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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1880-10-7, Page 6O14,1) BAZ1±1MBE t' MAKES A Bill. been fried in butter and was intondeCE IIxwntma>ttulrrl'rt•:tP1 ,.t:, tntizr.�7lo s, 1'UTATION. for food. Mr. Sotcinnp harpooned it '11"' high rcllntLtior•shit ell t bylTl„ve.rrh s 1'xats. Triple, j3ar,a.' Y ,e%1 t)ia c ttil' of l ui11;`lt:^+, t.`eltl+, With ra fort: and lifted it up bodily, tur(1 ttif alir0lt c Yl't1t:e lluult sial Iatulgs luLs gazing at it with increasing wonder. t;3V( rise to sl tir.auts it(rittitumra, .' '1it> t;tsuat- 'What unti(tr the sun,' he exelt1i111ed at 11W l'J.:^'ra aAL 1JAr -Sul ltas t11tJ uiamil."of 1'. O. last '`is thio thing `?' 'y1J611,' replied tltt,;•n.rtl3>Joaall in. tb.1 how: which is (1t t11t Illy patient wife, with est tL eb d.ow of lalt;;t,�17it anti Ft'3 e•t >, S t: Wt thittic it 1 7 prrp,t to waits t1 r• talrsn�i�tutiug :*tient her,- tL sigh; :t looks like your new felt hat, s:\,rs belting other tonnes, or remedies offeredin the front parlor that he palmedto 'Aird that is whatI thou ;lit it was, brit as a stns stitnte. 10,k Carefully to this and li tete. you pulled it out of yourl' oket Wil(4)taint no'otller;tkNLU ILV YAilIi$ I.ecrolt..G 13AL. .A. voice, that he recognized at O'iCe yOU earth) home this morning an(1 said 34 5I. a r buiunt;'ing to that fact -hooking young it was a pion porter house sh ah: and i 1 t Scythe bt3 h.a:t3 warned Maria to be you wanted it boiled fur breakfast. You oarefd about, said contetalpttlout+ly needn't give ale any of it; I'ua not. `I't?neo,, wor'uttu, and weary me no hungry.' And i1 Ir. Setemup, who was longer ip yatlr reproaches. 1 tell you just wild to know what oleo he said the day of my wedding with AliceMon-when he came Borne, and what time it tressor is fixed, and, by heaveus, nuth. int; shall prevent our ur".ion 11' Coda these words be addressed to Lis own daughter 2 Yes,. it WaS iu(ieeti Alaria's sob choked toues that replied : lThiq, than, is the reward for inky sacrifice, my devotion.. Ruined and forsaken, you taunt me a :+.it your latest cunguost. AleustI coward !' It only regl,ircal a see Ind for Baum - bee to rush no stairs and get hie shot tle baby was smothered in bed while polo out of the closet. The next mo- left alone. Anent he burst into tine parlor will Thi Provincial Exhibition at IIamil• blazing eyes, ands hurling the black tbn has proven a success., and many hearted hetreyer to the ti�eor, he pieced are blaming the Directors for extend. the )nuzzle of his breechloader at hie ia:g the time to two weeks. temple, hissing :. Peter Moyer, 3r, editur of the Berlin 'Villain, swear to are tJit1 you will News, has lost a $800 libel suit, t� make an honest' woman of this poor brought by L. R. Faller and wife, of duped angel or I will strew the iioor Formosa, whom he charged with being with your devilish blains 11 blackmailers And of bad r9pnte. WIT. NV. BAT. wouldi ttilluata to three about to 'Homy 1' showed young Snider, 13e11e River came T` ear being des- furllisilhl.us�suriU %V aiaouytlliut 1'11'1 '1 'is 1hro that ire hL t.(lded hex„ Cly to lu rauiiitioa tt.r slttlnp, up and elapsing' his hands. troyed by fare an '1'hnr play, rem say- fuming out l t t- trays \Voiic. sash, 1)otx aua 'That's way up. Alagnif. Splen- ing it. Chi.holm's building alone was ui.tturere l:11111 cabana. :111 ()Wore la Specialty. did 1' completely burned. Total loss, $1,C00.1 ;llashwuuaLJuno17, Isla 'Beautiful; papa. Encore !Encore 1 thtuse-a spark from a throshet's en - Bravo 1' added Malin., delightedly. 