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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1880-11-18, Page 7(Our uIiitlCM5 THE TIMES NOvEM131 B 8, 1880 C.!partintint, ation ran thing in every direction, rtiucl'he seemed to be boiling when one of his it teuiia 'look 4 in and remark. FUNNY .l'ARAGR: PHS. • 'H•h, old boy, T envy you 1 You've, --`- gat the (tooled room in ale block.' ''Say,' said the ittwyet ae lie stag• l;ored ever to the dour, 'I'ln going home. I 'never felt so queer in mw life. While I know diet the mole is cool and airy, su:I aked and boiled that t e;rift lift a thaw. One drink of To live long•-••-s;rnw fall, Song of the r o lee.-•-'IIer'i1 Ilse gnaw,' 'ulna.' A twvn-feut role•---\'lalciug''rights' anti 'Jetta.' To get along wPil-velli it sleep. INIJaaa do ant walk, l,ut sntneti'nes braiedy woelilp't rtiet that way ono man, have a swinging gate. wenhi it ?' It'et not wili:key t1 at makes a man ''Pilot's jtrst it,' wbiepeped the other, drunk,' it is ilio{ inability to carry it, 'Draftily always acts that way, espeoi• [t'e the men with tiro lottery titket rally if y' u drink alone. Yowl ought tc Whn'looke out fur the rr,tniber won. have 1L otrn better.' • riin•epizooty, Ktiv'e the PYIndelphia 'sr, 1}ma ; so I had, Don't say a Euttetiu.wert;ly c ff..rs from otitt'r e'iide word to the boys ; I'll moire it all right. in jjn its h arse nese. I thought s(net1rI g must ail me; and Spine 'y'ang lerltee •a;o to the posit I wtta a little efritid I was golug to be: nfiiee in tho evening to '.wait for fhr•leant f •r. I'm gladit'e nothing serious; >tntall. Others go to wait. fur the mile. 'I'd bu back in nbour two hours. One of the earliest fevultle archery 'oleos we read abont was Niton .[hath 'waa'nirt in the field with her Hotlz. 'It testa a ynang boeat'k.'epor wtio set the bake she hal 'baked if a a111 t}' ter Pail' out of doors one cold ischii to be frosted, There is an old pr evert whtt;h read bA•s go td the roan seith, s r any we • ?t as the good women will, so trust Wine' O.te of the first regnsitione received from a newly e,ppeietea railway eta A. FL1MAN, ' .Save you brought any nitn'esees ? srelteri' the Rev, Mr.. 4Vo':ed, of Bathgate, of e. middle•aged.onnple who had Dome to be harried. ` No ; we neer thocr p' that. J. it necessary ?' ' 011 car. tally,' said the minister; ' you should have aAro-anemias and bridet-maid as w:trse see.' Wha can we get, deo, do ye think ;" The 'bride, so addressed, lion agent, was 'Send me a gallon of • eengge.•ted a female oonain., whom the red'oil'for the deriger lantern.' bliclrgrcc'in had not ,pe'evionely seen, A. 1t ,bite paper describer A youne and, after enneeltsttion., a Meal was al. lady 'with 'hair as binck as .a raven's.' T. he ravens were not wearing any stair• iv speak of last snmtner. hat we sup• 1°o.e the style 114e changed this year. -`if yon will consent to my tuarritlge with yc,wr daughter she will be treated pas if elle were an angel.' That ie,', was the natter of fact ret ly, 'in a 'short time she wuuld'not have anything to wear.' The editor utas malt enongh •to -rill •soinebo'iy when be found that by n singdicer ntistske hie fnrem'tn had put the 1. •tiding 'What We Eat,' over an teditoria`1 teilitsg how to feed slosh. A. 'iiensall woman just nlarried,wisla- "4. eg to inillreee her bns•he nd with her (Witty it a heu-ekreper, bawled oat. to ' o thought of. 'Stott ye alta alang, (len, and as.k them, ae,' I'll walk about, Lill ye cams back.' Sem sot out as de- sired, auc9, after Soule time, returning with the two friends, the cousin being to •blootuiug lass, somewhat yonnget than the 'bride. When the parties had tees pror•orly arranged, and the minis- ter was abort to proceed with the eere- molly, the bridegroom suddenly said, 'Wed Ire bade Levee, sir?"What is it now" asked the minister. 