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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-06-07, Page 2LIFE PRESENT ON MARS
tetiMERV'S REVELATION4 AT LOW -
WA OBSERVATORY.
The 11*AttlKrefeta nano Adepted A Cheat
*ia*Sterrs Ott 'velveteen
' 'Canalise
'flint the e fablede .Itlertlans • may be
reahnes,, that nee, Planet Mars Leeiniiabie
ted, arid, perhaps, by a Ige ,evea mord
highly civilized than that of elle. earth
Is ,practically preyed by a sales of ,re-
mark:able , photographs taken by C. O.
Lanepland at the Lowell Observatory at
Flagstaff, Aelzena, established by Prof,
Percival ,Lowell, non-resident professor
Of astronomy at the Massachusetts Insti-
tute, is now preparing to make public'
together with full details of the observa-
tions and his theories anol deductions
from them.
They are actual photograpne, the first
really successful ones ever taken1. of the
famous Martian canals.
,When it is remembered that at its
nearest, point to, the earth Mars is still
at the enormous distance of 35,050,000
miles the difficulties encountered in Vale
stupendous, undertaking can be appre-
cieted. Not only this, but the moments
when atmospheric conditions are favor-
able for photography are few and far
between, and even at that out of several
hundred negatives perhaps not more
than half a dozen are really good.
EARLY DISCOVERIES.
Just 28 years ago Schaparrelli, the
great Italian astronomer, discovered
about one hundred and twenty faint
lines on the surface of 'the" planet which
he called "canali," or canals. He be-
lieved they were cracks in the surface
or the old channels of rivers. Unfor-
tunately, however, this great discovery
was greeted with derisionby other as-
tronomers, because they were not able
to detect the phenomena. So for nine,
years he went on from discovery to dis-
covery till al last Perrotin at Nice fur-
nished the firs t confirniation. Since
then the list of those who have detected
the phenomena has increased with every
opposition. '
Mars through •a powerful glass, ap-
pears Much the sameas the moon 40
the naked eye, mottled with light and
dark ,patches. Schaparrelli observed the
canals ',tinning ' through the light
patches, What he believed to 'be land,
but could not detect them in the dark
patches, what he thought was water.
But that the dark is not:water but vege-
tation is the result of the remarkable
discoveries at Flagstaff, for the canals'
have been, detected running continuous-
ly through' light and dark alike.
.t
-eet-Agti,TEll AND SUMMER.
Starting at the polar caps or circles
Of eternal snow and ice at the poles the
canals run for thousands of miles to
the . equator. Cross canals intersect
them and in the ,Martian springlithe
when the sun melts the polar caps they
fill the water and the banks take on the
• *greenish tinge of vegetation'. As would
be natural under these artificial condi-
lions the Wave of vernal changes sweeps
from the poles towards the equator, the
very opposite of the procedure on the
• earth. As the Martian winter ap-
proaches the canals fade, even the per-
manent dare patches turn lighter in
shade, as if the vegetation were dying,
and the general appearance is the same
as the earth., would look if view from
a great distance at the same time of the
year. •
Then' es no natural explanation that
can account for the phenomena and the
• only reasonable solution is the canals are
the effort of an intelligent and highly
civilized life to maintain its existence
on a planet whose surface is an arid
desert.
- NO OCEANS THERE.
• Like the moon • Mars has no ocean's.
Ages ago they sank into the interior or
evaporated and were lost •in interplane-
tary space. This is proved by the spec-
troscope. That it has an atmosphere ;$
proved' by two things : flee, there is a
perceptible 'twilight along the termina-
te'', or edge uf the planet, turning into
or out of the sunlight; second, it is a
*scientific fact that no chane could take
place orethe surface if there were not an
atmosphere. But flies atmosphere is only
about one-third of the density of the
earth's giving jest as much less protec-
tion from heat and cold. Most of the
water on the, .surface no'w is what has
been held in form of vapor by, this air,
as a sponge absorbs •moisture. In the
cold season it Is deposited at the poles
in the form of dew, which freezes layer
upon layer, to melt in the spring, be
distributed by the canoes and then be
• reabsorbed by the air.
