HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1884-6-5, Page 5Bad Medicine.
A young physician who had longwor•
ahiped tura distance waa one day end-
denly culled to attend her. He fol d
her sufier'rgg from no partietitaxly" :daft
serous malady, but she wanted hiillt to
to prescribe for her ueverthe so he
took iter hand and said ilupr . siveiy:
"We'll, I ,should preseribe—d $hau1(1
prescribe that ---,you --eo�e.yt —married."
"Ole goodness!" stand the interesting
invalid, "who wont.d marry late, I won-
der?"
"I would," snapped the doctor, with
all the voracity of a six-foot pickerel.
Akron,"e,xelailnel the nlanien.
"Yes."
"Well, doctor, if that is the fearful ah.
Wreathe. you c:an go away and let me:
lie, in prune,"
A Cloward Given a< Stuaniag Behnke,
.A. tragedy was pre3veute•el at Cape •
jav recently by the presence of John -
sou, tt profesolonel swimmer, who is
hired to stay in :a hoot t►nr old. the dan-
ger line, t m 'onglr bar r hours, and
snatch the bathers A !m d + 'I .lr:it
lmau whose name, unfot•tnn,rte1y, could.
not be leaune•et, bathing in cunn al-
ny with . coma; woman, whom he, was
teaching to tont. Ile was a rgooit sw itn-
niers and. probably without rotten►.'».;
it, took her eonsolerably um of her
depth, Suddenly she resigned this and
became alarmed. kicking anti sereanit-
ug violently. Tiro math edea.:, easily
have saved bor. but he turned. and
with a:.oaten strong.. atrt►l.e swvanx lu
.'hose f, leasing tier helpless. She
must have tlre):xnee,l had not Johnson
east dl
quit, „t to ltao spot an ll pulped
in after her. Diving, he brought her
to the ;snrfa e, and Wen. without Wind),
le, to the shore.
Here iter sFiailaallr :'seder: was waiting
and putting his arm :ground her u':ia
about to support her half-fau:ting form
to the bathing hou-e, teat a man who
had seen the whole uecurrevice from the
pier arrived 111. time{ to prevent tilts.
ftlxteriding his left arm rather suddenly
len touched the fel )dy behind the oar
with his knuckle with suiileient force
to scud him flying a dozen feet away,
when Idde Adl in the stater half stunner..
Then the last valuer, amid enthu.siaatle
tele mei from a hundred witnesses, took
the girl bin's+• f to the i atitinu horns., --
.\'431. York. fur
I,IOi'•*I +S'it,
in the wild -mac of .that _;l:.y evening
•
there at JIerielee •sht"eco t` >rll ;t;::""t:;;
thie a s, --thorn was 11'3 lint' oe :i Sty ani:
K* to the lel"- quit;'. :New
horses bad lust their owner.. and some
:netters had lost their nurses. So that,
by the time thiup grew tpdiet again,
some of the boys had pieked use hor.e:s
or bought then: for a lret•;•n i oog. When.
wing) u}) wan the td'so�litlelal, l tOWAII
that Andy Mel rust t`+en.dt tt tl t bctrgaitl
of this sort. lie t .ut lint ;bt it , argil
horse. Tilt •odor el se;:t- i ar::
ge, un-
gaanly beast. built :Myr the Gothic steno
dmf areehitr,eture", :Inti titutild lihra mutt's
an admirable sigu for :i feeed--tore. uil •
North, tis • ft subnitrate for -Oat. wanted,
Inquire within." Ilowuver, when I ar-
rived, Andy had coneludt d tlts bargain,
and I betel bought the sorrel for toil-dol-
lars.
ontlol-
lars.
"Why, t , ::titre!" cxelairned 1, ")::1t
the world do you want with ;t horse?
Going to juin the cavalry?"
"Well," said Andy, smiling rather
sheepishly, "I took hint on as sporula-
tion. I'iu going to feed him up a lit
"Glad to hear of its" ;;uid 1. "He
needs it."