4Weel, I was just gaisce to say thatif it wad be the setae to you, I wad reither hay that ane'--p'sinting to the btidesmaid, •A u'tost 'extraotainary statement to make at this stages .i'tn afraid it le ten late to talk of snoh a thing now; the sevveut that entered the door, 'M:t• 'Is its' sal:'i the bridegroom, in a tone 'ttltla, bring me the wash board, I want. of calla reeignetton to the inevitable. tbwash the 1'etatnes for dinner.' `Wee., then, ye mann just gang un.' A. gentlemen, recently abort to pay: )1i8-doctur's bill, said, 'Well, d=•eter, ni' SWEET. CONSCIOUSNESS at* 'little boy gave the measles %a all llI7 C NSCI OIiiNES 1y•neigbbor's children, and they ware . rlttt>niled to by 'oil, I Uzbek you Dau; The other clay over at the Alamendar tend at •:the very least to deduct ten OF er'>;erlt, from the amount olf my bill betas, :i timid and retiring looking waited until the superintendent Iter:the 'increase of business we :u"'a long stick o 'Ido Mato to give yeti allor pole youy trouble, '''Thy, Br trt,' said 'her intntreee, but have you . 'who ,.wished to vasty the girl for the ©cold lend me?' ^.t,{o.tese'lneut of aro company, opal; the Nr), sir ; I told yon so ten minutes ;tater. ttarsilo ormnleteting' of the plate of ,igo,, sitanped tote uveadriren official. ltt. 'Why, Bridget, did yen do So you did,' replied the man ; • but I thought 1'd just nett yon once more. I guess I've done illy duty iu the mat• ter. 1)„u't you think so ?' ' What matter ? What on earth are you tabling about ?' Why, you see. my mother-in-law dived off down there at the deep end abont half au hour ago, and as she (]e a greet dissapointment to persons hadn't Colne up yet I thought pa like •who hese adopted ',Benjamin Tobuston' to tell my tivife tbat.I bad s iter jabbed round on the bottom for Ler anyway, :aq,ti,e'pst}per pronouuciation; bat pro• but if I (mnic, why, I euppose I can't, .ba.blyethe few cliltnred persons who tlltht'd all: And 1ent;ivoly writing her ]lave been canine biro Beejstwttnsterne• , • J. 813li. B33ejawjsoolljah will feel the undress on a tag, lit be tied. on the old .snore deeply depresee.l when ttiey learn lady wneu she came' up, the. orruscienti -their mistake. • • Pet--Oeb, L'rideet, did yenivcr hear tiv my grlate•spaelt before the, II'bert, iln s.ueiety ? Bridget—No, Pat,' iiow Doul') I? for sure I were not on the ,ground. Peat—Well, Bridget, you see 4 was ealle.1 upon by the Hibernian atociety for a spaolle, and, be ,labera, 1 rose with tele illtllltt1tstio cheers of ?thoti•sanie, with me heart overflowing •twith,gr'etitnyYe, and me eyes filled with 4464 iuri ditch the svor1,d.id I s.pelt°, gave • was discharged and. then .said to him ? ttlit4:'? Ton are quite ae artist ; how ilia:Too iso it'?' 'cloacae, innm, it waa tmes&f ttlat dict it,' replied Bridget. "labii it •ptitty, mum, I did it with your ;fne'o.sth comb, Imam.' We have been informed that the amine of the i3jerustjerne lijornsoa,the 'Norwegian n'evelist, is pronounced, `B-yernstyairuoh B-yerilsou.' This will TT WAS HOT. . tsood-iltytiered GIiswold street law- yer left his office tpiocoupied for an. lour about two o'clock yesterday aftet- eoon, and some of the jokers 'ip the nicest went .n and built np a renbing fti-e in his coal stove. Eo .Dame back with hie hat in his Hand and almost dead with tire heat, and was met ou the stairs by &lawyer who eeiet ; •Thio is the hottest yet. The ther- Inometer in illy room marks 120 do - cloy man walked though,tfiUy away. It is beyond all &mitt that "Myrtle Navy" is the favorite tobaeco with the smokertrof Canada: They obtain more enjoyment froth it than 'from any other tcbaceo made and those of them who have used it Idng enough to, test its merits never aI,atecion 'it for any .other:brand, The reason for this pre- ferenoe•is that the "Myrtle Navy" i:' made of the very finest leaf which is grown and that iu every process of ills manufacture the most vigilant care 'is exercised to. preserve, the genuine or oma of the Leaf. • CO SUMPTI0N CURET) Vit! olcl physician, retired froin practice, have ing had, placed iu hie; hand by au Bast -In- dia, missionary the formula of a simple Vega, table remedy for: the Speedy and perntauen. euro for Consumption, Brouehitis,Cattarh, .,Set thine, mull all Throat and Dunest:Elections, also a positive and radical euro .for Nervous De- bility and a/I Nervous .Colpplaints, after .lav 'ing. nested its wonderful curative powers in gr ees.' thousands, of oases, has felt, it his duty to make !ff fellows, cuac A t t d. by • seorolter,' replied the other; hs 11e went feriag. 