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young Past boy says the first fi!d he. .nAnQient Tale sesivesIt3 Death -140w. Unde •'til E '`8. itIta L�'1t 1'i irti7'E. 4\2tl il'ltti t.1t1.1.I. � 1 � ARRE
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ever waltzed with was all filo It,lrzrled "Did you ever read the story of she
Yo him. "Did
camel?"
Oficial rt•orts state that: the British 4.1,s it this one, paw?" ' l.aketl-heopll
census en' rue" 17,000,000 ivoneu, flus, handin7 a school reader to IItr.
Who wouldn't be a census, 1)ooflieker ''
Ono Tewson why more people don't "Yes, that's the story."
go. to the Yellowstone is beeause ft takes It told of a camel that had been lost,
yellow stones to get there. A voung manmeta sage and asked:
Matrimony is said to be a lottery, "Fast thou seen a stray camel, father?"
but up to the boor of oing to press no "Was he blind in one eye, son?"
law has been etzacteli prohibiting the
use of the males. °His right eye?"
"Aye, sir, Where is her
New York clubs are famous all over wthe world.—New fork Exchatege, ""Anti had he lost a front tooth?"
More esp evially those iu the hands of "'Yes, } es, father, that is tie. Const
the police. thou direct Ire to him?"
Little girl being asked Viler grand- "And was be loaded with honey on
father where cotton grew, replied, loath the -eight side?"
men's ears."
OULD SA s T()
118. those witintend
purchas:8..g to •l. so from
the tnaunfaetnret The
dealer who buys to sell
again trust uecessut•ily
have a profit. We Taint
to givethe purchasers the
beneat,whi ,i cannot fail
to meet the views of the
Grangers. Our exnellses
Aweless -thou those of cite.
paanllfal'tltrkrf GRta9ey+tent
wecan selloheziper
"Yes,. father; that is the ve initlfal. Emblems of all the Different. Societies
here can I fail him?"
UTE WOULD
call byecialatttentio
o our'nndtrtaking depart
aient,which is more coma
ttletetballe.s eras we have.
addedse`a,ral drew deadgns
xt
of late The b
e SGi>i
U
d
atasketa slnrcuds,attd eveiyr.
'uneral requisitt at tr'e
lots est pric' e+ Our new
Hearse is pronounced by
competent judges to be
second to core to the
Province 5,
the greatest simplicity, "In 0 gentle- "lie was, father, he was."
"And on the left sWe with grain?"
The following is extracted from a, "Enlists, father. Wilt thou send me
smart boy's composition on "Babies"; to him?"
"The n others's heart gives 4th joy at "I have not seen thy eainel, son."
Never does a man believe so strongly Idescribe_hina?" ly
the baby's 1st 2tb. ""How then const thou sr, accurate
in the attraction of gravitation as when Look you, son; my .a isdona bath
he sits down in a chair a d f ads it 1 taught me to reason from effect back to
,. n u ;s cause. See, here upon the left side of
the .,one. grnipped,
..Portilne knocks at. everlf IAau'a cheer better uponatch h the e ricrht is unthe, The
once in a life," but in a good many iI have reasoned that the camel, whose
eases the man is InaneighboringItraeks show which way he was going;,
and doss not hear him ;could not see the sweeter and better
Nu fashion chat: ""1 oor creature;"' w.-
;could
upon the right; ergo be was billed
claimed hers. Groograin, ;colons at the
pictures of node sava"re woman, "no
clothing of any kind! I wonder What
the poor thing, have to talk about?" ---
A roan had just said to a. Mend,
"Let's take another " when his wife
an the right side.
"How knewst thou that he had lost a.
tooth?"
"Look, son, where'er the grass is
cropped atm blades stand in the middle
and show that where they are the tooth
turned the corner, but his ditty to iris was absent."
wife was not forgotten.' -"view of the "Ah, father, shy wisdom is greats
political situation," he added. slow knoav'st thou of his burden?"
""lou must be a quarrelsome fellow,"
said a phrenologist to a man whose
bump be was examining. "Say that
again and I'll knock you down," was
the response.
"I saw the bees upon one side suck-
ing the honey that had strained througit
the bag, and on the other side armies
of ants were laying in the store of
grain that had fallen over from the
Loss of sleep, It is said, is making "Now. then." said Poollicker, as he
wen small and puny, That Is a fact handed the book back to Titeo11hi1us. "I
Just look at the difference in Physique can vouch for .that story, for I was the
of a delicate scholar and the robust ;little boy. But the wholes story is not
night policeman.
