The Exeter Times, 1880-9-23, Page 3Ir
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AN EDITOR'S DREAM.
Tho editor f it aeleop after a time,
sad ll;!, he dreamed a dream. And it
Beamed to hitt] lit l► vi 1077 that httvillg
armed himself with certain papers' and
books he tented his steps once more
towards heaven and kneeleed at the
gate.
'Bolin, is that yon aemitl ?' said
Peter. 'What do you wish ?'
'Lot those persons again ague forth,'
retitled the editor, alld Peter made
them all pees through the gate and
49 tat d outiidn,
They came as uefore and uttered the
satne °ries as before.
\t by didn't l o1 nntioe the big egg
sent you ?' yell{ d the fir,tt.
41t was rotten,' replied the edi-
tor.
'Why didn't rots write np my 8U(171.
fppnntein ?' cried the d n„giet.
Ite'Y n had your tickets pt'iutccl at
another office,' calmly replied the local
Roan. •
'Why diel you write about old Tem•
ikon's hens and never speck of my
new gate ?' shouted a third.
'Ohf T,.mltnson paid for his adver.
tieing and you didn't. Bore's the bill,'
euid the editor.
'Why did you spell my name wrong
in, the programme ?' groomed the local
talent,
Tette a ]eok at this inanusertpt of
toms and see for yourself,' replied
the editor with a grim An,iIP.
The rest of the company ye)letl their
(!�It:pla317t7 ill tudsor-, and the editor
.o''''nly sorted amt a pile of Lilly for un-
paid snbseriptiens and t resented each
with one, and it was so when they re
coir d them they all tore their hair and
rn.hed violently down a steep place to
the sen, and St.. Peter t•akiitig 'the edittn
calmly by the ':arid, led him witllia the
gate turd Raid :
'C'mno, friend ; these ehap,e managed
to ((its through here in spite of ua,,but
thaek: to the press, we now know what
Port of fellows they are., Conte i,n, and
,star ; need t► few such leen as you
in flee e.'
MOLE WIFE TITAN CQc TJNTIr .
The teller night, soon after a wart'
meetltig had nestled, one of the elec.-
toes 1': °et'ut began edging fox the da'nr
as if, he rnennt to leave the t 1aee. Iia
n seen etoppod by a friend, who,
sa iV:
'D n't• leave ne now ; I want you to
hear wheat the see:titer is sayin! . Hear
that 1 IIQ says we nmet triumph or the
aviary is tins.tued,'
tt•Y9R. 1 know, but I've got to edge
alorg toward hrnne,"was the Reply..
'Horne', treat heavenP, how can yoga
talk of 'bile until he has finish-
ed that sp eeeh 1 T'lere he goes Apia!
He
a-ks if yon want to see grass
growing in rho streets of our cities -
our fertile tarme returned to the wilder-
uPss.-our families crowding the poor-
lien=es until there is uo longer room to
receive another ?'
'No, I don't know as I would, b it I
guess I'll sort o' work my way out.'
Wait fifteou minutes--ten-five-
wait until be flni-hoe. There it is
again 1 Ile asks whether you are a
freeman or a Glave ? He wants to
know if you have folgotton the nano -
tic principles defended by the blond of
your gra1uleires-if you have forgotten
the sound of liberty bell ?'
I do t't know as I have, but I must
go--reelly I must.'
'Hear that -hear that !He says your
country wilt, bless you.'
'1 can't Hay as to that,' replied the
man as he orowded along ;• •but I tun
dead sure that the old woman will if
I don't gib home in time to put this
codfish to soak for breakfast.,'
'trent guns 1° but do you prefer cod-
fissll, to, liberty 2' exclaimed the
other.
tk
don't kuot'e es I (Io, batt I git more
of
'Anel you will see this country ruiu-
ea-see her get to destruction 2'
'I'd be kinder sorry to sec her go
down hill,` elevely nb:4ervel the deii,n-
ciuc'nt as he reached the door, 'but : f;
yon had a wife who could begirt jawing
tt 1.0,o'oloe.lc and not lose z minute un-
til daylieght, and then end n4 with a
grand smash of eroellery and a fit of
hysterics, you'd kindoat sti,nd off as I
do and let this glorious otd reonblic
egueeza through some0miehtyt5no. knot
,holey.''
SIXTY DAXS WITHOUT' VOW.
A citizen, op Case avenue was smok-
ing his cigar oret the gate the. other
eeening when a 'go, -ns -you. -')lease,'
who looked unusually thin came saut-
eing along, and halted andasked e
' you, keep, posted on bbe news ?'
`S,'es,, X think so,' was the reply.,
`Know all+ 0,0.0 tele, TeAn@K qua',
don't yet; ?e
'Yes.'
