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''Vll.Lltl+: THE DI 1'leli.1tENGE IOD•
. STLY COMES ;N.
A ecrt E (1 gentle ntitu r('qui i'g legal
assistiuioe had beep reeomme)ded to
one of two 'brothers, but had forgotten
The Christina nettle of bite ire s0ttght,so
he called 'at the o'ttlee of the ono first
found sud'asked 'f'r Mr. Puilger.
'That is my name, sir,'
'But there are -'two of that name in
town ?'
'Yes.'
'Well, 1 want to commit the Me,
.Podger--excuw a nee for the aUusiou–e
;;vho wears a wig.'
'We both wear wigs, ;=ir,'
"Nell, the man I seek was divorced
ifrout his wife not tuug.at .'
jrhers you have bit the both of us
again, sir.'
'The man to whom I was 1'e'Cuttr•
unontlew has recently beets nccnstd of
forgery,„ thengh,1 trust, unjustly.'
'There we are •again, my dear sir.
't,Ve have both had that gentle insinua-
tion laid at oar .doore.'
''Well upon my word, yon two bro-
titers bear a striking reeinblatiee. Vat
I guess I have got it now. The ono
ant after is iu the habit of occasion-
ally drinking to excess, sometimes to
intoxication,'
My dear elan, this little vice is un-
fortunately characteristic of rho pair of
'us, and I doubt if our best friends
could tell which is the worst.'
'Nell, you are e. matched puir eer-
itainly. `fell tel',' couttueet1 the visitor,
which of alto twain it ryas that took
the poor debtor's oath a few months
ago e,
'11a, hl, we were lboLla, in that mud-
dle. I wail on Bob's Paper and he was
on mine.'
'In mercy's name 1' cried the applies
cant, desperately,' •'trill you tell nie
.which of the two 14 the west sensible
auan ?'
'Ah, there you toncii bottom, ally
friend. Peer Bob, 1 c:to't ettetcb the
truth, even to serve a brother, If
you'want to know the hunt sensible
one of the two I enr;or•e 1 trust tre-
kuowledge the corm. 1'm the nun'
NAhtROW ESOAPES 11:1 3A.'1'TLiE.
Many computations have been made
of the i'umbervef bullets fired in battle
for every man drilled. The following
stories show flow neer sotne of the
stray bullets come to doiug fatal work
At the tattle of Peach Oreharcf,wdt:'en
31cOleldaaa was la ttliiug his change 'of
b lse.Ak. Michigan iuflanc ryman fall to
tate ;ground as it shot •tde7,t1, :and, was
left lying as the regiment •changed po-
sition. The ball that kit liar first.
struck the barred of his gun. glanced
and knocked a button off his coat, tore
the watch out of his vest : pocket, and
'then struck the matt just over the heart
and was stopped there by t+ song book
r.0 his shire pocket. He was unoon-
sciotts for three-quarters of an hour,
rind it was a month before the black
and 111e spot diseppenrett.
At Pittsblarg Lett ting e member of
the Twelfth Michigan Infantry stooped
down to give a wounded soldier a drink
Irene kis canteen. While in the act, a
bullet aimed at his breast stuck the,
canteen, turned aside, paused through •
the body of a coan and buried itself in
the leg of a horse. The canteen wag
,split open, and dropped to, the ground
in h(lves.
Aube second battle of Butt Run, as
a New York infantryman was passing
his plug of tobacco to It comrade, a
'ii>nlftet eitra1ek the plug, glanced off, and
/3nried i self in a knapsack. The to-
tbacoo was rolled up like a ball of tllav-
iugs and carried a hundred feet away.
.3)ireotly in line of the;ball was the bend
of a lieutenant, and had not the bnllet
been deflected he certainly would have
received it. Ae it wan, he Lad both
eyes filled with tobacco dust and had
to be led to the rear.
At brandy Station one
of Caster's
trooper's heel his left stirrup eat away
by grape shpt, which est sed between
his leg ttu;I tie hr'1'ne, blistering his
skin ria if with a rod fart iron. He
dismounted to aseel'tvin the nature of
his injury, and as he be It over, a lull -
let knocked his hitt tiff ttnd i,i11et1 his
toothache. In a hand to hand fight
he received a pistol ball in the right
cheek. It knocked out his aching
double tooth and passed out the left
hand corner of his mouth, taking part
of nn upper tooth along, The joy of
being rill of the toethaohe was so great
that the trooper could not be made to
go to the rear to have his wound dres.
sett,
An object, no matter how trifling,
will torn a bullet from ite true course.