'I gine. GREAT BARGAINS IN ::ever saw anything hotter atBaldv ins.' 'Eh ? Whitt ? I—er—er ?' stam- mered the bewildered parent, grountl- raig' arms.. 'We wore so' afraid that you wonld object to Any taking part in the pri- vate threatricals.. Ma said you'd never On Saturday night, of last week, Mr. listen to it.' But you act better than Jas. Fair, of Clinton was awakened by any Of us—doesn't lie, Bobby ?' the barking of hie•dog,.and gutting up, P . , 'Yon bet,'replied Bobby, fervently. . , 11 e �' t x t�) ti ci s h'Gress scn•ruuet have been an amateur he saw a somewhat starkly vamp idacready once, prowling around' his ltremiaes, Cu Ttmo Mr. Bttzetnliee coughed Atld ordering nine to leave at a lively paces wiped. liis forehead;. silt!' t»ntnblyd the felluw impudently told Mr. Fair he about his having• soon a gond distal of wasn't in inneu of a flurry, sari would that sort of thin when he was. ;venlig, get away jaet as he pleased. Thiuking and that ithu'ia mast be sore to take his dog• might moderate tiro fell )w'b movements, AIA. Fair threatened to set 011 l3az;unbre^hat! returned from the club the nater eveuiug, when, as he hung up, his overcoat on the hall liatraek and prepare(1 to go up stairs. he heard such etrallgely exoitetl voices 'lrlpol"aut o Con Ulliptlires A go/Wen/an having boon so fortunate as to 01;1'0 1118 ;011 ,r fi1JUFU111ptioU 111 its worst stt go,t, after being given u up to :lie by the n.ost (:(te. brattxl laitysiw:ui , desires to 1Uial(e known trio cure (which proves sneeessfttl iu every 01949 Was, for the life of him did not dare' to CiouttgJhess, e (aol1ise, trtait,swilul ltAi,utub, nnd13tlroiln(4t1Tituiea,, asks tions of the Throat ,tett Lungs, a{ld will scud tiro llaecipo, freer of charge to 1131 who eteaire`it, if they will forward their address to DANIEL ADI E, 51 Liberty St., Now York. Gig: INTERESTING' C.A.N'UTAN • SCRAPS. Lieut, Col. Strange, of I ingstas, is dead. At Peterboru', Chwies larewer'e lit - PUBLIC SUPPLIED 114,tR�i, ahuspor than over. DASHWOOD FURNITURE WARE 'DOtlt'S r1351(10 Cver tie County, or NEWS FRn11I CIIANGES. HURON MILLIN ER AT MISS GARsLICK'S The remaining stock of Summer Huts 11,n,1 Trimming-, i" ' the rs, "shovers tele Ornaments 'will be soldat greatly reduced prices the mitt when her young fiiim(1 had the dug on ltim, but this worthy pro- G$ it�� �• �W iu � 4 , gone, and then went np to bed and ) pF dUced'a BlnitielLUG looking Jlub and tiVe halve recently published nen ealiiun nf, $t,u{r! dreamed be was playing � an outraged171t. c TJLbElt \v T L'S C1'11,1;11;1 ATED ESSAY 1 ; 4 merely remarked that "he was aeetlet on the pi t lcal and perwal,.0111 oars (without 1114- anrult]'iUnity to crowd( d• houses all orned to doge; and lie wasn't much tlieiu,t of Nervous 1lebility. Stomal and phyiiot.1 night. 