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A bishop once askeda class of boys
some questions In mental arithmetic,
" end received an unsolicited leadOwn.
Said he -"Now, my littlemen,-you
thhe. 0 I were to shoot at a tree with
.five birds in It, and kill three, how many
would be left?" ;Three, sir." "Na, no,
'ray boy; there would only be two *left."
:*Please, Sir, you said yott shot three;
Only they wordd be left, the other two
would be flied away." "Yea," replied
the bishop; "you are quite right; you
May sit down." And he passed on to
another classeodin.
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SATISFACTOVY elfiEDIO,TTIALS.
Martha, the Mal, had been biraline.
thet ehe did not thintrnith of beijeg
in eervice, ond titis nCOlijUlliCilleli
Vao vielitly appearance of a rather elieep,
young man, caused her znistro,',..s
ninth apprehension.
"Martha,t possible Diet you ere
Kilileais of fetnlits; MaiTie(17*
"Ye.3V4" lAin:itted Nlartba, with a
Emil wad a giggle,
'Not. with tirit young man, who has
been calling on you lately?"
"Yoffie be,".9 the one." •
"Eta you have lmown him,only a feW
(lays."
"Three weeks come Thursday," cop.
reeled Martha.
-"Do you think that is long enough to
know a man before taking such an im-
portant step?"
"Well," enswered Martha, witb, spirit,
"'tain't as it he was some new fellow.
He's well recommended; a perfectly nice
girl I know was engaged to him for a
tong while."
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- EACH Mr.,AL AN AGONY.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Cure Obstinate
Indigestion After Other Medicines
Fait.
"When I was first troubled with indi.
gestion I did not botner with it; I
thought it would pass away naturally,
But instead of doing so it developed in-
to a painful chronio affection, whieh in
spite of all I did grew worse and worse
until I had abandoned alf hopes of ever
getting -relief," ° These worcts of Mrs.
Oita: McKay, of•Norwood, N. S., ehoutd
serve as a warning lo WI who stiffer
distress after meals, With palpitation,
drowsiness and loss of appetite -early
Warning of a more serious trouble to
follow,
"I used to rise in the morning," said
Mrs. McKay, "feeling no better for a
night's rest. I rapidly lost flesh and
after even the most erugal meal I al.
ways suffered severe pains - in my
stomach. I cut my meals down to a
tew mouthfuls, but even then every
'morsel of feai,. caused agony, my di-
gestion was so weak. Sonie days I
could scarcely -drag myself abOuteathe
house, and I was never free from sharp
iiiereang pains in the back and chest. I
grevv so bad that I had to limit my diet
to milk and soda water, and even this
caused severe suffering. In vain- I
sought relief -all medicines I took seem-
ed useless. But in the darkest hour of
my suffering help came. While read-
ing a newspaper I cense across a cure
that was quite'csimilar to my own case,
wrought by the use of Dr. 'Williams'
Pink Pills. I thought if another person
had 'been cured by these pills of such
'suffering as I was experiencing, surely
there was hope for me, and 1 at once
siest To the druggist for a supply et
these pills. The first indication that the
pills were helping me was the disap-
pearance of the feeling, of oppression.
Then, I began to take solid food with
but little feeling of distress. I. still con-
tinued taking the pills with an improve-
ment every day, until I could digest, all
kinds of food without the least trouble
el distresss• - I am in splendid health
to -day and all tfie credit is due to Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills.a
• Dr. Wilhelm' Pink go right to
the root of indigestiorrand other thou -
Nee by making riph, red blood which
tones and strengthens every organ sf
the body, That is why they cure anae-
mia, with all the headaches and back-
aches and sideaches, rheumatism and
neuralgia and the 'Special ailments ef
growing girls and women of all ages.
Sold. by till medicine dealers or by mail
at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50
by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine
13rockvi11e, Ont.
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Men dislike to biome themselves for
their own faults, so they blame women
for theirs.
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Eat what you iiiish-Give the digestive
organs Swim work to do. These function
need exercise as much as any part of the
human anatoraybut if they're delicate.
give them the aid that Dr. Von Stan's
Pineapple. Tablets afforct and you, can eat
anYthing that wholestime and palatable
-60 in a box. 35 conts.-4.•
Custraner (to waiter} -"I thought I told
you to boil the eggs for four minutes.
Here you have been twelve minutes at
it." Waiter-93ut you ordered three
eggs, sir.' . •
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They are Carefully Prepared.- ,Pills
which dissipate themselves in the
stomachcannot be expected to hare
much effect upon the intestines, end to
overcome costiveness the medicine ad.
ministered must influence the action of
these canals. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills
are so made, under the supervision of
experts, that the substance in them in-
tended to operate on the intestines is
retarded in action until they pass
through the slomach to the bowels.