This was shown one day at the remount
camp in .L-'leasant Valley, They had a
'bull pen's there, in which about five
hundred bounty jumpers and other
hard eases were under guard, Once be DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES..OF ALL KINDS
a while one of these Wren would make al
break for liberty. Every sentinel in
position would open fire, and it did not
matter to the least if the man ran to.
ward the crowded eamp. On this oc-
easiuu a prisoner ran toward the camp,
and as ]finny as six shots were fired at
flim without (Sect. Oue of the bullets
entered the tent of a captain in the
Twelfth Pennsylvania Cavalry. He was
Lying Gown, and Erre course of the bul-
let could have buried it iu Lis chest.
Fortunately for him, the caudle by
which lie was reading sat on a stool
between hire and where the bullet en-
tered, This wasatruok and cut square-
ly In two, and the lighted end dropped
to the ground without being suuffed
out. The ball was deflected, and buried
itself iu toe pillow under the officer's
head, parsed out of that stud through
las tent, eutcrelt out behind it, passed
between two men, and brought ftp
again et acamp kettle.
THE TIMES
T. IIS IS NO .:3O1v1BAST 1
Truth Concerns You Moro Than Counterfeit,
Therefore, read, purchave, and enjoy its bargains, 'Went say imanufacture my own furniture
,tti4 propar•ntlwith n(y picot -sheet that the people can inspect at rimy time by calling at my Ware
rootas where they will see a superb Elis play of
Furniture in All Its Branches
n4 tnufaotureil by myself and my oomoulotl n,rtistic elill, suite good workmanship. ): der are not
nsntisfying the people with a Clann of Fnenitttl•e that cannot be equalled for quality or price in
Beeter,all blowing to the oontrary,notwitbetauding.
WREN YOU WAIT ANY FURNITURE GIVE J. BRAWN A CAR.
Noarlyopposite Kemp's Tobacco Stol'o,A:iaill Street, Exeter.
PUREPARIS
GREEN
..A.ND HELLEBORE,
tie.._.-.
HUMOROUS,
The first daughter of ti Fatniiy Erse
named Kate, The st eoud was name('
Duplicate,
Why should 'a 'cookery book be il•
lttetrated?- J3ceause every good meld
requires plates.
Advice to Musicians --C sharp and
13 natural, nine don't try to clear gout
voice by straiuitsg it.
�J'hy eho(lld.a mau Wit() goes fishing
take Inuctlon ai' ng with him—Because
be tray pet no other bite.
We are told that 'the evening wore
cal,'
but we are never told what the
evening wore on that occasion. Was
it the close of the snnemer's day?
We hear of a man who has made a
fortttac by attendiug to his own buss•
nese. This is authentic. But theu be
had few competitors.
A St. Loris rich man drew up a will
which was so pathetically worded that
it moved his relatives to tears. It left
all his property to an orphan asylum.
Division. --Governess : 'Prow, Jack,
if 1 were to give twelve pears to Maud,
ten to Edith, and three to you, what
would it be?' Jack (%Red (rix) : 'It
wouldn't be fair.'
Rough on him --.Money does every-
thtng for a man,' saidan eld gentie-
mall, pomponely.—'Yes,' said the oth-
er one, 'but money won't do ns much
for e. man as some men will do for
lnauey.'
A committee on tableanx at a cen-
tennial celebration in Vermont issued
au invitation asking 'all the pretty wo-
men in town' to take part in the table•
aux and every woman iu the place
came to time. That committee knew
how to get plenty of help.
Important to Concumptives
A gentleman having been so fortunate as to
cure his son ofConsumption in its worst stages,
after being given up to die by the't.,ost'cele-
brated•plrysicians, desires to make known the
cure (which proves successful in every case)
to those afflicted with Asthma, I3ruuchitis,
Coughs, Colds, Consumption, and the Affec-
tions of the 'Throat and Lenge, and will send
the Recipe, free of charge to all who desire it,
if they will forward their address to DANIEL
ADES, 34 Liberty St., New York. Gm.