• ARTIFICIAL CANALS.
Perhaps the strongest argument to
advance against the artificiality of the
• phenomena of the canals is the magni-
tude of the titanic task, but there is,art
even better explanation. As a result
• its lesser volume and mass, gravity, on
mars would be about one -third -of that
force on the earth. Consequently, if one
were, transported to Mars he -could do
three times as much work there as herd
with an equal amount of energy. Fur.
ther, he would probably grow three
times as large, since he could do so
without being any more unwieldy than
he was here before. Since hie muscles
would inerease in three dimensions,
length, breadth and thiekness, • he
would he fwenty-seven' Wiles as strong,
• With this inereased strength and dirnin-
ished gravity he would be eighty-one
time es effeetive. Since gravity on Mars
is really a little More than one-thied
that on the earth, thin reniodelled Matt
Would be about, fifty limes as strong tie
his worldly • brothers, 9r be able to do
the work of two horses. • •
"
HE HADN"T HEARD.,
• "Mugley's daughter arid young FieklY
donl, seem to be, ab fond of each other'
as they used to bee'
• "Oh, ncee"
"Wonder why?D'
"Great 'Scott, ' man!' I Haven't I you
head they were- married?"
ten__
"Papa, whet lo • a eat .e` twitch V'
Mreelleetpeclied 'deolting itarefelly about
to nee if litit wife is within hearing den
NAM: eafety match. r.:pn, is when
baktheaded man etiarrien an armless
woman r
SEEMIEle NEAR.
litiref) 1)0a014 Baffled llut lOr.
Pia FiUs Cam' to the Reseue.
juel gew snorither ego the of
3f.unee icleere, of it: 'u N. laa
wee lined with eorrow. l't aeeined that
ceatll would claim, the life of their
bright little girl. Toslay this etpuin
(hanged , toe joy, The little' one la, no
leneer11tout is,now bright, ace end
hatalne nee • Williame' Peak , Pills
breuglA 'dais 'change after three, doe-
, .
.flere .had 'failed. •, eeencerning thas -
Lees and cure Mrs.'I3eers eayse,--'• "At,
the age of 'six eae little girl necatini very
Ile lit different, Wiles for thee next,
:jeer aod a half three' doetors treated
her without benefit. She wets 'terribly
ewe down and her blood, was nothing
but Watek.Then dropsy set fan She
V ould 'swell so that her clothes were
much too small for her. Her 'legs and
feet were nearly twice their natural
size. To make' her torture Worse 'tete-
maim ,eet in. !lei' state was pitiable.
Sometimes we thought she could not
jive much longer and for three months
she could not walk a step. To touch
her was to cause .her the greatest ag-
cny. The doctors twere bellied — they
could do nothing for her and as a last
resort we began the use of Dr. Williams'
Fink Pills. She took the pills several
eeks when we saw there was a
slight improvement. The improvement
gradually became more 'narked and by
the time she had taken twenty-one
taxes her cure was complete. It is now
nine months since she took the pills,
and she is now as well as she ever Was
and. goes to school every day. I can-
not speak too highly in favor .,of
Williams' Pink Pills for L feel they 'say -
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Watery blood is the cause of over half
the sickness which preetils lo -day. To
Lave health, strength. lee@ happiness
you must have rich, red blood. Dr.
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blood; that is why they cure anaemia,
indigestion, less of appetite, rlieunea-
tism, neuralgia, nervous troubles, heart
palpitation and all the ailments peculi-
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by dealers in medicine or by mail et
50c a box, or six boxes for $2.50 from
The Dr. Williams' Medicine co. Brock-
ville, Ont.
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• ALWAYS HOLIDAYS.
• , -t---
There Will be 388 in 1906 in Different
Countries.