"Yes; I mean to feed him up, tind
then sell him to somebody, and doable
my money on him, you see. You may
ride him on the march and carry our
traps. I guess tieoole.nel will give you
permission. Anti you know that'll be a
capital thing for you; for you're so sick
and weak that you're often left behind."
"Thank you, old. boy," said I, with a
friendly shrug. "But, between joining
the treneral c:ave: e: t of coffee-d:ook:re
on
this old barebones and rnarehlug
afoot, I believe I'd )reefertheinfintrv,"
However, we tied t rope around the
neck of "Bonaparte," as we signiliceatt-
ly calked hilt, fastened him to a stake,
rubbed hila down, begged some oats
from Page, and, pulling Some handfuls
of younbgrass for hint, left him for the
arab:.
Early next morning, Antsy rolled out
from under the blankets and went to
look after 13on:tparte. I was building
fire when he came back. It seemed to
me that ho looked a little solemn.
"Vow's Bony this morning, Andy?"
I inquired:
Andy whistled a bit, stuck his hands
into his pockets, mounted a log, ,.Look oft
his cap, and said:
"Comrades and fellow• -citizens: Lend
me your ears, and be silent that yon
hear. This is my first and last specula-
tion in horses. Bony is (react!"—From
ffarry 111 E'icrybr's a'Itecollcctio'ns of a
Drummer bo.y," in St. Nicholas for
August.
Pearls of Great Price,
A pearl fishery of great value was
some time back reported in the Gulf of
Mexico: During the winter fishermen
prospectors have foundsome pearls of
"great value among net • a feiv smaller
ems. The first was taken from the
shell ofa pearl oyster le December last,
1.882. It is believed to be the largest on
record. It weighs seventy-five karats.
A. jeweler offered $14;000, which , was
accepted. The sum` is far` below its
real. value. Another of forty-seven kar-
ats is since found, perfect inform and
finely tinted. It is valued on the spot
at $5,000. A. third pearl of fortykar-
ats, yet more beautiful, was exhibited
.inion Paz, where $3,000 was bid, This
,success of the fiat serious,' eXploratien
is justly regarded as evidence of exten-
sive deposits of pears -bearing oysters,
and great . exeitement pervades all the
fishermen in that gulf.
Why She Left the Ohofr.
A Jersey girt, ;whose eiplrjy eddeation
had been ttifipeUIn the hilt y -tile frost
of her fax heta's Ware, tic turd,, posi-
tion in a aonnt y jmi diplitarated.
the congrtgation w•n hair le %W. One 1
S ttul:ay she �s�:1s absent front )er ems:, I
ton' 1 l)i t e And; after ehureo sea his -
n! s-tttl, the pastor apprOe Cd her, say -
'enve
„r ; . • : : • t
"We .hissed your melodious voice this i
Adorning. What is the matter?"
'I've quit warbling in this ehurdlh,"' i
she tortly replied. I
"Whys what is the treable?" anxious.
Ay asloe I the tiontiane.,
"I've been. i;naulteit by the ,ti'Sty
choir 1.•adar. 't";.ai'"'s stliiftis the tn.•t'tter."
•"Insulted'. What slid he say?"
Mile called me a e:eleegli.tleantatl'iee.'
That's what he dot Awl I won't stat':.
00 saneh st sf:o'u anS such lookln" snips 1
as he is Go.etl :aye," - I1ec Imp.
