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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-11-22, Page 3 (2)Berofe aro4 Pen. An sanneuts the shrint; is taken out. Pen - Angle Underwear keeps velem. ryas well a ft wartn,beeausethe short fibres that make some under, wear itch are taken 'out •of Pen, ATI' le wool. x v 13. xuNsHoiNx,Aotr, • in a' variety ,ef Metes, styles and pieta la all sizes for women. sues *rad rhildrea, and guaranteed by year own dealers !Ivor ANTED- RELIABLE „PARTIES -eta • 1"‘" 'do Machine knitting for us Otte:me; 07 to $10 per week easily earned; wool, etc., turnisted free; •chstance no hin- ., 'drone°. For full particulars address the ominkin Knitting CO,,, Dept W, Orillia., i nt. 5.22 13rooch ' Does it strike you as "almost too good to be true? It is only one instance of the price. " attractiveness of Diamond Hall's stock -- backed by its half century reputation for, quility. This Brooch (Catalogue No. 31683) consists of a 1 g inch crescent 'fof solid 14k. gold, supporting a lily,of4alley_spray set with 16 pearls. It is sent Post free in dainty satin lined case.. Wit seed upon request/re ofchurgo our larite illustrtled oatal'azue. 2 THE EATH ERWE GH 114 ' • ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR HOCKEY SKATES IN USE Light In Weight Ex. ceedingly Stilt, the latter feature secured by , using a - web braeing. tHE FINEST TEMPERED *STEEL ti 1,Y USED. STABIL QU.A.LITY.Thrpughout • rHE DARTMOUTH, NOVA SCOTIA. 1311ANCH $11f$ "Villington^SL Wee, r Toronto. Write for 1506 Catalogue. A bishop once askeda class of boys some questions In mental arithmetic, " end received an unsolicited leadOwn. Said he -"Now, my littlemen,-you thhe. 0 I were to shoot at a tree with .five birds in It, and kill three, how many would be left?" ;Three, sir." "Na, no, 'ray boy; there would only be two *left." :*Please, Sir, you said yott shot three; Only they wordd be left, the other two would be flied away." "Yea," replied the bishop; "you are quite right; you May sit down." And he passed on to another classeodin. _ SATISFACTOVY elfiEDIO,TTIALS. Martha, the Mal, had been biraline. thet ehe did not thintrnith of beijeg in eervice, ond titis nCOlijUlliCilleli Vao vielitly appearance of a rather elieep, young man, caused her znistro,',..s ninth apprehension. "Martha,t possible Diet you ere Kilileais of fetnlits; MaiTie(17* "Ye.3V4" lAin:itted Nlartba, with a Emil wad a giggle, 'Not. with tirit young man, who has been calling on you lately?" "Yoffie be,".9 the one." • "Eta you have lmown him,only a feW (lays." "Three weeks come Thursday," cop. reeled Martha. -"Do you think that is long enough to know a man before taking such an im- portant step?" "Well," enswered Martha, witb, spirit, "'tain't as it he was some new fellow. He's well recommended; a perfectly nice girl I know was engaged to him for a tong while." ... 7 ' •-• - EACH Mr.,AL AN AGONY. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Cure Obstinate Indigestion After Other Medicines Fait. "When I was first troubled with indi. gestion I did not botner with it; I thought it would pass away naturally, But instead of doing so it developed in- to a painful chronio affection, whieh in spite of all I did grew worse and worse until I had abandoned alf hopes of ever getting -relief," ° These worcts of Mrs. Oita: McKay, of•Norwood, N. S., ehoutd serve as a warning lo WI who stiffer distress after meals, With palpitation, drowsiness and loss of appetite -early Warning of a more serious trouble to follow, "I used to rise in the morning," said Mrs. McKay, "feeling no better for a night's rest. I rapidly lost flesh and after even the most erugal meal I al. ways suffered severe pains - in my stomach. I cut my meals down to a tew mouthfuls, but even then every 'morsel of feai,. caused agony, my di- gestion was so weak. Sonie days I could scarcely -drag myself abOuteathe house, and I was never free from sharp iiiereang pains in the back and chest. I grevv so bad that I had to limit my diet to milk and soda water, and even this caused severe suffering. In vain- I sought relief -all medicines I took