HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1884-10-9, Page 6Ezra d I'11"bt% rlsintatilpn, Philosophy.
A Williamsport colored woman said . De pusson what dean' talk nothin'
to her better -half one day last week: but slang. dean,' think nothin' but
"Ezra, you got two dollabs las" week slang,
fob denude up'beet Marster Winfield'a
Pols sonl,+3timea geld Iberat de very
house an' yalad. Where is. dat two source 61 da;efortune, De farmed; g tean
dollahs?" {` complains o' de heat,
„dread, hoeby,"
"You jis' go an' put dat at' two Sudden pleasures isallus de keenes'.,
dollahs in sue ob dem banks up on Dar ata t no apple so sweet as de one «'e are therefore confident Haat we have a
Pine 1
by," l And
u mhthe knee _ of which there make some men wise, n l i de won't
empty Ail de edd�cataon i , cult' a rcifef but an absolute cure for Dyspep
as a� � �, All de co n in iia, Liver ioanpla:ut, Itldtge§tion, Constipat-
dens. ib wont "fatten de stum su l.a '
Phoe suspicious a eyes at the of gin.l- c ' n fou and Impure Blom. Free trial bottles at
w
Phoebe squinted her eyes at bottle J. W. Brownings Drug Store. 4
.Prontinen4 among the greatest ntedio4 die"
coveries, bythe many our es it has affected, I
McGregor's Speedy Cure leads the Tau. Sub•
jeoted to the minutest ohemical analysis, it
has been found to contain none of those in-
jurious ingredients eharaoterizing the worth-
less speoi.ics daily offered to the publie,
Every ingtedinnt possesses a peculiar adapta-
bility io the various complaints for which it
has been compounded, and its efficacy is. being
established by testimonials hourly received,
IasAsntreeaat--de bottle's em we aeoielent y fin's in, de grass, ' preperatiou which wo oan offer to the public
" !� ply. Theo- with the assuranoa thot it will lis found not
longingly, but pretended not to see, Er dog has got more sense den de
§ f R'sr AtsncO >4BOUTTO THESU1i'BERINO
"Poh de lawd, niggnit, we's got to
be safbin" oh de money now. Hard
times is cumin', shuab."
"You's right, Phoeby. But dem
banks is all got to bust an' den no
a:noney. no gin, no nothin'." ,And he
held the bottle up 'again
seen thriftnr, of a deg hab.got er big-
ger piece o'
meat den bo ken oat, stead +Itrowlt"sX 4aseUolcileanRgees,+hg4nooglaal
o throwin it erway, he buries it, knAw-
torrelievlu pain,bothintorualand external It
in' dat:arter erttbiie, he uri?1 be hongeurespainantheSide,backorbowelsotorethroat'
ergin. ' 3 Rheumatism. Toothache.Lutubtgaandanykind
of a venter aehe. "" rt Rill most surely quicken
Wlzut er glorious thing itis fur de the blood end heal, as its actiuguoweris'wender•
".Well," she sighed, sadly, „'pears laborm roan clot de Sabi or didn't come fel. ••,Brown's Roushol4 Panacea bel?iC
..aoic
votes .ii.., right 'bout definancial er rich man,'ca'se of he bad, tick- noasledoedasthegreatl'aiultelierer.andofdou
ble
t hestrength of any other F.tixir orLiniment.
"fairs, Ezra But jig' go on an' put ets on de salvation road woul' cos' so
dat at' money o' man couldn't inthewortd.shouldbeinevery familyhs:ndy for
in, de bank, .and don't much naw dal e pis
teen one wid` or ten root pale, Bless usawhen e world for ramp la the Stomas remedy
the world 1or� a0rittnt+s -u
spend a cent for rum,"
lie went out sorrowfully, sad she ver, da wouldn' lot hint bang ek'rguu* Pa9rt'tandAelmeof 4111;4)0," and isfor sale ay
tie de of ter see de train start. —Arlon. all D, ruuststsatiticeataabottle.
raised lira window and called after raw Trandier.
bin:
"Ezra"
"Is dem banks bona' to bust?"
"Dem bauks'll bust shuab, woman,"
"Dat's too bad; but I don't want you
to get ally ruin,. mind. Has yougot
de Pottle?"
"Yea Plleeby,"
"Yell, it's n heap a waste 0' . bottle
to bring it back empty, and 1 guess de
banks will bust, Ezra. Hey?"
"Yes, Phcsby."
"Whir' you gots' to git dat gin?"
"Some place, Phceby, "
"1WeU, git it, des, of you's bound to
conterdict ane ebery time. Nevvab
saw slob a obss'nate niggah. Olt a
uaht Ezra: You heals xue?"—Ilrcakk.
fast TG k.