.,w,......_.-.—
Woy the Frai4es are Tinel es.
rite salvation et the =,•reatMe4 prai-
rie empire, elei:e t is in se a ee nee . r+
an din". ievslitHiiy of eenfiil Chats fere-o:-
to
,r dto serve ,Ls l':i,rtner$41a windbreaks. The
I+a►tenef of a grove of lentle s4 frets in
shielding. one from the winter wiled v IR
hardlY i:allit,ia Its influence on tin:
open prairie re iehe; houses. R mire dis-
tant. rift: turn. of all the northwest -
'
ern states favor the plant.ug of forest
trees. :01d the subj.-et t a Buoy. tut a1
little of the rattlin;, rhetorte ef their1
nu,nn.;otti Guru(. rat. ,•\• ',U3.0".of
these laws was never tttiteaumI'al until
td t.:Hely, A fats utenths slave e: pro..
lessor of itarr:lr"i university .e after tee
e
yau.s of siedy proto:neeed these laws
useless anti tto ieit•ntilie. The learned
professor nitnttmieeti that trees will
grow where they ought to grow sand
will not grow where tilcy ought not to
.Trow; that the great Inianed prairie
twits trees byeeu►soit has not to large
enough ventral! tosupport t'u'n:, and
that the laws cnoour:aging srborieul-
lure will be futdt In tr •ts a l.t.g thloneIt
u. stern :tlinnes.tta we explained this
theory with no liti.lepriele to oar fellow-
tr:iseie , h. teamster. The. teamster
made 110 reply toxin to quicken the
pule° of his pipe. At h:n'ra!, having
made sure that 11e hacl smoked It to the
bottom of its socket, lie drew the pipe
from itis loon::: anti pointed its handle
toward a :cion.' of native trees that
:skirted olaR" sidle of a larg' mutt lake.
"Do you notice," he asked, 'nal whivh
side of the lake these tree„ stand?"
"The sunthe;tst?" "Well, that settles
it." ':"here are, as be afterward ex-
planned, hundreds of these lakes dot.
ling the prairie land of Minnesota.
-lost of the lakes on tits+ir southeastern
shores have Austere of forest trees.
The reason of this is not fuer to .seek.
There are two winds there prevalent --
the ata thwesteru end southeastern.
The southeast wind. is the rain bringer.
The, northwest is cold and dry. The
prairie fires are spread by the north.
welt, never by the soutl►eats.. wind.
When the prairie ares swept over the
prairie they huller': the young trees on
all sidles of the hake except the sottth-
eastern, which svio sheltered by the
water. There could be tic+ more eon-
clusiveprdof of the power of the prairie
fires to tee,trot• the+ growth of forests
even in soil favorable to their produc-
tion. Massachusetts may well be proud
of the Wraith anal leisuti•e that moble.,
her to secure astute professors to elab.
grate theories that a teamster Dan ex-
plode between two Bull:, of his pips'.
WIT AND HMI
,defnIndia ono day an Engltsbmnn sat
With a smart, native Iimeet tho•wtadoa',
"Do out widows burn themselves? Pray toll
me that?"
Bald the pretty, iug Isitivc Iilndoo.
"Do they burn? That they do re the gentleman
Sohl,
"IV/th a flame not so easy to smother;
Our sinews, the moweut ono husband is dead,
Imbiedlately burn—for another!"
The expense of cigars should be put
down as among "losses by fire."
The proprietors of ice houses make
many a cool thousand in the course of a
year.
In Shun the people worship the ele-
phant. In this country they only want
to see him.
Kate .Geld failed because' one of her
new clerks one'day forgot to ask one of
the customers, "Anything else?"
The real glove fight occurs when a
woman tries to put on a No. 6 gloves on
No. 7 hand.
A young lady is not like a tree. You
can not estimate her ago by counting
her rings.
A new story is called "By Passion
Rocked." Some one has been getting
mad and throwing small stones.
A new patent ballot -box has been in.
vented which it is said "knocks the
stuffing out of the old kind.
The newest simile in Texas is "over in
Mexico, where the soil is poorer than an
amateur concert,". ete.
An economical woman after the death
of her infant used the remainder of her
soothingesirup to poison rats.