1 wilt seuti,free of e1 arge to all who.clo- on• to his room. sire it, this reclpef fn ((orimmtL'ronoh, or 1'}tlg• 1Se threw down his hitt, tock off his scat, and began fanning himself ; but the balder' he Ranted the hotter he grew. .Two or three lawyers atmina. in', and spoke about how eoot MS rpm was ti fluttered to `theirs,' unci tretI'1 ,Nreatfyr puzzled to aoceunt for it. Several tuf fat's wel'e tn'ttte lam to (thole 'reot-usf' and prefav soon 110 grow ashamed' al Dont see- Possible,,: tligngh iit Icnottn to hie suffering e n this motive and a desire to relieve human auf the reach of 'every mother. Po not fail to give it a trial; you will be pleased with qtq obarmieg effects. For sate by all dealers.—T. Diittaurn .& Co., To• rout's It always gives us i 1 i asure to draw attention to articles which are deserv- ing of public pati inege. Probably uo articleever offered to the public has met with the Same success as Gray's Syrup of Red Spruee Gate. Thous - etude of families in the Domioion keep it in their homes as the standard Cough Remedy. The sale of this article has assumed enormous proportions. Our advice to the public at large is to try its virtues if they should at any time unfortunately contract either Coughs or Guide. It is sold by all chemists. GEttltlAII . YRUP'• No other medicine the world was eyor given such a test of iib curative qualities as Bosonns'e Gsn>rAs.SYRUP. Iuthree years two millions four hundred tlilusaud small. bottles of this.medioiuewere distributed free of charge by druggists in this country to those affloted with Consumption, Asthma, Croup; severe Coughs, Pueuumonia, and other diseases of the throat and lungs, giving the American people undeniable proof that Gsa.rix SIMM. will euro them. The result has been thiit druggists in every town and village in the Ge- netics and United States are recommending it to their customers.. Go to your druggist.'►td ask what they kuow about it. Sample bottles. 10 cants. Regular size, 76 cents. Three closes will relieve auv case. A STUBBORN FA(1T. Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Shy/ - bevy ie, stithout doubt, the safeet and most reliable remedy in existence for diarrlieea, dysentery, cholera morbus, sour stomach, sea.sicknesa, and all eum.oier complaints. It acts like a charm. ,Its effects are marvelous—re- lief ii1::teu'aueuus, care speedy. Pity- siciaoa and all who use it reoommeud it. It should be kept in every home fur use in oases of emergeucy. Fur sale by ell dealers. Iirh,gith full dneetEpns fqr.:.pregeriug :and tis lug. Sent bey mail by acddreesing with stamp,. raining toe plL sr, W W, O1ik11ett„110..L13rwtra U-6A1t .3tul>ktestgr ,N,:,.i' Swatter Cotnpleaints or Cholera In.. fttistunk d ldlrlis @itrttitig off the int. fodid j tri ,,i� i,1 flte,tbottstincl, at etasesgasetpettlitit3e mar. 'Dari Always be appearing so overheated, it bat 'dome clregl(ed: attcl etfa! d tretsDri Iftetet)dr+s to his table. la five n4iufatcs his shirt tract of Wild Strawberry. It Jigs never collar fell flat, and in ten ho hadn't failed to give imineditt a relief in the any prat eh in his start. The itrespir. most severe oases. It is a bovit 3vithin C . & •S., GIDLEY, Uuderta•1 ris Flurnatua'e Alam actitlx 1' TOULD SAY TO those who intend purchasing to do so from the manufacturer. The. dealer who buys to sell again time necessarily have a profit. We claim to swathe p.urohasers the bouetit, which cannot fail to meet rite views of the Grangers: Our expenses are loss than those of olio mann'. actauerceoouseq' eut we can selloheaper.' R WOULD oaUspeeatqetentice to aur nndertaklugtleptat oient,wbleb is lator�ea r. plate thane rex, as 'w adde4 several new 1.41S16, of ]oto The best cods caskets sti.rouds,auleve uneral requisite at lowest prices. Our, n Rears is - tronounced ,y competent judges to e second to noes in • the pro dimes Emblems of all the 1 ferent Societies. NOTICETO THE PUBLIC. 