seem- ed useless. But in the darkest hour of my suffering help came. While read- ing a newspaper I cense across a cure that was quite'csimilar to my own case, wrought by the use of Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills. I thought if another person had 'been cured by these pills of such 'suffering as I was experiencing, surely there was hope for me, and 1 at once siest To the druggist for a supply et these pills. The first indication that the pills were helping me was the disap- pearance of the feeling, of oppression. Then, I began to take solid food with but little feeling of distress. I. still con- tinued taking the pills with an improve- ment every day, until I could digest, all kinds of food without the least trouble el distresss• - I am in splendid health to -day and all tfie credit is due to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.a • Dr. Wilhelm' Pink go right to the root of indigestiorrand other thou - Nee by making riph, red blood which tones and strengthens every organ sf the body, That is why they cure anae- mia, with all the headaches and back- aches and sideaches, rheumatism and neuralgia and the 'Special ailments ef growing girls and women of all ages. Sold. by till medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine 13rockvi11e, Ont. '4114••••••••••••••••L44 ,400.1,1••••••1•.0 Men dislike to biome themselves for their own faults, so they blame women for theirs. 4,1•1.1••••••••••,4 Eat what you iiiish-Give the digestive organs Swim work to do. These function need exercise as much as any part of the human anatoraybut if they're delicate. give them the aid that Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple. Tablets afforct and you, can eat anYthing that wholestime and palatable -60 in a box. 35 conts.-4.• Custraner (to waiter} -"I thought I told you to boil the eggs for four minutes. Here you have been twelve minutes at it." Waiter-93ut you ordered three eggs, sir.' . • • I , They are Carefully Prepared.- ,Pills which dissipate themselves in the stomachcannot be expected to hare much effect upon the intestines, end to overcome costiveness the medicine ad. ministered must influence the action of these canals. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are so made, under the supervision of experts, that the substance in them in- tended to operate on the intestines is retarded in action until they pass through the slomach to the bowels. The Colonel: "I fancy your *fie lost Iter temper to -day." Smith: "'Not a bit of it. She has an inexhaustible supply.'! FERROVXM, WHAT IS,iIT? It is the name of the best tonic, It bu11218 'Up the system, 043 ilerw life, makes neople well andttrong. Be sure you get the goilUbie "Ferrevitu." CABMEN PriOnATioNEns. Palle is said to have a real school for cabmen. Tho ,Anii-Cruelly ,Soelety and the Caaownere' Aesociation Juive put their Wade together, and the result is a plan for elevating' tile calling of Jelly iT1 to an ate, with its neophytes and its anepte, In brief, the only way to a box seale-at any rate among the great corn. panies-is to he through a period of pro. button. "The, . cabman'e, apprentice" sounds a little odd, but if the eystem brings any amelioration to the disgrace.: fal conditions- of the Paris cab trade it wilt have deserved well of the city. The yi etil who aspires to be a "whip" will reevive elementary jfl •f rui_Aion in The anatomy an il pathology if the horse, m pollee regal lions, harneseing, fee(Sing, daring, essi: id . ! , TIIP, KITCHEN LtinINARY, EfECTRICITY. , Enelislonan Saes Apples and Grapes May be Plucked Ripe in Mid -Winter. 13„ ll Tlav,-aitc, en Fnilish let,trieZon, is atallicilly for the statement`that fresh elVi1e5' alt the near around ore a com- Mereial roJitkcilifty even In cold elanates. Mesh crape3, he says, may plue1ied from tilo vine larch and ripe cher- ries picked in Mee her. The fruit, he Gays, can Ire ripened by electric 14-5ht. "Fruit culture by electricity," says Mr. Thwaite in a recent intervievp„ 'is no neW thing.. it V;iils fleet tried twenty years ago, and it has now reached commer- cial phase. Extensive experiments have been, made in Manehester under my dis rertion and the results were thoroughly eTilie'cw. pouraging from abusiness point ef N "William Siemens was able to show twenty yeare ago apples, bananas an other fruit Which' he had brought 1 maturity by electric higiit. fle had ad vanced his experiments a considerabl aa rsvhen he died and I took them up lie-Sfopped. 