People say that blackberries are good
for the complexion; but who wants a
blackberry complexionP
' It is a great consolation to see a
plumbo. compelled to buy something at
a retail drug store. -Philo. Times. ,
Many a male brute who snarls and
growls at his wife in public, is very lov-
ing and tender when, no one else is
around. He has to be.
The operators in Mythical, mines aro
always willing to let you in; but there is
quite a difference between letting you in
and letting you win.
Seven years ago hist January a couple
near .Befiingt!imn, Vt., quarreled as to
who Should light the fire in the parlor,
and 'from that day t1) this none bis been
made in that room. A Word to the wise
is sufficient. The wise man of the house
will take a hint from . the proceeding
Uins stated.;
AT PEEL EXE
?O34ZI`ZQ 6daf TORT.
We call
1 art
PAELLS
�M SBE,,
Fresh Field, k'lower and Garden 'Seeds,
of Farmers and Gardeners to the above, and ilvite, ins,
Inla.f: G,Wrsrt3 ;ti::nri: aND 1314s1n T1aELT-
zin s, COPvz*1 ioia�s. Flued ., specific
ssNoura fire,
lfem:daeltc,)errou.Pres,ratior,C'.*a1d.t4 �t�T tlao
us:+ at etlrohol or tabaeceo v1 ukehtmeoi,Neutai
Ilapression,Sufteuingoftl,c l►Yuiu,rd'aeatting in
t:tItartty" and leading to uaiaery, , decay au4
+tet:th,1'titu:etlZr0 (111 Age, tlnrrvoncl, , 4104
of Povtertn eitl:aa scx,Invo1untetry i,u+a>;uaanel
tileatutakorr&e►a,ciiu t' Lbk avt'(.( t. ri:on ottito
serer , *c 04 Jost and ovenfudulgcnce, wee
box trill cure recent cases. ISacli box ooe,ta:nee
eneinentlestruata►1ent. 0 o dollar a 4;,x, t.r
cixboxesf0r are dollar ; sent by Ieaa:lprepaid ,
oa 3eeoat,tof nice. We guaysut,;e six boxeste )
cure any case. With .earh a:tlt:r receival for;
siteU boxxa,en1thaec0.Inli►tiiseawivhwritten ilve dollar*, tour
W&nrckat cxutdi aitasant+'t>
to refund the a.md,at. y' if rho treats ent lora not
effect 4. a ut, ROuarin teesissuedonlyby J.W.
Blit/tli'lkiNfl, Solo d".:utfor 1':seter.f:utterie
CENTRAL
DRUGSTORE
i�. Hill stool' tet' til kinds o
Dye -stuffs aIle. package
Dyes, eonstautly on
hand, \'Viuttu's
Condition
Powd-
ers
the ,lest
in the mark-
et Cttlil always
fresh. Family recip-
es carefully prepared at
the Central Drug Store Exeter
0.LUTZ.?
NNT
Hon,
BISSETT BROS.
HEADQUARTERS
e
Spades,
Hoes,
Forks,
Scythes,
d 3
Barb fee and steel rip fenoings
F 8T
BISSETT BROS.
;FARMERS' ATTENTION
SOROFULA
and all scrofulous diseases, Sores, Erysipelas,
Eczema, Blotches, Ringworm, Tumors, Car.-
boucles, Boils, and Eruptions of the Skfnt
are the direct result of ate impure state of the
blood.
To cure these diseases the blood mast be puri-
fied, and restored to a ltealthytuni natural eondi,
Hon. Avmn's SARSAPARILLA has for over forty
years been recognized by eminent medical au-
thorities as the most powerful blood purifier in
existence. It frees- the system front all foul hu-
mors, enriches and strengthens the blood, removes
all traces of mercurial treatment, and proves it-
self a complete master of all scrofulous diseases.
A Recent Core of Scrofulous Sores..
Some monthsago I was troubled with screfn-
lea, sores (ulcers) on my legs. The limbs uere
bully swollen and inflamed, and the sores dis-
cliarged large quantities of offensive matter.