Au editor in Georgia says: "Gold. is
found in thirty-six counties in this State
silver in three, diamonds is twenty -sin,
told there. I was, in m' infancy:, kid-
napped by a band of gypsies who car-
ried me to Arabia and sold inc into
slavery. One day my master bought a
and whisky in all of thee, and the last camel from a roving fellow who said the
gets away with all the rest." animal was sound and could trot in 2:13
Schoolmistress—"You sec, Inv love, to buggy ur ruu, catch -weight, in 1;31
If I puncture this india-rubber ball, it on a heavy track. My master thought
will collapse. Do you understand?" he'd make a pretty good gentleman's
Child—"O yes, 1 understand; if you roadster, so he bought him and told me
prick 11 will go squash." to take hint down and have some steel
plate shoesautl toe -weights put on. hila.
When I reached the iilaeksmith's the
Lord Chesterfield, noticing, a very
grave and awkward couple tl'aneing a animal began to ;yuck like all 'ria out,
minuet, said they looked pas if they were
and shoo
dull;"* it for Inoue and were doubtful
t. his head until his mane made
about getting; 1)ait mesio in the air. 1 dein t know what
ailed him, but the 1)1nel:smnitlz said has
had toothaeh,s, :and after examining his
mouth a little he knueke,l out one of his
upper front `teeth with as harmer and
the animal benne. as slut alt -a as could be
"zed srex and to look s million thanks
from his great, big wet eye's.
..hat's theway the eanlel last the
tooth. I learuet1 to good lesson from
that blacksmith. When I was farming
in Arizona my cattle and sheep used to
act that way and I always cured thou
by knsseking out a tooth. And what
seems to be most singular is, it Was al-
ways one o' their front upper teeth."
"Say, paw," said Theophilns.
'lad you told ale about that 'cause only
yesterday teacher read out of her big
nook on zoology that camels and cattle
2nd sheep and all other moments don't
.Iatie no front teeth in their upper jaws.
ilia shows that teachers don't always
know what they're talkin' about. Don't
Its„
Doollleker went around to the cow-
tlled. He has not yet come back.—
Chicago Herald.
There are two classes of unmarried
womten in soeiety, "scrawny old maids"
and youth "chits of girls." You learn
this by hearing each of these classes de.1
scribe the other;
The right kiwi of a buy with a pea-
shooter can take .a man's mind off his
business troubles and polities quicker
than anything else in this bleak, cold
world.
The published 'metre of a benevolent
society seas; Notwithstanding tho
largo amount Maid for medicine and
medical attendance, very few deaths
occurred during the yeas"
A plant has been found that cures
bashfulness. It should be promptly
tried on the man who leaves the hotel
by the back window because he is too
diffident to say good -by to the cashier.
It's very easy to st;trt false reports.
Just because a woman, while buying n
bronni, wanted one with a heavy and
stroug handle, it was reported around
that she was in the habit of beating her
husband. — +--
"I watched the billows by day, I
watched the sea by nie'ht" says a cur-
rent poet. Ile should- engage himself
as a hotel clerk at the seashore, where
he could watch the bill -owes all the
time.
1)i; ;lin has a horse which lie called
"Grnphy." -Very' °tiff name," said it
friend. ''Not at ail." responded Tom;
"when 1 mount him it's Topography;
and when Iwant him to go its Gee-bo-
Graphy,"—Somerville Journal.
A reporter who had just done his first
boat race wasrcbul_ed by the city edit-
or for not mentioning anywhere that
the oarsmen "took water," and replied
that none of them took water, they all
Look gin.
A crusty old fellow once. asked "What
is the reason that griffins, dragons, and
demons are ladies' favorite subjects for
embroidery designs?" . "Ah, it is be-
cause they are continually thinking of
their husbands!" was the quick retort.
A cicerone, directing the attention of
a foreigner to the portrait of Harvey,
said: "This is the man who invented
the circulation of the blood, discovered.
fish -sauce, and wrote a book of medit-
ations among the tombs!"
• "William," said'a teacher to one of
his pupils, "can you tell me why the
sun rises in the east?" "Don't know,
sir," replied William, ",''Dept it be that
--the 'east makes:everthin ri3e, reach-
er fainted.