Holidays are, of course, universal,
though each nation has its own me-
thods and times for celebrating special
events. England has not the monopoly
01 heroes, saints, and other induce-
ments for •a • general abstention from
et ork. Indeed, so far as the British
Isles are concerned, a bank holiday is
a rare event—that is, compared with the
rest of Europe. • Turkey, for Jeistance,
has no fewer than twenty-one general
holidays in the course of twelye months
and this record is very nearly equalled
by ,Japa.nand the nurnerouse republics
in South America. •
It is, therefore, not a matter for sur -
r rise that the agdregate number •of
holidays for 1906 should amount to 338,
involving 217 different days. The die-
ference in totals is accounted for by.
the fact that several •anniversaries are
celebrated on one particular day. Thus,
June 4th Is appropriated by Australa-
site Western, Australta„ Italy, New. -Or-
'cans, and Rouma.nie. for a hceiday,
each one having a distinct origin.
Republics have a weakness •for -cele-
brating Independence Day, There are
nineteen •of these states, and each has
its special anniversary. At their head
We have the United Strata the minor
lights •including • Hayti, Cuba, Argen-
tina, and Peru. .
-China, apparently, has only one day
that can be tatted a bank holiday. It
goes by,the romantic name of the
Chinese Dragon Festival, and is cele-
brated with great. pomp. • It is, how-
ever, a port of double-barrelled • carni-
val, for it is also the birthday of the
Emperor. •
1:he Ruesian calendar is somewhat
plentifully besprinkled with holidays,
and it only needs the birth of a royal
prince to •induce the loyal Russian work-
men to take a holidays They celebrate
Christmas Day on the 7th of January,
and New Year's Day on the 1.4th of the
same month. This is due to a fondness
for he old style . system of reekening
the passing of time. ' ••
Out of this total of 338 only six bank
holidays:a-including •Goecl Friday- and
Christmas ' Day—are credited to Eng-
land. But Ireland, having recently de-
cided to add St. Patrick's Day to the
Iist, has seven, or two niqe then Scot-
gt
land. „Moan Is more . ' erous, 'how-
ever, and her list of six een holidays
includes several picturesqUe aniversari-
•et: of dead heroes, with even more
pieturesque names. The early harvest
has its own festival day, and the Im-
perial Banquet Day, is rigorously ob-
served throughout- the Mikado's domin-
lens on January 5th. , Easter, Whitsun,
and ChriStmas are, of eourse, duly ce-
lebrated by the Christian element ire the
population.
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MEDICINE FOR CHILDREk.
A medicine which keeps the babies
arid children well, or restores them to
'health when they are ill, Is a Priceless
loon to humanity. Such a medicine is
Baby's Own Tablets. . These Tablet;
cur,0 all stomach and bowel troulnes,
allay the pain of teething and give
eound healthy, refreshinn.,sIeep. And
the mother' flee the guarantee of a goy-.
errirneeit 'analystthat thie medicine
dees not Otaltain one particle Of the
poisonous opiates found in ea -called
soCithing Mixtures arid most liquid medi-
eines'. The Tattlets ere equally good
•for the rice/born baby or the well grown
Child. Mrs; BOK. Currie. Loring, Ont.,
saye— "I have found ° Baby's Own Tab-
lete a splendid medieine for (airing con-
etipation and other ills aof little ono."
?Ow ean get theae Tableta ham .:anss
medieirie dealer nr by mail it g5c a
box be* writing The Dr. Williams"
eine Co., Ont.
4-- 4
3IIST A IIINT.
"I)oes your girl, like peetry, Dick /"
•,,.""Yee, hutelse tOo inginuating."
"In what Way ?"' .
"‘Vell, she Won't egret' that anYthing
rhaaries: With "springlitne* hut 4ringe
time.' 9
FROM DONNIE SCOTLAND
/NOTES 01P IINTET FROM MR
IftAN41,4 AND, IJW.S.
What ifs` Goiner On in the Highlands
and• Lowlands of Auld,
•Secitiae
There are new 2,5A0' ,teleitialles e
S:(- National Telephone Company,. Lime
ited„ working in the Glasgoav area.