41 ane down in Indiana dnrirg la,i;a
first ten dayR, and since that I've Loeb
tiracl of hip.„, Lid lto hold out forty
4avo 2;
'Qhet),a�
'Stood it right through, ltd kle2
'Teti.'
confidently remarked the
trail') as 1(e came eleser, Ado you
know I begun to fast the sante day
as Teener r dict ?'
'Dili you ?'
'Yee, and now it is over eiity days
++ince 3. touched food. That beats 'tiro
by over twenty (tat a, and I could put in
:mother tem :s well :a not. 813y ?'
'Do you think each things aro of any
real Huic'nti11c value ?'
'No.'
''.Phttt'e ,j 11At nay opinion. I can't
y08 where net' holy f• t. is te.84n a
cent's ivor'h of p. notice! infottilnti011.
Do yon thii.k T.►77nor will ever bootalio
President 2'
'Nor I either, nil: I havou't Rey
110 p05 of mlyi"'lf. Do yin tbinl( it will
upset any established theories con-
cerning the treatment of the human
system ?'
'No.'
'Nor 1', either. Stly 2'
'Drell.' e
'I've been thinking this thing all
over, atm I can't tree how it pays 111e to
go on With this fastiulr. It wouldn't
prove a.nythiug if I bho.nld put iu 100
successive days.'
4N„.4
'Then I attests I'll wane to the oou•
otusion to slop v.'
There wee a long and uneemfortabie
silence. Tt1e trail))) fi71t►11y moved off,
but 11111'0,1 and retut ted and said
'Say, if a man bed feet• d for 100
Ptraight (111378 ill this town you woulclu't
offer him as much as an old crust
when his time was. up, wnnld you ?'
'No sir,' was the: deoided reply.
'Nor yt u wouislu't give 'aim any of
your Old clothes 2'
'Nn,, iii•...
`Nor lend 'aim ten, ccoiis to pay for
lodging 2'
'No, sir.'
'That's fast the conclusion r had
reached, and I'll be darned if I delft
fast my hundred days out just to show
you that I can get along wiUiottt any of
your a8Rletenete 1'
And: the indignant faster walked off
with his head up and his beefs having
a firm grip of the pine pianko.
BA,S BALL ,REPORT.1411,'S
Ike liad been the base ball reporter,
but dai,ring the fftrst game of the seaann
he lo.'tt cue eye, four fingers from bis
left hand, and was eo all kind of broken
ftp that he didn't seem to be good for
mush of anything else than a drama'ie
orit'e, Of course he had to bo utilized,
for it wouldn't do to have him lying
around the nfyioe, so he was sent to
write np Neilson when she was playing
Twelfth Night. When he ,brought in
his copy the dramatic editor appeared
cold towards him, and from the yawn-
ing depth of the waste basket comes
the reason of that coldness. 'Neilson
came out as fresh as a daisy, and by
the way she waltzed np to the bat it
was plain to be seen that she meant to
play Twelfth Night for all it was
worth. In the first innings she muffed
1t once or twice. acid when Rhe Came
out elle had only one strike and a
goose egg. On the second inuings she
tallied three on hut' grounders, while
the woman who played captain of the
other 0100 looked sick. The third in-
ning was a rattle. Neilson come np
re the : crateh as flesh as an temple,
and made three iiaWes on a foul ball,
and when'ttlitivolfo' went to the bat
site crossed the house -plate and scored '
There Was mora but the infuriated
editor tore off the lower et rtion in
order to light his cigar.
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Diseases of the Throat and Luna
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BOLD BY ALL =EGOISTS EVERYWHERE.
HALLOO, MIKE
'Where dill you buy them brick? W,.1' Jimmy, I
bought then/ from :tlitchetl, of coarse, lifts he
many of thein left? Why, yes, thousands of
thein, and first -elms too. lluty tines ha st-]1 ,h,'m,
lake? well. Jimmy, lie sella then xo tsitu411, that
I was not to tt l,t, but if you want any ,lust go right
there, for he says he is boned to :.,11 us camp as
any in the eouuty. iteutciubor, 1u' lives south
side crtslliton Gnat el road.
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VILLAeE OF MANCHESTER/, IN IlULLET'C.
West part of south
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running east matt
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CAUTION.
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To Wee : den of the, County of Huron, and the Seal of the
said Cennty, bearing date the, third day of September, A.D. 1880 to me di-
reoted,for the o"llect on of arrettira of'taxes doe otithe undeibientiouetl lands :
Notiee is hereby given, that unless the said, taxes, together with all lawful
costs and charges be sooner pelt:, T shall ora,
Monday, thin Thirteenth, LT QQ De; ember, A. D.1880,
at the limn• of TWO o'clock, P. Ii., at the. COT 'RT HOUSE, in the Town of '
GODE.1tICIi, proceed tosell by Public Auption the saidlands, or so much
thereof as may bu, esnfl]cient to, dtstelearge, am)), aireare Qf, tas,;ee t}n!, chargee
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