The Colonel: "I fancy your *fie lost
Iter temper to -day." Smith: "'Not a bit
of it. She has an inexhaustible supply.'!
FERROVXM, WHAT IS,iIT? It is the name of
the best tonic, It bu11218 'Up the system, 043
ilerw life, makes neople well andttrong. Be sure
you get the goilUbie "Ferrevitu."
CABMEN PriOnATioNEns.
Palle is said to have a real school for
cabmen. Tho ,Anii-Cruelly ,Soelety and
the Caaownere' Aesociation Juive put
their Wade together, and the result is
a plan for elevating' tile calling of Jelly
iT1 to an ate, with its neophytes and its
anepte, In brief, the only way to a box
seale-at any rate among the great corn.
panies-is to he through a period of pro.
button. "The, . cabman'e, apprentice"
sounds a little odd, but if the eystem
brings any amelioration to the disgrace.:
fal conditions- of the Paris cab trade it
wilt have deserved well of the city. The
yi etil who aspires to be a "whip" will
reevive elementary jfl •f rui_Aion in The
anatomy an il pathology if the horse, m
pollee regal lions,
harneseing, fee(Sing, daring, essi: id
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TIIP, KITCHEN LtinINARY,
EfECTRICITY.
,
Enelislonan Saes Apples and Grapes
May be Plucked Ripe in Mid -Winter.
13„ ll Tlav,-aitc, en Fnilish let,trieZon,
is atallicilly for the statement`that fresh
elVi1e5' alt the near around ore a com-
Mereial roJitkcilifty even In cold elanates.
Mesh crape3, he says, may plue1ied
from tilo vine larch and ripe cher-
ries picked in Mee her. The fruit, he
Gays, can Ire ripened by electric 14-5ht.
"Fruit culture by electricity," says Mr.
Thwaite in a recent intervievp„ 'is no neW
thing.. it V;iils fleet tried twenty years
ago, and it has now reached commer-
cial phase. Extensive experiments have
been, made in Manehester under my dis
rertion and the results were thoroughly
eTilie'cw. pouraging from abusiness point ef
N
"William Siemens was able to show
twenty yeare ago apples, bananas an
other fruit Which' he had brought 1
maturity by electric higiit. fle had ad
vanced his experiments a considerabl
aa rsvhen he died and I took them up
lie-Sfopped. 1;..actrie dightscair
produced at an enormously lower cost to-
day than in his time.
planes, also, can be helped along by
"The artificial development of the
other means. They need not only light
but carronic acid. I feed them with it
by artificial means. Then, besides bath-
ing them in electric light, I apply a feeble
electrostatic current,' and this not only
stimulates the roots of the plants but
kills all parasites.
''The fruits which' I produee are,
.therefore, always sound, axed they ex-
cel, besides, in size, flavor and aroma
Common sense and ehnplielly are the
characteristics ot the neve Method. AnY
'freit grower can apply It easily and at
trifling expense."' •
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WHOOPING 000C
GROUP
oit let the c.bild suffer. Instant
relief awl a permanent cure
Qbtaitic(.1. with
DK SLOCUKS
'Urn
It heals and soothes threate tha
are worn and inflamed with coughing,
arrests the progress of dasease,' and
o effects a complete cure speedily.
ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHERS.
When mothers become enthusiestic
over a medicihe for little ones, it is safe
to say that it has high merit.. Every
mother who has used Baby's Own Tab-
lets speaks strongla in praise of them.
and tells every other mother how much
good they have done For children. Mrs.
Alfred. Marcousee St. Charles,. Que.,
says: "I ,strongly adviee every mother
sto keep -Baby's 'Cavii—Srebrets-fra the
house always. . I have used them for
teething troubles; colic and other ins
of childhood aad found them lie most
eiltisfactory medicine I' ever tried.",
*These Tablets are guaranteed to contain
no poisonous opiate and no harmful
drug. They are equally, good for the
new born baby or the well grown child,
and are a sure cure for all .their minor
ailmentss., Sold by medicine dealers er
by mail at 25 cents a box by writing
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Broek.
ville, Ont.
"Have you ever' been through alga.
bra, Miss Highschool?" "M'yes, I think
so, but it, WO 3 at night, and we didn't
see much of the town!" ,
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A eteasent nuty.-e'When I know any-
thing worthy of recommendation, I con.
eider ibniy. duey oto tell it saya Be
Jas. Murdock,- of Hamburg, Pa. "Dr.
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder has cured Me
or Catarrh of five years stan'ding. It is
certainly raatiOai in its effect The first
application benefited me in five min.
'utes," 60 cents. -9
AERIAL TORPEDO INVENTED.