1;..actrie dightscair produced at an enormously lower cost to- day than in his time. planes, also, can be helped along by "The artificial development of the other means. They need not only light but carronic acid. I feed them with it by artificial means. Then, besides bath- ing them in electric light, I apply a feeble electrostatic current,' and this not only stimulates the roots of the plants but kills all parasites. ''The fruits which' I produee are, .therefore, always sound, axed they ex- cel, besides, in size, flavor and aroma Common sense and ehnplielly are the characteristics ot the neve Method. AnY 'freit grower can apply It easily and at trifling expense."' • e•-• WHOOPING 000C GROUP oit let the c.bild suffer. Instant relief awl a permanent cure Qbtaitic(.1. with DK SLOCUKS 'Urn It heals and soothes threate tha are worn and inflamed with coughing, arrests the progress of dasease,' and o effects a complete cure speedily. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHERS. When mothers become enthusiestic over a medicihe for little ones, it is safe to say that it has high merit.. Every mother who has used Baby's Own Tab- lets speaks strongla in praise of them. and tells every other mother how much good they have done For children. Mrs. Alfred. Marcousee St. Charles,. Que., says: "I ,strongly adviee every mother sto keep -Baby's 'Cavii—Srebrets-fra the house always. . I have used them for teething troubles; colic and other ins of childhood aad found them lie most eiltisfactory medicine I' ever tried.", *These Tablets are guaranteed to contain no poisonous opiate and no harmful drug. They are equally, good for the new born baby or the well grown child, and are a sure cure for all .their minor ailmentss., Sold by medicine dealers er by mail at 25 cents a box by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Broek. ville, Ont. "Have you ever' been through alga. bra, Miss Highschool?" "M'yes, I think so, but it, WO 3 at night, and we didn't see much of the town!" , • 444,14••••••••••••• A eteasent nuty.-e'When I know any- thing worthy of recommendation, I con. eider ibniy. duey oto tell it saya Be Jas. Murdock,- of Hamburg, Pa. "Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder has cured Me or Catarrh of five years stan'ding. It is certainly raatiOai in its effect The first application benefited me in five min. 'utes," 60 cents. -9 AERIAL TORPEDO INVENTED. M. Henri gaudy, ot Bordeaux, France, has invented an aerial torpedo which, he says, will revolutionize modern, me- thods of warfare. It is (teetered to he neither lighter nor heavier than the air, and its ballast is replaced by shells and -grenades for war purposes: As the car- go is discharged on the enemy the ten - deny to rise is diminisbed by a piece of intricate inechenisna, the secret .of svhich M. Boudy refuses to divulge ex- eept to the French Minister of War, be - fere whom it has already been laid. It is claimed that the balloon can remain in the air for several days at a height of 16,000 feet. It an also be directed In any course required by means of pro - petters. • MAHE A NOTE 014111, "The D L "- Menthe) Plaster is guaranteed' to cure the worst case 01 ba.ohachei headachei.stitches, Avoid substitutes. Get the genuine mape by Davis 2k) Lawrence Co. ". or41.1.11, "1 know," gaidz Mrs. Robinson, "that there is a burglar ip the house!" "How _do you know?" "Je heard a rasping noise in the kitchen. 'rest now." "Well, we'll 'let him alone. Maybe he's work- ing out his own deetruction. It sounds to me as if he were cutting himself a slice of that pie you cooked." 4.•••,•••••••••••*• A Small Pill, but Powerful.