Cabin Courtship,
-7, a t, . t -• ,s,"yatenee to therestralpt true to his man's nature, sintlCd sweet -
tinder a d +.o ('u+,:in lovers are held. ly and indifferently and calmly pursued
,ad..te ;Aro .t ;treat agony small intrigues his thoughts andhis task. At last a
$1000 ]>! nrleitt.
The Triumph. orInnocence Having the utmost confidence in it sunari-
Two obildrea, a bo of 9i and a hl ority over all others, and after tbonsauds of
y g tests of the most cotuplieated and severest
of 4. years, came into t Cleeeland street cases we could find, we feel justified ina offering
car Saturday, ',Che girl ollmbed upon to forfeit One Thousand Dollars for any cast'
the seat and looked out the window. of cougbs, colds, sore throat, influenza, hoarse.
Suddenly turning her lace, she fixed nese; bronchitis, consunaptlen in its early
her gaze upon the face of the boy With stages, whooping cough, and all diseases of
a look of eager longing,. Tllrowkng the throat and lungs, except a,stbaaa,for which'.
her amts around his neok, she laid her we only claim rebef, that wo. can't ansa with
cheek: lovingly against his,, and in West's Gough Syztap, when taken according to
pleading youaccents whispered, gum""Bob say, directions. Sample betties 25 and 50 cents;
& CO 8I 41 83 Hing lit, East, Terouto,Out.
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Thobest preparation known to science for laeautifyiugthe
COMPLEXION
ONE SINGLE APPLICATION is warranted to
Beautify the race and give to the Fadedo'r Sallow Com-
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Appearance, It Conceals Wrinkles; ecklett Crow's
Feet, and the Evidence of Age, leaving Ute Skip, Soft,
Smooth and White,
PRICE -$0 cents. Sent to any address. Postage
stamps taken. Address all letters to
Trade ]ifarSc. CREMEsale druggists, r 40,is Drawer 2,878, alerbyto P.O.
your druggist for it, Wholesale by all whsle,
>ruggists,
TIME until let JTan,'y,' 85, 30 Cts.
Li l dock Dizziness, ,los€r ofAppetite, indigestion, . iliou X}',ess,
Cures r �,:�
Dyspepsia, jaundice, Affections of the Liver and Kidneys,
B Lo 0 0 D Pimples, ,L iotches, Boils, Humors, Salt I heunt, $croftcka,
i i am impure Blood,
BITTEFIS
Rrysfpelag, and all diseases arising fr p ,
.e'er#nt,i Stomach, or irregular action of the ,7 aacels.
ECIAL NOTICE
lkf ," THE 17BL I ■
Genuine wrappers
have got some in your large t bine. Sold
dollar, Good Watchesmouth?" Bob returnethe caress, only an bine, $ld by all drugiss, or
gently put her aside, mad made ne by mail on receipt of price. JORN (;. WEST
a s. er. In no wise disconcerted,
the
little maiden renewed the attack,ap- Yonug lady', do not despair.. Dr, E. G.
pealing to his love, his generosity, his wowt's Nerve and Brain Treatment will cure SSI Ch
�`,
For garCasn
manliness, Itis chivalry, to her need, Hysteria and all iierTous troubles. Soldat
her helplessness, and independence, 3', w,1kownrug's, Drug Store. 5 —AT
enforcing each argument with melting
glances and caressing flatteries, Bob, 'What every person shouldknow_The grand I 'f Clia 1 : 1f sion
outlets of disease from the system are the
berreisandjhekidueys. Johueton'a Sareapa^
S
ittra+,cent endeavors to circumvent
u+„ ti,+teetivt•s. There are eloquent
ganef s, ,trunk,, fon-talk. and the sly
nterehauge of notes. Then the iron-
,;ttnrd+'d window, instead of being a
a+l'iltect:4 tt, becomes :t 'great Convene.
.+"nee. It is more than the front with
its, She knows when be will pass by,
ntui stands inside with a f:ttr hand,
tasltittg the bars of her cage and waits
,+r him. They stand there with the
,ren between them and talk, Every,
I:iv it is so,: and if mania wishes to stop
t Abe must coma and stand in the win -
,tow also. '!'here are other respects in
which the young man has a hard tinfre.
Ho must: oome every day. He must,
and she holds hint to the strict letter of
this law. He is bound to show, by
every means in his power, that he holds
;dl other women in contempt nnd. detes-
tation. He must not dance with any
other, and had better not be caught
i:vlding on to :any other window bars in
any other street. He tells his near
friends about it, and she •all hers, and.
the w.a}ter is diligently discussed. If
be should fail to conic around regular-
fy every day he has to tell a satisfacto-
ry story. I have known her to send
her brother after flim. He takes his
....:ari?r no -maze.
look of awful dotermivation settled
down on the little face wbieb a mo-
ment before was wreathed. In smiles.