M. Henri gaudy, ot Bordeaux, France,
has invented an aerial torpedo which,
he says, will revolutionize modern, me-
thods of warfare. It is (teetered to he
neither lighter nor heavier than the air,
and its ballast is replaced by shells and
-grenades for war purposes: As the car-
go is discharged on the enemy the ten -
deny to rise is diminisbed by a piece
of intricate inechenisna, the secret .of
svhich M. Boudy refuses to divulge ex-
eept to the French Minister of War, be -
fere whom it has already been laid. It
is claimed that the balloon can remain
in the air for several days at a height
of 16,000 feet. It an also be directed
In any course required by means of pro -
petters.
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MAHE A NOTE 014111, "The D L "- Menthe)
Plaster is guaranteed' to cure the worst case 01
ba.ohachei headachei.stitches, Avoid substitutes.
Get the genuine mape by Davis 2k) Lawrence Co.
". or41.1.11,
"1 know," gaidz Mrs. Robinson, "that
there is a burglar ip the house!" "How
_do you know?" "Je heard a rasping
noise in the kitchen. 'rest now." "Well,
we'll 'let him alone. Maybe he's work-
ing out his own deetruction. It sounds
to me as if he were cutting himself a
slice of that pie you cooked."
4.•••,•••••••••••*•
A Small Pill, but Powerful.-- They
that judge Qf the powers of a pill by its
size, would consider Parmelee's Vege.
table Pills to be lacking. It is a little
wonder among pills. What it lacks in
size it makes up in potency.' The re.
mediee which it carries are put up in
these small doses, because 'they are so
powerful that only small doses are re-
quired, The full strength ef the ex -
traces is secured in this form and do
their work thoroughly.
HIS. EXCUSE SERVED.
Little Johnny, who is only.nine years
Old, is. continuallY causing amusement
by his quaint and original exeUSOS
whenever he gets into a scrape'. He is
never at a loss, and before you speak
almost, lie interrupts you with an ex-
cuse that is so funny that you cannot
help laughing and forgiving hen.
Ile has been last down to breakfast
'several times lately, and he was told
that the next time it occurred he should
have nothing to eat. A day or two back
lie made his appearance when breakfast
was half pver,
"Johnny," said his mother', "you know
what 1 told you last time you were
late."
"Yes, mother; but 1 could not really
antialeuly be down in time this morn.
g."
Well, why not?" .
"You see, I was half asleep and half
awake, and somehovv I dreamed that
was at church, tnl4 1 know you svOuld
not like me to g t? up during the ser-
injeonil'n' fly
did net 'go "ithout his bmakt
fast that morning. '
T2
Mrc-12 WNW,: "Oh, Jorth, Onr new!
,
cooLV a star."
Mr. Vag: "1 hope we can planet, so f
a
that she'll be a fixed star." li
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Tik�vilpson: "They tell 1t16 {l at you
ppeared.,at the fancy.dres ball as a
ull-fledged tillings: "Not
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Sold by all druggists. Price roe. and 250,
per bottle, Dr. Slocum, Limited, Tommie
ONE FOR THE l3ULLY. -
A boy was taking his father's break-
fast in a breakfastrean, when another
boy came up to him and, gave The can a
!dela
"Do you' east about me kicking Unit
can?" asked the newcomer.
"No, I don't," replied the other boy.
"Do you elow?'! said the former, giving
the can another kink.
"No, I don't," answered the latter,
"Do you now?" cried the infuriated
bully, giving the can such a kick that it
knocked the bottom out,
"No, 1 don't," again replied the boy
with the can; "my mother, borrowed it
from your 'nether this morning!"
"Is your millonan reliable?"
"Yes, indeed! 'Why I hear he even
sterilizes the water before he adulterates
the ,
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Itching, Sur lug, Creeping, CraWillig
Skin 'Diseases r lioved in • a few .rniuutes
by ,Agnew's Ointnient. Dr. .Agnes °int.
Mont relieves instantly, and cures Totter,
Salt Rheum, Scald Read, Eczema, Ulcers',
Blotches, and all Eruptions of the Skin.
It ier soothing and , quieting and acts like
.riaaglia in all --Baby--HuMore.--Irritation
the Scalp or Rashes during teething time.
35 cents a box, -7;
leek Lover (expecting an outburst of
grief)--e"And what would you say if I
should take your sister from you?' Little
Flelen (quietly and politely) ---"Thank
you, sir."
0 Keeps the Mu.seles Pliant.- Men
given to muscular sports and exercises
and those who suffer muscular pains
from bicycle riding will find Dr.
Thomas' Eclectrics Oia semething worth
trying. Ae a lubricarit it will keep tho
museles pliable and free from pains
which often follow constant use of
them, witheht softening them' or im-
pairing their strength. For bruises,
sprains and contusions it, is without a
peer. '
"You are 'an iceberg!" exclaimed her
elderly, but well-preserved adorer, pale
with anger and mortification. "A dozen
Cupids, with a hundred, arrows eacb,
could never find a vulnerable place in
your heart!" "Not 0 they ,used an old
beau ,to shoot with.," coldly ',replied the
young and beautiful Miss Flyppe.