-- They that judge Qf the powers of a pill by its size, would consider Parmelee's Vege. table Pills to be lacking. It is a little wonder among pills. What it lacks in size it makes up in potency.' The re. mediee which it carries are put up in these small doses, because 'they are so powerful that only small doses are re- quired, The full strength ef the ex - traces is secured in this form and do their work thoroughly. HIS. EXCUSE SERVED. Little Johnny, who is only.nine years Old, is. continuallY causing amusement by his quaint and original exeUSOS whenever he gets into a scrape'. He is never at a loss, and before you speak almost, lie interrupts you with an ex- cuse that is so funny that you cannot help laughing and forgiving hen. Ile has been last down to breakfast 'several times lately, and he was told that the next time it occurred he should have nothing to eat. A day or two back lie made his appearance when breakfast was half pver, "Johnny," said his mother', "you know what 1 told you last time you were late." "Yes, mother; but 1 could not really antialeuly be down in time this morn. g." Well, why not?" . "You see, I was half asleep and half awake, and somehovv I dreamed that was at church, tnl4 1 know you svOuld not like me to g t? up during the ser- injeonil'n' fly did net 'go "ithout his bmakt fast that morning. ' T2 Mrc-12 WNW,: "Oh, Jorth, Onr new! , cooLV a star." Mr. Vag: "1 hope we can planet, so f a that she'll be a fixed star." li , ' Tik�vilpson: "They tell 1t16 {l at you ppeared.,at the fancy.dres ball as a ull-fledged tillings: "Not 111 Athr ,r4.0.—• • , .42 r. grArtm•-mim. ' • • 41.11MMENIMMILIMimim..m..... Sold by all druggists. Price roe. and 250, per bottle, Dr. Slocum, Limited, Tommie ONE FOR THE l3ULLY. - A boy was taking his father's break- fast in a breakfastrean, when another boy came up to him and, gave The can a !dela "Do you' east about me kicking Unit can?" asked the newcomer. "No, I don't," replied the other boy. "Do you elow?'! said the former, giving the can another kink. "No, I don't," answered the latter, "Do you now?" cried the infuriated bully, giving the can such a kick that it knocked the bottom out, "No, 1 don't," again replied the boy with the can; "my mother, borrowed it from your 'nether this morning!" "Is your millonan reliable?" "Yes, indeed! 'Why I hear he even sterilizes the water before he adulterates the , • Itching, Sur lug, Creeping, CraWillig Skin 'Diseases r lioved in • a few .rniuutes by ,Agnew's Ointnient. Dr. .Agnes °int. Mont relieves instantly, and cures Totter, Salt Rheum, Scald Read, Eczema, Ulcers', Blotches, and all Eruptions of the Skin. It ier soothing and , quieting and acts like .riaaglia in all --Baby--HuMore.--Irritation the Scalp or Rashes during teething time. 35 cents a box, -7; leek Lover (expecting an outburst of grief)--e"And what would you say if I should take your sister from you?' Little Flelen (quietly and politely) ---"Thank you, sir." 0 Keeps the Mu.seles Pliant.- Men given to muscular sports and exercises and those who suffer muscular pains from bicycle riding will find Dr. Thomas' Eclectrics Oia semething worth trying. Ae a lubricarit it will keep tho museles pliable and free from pains which often follow constant use of them, witheht softening them' or im- pairing their strength. For bruises, sprains and contusions it, is without a peer. ' "You are 'an iceberg!" exclaimed her elderly, but well-preserved adorer, pale with anger and mortification. "A dozen Cupids, with a hundred, arrows eacb, could never find a vulnerable place in your heart!" "Not 0 they ,used an old beau ,to shoot with.," coldly ',replied the young and beautiful Miss Flyppe. THE'S' MEAN IT. ea, No one should" suffer a moxient long,. er with Piles, for Dr. Leonhard's Hem - Reid will cure any case... No Matter what kind you have, Blind, Bleeding, Internal, External, Itching cr Suppurating, Dr. Leonhaedt's Hem-Roid will cure you. . This statement is supported by a thou. sand 'testimonials from those who have been permanently cured. If you are not cured you get* your money back. $LO0. All dealers, or The Wilson-Fyle Co., Limited, Niagara Falls, Ont. "Yes, I was awfully fond of the girl, and I believed her to be perfect; but j saw something about her last night that I didn't like." "What was that?" "Ane other fellow's arm," Fault? InattaYs.