A tiny pig was served at a fashlonabie
Boston dinner ;the other evening, and
when he Was placed on the table a and
wept up from the ':assembled rank and.
fashion surrounding him. The little
beast stood on. his own hoofs in the midst
of a bed of Maershala Neil roses; in his
rosy snout was the customary lemon, and
twisted in his small tail was a blue pond
lily. How her chef accomplished this
feat the hostess refused to divulge; and.
thouohpork is not usually admitted, in
any ?orm, into good society, Mr. Pigcy
.vas duly cut up and .tasted, and the,
health of the' Chinese nook duly drank
in champagne.
�:leirl 4"' ,4,.:9 1;"''�''A a the 611,00g'Sfal
x Pof Lata
f,vl EllterpiiS"
t! ;f ultl R ^ ,48. t.
'.�, •• .24.4 txls 8.,}
:. yscfc:a ...tt.n tut:.;.
en. 11$0 o ,•.es:' Gf
; t . Sarsaparii i,
• ca t L1 I A iD has reconnect:. ed
,a t :?AntLt a In
tinily s;hilar
n u to ':., Q s never yet heard of iia f:rll-
I `�-✓ C I �`i l! .�+�r I r Iago
sates; erre.
Sento 1... +.L^R 4n0 Of Mr. I st:.tsn`s farm
lalgwers bruited Isis kg. °slug to the WA
UNABBt"AKER AND CABINET-MAKER, - ' ugly wellipg
eves of amu 1 acrofulous6
erlu 8.r !.Ce.tred, oa the injured limb. Nor-
r:10,•
lor-r b 1 ring of the skin, with buri,trg and
d,u,a . VII s through the lump,, ,n::. o life
• o.'4,1 rable. The leg b4 cam. ener-
tnc o l• r; •.latul running u1^"-� t slued,
n1 -osis:,-. , great quantities of etventely
oar . ur rr i^r. No treatment %Kos o1 tiny
avail n.::I i e ma^.t. by Al I rt ASn'R/km
-
tton, v: s 8,8. •"'.toga with Avt n'+ SsxsArA-
IItl.t..a, s h cit aliavr1 the p'ie stat Irritation,
bea)e,l the, sorss, removed the /me1Gng, and
completely revered the limb to use.
4tr. Luta-oto has personally used
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
far Ir,'s, ,,, ...n8. .•-• t8. (-Fere a-ecc. t ; and,
aft r t, , in
t.,..4. 8.... 1 -t: S .
4 ne, t.., , at :a
u•. t t.tn
nnertl 5 urn s ted n..,.
conducted et the very 1ow
est rates.
Aiy;Stock of 'Undertaking
goodeis targe, complete
end we assorted, and any
Person ;Nuking anything.
is this line will dealt to
theiradvautngeto give
a call. and eis*etne fel
themselves.
I have just re.e ved a
urge stock Walnut and
Rosewood Caskets; also
L"offags Qt every descrip-
tieq. 4 complote stock
of itobes and Triuttnluge
stwsy on hand.
Thy latest styles of
Chamber and Parlor wits
A11 kauds of Furniture at
tno loweStrates.
Tall, BEST 18.1 RSE 1147 'um COUNTY
tetuomber the phaco -•-:nearly opposite gelnp'q Tobacoo Store, staita-id •set, Exeter.
t?ONN 2313l4,W N
Ezceter Pest Office Time Table.
AILS
,rant
Kirkton,Woodltam,Win ..lielsewtaud 7:llnsvillo ... ... ... ...&15 a.nt IRO r,w
South,eastmid tivesLlnoltitling London .11enailten, Ter out* Montreal, tfanit.
obs,L*nited iitates.1ngtieh and foreign mails ... ... .... ... ... ... ... 0.30 a.02..e 00 a. m
South,eaataud west ... ... ... ... ... ... ...'6.:5 '.m. 121 p. 117a
North and east.iucludingGoderieh, Wtnghaut, Eitwardtne uud:allpoirttanortlr,' i
titretrotd,Toroato, Mot+treal,and Flssteru States-- ... .. ... ... ... lC.ctla 8.p .&29 a.:u
5410 p. m..E.VO p. rue
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... C.nap. na. '540 p. w.
MONEY ORDERS
rsauedand (paid on and front adv AtougyOrder°dice in the Dominion of Ca"s.la,GrestBritain Anti
ireland,l3rItish India, *lc+wfmtnilsuta,+,ernlalay,Austria-,Italy. Australia a nsl the r'ntte,t States.[
POSTOFFat1F Sa'J1NGRUANR.