Atter a continuous service Qf . 33
aearS„, Mr. J. Beaton, postmaster, Strath..
peifer, has • been compelled, through.
failing health, to tender his resignation.
At a meeting ' of, the Wick Burgh
School Board the salaries of ,all the
assistant teachers who have, been !loathe,'
service of the Board ter a year were
increased by ;e5.
At the Court of Justiciary in Ube-
kurgh on the 51,11 inst. George Gordon
was sentenced to twelve years' penal ser -
ethnic for having killed Elizabeth Teven-
dale on 17th. December last.
On the 10th Mt., John .Drymen, plate -
Myer, New Lanark, was run over and
killed by a train. Parts' of the body
were found. near Carluke and other
rarts at Carstairs, ten miles away.
The annual report el the Scottish
Burial Reform, and Cremation Society
Limited, states that for the first time
in the history of the society the income
has exceeded all charges, including :al-
tered.
The death is announced, at the age
of 46, of Mr. I. A. Tait, a, director e)ef
Sit William Arrol & Co. He was as-
sistant to Sir John Fowler and Sir
'Benjamin Baker in the construction of
the Forth bridge. '
Owing kr the growth Of Paisley in-
convenience has arisen through insuffic-
ient river bridge accommodation, and
the town council has resolved to erect
a new bridge at Auchentorlie 'at a cost
of ,R17,000.
Ex -Sergeant Hugh Mackay, and Old
Cameron Highlander, who had served
in the Crimea and in the Indian Mutiny,
and had been for the last 18 years of
his life janitor of Abbeyhill Public
school, Edinburgh, is dead.
A, prominent figure in. medical , and
political circles in Edinburgh was re-
moved by the death of Dr. Duddingston
Wilson, which occurred on the . 7th
inst. at his residence, West Newlegtoe
House, after a *lei illness. .
A buoyi as been picked up on the
seashore at
Barvis, Lewis', containing
several lett r from St. Kilda, together
s
with a cover g
ender to post ' e others, which were ati-
lt
letter requesting the
dressed to various Parts oe England and
Scotland.
The power -loom ..weavers in Dundee,
Forfarshire, have come out on strike
because they did not share in the recent
aavance granted to the spinners, and
ie. eonsequence the employers have de-
cided to close the mills and factories.
The lockout- will affect 35,000 workmen.
By the death of Mr. James Geddes
Currie,' depute -commission clerk of Ed-
inburgh, the legal profession in Scot-
land has lost- its leading authority on
commissary law. -
Mr. David Wilson, a well-known jour-
nalist, 'died at Aberdour, Fife: He
was a native of Nairnshire, and at bro-
ther of the original proprietorsof the
"Edinburgh' Evening News. Fie was for
&number of years manager of the • Eco-
nomist,- but had to give up that, posi-
tion owing to- ill health. ,
Hamilton town council have resolved
I,- ask Andrew, Carnegie either to lay
the foundation 'Voile of the public lib-
rary or perform the openeing ceremony,'
according as it .suits his. convenience.
;t was also resolved to confer upon him
or the occasion the freedom of the
burgh.
The late Mr. 'Robert Orr, of Kinnaird,
near Falkirk, who had extensive inter-
ests in Glasgowand west of Scotland
*as a- chemical manufacturer and iron -
founder, has left bequest e amounting to
£2,000 to various charities. The three
Glasgow infirmaries receive £300- each;
tho Old •Man's Friend Society and Old
Women's Home, ,te200 each, while £e50
goes each to the Royal Asylum for the
Blind, Falkirk Infirmary, Keivineide U.
F. church and the St. Andrew's U. F.
church.
NEW CURE, FOR HAY FEVER.
The latest treatment for the preven-•
ton of Hay Fever prescribes systema-
tic and continued exercise taken- in
timely advance of the season for the
appearance of the complaint. Special-
istsin the disease do not Understand
its nature. It IS not now thought to
be a form of catarrh and local appli-
ea tions have been largely abandoned.