Every remedy I tried faded until.1 used
SARSAPARILLA, of which I have now taken three
bottles, with the result that the sores are healed
and. my general health greatly improved. I feel
very grateful for the good your medicine has done
me. Yours respectfully, lilts. Ax1r' O'Itnraa."
I
148 Sullivan St., New York, June 24, 18S2.
tt3T All persons interested: are invited to
Carl on lIro. O'Brian; also upon the Iter. L.
1P. Wilds of 18 East loth Street, New York
City., who will talce pleasure in testifying to
the wonderful efficacy of Ayer's Sarsaparil-
la, not only in the cure of this lady. lint in
his own ease and many others :within kis
knowledge.
The well-known writer on the Boston Herald, 13.
W. BALL, of Rochester, .N.IL,writes, June 7,1382:
" Having suffered severely for some years with
Eozena, and having failed to Ilma relief from other
remedies, I have made use, during the past three
months, of AyEit'S SARSAPARILLA, which litis
efteeted o complete cure. 1 consider it •a magnifi-
cent remedy for all blood diseases."
Ayer's Sarsapari �1
stimulates and regulates the action of the di-
gestive and assimilative organs, renew1Wand
strengthens the vital"forees, and speedily cures
lther:matism, Neuralgia, Rheumatic Gout,
Catarrh, General Debility,.: and aft diseases
arising front an impoverished orcorrupted condi-
, that of the blood, and a weakened vitality.
It is incomparably the cheapest blood tired.' i•
on account of its concentrated streegt h, ., t P I ;.+•rd
newer over disease.
rni:r.usrsn' BY
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell; Mass.
field by all Druggists; price 51, six bottles for Si).'
WHITE'S IMPROVED
ra
:a
±n
SLIDING
t•-
GATE.
A DRIVE
AND FtEt,D GATE
admired by every Par-
mex Desired.by ail wha
use Oates.
Its chief' merits aro
CONVENIENCE,
DURABILITY
SIMPLICITY -
AND CHEAPNESS.
It takes up no roan; on the road or sidewalk. It opens down the fouee. It locks open
anti when closed, locks aunt. A child six years old eau open and close it from a wagon
or horseback, or afoot, It is n•mt'liable to get ..ut of order.
So simple lir construction that any farmer ran make it, it ran be etude ai' Iu ober, iron
ar wire -netting. :311 who see it admire it. Can be opened with ono finger from Wagons,
Buggies, d£e, It backs out of the way down the few, talliug up no room, Ras no lever -
ago on posts. Can be opened and closed. 80 timer a nduute. Makes a secure lock with-
out a latch or pin. A downward pull opens or clews a gate of auy kngth or weight, as
the handles have a double action and always up out of Cheney. The east above the or-
dinary gate is from 31 to $8. I ran furnish (1 oro IBM; no hinges to bay.
'Price of PARMVI RIGHTS from $5 to $10.
Call and see elite Gate at Centralia and Exeter, and secure a
Farm Right..
TO AGE'NT'S ►
I own the Bight of this Patent for .:HURON COUNTY, and as I tun otherwise
gaged and cannot canvas each Township in the County, I will sell Township Rights
at prices that will enable the purchaser to inalce money at the business.
31roria, $1.0 to $20 per DAV' can be M AME
By a good canvasser in selliug out a Township Bight n Farm Bights. Can you MAIM:
More at anything else with a Small Capital Invested. I mean to sell so
you can make MONEY,
A Rare Chance—Speculation.
Tho selling qualities of this gate cannot be gnestioned, The Inventor has sold.
•---OV.EE $oo,000 WORTH 4JREADY.
Secure a Township Right, and make money easily and rapidly. If you do net, some
m one will, and you will rose the chance.
Call and seo tae,' or write: for terms,
8, Q, B3013XER, Centralia.
For County Rights iu Canted write for terms to
C. W. JONES, London.