Bracing one knee against the back of
the Seat and the other, against the de-
fenaoloss Bob, she took his face be.
tweenher two bands, pushed his head
back against the window, amok anat-
titude worthy of a first-class dentist,
and made a thorough and vigorous ex-
amination of that month. Suddenly a
look of joy flashed across the gloom of
that small countenance, as with an air
of triumph her handl dashed into the
mouthand returned with the coveted
treasure. With an expression of per-
fect contentment and satisfaction it
was transferred to her own mouth, and
she sat down beside Bob once more the
gentle and dependent sister, all smiles
and tendernesses.
•
Shall Hands and Feet.
A. very much in earnest Philadelphia
editor talks with emphasis about shall
hands and foot. He says the hand of
the finest lady, be it ever so soft and
dainty, should be able to grasp with
the full fervor of friendship and do any
act of benevolent service. Even should
all the lines in the palm indicate char-
acteristic virtues, if the hand may be
! Sleeplessness by a Physician. so small and meaningless `that it can
*"Go home and eat a good supper, oppose the veracity of the lines, no de-
,pper, pendence can be put upon it in an
that's all'the medicine you want, and
the medical gentleman to whom a
Mail and Express reporter had gone
for a nervine, a sedative, or sleeping
potion, opened the door to show him
out.
"But, doctor, it's 11 o'clock at
night!"
"Well, what of it? Oh, I see. The
popular prejudice against eating at
night. Let me tell you, my young
friend, that unless your stomach is out
of order, it is more benefit to you to
eat before going to bed than it is
harmful. Food of a simple kind in-
duces sleep. At what hour did you believing really thatthe first cannot be
too large nor the last too small. In-
deed, we know a young lady who was
one of the excitements last summer at
Saratoga because she kept her eyes so
staringly wide open that they looked as
if they were popping out of her head.
She thought that by so doing she gave
them the appearance of enormous size.
Tiny feet and hands are terms con-
stantly used by poets and novelists in a
most misleading manner. It cannot be
that they are intended by the writers to
exess delicac
blood being solicited toward the atom- and refinement; but a ng buten
en our
itch. Thus the brain receives less aged that results in the destruction of
blood than during the hours of fasting, one of the most beautiful natural ob-
and becoming :; paler the powers grow eets-the human foot. This-,unfortu-
dormant: Invalids and ; those in deli- nate notion that the beauty of the foot
eats health should' always eat before
going to :bed..: The sinking sensation
in sleeplessness is a call ' for food.
Wakefulness is oftentimes merely a
symptom of hunger. Gratify the de- yelling to taste and good sense, to put
sire, and sleep ensues: The feeble the foot of a growing' girl in a shoe tat
will be stronger if they eat on going to is not only too short, crumpling the
bed. Some persons are exhausted toes up hat a bunch,rbuti ;being pointed,
emergency, and it is no credit, no mat-
ter how pretty it is, to either man or
woman. The notion that exists among
certain people that a lady's hand must
be of this kind, is in the real sense of
the word vulgar. Delicacy is delight-
ful, but weakness must excite either
pity or contempt, according as it
is self-imposed or not Hands are
no more beautiful for being small than
eyes are for being big—out of propor-
tion—but many a modern girl would
ask her fairy godmother, if she had
one, to give her eyes as big as saucers
and hands as small as those of a doll,
dine?"
"Six o'clock."
"Humph! Just what I thought.
Six o'clock. Fourteen hours between
your dinner and your breakfast.
Enough to keep any man awake. By
that time the fuel necessary to send
the blood coursing through your sys-
tem is burned out. Animals sleep in -
afflictively after meals. Human be-
ings become drowsy after eating.
Why? Simply because the juices need-
ed in digestion are supplied by the
rills is the most safe, pleasant and effectual l
purifier of the system known. Try one bottle
and be convinced, For Bale at the Golden
Mortar, d, W. Browning, prop. jy 26, Gun -
depends upon its steeliness leads to the
crippling of it until it becomes, in many
cases, a bunch of deformity. It is a
most reprehensible practice, alike re -
merely by the process.of making their
toilet in the morning.. A cup of warm
milk and toast on retiring or of ` beef.
tea on awakening will -correct it."'
ttlills tae great'toe inward, producing
defortaiiy,of the general shape, and; in
the course ai time, the .'inevitablebun
"But is it not erssential that the ions; the only wonder being that stead -
stomach should rest?" mess in standing °r my`grace of move-
"Undoubtedly. Yet, when hungry ment at all is left.