1 tlla;apacity in/twain/cuts to .liarltago, ole., ra- afraid if theta, anyway," a atatetneut su11i11Ofrom excess. his notions seemed to sustain, and bay- 1.1..Price inasealedt e11se101)0, only cents o[ two posta000tamps. Ing 11.0 alternl.tive, Mr. Fair kept his , The celebrated 1.11111'1r of this adlutrab]eessay,. p'es an him till no Rlowl ' iii la )seared nt •ar13 demonstrates,from thirty yours' stic.ce=s-- 1 _ t ful pr;tctiee., that alera'ing oousel31 es maybe A.ir. ,T. J. Fisher, of Coiborne, the Ilahetall> cured without the tliulg111 1u -use .1 in t :Anal mo.lieioes or the use of the ,. ..0; -Point- 111UIrt•er horse mall in the section, hay oat awe -.0 of clue at once si1n1,10 certain pan of- fset's at Montreal, (N.1 hie W153 T home fsettwi,bymoans o1wlii.hover ysulYorer,ucu{at- ter what his condition clay be, nls.y euro 11i111seif from 1120 old 0011tltrY with a couple of cheaply, pOlYti101y 2121(3 02135' 42113'. .Tills T ottnre should bo in tau hands of every. lure Clydesdale` Stallions.. 010 of :yonthand eveiylnanluthe land: them has taken quite a number of 4•daress, prizes, three of which were $100 each, CTHE 0ULV +'ItWELL11IEDICALGo, and when shown in a °lays of 85 horses 4Y 311n street:wow zr rk. at the Highland Society's Show, al j post 'fric'enoiso8e Aberdeen, took first prize, and alto tt first.prize of $100'at Glasgow, among a class of 183. Itt is con(aitterrd the best horse of: its eli189 ever import's 1, and will be a splendidrcgtliliilioil t(• i 11021(20)121135 Point Braids, Perlin and nearly "Wools, (-P;to711 Ins and, SI il,pors, 11141111 Cultlh8 and 13ra.idrius, Cardbmara, _Mott es ore., ere, These Goods mast be Weaved wit, .and will be sold cheap- ertilau tlluy c 11 bo • out anywllnra eUe in 102411 - J.GAItLIC K. stirs. 0*a. ta'ttr:Mtr.alat'y 1.`re1lt:lE POWDER is a :are. sere and effectual destroyer yf MAIN STREET, - . - - E$.ETFllt woven in e11311it•en or adults. Price 135 ilea,ti. or 5 for $1.00. K Mrs. i'5tk3113IA4r 1,1w i 01.11EST6( DD'S115 are perfect In every color. For brightness and durability they Mace uo equal. Prise 15 cents per par_kage Dominion OCTOBER 7; 18801^ Orans The Largest and Most Complete Factory in the Dominiuiu, 140x100 Feet. highest lienors e'yer awarded to any Malkex in the Worlt MEDAL AND DIPLOMA AT CENTENNIATI, 1873. I)o do SYDNEY, AUSTI3,ALIA, I1377 GOLD MEDAL AT PROVINCIAL EZEIIUI'!'ION, TORONTO, 187(3. IiIGHEST .AWED AT INDUSTRIAL ET:. I BITION, TORONTO, 157:1.. We are now manufacturing Sri+tare and' Upright Piannq. hBest in the market. Correspondence solicited. Soul for Il ist -rated Catalogue. i1Tai1ed'i'ree. Address. 11=1,1221.011. Orr and ,12,1.extio Co mara.T, BOWMANVILLE, ONTARIO. EXTRACT °r WiLD MM.A.rHl)10 : WIT AND HUMOR: A sentry placed before :powder ma- gazine sees his colonel approach, 4m.3king Au imiurtetl tittvaua cigar. lie presents arras and says firmly, hat respectfully, 'Pardon me, colonel, bat ln3okir,g P1 not 'allowed here.' The 0011t,et, with a. superb gesture. flings away the oigar and gives the faithful sentinel 8 loris d'nr, As soon as be got arouud the corner the faithful sen- tinel, with proud tears on his ragged ceuutenance, picks up the cigar and finishes it with every manifestation of delight. the 8to0lt n'"thli County, "Joe..Fislrer" I -. v ll;r. Genuflux fell doryn etairs has doubtlet,rt llltnrilt'd enure horseflesh last Sunday morning with a flower of this kind thou any other pert>all,and although he is gettiug teebe u old man he still retains his good judgtneot of'' llorceie-r1. M . }L.13.ss le, of EIuilett, �, is also. with tutu frith a very iuo ani mai, which will also greatly add to the reputation of hie- tec:ion for god draught hoses. Vase in one htLttd,.a.pitcher of water in the. other, a Intun•globe 212.(lllr his arm and china saucer tucked in his• coat Po'cke't 11e was trying to carry all tae. -•e5 things down sitars and he Lino e.