-liare You backache? Do you tea drowsy? Do your Iiinhe feel heavy? Have you frequent headaches ? Have yon failing vision? Have you disay feeling? Are you depressed? Is your Ain dry? Have .you a tired feeling? Any 'of these signs prove kidney disease. Experience ha e proved that South Ameri- can Eidney (lure never Una -6 WHOLLY WITIIOUT AID. . Tommy had taken a prize for an ex- ceptionally well -drawn map. After the examination, the teacher, a little doubt-, fu,14,Wahsoed ked helped you with this map, Tommy?" boe the truth. Didn't cNoorried?,now, tell your brother help. you?" "No, Ma'am.; he'did it all." En! Your Doctor Can cure your Cough or Col".4, Ito question about that, but -- why go kto all the trouble and inconvormence of looking Mit up,, and then of having hisprestription tIlled,..when you can step into any drug More in Canada and obtain a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE for a quarter. Why pay two to five dollars when a twenty-five cent bottle of SHILOH will ctire you as uniekly? Why not do as hundreds of thousands of Canadians have done' for the past, thirty-four years: let SHILOH be your dor'.. tor whenever a Cough or C0141 sppart. SHILOH will cure you, and all druggists bok up this state:mit with t positive guarantee. The next lime you have a Cough or Cold cure t with IL 'gods %atm! fi Every Town is Coma Zoo tositil with tondo. *kis wad a tough bear4 say vws I THE REAL *hare !maw,/ IOW Genitor& and safety, Nervous we* heed tieS az:44 Choy faarmA cat vhisitakslves, This hisksty gives the padlocks draw -cat vat siiies nsrap. n Jaa.s si,i5e4 J141ilivis zpreper phaition wields giros hotter saastsel. The soloy dorriee is adostablaand can be tura, ad from right t.) Pen Mad wititaiet sioincosia4 Nisk Wads, SAFETY RAZOR Rmt*"P-94k."-xx Jr.--Yirwril"4"tar144". hatsett, ii.not is full eolseaved good ea tins ilne4 Whet razor. Send fa ciroulare Sad to OEO. W. KORN RAZOR MVO. CO, LITTLE YALLEv, N. it, IFlro "OSHAWA ' Steel Shingles. 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This is the most durable coy.' ering on the market, and Is an ideal covering for Houses, Barns, Stores, Ele- vators, Churches, etc. Any handy man can lay the "OSHAWA!' shbigles. A hanuner and snips are the only tools required. • We are the largest and oldest coompany of the kind under the 13elt1Sh flag, and have C,oVered thousands 01 the best.bundings throughout Canada., tookod en Four Sides making them , F1 We, also ennia re Corrugated Iron in long sheets, Conductor Pipe *triFg, WATER AND LIGHTNING.PEODF ENVEST1101;011, Efe. • METAL SIDING, In imitation of brick or stone. METAL CEILINGS, In 2,000 designs. Write tor Catalogue No. 14R end free simple* of "OSHAWA" Shingles. Write loalay. e 11613CiE1 3E03FAXIIkla-aliaEr. lentreol, Cue. I Ottawa, OK I Toronto, 0111., imam, 0111. I 1,11ooloop, an ifoototiver,110 go" W Craig St, 428 Sussex st. 11 Colborne el 00 Dundee st, 70 Lombard it. 4116 Ponder st. Write your Nearest 0111c5 -HEAD 0-1!FICZ AND WORILS-05HAVVA, Ont ••#, • •••., YOU SAVEI 3.15 we will present ivory Raider of tlit paper who Oates an ordei tor our. cole- bitted $1.14$5 Butt wtth the two most sererieenbis Wns e - A surf turas: !Ter offered to the Public of Canada. Our Great Frit Premien' Offers One. Pair of $6.00 Trousers (mado. to meaeure) and a really e?egant pa- k• - tent Suit -Carte given entirety . FREE wall every order. • YOU, ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO 'BUY,. and we .will REFUND your money if you find Other the Special Suits or the FREE 4IFT9. sre NOT EXACTLY as advertieed in. . Agents Wanted. !hie paper. " •We will fiend you! FREE OF ANY CHARGE whatever, a handsome zings of . yetterns, Inch:pug our 'wonderful value Blue and Black flerges and Cheviot • • TWee4S, together vrith our la est New York Fashion Plates. THEN JUDGE Foil YOUrtSELF. Our home mezioureinent system* is Co SIMPLE that we regitlyiy only 6 messur.erneals (which anyone can take) to enable us 1.2i give a PERFECT FIT- TING tailor-made giernicut. All goods are 'hipped 5 days frorol*recetpt et order. . k . y.teaginifp.t::ft. 2111,141)(4. TliE MAIL -FIT CLOTIAlliG co. rta: Don't fsU b�u*atlon name of this itevrspaper. , aenkins : "I've tried at least twenty kinds of health foods, but stone of them has done Me any good." Beatty: "What are you troebled with?"