THE ONLY
VEGETABLE
CUE 1:
Fon
Lees of Appetite,
Inc:;i;e;.tion, Sour Stomach,
ilabitual Costiveness,
Sick Headache and Biliousness.
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How Lost, How Restored.
We have recon tivuublishoda now edition c
Dlt. C77LV1iEWILL'S CELEBRATED ESSAY
on the radical and permanent cure (without me
dicinolofNervousDebility,Stenta). and physical
Gnoapacity impodiments to Marx lege etc., re -
suiting from excesses.
Price, in sealed envoi ope, only 0 cents, or two
Postage stamps.
The celebrated author of this admirableessay
olearlydemonstratos,from thirty years' success-
ful practice, that alarmingeonsequencesmaybe
radically cured without tba dangerous use of in
ternalmedicines or the use of the knife ; Point -
oat amode of cure at once simple certain and of
(eotual,bymeans of Whish every sufferer,lnomat-
terwhatbiacondition may be,may curehimself
chaaply,privateiv and radically.
re.-Tbilecture should beinthe handsofovert/
you hh aud every man in the land.
Address
THE CULVE+ERWELL M + DIUAL Co
tt A1T\ T.,NENV TORS
we should eat. Doesthe infant's
stomach rest as loiig as the adults?
Man eats less often only because his
food requires more time for digestion.
Invalids and children at nigirt May
take slowly warm milk, beef tea, or
oat meal. The vigorous adult ca,n•eat,.
bread, milk, cold beef, ,chicken, .taw
oysters, or some other such food. 01
course, it must be done in moderation.
You startiiotne now, and take:acup of
tea and a beef sandwich on the way.
sari T'11 risk your sleenine."
Post Office Box 450
REMOVAL ! REMOVAL !
THE GENERAL QUESTION
Agitating the Public mind at present is where
can tuey get the best Bread, but this matter
can be settled to the entire satisfaction of; the
people of Exeter and surrounding country, by
calling on
A fifteen pound,ettnnon ball has been
blind on Cbininey Island, St. La v
rence river. It bears the marks of
great age,' and was probably used in
.the engagement ;,at the capture of Fort
f er'l,• on xhat islitnd in, 1760. ' Israel
Putnam, so conspicuous in the Revolu-
tion, was Lieutenant Colonel with the
English arnfy under'L rd Amher"8t, and
sed the capture+:o'f:.thn'f4rt;.•
JOIN :> LL,
the old established and reliable bakery, where
they will find just what they want.
A Superior quality of Bread always on Hand
Also a first-class stock of BIISCIIITs, BUNS,
(7AKIEs d CONFECTIONARY, which will be sold
cheap. While opponents have started busi-
ness, and sold: out, andleft the place, Mr. Bell
has been found at his post, during the past
eight years, ready to attend to the wants of
the Public.
CROCERIEE
Owing toincreasing business, Mr. Bell he
found it necessary, to remove td more corn";
modions premises, and has added largely to
his stock of Groceries, and; will keep on hand
Sugars, Teas, Coffee, Syrup, and everything
usually found in a,first-class Grocery Store.
All kinds of FarmProduce tak-
en itn exchange for L. nods,
B,Eat><i ITER THE STANn—Southeott's Block,
Four doors North Post Office.
•
•JOHN BELL,
proprietor
31"0 -
Old Sol.— "Here, Mother Earth, these Eclipses and
Spots have about used me up. Regulate your movements
hereafter by this, and don't depend on me."
Big Offer during Fair Time
ELGIN, WALTHAM, HAMPDEN,
and ROCKFORD WATCHES,
KEY & STEM-WINDERS,
ALL THE LATEST
IMPROVEMENTS
AT
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES
The above Watches are all Good and Reliable Time -keepers, and aro warranted in every
respect to be equal to any watch in the market. We specially invite intending purchasers
to inspect our stock, by so doing they can save money, as weguarantee our prices 10 per
;cent. below the Grange.
Very Large Assortment of Clocks to be
od at Close Prices.
S
JEWELRY -A full and complete stock of the choicest and
latest designs.
NECKLACES & LOCKETS -A very fine assortment and at
all prices. •
A large stock of WEDDING RINGS always -on ' hand and
made, to order.
Our Silver-plated Ware and Spoons -we are selling off at Wholesale Prices, -going to male
a clean sweep of it.. SPECTACLES; to suit, all sights.' It is very important that spectacle
wearers should be properly suited. We fit all our spectacles by the Optometer which is the
only way of being 'properly fitted to suit the sight. So,como along and secure the bargains,
I
Come One, Come All. Will be happy to see You
Clocks, Watches, and Jewelry Cleaned and Repaired in
the best manner and at reasonable prices.
THOS. FITTON, Watchmaker & Jeweller.