'William 'Drew Furniture Dealer, having been drawn into the Furniture Line by deceitfulness and falsehood is oompelledto continuo l the business and is prepared to sell cheaper than any other house in the County of Huron. Au ex- amination of my large stook, which is not excelled outside of the titles. and a comparison of 81y prices with other faotories, cannot fail to convince the public of the truth of what I say. Every Article Marked' Dowry cc the Very Lowest Figure. I havr just purchased. a first-class New B earse, and am prepared to attend funerals Coffins, Shrouds and all Undertaking Material on hand. Prices very reasouablo. Society Emblems constantly in atock. Be sure to give rue a call, and I will make it to your advantage to buy your Furniture frons ole. ltemember the place—noith of hiolsons Bank. FOUND—ON TUESDAY FOBF-t L novo, 9th inst., on William Street, near! tidley, s. pair of luted kid gloves, fu. wrists. The owner may have the same by pa,ing for this notice on application to Marshall Pollock, John Street, or ay the Trams office. M. POLL Pollock, FINE PHOTOGRAPHY. FRANK COOPER, ARTISTIC PHOTOGRAPHER. Studio 374 Richmond Street, London. All the latest improvements in Photography et this well known studio. G.tod people of L.ceter and v]cin.ty comp and See us when you conte to London, and 'WM. DREW. OL D ESTABLISHED] {OLD ESTA.BL1SHED :o: -- JAMES PICKARD :o: OCTOBER, 1880 Extra value in Black Col red Cashmere :0: Extra value in DRESS GOODS VELVETEENS Ail the Novelties in Spots, etc. Raven and Blue Black Velvets—Cheap. MAN.LES FOR THE MILLION. ts' Millinery Stook never more complete. Ladies, don't forget our Show Boom befere --ing. See our Canadian, Scotch, Irish and Worsted Suitings. Our cutter is equal to pie WE WILL DO YOU JUSTICE l t- „�tter of Ontario," All are welcome to We are " LIGHTNING " on Children. SAMES PICK 1��1M 'S HE N SA LL John Drew's Furniture &- Undertaking Wrercctns NORTH STORE, FANSON'S BLOCK, EXETER. FURNITURE ROOMS. m n. Ud . ,Liotti. B S.iM .6t+etild r. having purchased .Mr. Coxwotth's fltrnitnre and undertaking Lousiness iu flcnaa:l, and added his large stock tient Exeter, can now show in Hen- sel!.one of the largest stocks north of London. r'urnttnre nta..e to oder cannot bo surpassed, as Ihaye had 14'ye.as' practical exuerieuce in Le Rion and Lreter. Funerals promptly tattoudecl to. First-class Fl,SUSS always on nand. N.B.—All kinds of m116148,1 ipstrunlsnts tuned and repaired. L't;ture frau;ing'a speciality. J. H. BAKER. Henanll, Nov. 11, 1880. ly. Horsed Cattle Powders! A full stook of all varieties of Condition powders, Cough .Powders, Diuretic Powders, do. ilso Whtan's Cou h& Condition Powders, which soca stood the test for yearn, "Tt113 Central Druct Store The best variety of GIRL'S SHOULDER BRACES . now !nada, An additional stock of a:nglish and French True- tverl The salve brands of Medicinal Liquors always kept. ---7dYDROLI1'1E— • A new remedy for Confitttuption, A Complete Stock of Patent Medicines, Drags gtod and reliable. tnreggisis Sundries— a-. complete stook. llfatorials for curing cider.. , ^&tli ionery. $01,001 Books, Fancy Goods; a., tee., as usual. CERRA DIWG S+LObit y (WINAN'S OLD STAND)i 0 LUTZ. COFFINS, 'CASKETS, and BURIAL RJBES and .ALL ,KINDS OF EMBLEMS. EMBALMING FLUID used for presereing the body in warm weather or for shipping. :Any Person wanting Parlor, Bedroom, or Dieing Boons Furniture will save at least 20 per cent: by calling at JOHN DREW'S FURNITURE ROOMS,'Nurth Store Fanson's Block, Exekr. (Mt INT ni'i,Ew. THE EXETER TYA Ra STOVE DEPOT. MAIN ST ITAKE thia opportunity of thanking my numerous customers for past favore, and wislfto notify them and the public generally that I have Purchased Mr, D. Johns'. stock, o£ STOVES, TINWARE, LAMPS, • &c. $ . and have moved my own stock into the building lett'iy occupied by It]r. Joints, in tiro Post Oflioe.Block, where I now have one of bbs, itrges..and best assorted stocks in the count* Cooking, Parlor and other Stoves THE 13ES1' IN nu?, •MM'1ARKw1i. v, Mee ala.gevariety of Tinware, Lamps, Lamp Chimneys, Coal Oil and Cutlery. hastinratos.given for ]yavetroughing. Carriage Plating a Speciality. Depend upon it will give you. georl value for'y.mr money. o.-. The very,' I1111lost price iu C'ttsh` aid for Hides frits S'h'e Ftp sl:lit r 1 eniel terethor place:•- the Zeit.,'t t ti n ate4tStove Depot* taut Ma Rloeb, ibEit0u Sheet, 'Muter. E ir. SPAKCMAN,