-ed'd. .But when he got to the bot t',w s•r,d his anxious wife screamed from the Bead of the stairs to know it Le 111111 brellien ail thing, 118 took an nec,lunt (If stock (L11c1 calmly repartee that he believed "he had broltsn every thing but the Sabbath,' 'T'oe only thing,' petulxn,.)y commented: his Care- ful and ecttuornical wife, Athat we uonit1 ittfnr.l to break,' haul, Mr. Lett -hours was sitting of tles 111.rcl1 tile o'her• night, watching. it 17,year old girl tryitig to keep ayeakt 1'411,•e0032'll to see the most ing Rtq, rise. They talked astrorlorrly. 'I wish .1 was a sear,' he said,. smiling at hi ower 3(04(3ic. fancy., '1 wort Id 1.211311.1' VOL. wore a C•,nlHt,' She said'dreit.tniiy. Ilia heart beat to tenitunnsly. 'An'3 why, he 891(1111', tenderlv.,.at the same 11413, taking her uares s3iiIg hale Ilurlds i1 his, 'land wb? ?' he repeated. ia"peri- oesly. 'Olt,' she said with (1 branching (ia('nast1loss.thnt fillt'uooti his soul like a bare foot on a cold. oil clot1),.''hecausU thouyon would. only carne arnnndone( every 1,500• year's... Ile didn't ear anything ttrrtl'I lie .wn;a half way. to.tlt f out. 1 ata -felled lie turned ar0Un(1 and skunk his fiat as the house and. mutter ed between his teeth that thy the diads, 'twoclal be a. thundering. sight Longe' than 4500 years before h4.eaaill 8t /20nil c1 agaitl " Ilialif that ti'rne the- poor gissi was 11. 111541 and: .Mr, t'eletrlltf 2311218 (i(iwtr,stairs'to a tr u , clock breslcf,Ist with a vacant e. (1't0Pat,ce clout a backward' tendency i- tits. hair sflt t, .•3Lcl.s;.;1iis ,tttyO. 6y8r• ache. He,aitt $ tai'l'e t►nd iliekitlgt 01) het, " 'o`#l.nIe6' 1141 `$,,tl7for' r, iilai'edtin stn ante L 1V planner at eomethi g in tile ),ttaktet 1.,,.:0,ti bi(n.;, IA had ,:O,ideri,tlyr'gft tllpsg.w:Jw,r,tlgf3l., For diarlcei, dysentery,bloody-iiox (trainp in st mach, and collo, wileth- r afllOting adUlts,.ohilltren, or infants, Dr. Pierce'1 0onlpn1ud Extract at Smart weed Is asovereign remedy. It ie c:>nipnnudbd from the best brandy. „1st/pima gitlger, smart -weed, nr water - listener, art,•dyne. Ro0thing and heaalin1'' lain',,. For OJlatl, rheumatism, neair- a11t,'ic affeetinas, and to break up fev(?r- 3(1(1 inflammatory attacks it ie invaln- .b1e and should be kept i,.uvery house- hold. Fifty cents by druggists,. hndit•c, would you be beantiful,,have 4 cl1ltn complexion, free from blotches, ,iruples, and of her skin (1isefse t arising f1'01U iiniinre blood ;!.wonld you, restore Ire bloom of health to tile Dalid' etleek. 'he brilliant stuirkle to the eve, and .Ilastleit t to the step,. taste Berti,'cl 'i3lood' Bitters, the great blond' purifier, vitalizer, and tonior. 'A sure eure' for 'all forms of Coptic) e,>rnlrlai-nt.s;. weak-, nes anti itritgni3ixities. • One tliJlllr ocr lin+trp Sold by all d n2gl9t8. 'IY. talttaofEsoterand vioinitythat he11n•s I.OPENBD A. .NEW BUTCHER SHOP '`'se''J I O ii S TO �� 14. P Ft11a— Q A Ty 3 f..9'r e. Anti for Pttrifyilag the Blood. It hoe neon in use for L0 years. and has pr ,ad ,=ho the best preparation in the !-11(rketf ir3l(;L }IEAUoCHE. 1'AIN IN THE 5sIne isre BA. ex. LIVER. COM- 1'1 +IN• a PLIWl.'LLS ON THE FACE, _ 1Il.1ts, and all Diseases c that arts. yearn a Disordered Liver or an ; ire.,•' re Loot Thousands or our best ha,t,le 1.130'16 and give it to their chit - ,r" itron. i hi•.ia inns prescribe it daily, Those who use it nuue, recommend it to others. f 1 ntfWFhDock, rSarparh d Cer tllIIin llald ise;