- Jenkins: "An • appetite." •••••••*••• The efficiency' of -gickle's Anti -Con- sumptive Syrup in curing coughs and colds and arresting inflammation cS the lungs, can be established by hun- dreds of testimonials from all sorts and coriditions of men, It is a standard re- medy in these ailments and all affec- tions of the throat and lungs. ' It is highly reconunended by medicine ven- dors, .because they know- and appreci- ate its value as a eurative. -Try it. 'Do not delay in getting -relief foe the little folks. Mother Graves' Worm me - terminator is a pleasant and sure tire. 0 you love your child why -do you let itsuffer when a remedy is so near at hand?. - Neighbor: "What's the mailer? Where yer going?"' ',links: "Burglars Going for a policeman 1" Neighbor: "Did yer leave yer wife alone?" links: "No; she's holding the burglar4" ITCH. Mange, Prairie Scratches sena every foe* Of contagion* Itch on human or aniraa4s.curod in 30 Minutes by Viol. 1181 gum uITY ulL co.„ ford's 'aandtaill Letion. It SUM? WIC 'Patents Secured Free, 1 prepare patent applications freeioi charge. If. you have an invention eend sketch to -day for free opinion. 24 years, experience. F. 11. Gibbs, 52 St. James. St., MontreaL FOR LAMP OIL ECONOMY Sarnia h USE Prillite OIL White o real need to buy the more eifpAnalvi one if GOOD BURNEIt is apital and KEPT CLY.AN., Jf you waroca BM 1..IGHT--enints poUR GAs OITA Queen. Tay A City 011 LICHT 'Lamp For Sale by Dealers Pedestrian: "Have you no .odeupa. tion?" gegger: "Yee, sir; 1 am 'it col. lector of rare coins, You haven't got a spare half -dollar about you, have your' AN UGLY FAMILYof fain 111Seases is the one generally disseribed by the word Eczema. In all Itt losing It raltifitft ordinary treatment, but is completely cured by Woaver't Comte used in con. usenet* with, Weaver*. Syrup. 'Woe it a quiet • wedding?" "Of course. You dida't expeet they would. quarrel 'right before the clergymen, did you?" , There are a number of varieties if corns; Holloway% CornCure will re- move any of them. Call on your drug. gist and get a bottle at once,' . The youthful orator came down frorr;‘ the platform at the elose of his addreSS, and many people pressed forward to shake, him by the hand. He accepted their congratulations with a 'smiling face, but. his eyes were on a certain auditor who lingered In his seat.. The young lecturer pressed through •the throng about him and extended his hand 11 tho iVaiting mem. "1 want to thank you," he said, "for the close attention you gave to my remarks. Your upturnd face was an inepiration to me. 1 am sure you never changed your earnest altitude during my lecture.' "No," said the man; "1 have stiff neck." Wife: "I've just been reading an article on electrioity, John, and it ap- pears thet before long we strati be able to get p,retty well everything we -want by just touching a button." Husband: "YOu'd never be able to get 'anything that way." "Why not, John?" "Because nothiag am earth would lever make you touch a. button. Look at my shirt!" WELCOME AS SUNS/UNE after eterm Is thel tiller when an Obstinate, pitiless cough has beers driven away by Allele* Lung 33a1..102111. No opium init. The good effect lasts. "My wife is a lecturer and I am an entertainer," said Hobbs. -"Indeed? knew your wife appeared in public, but I did not know that you ,ever did." 1 don't; 1 stay at home and enter« 'lain the baby." ••••-mwtialta-- OAMEnorS 11;114018vol:1:2011itil f Mtn A eprefdLa.Pronc .ihitti thina Cure If afflicted 1 waive rone*atir., sAmina, luta tut us couvinise yoa 2tlett wo have e) cur --one that enfeti today meet, roan sALltrix aout to any addinsl, ; D. A. CAMERON & 00.1 4 , Ort760, f.,,,t1t1f, MI!) wmovestorsommorsimiousommaavietoftisio N 4.-1•41.....smaillINNWOMMILsaidollet11.111111.1011111 1ieS1i1T it -0C • N'••••"' •