The theory that it is rheumatism of
the mucus membrane is not accepted.
A more favored • idea attributes the in-
ception of Hay Fever to sluggtshness
of the Jiver and bicycle riding is recoln-
Mended to keep this organ in an active
and healthy condition. After Hay Fever
has arrived, the sufferer will find 'nei-
ther comfort or relief in bicycling, but
systematic and easy wheeling during
the preceding months is . warranted to
greatly modifythe severity of an ap-
proaching attack, or to entirely prevent
it. •
e
OLDEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
Is 144 Years Old, and Lives in. Cape.
Colony.
Stuurmane the Bushman, is believed'
td- be the oldest man ,in the world. • He
is tin old native Of Cape Colony, said, to
be 146 years old. , It is known for cer-
tain that 05 years 'ago he was a very old
man, and that his son, still livins is
over 90 years old. He le one of the few
genuine ,Bushment still olive, and talks
of the days, when he wantrh
derenver te
veldt *herd Beaufort West TIOW IS. HO
1101(IS that the farm of Stuurman'a Puts
and the Country all round reelly.belongs
to him, and, living ae lie does ',on the
top of' a hill isr a queer shelter Of bushes
and rage, lie is a monarch of all he surs-
veys. He is in full pOasesSion of his
faculties, and, has a 'wonderful bet el
teeth—without a trace ,of dectiy, though
they are wgrne down ta the iu4s hy
,century and..tt half at uS i •
"Do YOu feel that you did anything
for the „good of STOUP country?"asked
1110, serious eilizen. "I don't know itheirt
teat," answered the ex-M.P,a"hua 1 feei
that f' have a heifer reeard than seine
in not ding any damage." ,
UNLIGIIT
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but is best when used in
the Surdight wu.y. ToHoW
directions.
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FlitST."—Dip the article
to be washed sa tub of
lukewarm' water, draw it
out ona washboard and rub
the soap lightly over it.
partwular not to :nisi
soapmg ail over. THEN
roll It in a 0;04 roU, lay
in the tub under the water,
and go on the same way
until all the pieces have the
soap rubbed OD, and ire
rolled up.
Then go away far
thirty mirages to rtole
hour and let the "Sun-
light" Soap do Its work.
N EXT.-- Alter soaking
the full time rub the clothes
lightly out on a wash board,
and the dirt will drop
out; turn the garment in-
side out to get at the seams,
but don't use airy mere
don't SCaaindd"idon'tila
wash through two suds. If
the water gets too dirty,
pour a, little out and add.
fresh. If a streak is hard
eto wash. rub some more
oast, on it, and throw
the okce back into the
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RINSING, which is to be .
done in lukewarm water,
taking sseeisi caro tei get
all the toy suds away,
therr wring out and hang
up to dry. ,
or Woolens and Flan.
nets proceed as follows:—
Shake the articles free from
dust. Cut * tablet of
SUNLIGRT soAr into
shavings, pour into a gallon
ionftboaoilirather.whenju
gwaterandwbik
sst
lukewarm, work articles in
the lather Without rub-
bing. Squeeze out dirty
water Without twisting
and rinse thoroughly in two
'relays of lulrewarra..water.
Squeeze out water without
towpeisntiz. .gand hang in the
mw -The most delicate-
thcolors enay beesa' SfuenlY:washed In"
Hght" way.
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""je'' "".;‘=..e."' •
$5,000 •Rt_rttr will be pair
proves that. Sunlighrello8Z1 Yon?
tains any injurious cheniicals
or any form of adulteration.
• . ,• Your Money Refunded by the
dealer from whom you buy
Sunlight Soap if you ilnd' any
cause for complaint.
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•
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80 prepared that,- they are agreeable to
the most delicate.
She (earneetlyt : `It must be -awfully
dangerous to be a soldier." Young
Officer : "It is, indeed. The women are
always after you."