THE'S' MEAN IT. ea,
No one should" suffer a moxient long,.
er with Piles, for Dr. Leonhard's Hem -
Reid will cure any case...
No Matter what kind you have, Blind,
Bleeding, Internal, External, Itching cr
Suppurating, Dr. Leonhaedt's Hem-Roid
will cure you. .
This statement is supported by a thou.
sand 'testimonials from those who have
been permanently cured.
If you are not cured you get* your
money back. $LO0. All dealers, or
The Wilson-Fyle Co., Limited, Niagara
Falls, Ont.
"Yes, I was awfully fond of the girl,
and I believed her to be perfect; but j
saw something about her last night that
I didn't like." "What was that?" "Ane
other fellow's arm,"
Fault? InattaYs.-liare You backache?
Do you tea drowsy? Do your Iiinhe feel
heavy? Have you frequent headaches ?
Have yon failing vision? Have you disay
feeling? Are you depressed? Is your
Ain dry? Have .you a tired feeling? Any
'of these signs prove kidney disease.
Experience ha e proved that South Ameri-
can Eidney (lure never Una -6
WHOLLY WITIIOUT AID. .
Tommy had taken a prize for an ex-
ceptionally well -drawn map. After the
examination, the teacher, a little doubt-,
fu,14,Wahsoed
ked
helped you with this map,
Tommy?"
boe the truth. Didn't
cNoorried?,now, tell
your brother help. you?"
"No, Ma'am.; he'did it all."
En!
Your Doctor
Can cure your Cough or Col".4,
Ito question about that, but --
why go kto all the trouble and
inconvormence of looking Mit up,,
and then of having hisprestription
tIlled,..when you can step into any
drug More in Canada and obtain
a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE
for a quarter.
Why pay two to five dollars
when a twenty-five cent
bottle of SHILOH will ctire you
as uniekly?
Why not do as hundreds of
thousands of Canadians have
done' for the past, thirty-four
years: let SHILOH be your dor'..
tor whenever a Cough or C0141
sppart.
SHILOH will cure you, and all
druggists bok up this state:mit
with t positive guarantee.
The next lime you have a
Cough or Cold cure t with
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heed tieS az:44 Choy faarmA cat vhisitakslves, This
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Jaa.s si,i5e4 J141ilivis zpreper phaition wields giros hotter
saastsel. The soloy dorriee is adostablaand can be tura,
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TliE MAIL -FIT CLOTIAlliG co. rta:
Don't fsU b�u*atlon name of this itevrspaper.
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aenkins : "I've tried at least twenty
kinds of health foods, but stone of them
has done Me any good." Beatty: "What
are you troebled with?"- Jenkins: "An
• appetite."
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The efficiency' of -gickle's Anti -Con-
sumptive Syrup in curing coughs and
colds and arresting inflammation cS
the lungs, can be established by hun-
dreds of testimonials from all sorts and
coriditions of men, It is a standard re-
medy in these ailments and all affec-
tions of the throat and lungs. ' It is
highly reconunended by medicine ven-
dors, .because they know- and appreci-
ate its value as a eurative. -Try it.
'Do not delay in getting -relief foe the
little folks. Mother Graves' Worm me -
terminator is a pleasant and sure tire.
0 you love your child why -do you let
itsuffer when a remedy is so near at
hand?. -
Neighbor: "What's the mailer?
Where yer going?"' ',links: "Burglars
Going for a policeman 1" Neighbor:
"Did yer leave yer wife alone?" links:
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generally disseribed by the word Eczema. In all
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'Woe it a quiet • wedding?" "Of
course. You dida't expeet they would.
quarrel 'right before the clergymen, did
you?"
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corns; Holloway% CornCure will re-
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gist and get a bottle at once,'
. The youthful orator came down frorr;‘
the platform at the elose of his addreSS,
and many people pressed forward to
shake, him by the hand. He accepted
their congratulations with a 'smiling
face, but. his eyes were on a certain
auditor who lingered In his seat.. The
young lecturer pressed through •the
throng about him and extended his hand
11 tho iVaiting mem. "1 want to thank
you," he said, "for the close attention
you gave to my remarks. Your upturnd face was an inepiration to me. 1 am
sure you never changed your earnest
altitude during my lecture.' "No," said
the man; "1 have stiff neck."
Wife: "I've just been reading an
article on electrioity, John, and it ap-
pears thet before long we strati be able
to get p,retty well everything we -want
by just touching a button." Husband:
"YOu'd never be able to get 'anything
that way." "Why not, John?" "Because
nothiag am earth would lever make you
touch a. button. Look at my shirt!"
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entertainer," said Hobbs. -"Indeed?
knew your wife appeared in public, but
I did not know that you ,ever did."
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