GERMAN SYRt1P•”
No other medicine the world was eye).
given snob a test of itz curative qualities as
Breoln is's Gtax:rrru SYttvr. In three years two
nations four hundred thousand emnh bottles
of this medicine wore distributed free of charge
by druggists in this country to those elided
with Consumption,. . Asthma, Croup, severe
loughs, Pnenluuonia, and other diveasee of
he throat and lungs, giving the Ainericon
uol'k undeniable proof that Goat a:v SYM(tn
will dere them. The result hart been that
'ruhuists in every tows, and village in the Ca-
lming null United 1tates are recommending it
o their eustomcrs, t -lo to your druggist and
horse. In the entree fight 'urstN a trooper ask what they know about it, Sample bottles,
I0 cents, Regular size, 75 cents. 'i'hh•d.: doses
who had suffered several days with will relieve any case.
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—AT THE—
MEDICAL HALL, EXETER;°
W. B. SELLEY, Prop.
Call, and see the Flower Plants.
ARS, AR.,
USE ONLY `11-1E
Castorine Machine Oil,
THE VERY BEST IN USE.
FOR SALE AT TIIE DOJdINION LABORATORY,
SIGN OF THE GOLDEN MORTAR,
Main Street, Exeter.
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.
WILLIAM DREW
P U R N ITURE DEALER
Having been drawn into the Furniture Line by deceitfulness and falsehood is compelled to
continue the bu.iness, and
LS PREPARED TO SELL CHEAPF3R THAN ANY OTHER HOUSE IN
THE COUNTY OF HURON.
An examination cf my large stcck, which is not excelled outside of the cities, and a comparison
of my prices with other factories, cannot fail to convince the public of the truth of what I say
Every Article Marked Down to the Very Lowert figure..
1 have jest pnrchased n first-class New Hearse, and am prepared to attend funerals Coffins,
Shrouds and ail Undertaking Material on hand. Prices very reasonable. Society Emblems
constantly in stock. Be erre to give me a call, sud I will make it to your advantage to buy
your Furniture from me. Remember the place—north of Molsons Bank.
THE EXETER
TIN AND STOVE DEPOT'
MAIN ST.
0
ITAKE this epportnnity of thanking my numerous customers for past favors. and wishto
notify them and the public generally that
I have Purchased Mr, D. Johns' stock of .
STOVES, TINWARE, LAMPS, &c. &c,
and have moved my own stock into the building latety occupied by Mr. Johns, in the Post
Office Block, where I now have one of the larges, and best assorted stocks in the county.
Cooking, Parlor and other Stoves
TCIE BEST IN THE Iv1ARIih+'T.
Also a latgevariety of Tinware, Lamps. Lamp Chimneys, Coal Oil and Cutlery.
Eastimates given for Envetroughiag, Carriage Plating a Speoiality. Depend upon it
will give you good valve for your money.
The very highest price in Cash paid for Hides and Sheep skins,
tom' Remember the plane—the Exeter Tin and Stove Depot, Post Office Block, Main Street,
.Exeter.
E H. SPALCMAN.
Exeter, January 20, 1880.
7x•E Faz V lea a0 , . N III irGIGfd'j,
The PAIN -KILLER
Is recommended by Physicians, Ministers, Missionaries, .ilfanagers of
Factories, Work -shops, Plantations, Nurses in Hospitals,—in short,
everybody everywhere who has ever given it a trial.
TAKEN INTERNALLY, it cures Dysentery, Cholera, Diarnccea, Cramp and
Pain in the Stomach, Bowel Complaint, Painter's Colic, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia
or Indigestion, Sudden Colds, Sore Throat, Coughs, ke,
USED EXTERNALLY, it cures Boils, Felons, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds,
Old Sores ant Sprains, Swellings of the ,Toints, Toothache, Pain in the Face, Neural-
giaand Rheumatism, Chapped Bands, Frost-bitten Feat., d.e.
The PAIN-IKILLER is put tip in 2 oz. and 5 oz. bottles; retailing at 25 and 50
cents respectively, --large bottles are therefore cheapest, w,
PERRY DAVIS & SON & LAWRENCE.