'Worms cause feverishness, moaning
-and restlessness during sleep. Mother
Qraves' Worm •,Exterminator is pleas-
ant, sure and effectual. If your drug-
gist has none in stock, get him to pro-
cure it for you. •!
•
. "According... to the witnesses," •said.
the •magistrate, "the man called. • you
vile name's, and you paid n� attention
to -him; but when he spoke to the nion-
key ,you picked iip.a brick and knocked
him down?" "Yessa," replied the or-
gan -grinder. "He tell .de monk it looka
lile mel"
• Counsel (to witness): "What is your
husband?" 'Witness "Ile's a finisher."
"What does he finish?" "Well, just now
he is finishing his time in Central Ni-
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what yott' said when yoll slipped on the
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' NOT NOWADAYS.
Mamma (returning from church):
"Why, Willie, take your wheel into the
back yard. •--You must not piny in the
,front yardeen Sunday."'
Willie (jekotestingly); "But, mamma,
isn't it Sunday in the back yard, too?"
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LOW RATES TO CALIFORNIA..
To accommodate .summer tourists to
California the Union Pacific haseuthee-
ized the very low rate of -one • fare
Ohs $2.00 for the round trip to .either
San Francisco or Los Angeles. Tickets
on sale June 25th tp. July 7th, with fine)
return limit September 15th, 1906. Also
either low rats to California points
during the summer. Inquire' of J. O.
!Goodsell, T. P. A., 14 Janes. Building,
Toronto, Canada; or F. B. Choate, • G.
A., 14 Fort St., Detroit, Mich.
Some people ad the fool intentional;
ly while others who have no historic
ability whatever attain similar results.
Is there 1 anything • more annoying'
than having' your corn stepped upon?
Is there eanything more delightful than
getting rid; of . it?-. Holloway's Corn Cure
will do it. Try it and be convinced. .
,
"Miss Williams," said the careful mo
-
tiler to the governese, "don't let Ethel
and 'Mabel sit on the damp grass.'But
if they get tired, What am I to do?" "Oh,
well, you can sit on' the grass, and take
them on your lap."• . •
• Sunlightalleeple better than otter soaps,
• but is best when used in the Sunlight way.
Buy &Wight Soap and follow directions.
....WO
-Landlady--"I will let • this excellent
room at a redueed figure, as the lady
next door is constantly playing the
piano." • Future * Tenant—"That doens't
.matter. I'm slightly deaf." Landlady—
"Ah, then I musttcharge you full piece."
• We have no hesitation in saying that
Dr. J. D. Kellegg's Dysentery Cordial is
without doubt the best ernedicine ever
introduced for dysentery, diarrhoea,
cholera and all summer " complaints,
sea sickness, etc. It ,promptly gives
• relief and never fails to effect anpositive
cure. •Motbere should never beiewithout
a bottle when their children .are teeth-
ing.
Orator — "On tire surface. things are
oftenneight, but it is when we explbre the
depths of things that we eee the decep-
tions of our fellow creatures." One
of the- Crowd—PGuvnbr, you've just
been buyin' a barrel of apples, haven't
you?" .
..TINEY KNOW IT
Thouitanee of • people throughout the
country know that the Ordinary remedies
for pilee—ointmente, suppositories and
appliances --will not. curet „
The beat of them only brifit5pasbing relief.
Leonhardt's Ilem-Roal is a tablet
taken internally that renums the 041140 of
Pilea, hence the euro ie permanent. Every
package sold -carries a guarantee with it.
It ie perfectly harmless to the most deli -
°ate constitution. A triontees treatment in
each package, Sold at $1.00. At any drug
store, or The Wilkon-ryla Co.,
Niagara Falls, Qat. 5
•
"You can't nnegine," said the musical
young woman, "bow distressing it le
when a singer' realizes that she lute lost
her 'voice." "Perhaps not," replied the
plain young man; "but I've got' a fair
idea how distressing it is when she
doesn't realize it.",
A limit Combinatinn, ," verrovicro the best
tonic is. It should bo' taken by all invalids, by
all who are run down or out of sorts. it builds
up, gives new lifo.