Deposits will be receive at this alike from Bite *Mai. Depositors obtaining the Postm aster -1
eneral's special permission eats deposit 81000. I)ettositsan Sittings hank account received front
rt. to4p:ns.
°Mee hours font 7,iid Ron. tu'i p. AI.
Lettersitttendcdforregistration [mist be posted 15 m lnntealtetore the closing of estcit 201521.
N 11 --It f9 partieulary rognrsted that the senators of matter will kindly atht the names of th
mantles to the addW sties.
I'roiISO PILES— $YsIP1'0MMS AND GU1il:
'1'hc symptotus tiee moisture, like perepir-
ntinn, intense Itching inercase.l by sr•;ltclun3;
yery distressing, particular at night; seems as
If pin -Worms wens erawlin in and about the
rectum, that prjvato parts are sometimes af-
fected. If allow,•,; to eantauur very serious re-
5111150215)'follow. "8WAYNI SOi\T1IEN7"''
is a pleasant, sure care. Also for Totter,.
. Telt, $:alit-Illuntan, Seal; II, ad, I aa.aprlits,
• Barbers' heti, LL.teli 's, all s8. •zly-erneat Skin
Diseases,. Boa layutai,I, i0 0043 for 51,2.1.
S
Address, S)l1, AYNI, & SON, Phila., Pa.
Sold by Druggists.
A Pass in the Mountains.
A discovery has recently been .made 1
in South America which promises a
most important change in the future of
that monster peninsula. As well known,
the Andes Mountains are 8.t barrier be-
tween the west coast and nine -tenths of
the territory of South America. This
has kept back the progress of the inte-
rior, which is inaccessible except from
the Atlantic coast; but now a pass has
been discovered in the mountains be-
tween Chili and the Argentine territory,
near Lake N'aheulhaspi. This will open
up an immense fertile territory, hereto-
fore one of the most neglected corners
of the globe. By this pass a railroad
can be built from the western outposts
of the Argentine Republic, across Chili
at its narrowest point. where seventy
miles has to be occupied, to a Chiliad
port at the head of the gulf which lies
between Chiloe Island and the main-
land. This pass opens up a country with
the temperature -very much like the
United [States, that is, on a latitude
with Tew York The middle of the
next century will see tnyriad's of human
beings occupying the fertile pampas
east of the Andes. The commerce will
be conducted through this newly dis-
covered pass, and perhaps others may
be found , equally available for the
dense population yet to be developed
Smith of, ;the'' Equator. Who linows,
perhaps, .the eccentric sukgestion of
Rowan Helper to build a railroad from
the extreme North to the extreme South
on the tops of the Rocky and Andes
Mountains along the whole length of
North and South America, may yet be
realized.-•Dentorest',, Monthly.
A German has paten ea an invention
which stamps him as a Yankee by na-
ture, if not by birth. It 'consists of a
little book whose leaves are made of
?erfumed toilet soap, and is meant es-
pecially for travelers. When he wants
to wash his ;rands -he simply tears out a
leaf (one is sufficient for the purpose);
and the book can be put back dry into
the Docket.
AD'VIC'E TO MOTHERS.
Are you disturbed atnight and broken ofyour
rest by asiek chill ;mitering and crying with
pain of enttin0 teeth? If so, send at once and
get iabottle of M1.y \YINSLOW'S SOOTHING
SYRUP,' Itsvaluo i incalculable, It will re•
Ilevo the poor little sufierer immediately. De-
pend upon ittuothers, there is no mistake about
it. It cures dysentery null itinirhoen, regulates
the stomach and- bowels, cures wind colic
softens the gums, reduces ivanmwntion. awl
gives tone ani energy to the whole system.
Mns. WIt'ISLOw'9 SOOTHING Sritnr Fol[ CisILA.
Iasv Tnimurss is 1,1',is;Let to the taste, and is
the prescription of one of the oldest and best
female nurses a:,R pinys,icians in the 'United
States, mud is for sale by all druggists through-
outthe world. Prior 25 cents is bottle.
ate_
Ti LNNPNT & T,G+ NNENT, Vetexi-
1 nary Surgeons, Graduates of the Ontario
Veterinary College .Torou
to, have o
for the trenp
t
Domestic An
ened an office
ment of all
imals, on Main
street. Exe- � �'� ter. Calls from
u distanoe:_ prom»fly at
ended to. Medicines for Horses, Cattle, &c
always on hand. •
Health & Happiness for alt.