PROPRIETORS
MONTREAL AND PROVIDENCE, R. L
GREAT BARGAINS IN
MILLINERY
AT
MISS GARLICK'S,
The remaining stook of Summer Bata and
Trimming. Weathers, Flowers and' Ornaments
will be sold at rodueed prices.
Fanny Goods.
Koniton. and Point Braids, Berlin ana Fleecy
Wools Ottenxr.ins and Slippers, Back Combs and
Braid Pins, Cardboard, Mottoes, etc., ate, These
Goods must be cleared out, and will be sold cheap-
er than they eau be got anywhere else in town.
J.GABLIOK,
MAIN STREET, - - EXETER.
Central Drug Store.,
WINAN'S OLD STAND:
THE SUBSCRIBER TAKES THIS•
L. opportunity of thanking the public for
their fair share of patronage in times past, and
respectfully solicits a continuation of the same
in the future,
A. COMPLETE AND FULL STOOK
—.0E----
Drugs
oF^
Drugs & Chemicals
Constantly on hand anis V•larranted of
BEST QUALITY & AT MODERATE
PRICES.
Medical Wiles and Liquors eon• be relied on as
best quality. A. complete stock of
TRUSSES,
SHOULDER BRACES
CHEST PROTECr'ORS, do.
Always on hand, Also
Stationery,School Books,Fancy Goods,da
CENTRAL DRUG STORE
(WINAN'S OLD" STAND)
Directly opposite the Central Hotel.
C. LUTZ.
PRIVATE !
It is astonishing to see the change which,
has taken place in the
CORNER STORE Opposite Central Hotel,.
EXETER.
--o:o
George Thexton,
Chemist and Druggist,
Has just opened out a flue New stock of Pure
Drags and Chemicals, Druggists' Sundries,
Dye Stuffs, Patent Medicines, Combs
All kinds, Nail Brushes, Tooth
Brushes, Cloth Brushes, Hair
Brushes, Flesh Brushes,
Perfumery, Soaps
Sponges,
CHAMOIS, TRUSSES,
SHOULDER BRACES,
PUFF BOXES,
FEEDING BOTTLES,
Etc., Etc.
NO OLD STOOK.
You can always rely upon Pare and Fresh
Drugs, as I deal with Ito Jobbing Houses. Re-
member the place —Corner Store, Family
Drug Store, opposite Central Hotel, Exeter.
GEO, THEXTON, -
Member 0. C. Pharmacy,
This great nousehold.medicine ranks amongst
the Leading necessaries of life. Those famous
Pills purify the I3aoon, and sot most powerfully
yet sootni ugly on the Liver, Stomach, Kidneys,
and Bowels, gizinq tone, energy, ale( vigor to
those greet mans spring+ of life. They are con-
fidently recommended as a never tailing remedy
Mall (mere where the ocrnstitation,from whatever
cause, has become impaired or weakened. They
are wou.lcrfully efficacious in all ailments ire).
delrtni to females of all ago; and as a gene, al
Panilv'0 editd11n are unsurpassed
Its searching and ho•n1ug properties are known
1 tliroilglinutthe worldd,
Int Elie entre afbaingri,bitd breasts. old wounds
Soros an,lUlcere, it is nn infallible remedy. If
effectually ribbed 011 Um 'neck and chest as salt
i into meet, it cures sore throat, Brench,tiy Cons hs
I Colds, and oven Asthma, For Olnudub(.: Semi-
, Accesses, Pnos,1'i,tulns. (ioutlilhoninatisnl
1 and their kind of Skil) 17ianaea, it has never hese
known to fail. Th01'1113 :tudnintment na'c nn.xa-
nfactnren only at
in OXFORD STI(^T, LONDON,
lid etre 8n1,1 by all vendors of Medi cines thr o a µ l'
i out, the civilized wort i; with directions in alinn't
levery le ugu c gn.
The Tiede Islamize of these Motlinhies ere regits-
te). A tn, nttrinva. Rouge, nary Due ill the British
t'nainast.nis,whninavliens the •lirteriaan (loun-
sn.:.its for 11018, will be prosecuted,
1 o'Pnrohesers shn;arl look to the r eIni on the
Pnts;and hares, trite address is not,53S Oxford
Street London, they axe Spuriou