COSTLY WATER. ,
More money is paid for water 'in a
single day than Is paid for liquor in a
week, though few purchasers are aware
of the quantity of water they pay for.
A ten pound turkey, for, instance„ is
but three pounde eolida ' and seven
pounds water, and there are six pounds
of water in ten pounds of pork, while
the percentage of -water in beef or mut-
ton is about the same. Salmon and
mackerel are but halt Water, thotigh
other fisti contain a greater proportion
Of (Mids. Sixty-five pele cent. of an egg
is water and there are about two ounees
erwater to the pound of butter. Vege-
tableS run .frona forty to, eighty per
cent. tof water, and! even dried peas
conta ri a tnall percentaec. Taken at
an & (i00 tiftyefive 1 per teenta Of all
expenditures for food in paid for water.
Theree15 rio' way of avoiding __payment,
TERBOR°116*
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qA. N E 1'07.
Svorosera Ctital :Caw
tnIAO/M.
Destsedthespot
" Onees,Slcifhleved4or
ERB FOR ALOGUE D GET QM PRIE15 KRIM fliff1116)
FOR SALE.
pair for 15 days only. They have been bredfori
6 months old Rufus Bed Belgian Hare. $2
heavy weight and exhibition for many years andi
cannot be duplicated for near twice the monei
elsewhere. Can ship safely to all parts in th
United States; CjnglihgfirlIfoatt4onguaisutee
lidguenot, Orange County, New Yorir4
STAMMERERS
The Arnott NIqthod is the
only logical method fOr the .cure,
of Stammering. , It treats the
CAVOEI npt merely the HABIT,:
and insures natural speech. %Pam-
phlet, particulars and references
sent on reguest. Address
TRE ARNOW INSTITUTE,
BERLIN, ONTARIO.
•
200Men Wanted at Once
In various parts Of the Dominion, as
svhole or spare time agents, tai sell -a
high grade stock of hardy and ,
well -
grown trees and plants. Go-ahead and
energetic men can meke a very profit-
able business of selling this stock, which
is well known. Liberal terms and a
complete outfit. Commission •paid week-
ly. Apply at once *
E. D. SMITH, '
Helderleigh Nurseries,
• Winona, Ontario'.
Established over a quarter of a century.
•• GREATER SEARCH.
Waggles: "There is nnly one thing
in the world as hard to,fitid as the North
Pole." Jaggles : "What's that?" Wbge
gles : "The fellow who gets lost search-
ingifor it."
iimmumrsorimii
It is ihe Farmer's Friend. —The fer-
nier will find Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil
a potent remedy for wpm:a gr pains
In the body-• or foe affections of the
respiratory organ ' and for .househeld
use generally. I will also find it - a
tonvenient frier; in treating injured '
horses, cattle, etc., or relieving than
when attacked by colds, coughs or any
kindred ailments to which they are sub-
ject;
You hove noticed that there is al-
ways a coat of dust on the family bible
in the home where religion is used ae
a cloak.
Many Thaiks are due froni the proprietors of
Weaver's coat° to friends who have written tG
tell of the Corate's good word in curing scrofulous
humors, scald head s,nd other skin diseases.
Undo John—"My goodness, Tommy,
you ate an awful lot, for such a' little
fellow." Tommy—"I "sect 1 irn't so
little as I looks from the outside."
Doctor—"When can you pay me my •
bill for curing you of insomnia?" Pa-
tientL-"I don't ktnow, dootore I sleep
so ` Soundly now that my wife goes
through my pockets every night, and
takes all -the money, I have."
FLY
PADS:'
Three lumdreit tiMell
tel" thin stickypeper.
NO DEAD FLIES LyiNaAttour,
Bold b 0114Druforista ind Genesi ftton001
• and by rasa,
TEN CENTS PER PACKET' mos
ARCIIDALe wiLsos.
A.. rook eliould be takeHA
n straight to --at!tel.L"1 °mt.
e.
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