw
P 411. yc*tly, 2 r4 4 Pitts;
��thoroughly, 4 to 6 Pilin,
Z'rpericncetvttdaoidAtTiq
Proper dose ax tool case
For Consupatiott, or Costiveness: no
remedy is so effective as AYEa's Pum.
They Miura roguler daily sstion, and zo-
Store the bowels to a healthy condition.
Ver Tn4Igestien, or iDyspepsfa, .4Ys3t'l
i'lt;t s #svalltabiG, and arms care
heart -burn, Looe of Appetite,
Stoosacb, Flatulency, Ditxlnepr, $Md
ache, Numbness, Nausea, are all relieved
and cured by Ac's k'tr he.
Ia LiverUom$aint, Rhone nfsorderls,
MA Jaundice, A za' t rims should be
given in doses largo enough to excite the
flyer and bowels, and remora coesUpatIoo.
ds a ekassth rood:clue is the Spring, hese
ikrs are tied,
Weans, causednaegnaby a seerbid comlitioa of
the bowels, are expelled by these 1'Nara,
Eruptions. Saha DJseaaes, xn i 7cflee,
the result of #04.17deei1-u ort .,.•a-i:at;oe, are
cured by the use nf.4ti- :tf5 f'tt•t•s,
Por Code, take A.vsa.'a 1'1143 to op red
CM posits, remove isf asru:atery taaretiota,
send allay the rarer.
For Alarrhoaa said F. yientery, raven by
rind ten Holds, indigeatiblo food, etc., A,! Cat e
1'lkr,s are the true remedy,
Rluatnatiens, Gout, Neuralgia. sod
Seletlea.often result from ds;ett:rs derange.
MOO, or colas, and dlrarpeatr on ren.ovirg
the Cause by the use of 4•,'r :'i I'ir.a.
Tuatara Dropsy, StdaeyCor
'•.
surd other disorders caused by ,a •. ar
obatructioa, are eared, by .Arse's MILL.
Suppression: aid Painful iter. -area.
tion, flava 1► sate and ready remedy its
AYE WS PILL
Ful. Qirtelters to ,ar;.r5.1 tea$t
edltr!1'aa7 CAW tat -s -es.
rlet:r.tatt'A ;It:
OrrJ. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell„
003dbya11Drug t„
DOj.
VIKIZZatIst s6/.--dYA
ELIXI
Has stood the test for P.1 n•'lilt a a:
Il
1 i:.ens, and has proved t eleitt' is t
remedy 1.11 As:: f,r Ise curs ..f
O Consurnptione Cou .1t ,
Coids,Whoopin Cou;;:l
atad ail Lung Dis tai a i.1
} otuiz „r .,d,i. `. e.o Ete see a...,
Price 25c. ;,13 S: C2 pr Mt*.
t.t,o,, ' i sol retial',
rREEMAN'S
WORM ]POWDZRS.
Ara pleasant to tato. Cantata their oven
Purgative. Xs a safe, aura; and effectual
M1t`i+oyrr or worms lu Children orAdalta.
TO FARMERS 1
GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES.
NOAH FRIED,
--OF TRF.
Dashwood Flouring Mill
' Wishes to return thanks to his numerous
customers, for the past liberal patronage
given him, and since making im-
provements, which is a large
saving on feel, will do
--CYIQPPING
—
until further notice, at the following
--rates
OATS, SIX CENTS PER BAG,
And for all other grains (Peas excepted),
SEVEN CENTS PEE BAG.
TUESDAY, THURSDAY due. SATURDAY,
Are my regular grinding days
TERMS Strictly' Cash.
N. B. -Flour & Feed sold at a elose w
I gin. don't forget to give us a cell
" wedg`e's