WILL C,UREO,R RELIEVE
Biliousness, Headache, Dys-
pepsia, indigestion, Dizziness,
Jaundice. Dropsy, Fluttering
of the Heart,
Anc' every species of disease arising front
Impale libiud, &c. &c.
raft rA la F; t,'. ev 1'tili
Climax 'Chernical Compair(
MONTREAL.
1J0111, Postmaster.
It 1• l,i.:,
unlet]-.t,,e<:'
i,u'ta: s•
all shot, Al r,:- . glut;
to s:.•> a .. ,.,.,a.:. y tn. . 147 1 •..Leas ,.Y'
swt.oi.:..nl
a:ly s... r .,t 1.:$ sna,auaoah ( :.at 1..:+'•,
L9:17, or at t'u• p^ n :ar I.c.:;:nit i., • w ,.
I,r _', aanle ..t Etrect$,:iear work..
cxt.n.ite;knowledge of the
9044 i, :. unequalled eradlcatorot
Warta ;'e:'•nne eea, ;ex hint to giro lugtdress
touch valuable iufornuttion,.
rat eattEn BT
Dr.4.0. Ayer& Go,, Lowell, Mesa.
sold by a31 Druggists; ?II, six bottles for *5,
STOP 85000 EREWA'RD.�
M,nrr .r C„rehr8tN, 2ha hlih r.pa•
TH LEP, t t hr, Oor�,,,..-, a«a,i. c.asa, ra.1.,,.
tar the Cat. et etalo. 0*11,. Aatdma Mad mins ass..
Aass Ilea ti..50 *parlous t Is pr oda, leu.R.e10ce ae,,.
Ma'. 11Na.M P1851, 51 1,,, to grot"arad on by Pant 11:
tem yo Ji e0., sole proprl.tor., AUGaata„ Nuts., To pre.
that ,mu..ln from amP.Mitlen sn, Dn. th„ bol*1 sad ..a
that tlw'nam.05P „'. itsla aa, praytet, Autwt..![r,
is shwa,* the t:aa.e of the elo, A- r.w off of 5*000 et
:AbdU e5ar.4Ar. rietor f soy we a�ae owing half
t t8. ,,1.) IA 8.h. preptfAtmo01 oar a oMtl1.hoWls : h.,t Re
t,, teenmossh.is of seat.. cares of Mthma sad 1.510K
+r. In ;ho e'ts s ;outgun of Pol►. ray e . b8. .a re.
hta Druggists sad Countryper dog.
to dealePolders. rem. 108.011 as
.*i.tiper4.r. sdr.lan. OA%0\GBa0s..
ARNICA and OIL
LINIMENT
CURES ALL
Pains and Aches,
ANO 15 THE MOST PERFECT
WILY MICE in the woo
SOLD BY ALL DEALT Rs,
PRICE, 25 AND 50 C;NTS R�!i 811-11:.
RE NSALL
PORK PACKING HOUSE
Having eummenced business for the
Fall and minter Trade
We are prepared t o pur'chase anynuautity of
Pork„§ubjectto the followingregulations
We will take off two pouudsper hundred if
dry, and three pout) d if soft. •Should [ rtdolt
twenty-five Beats. If any of the], nng gats
are left i.i, 25 cgntsextra will be deducted.
No proK will be bought at any price
it :Watt?.
Weman t all flogs' (Jutting tight through
breast to her, 1. and :aim s opened oat to tail
G & J. PETTY.
IA7 0 1? -1.1 P'OWDE h.
—
Aro pleasant to t foe,Contain their awn
Purgative. Is to a:de, sun, awl etteccuat
*troyor or woriva in Children or Adult`
TO FARMERS!
GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES..
NOAH FRIED,
--OF THE
Dashwood Flouring Mill
Wishes to return thanks to his numerous
customers, for the past liberal patronage
given him, and since making im-
provements, which is a large'
saving on fuel, will do
--GHOPPINGi--
until further notice, at the following
--rates :--
OATS,
OATS, SIX CENTS PER BAG,
And for all other grains (Peas excepted),
SEVEN CENTS PEli BAG.
TUESDAY, THURSDAY df SATURDAY,
Are my i eguiar grinding days
TERMS - Strictly Cash.
N. 13,--Iflonr & Feed sold at a close mar-
gin. Don't forget to give ns a call
TO IT FP.XEt3,
Dnebwootl,'Feb'y:7th, '94 `,