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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-03-08, Page 3$1121-VERI1G WOMENO 110.0 Health and Stretilith in *he Use 01 willioasi Pink Pills. r, - Every growing girl' and every woman nearing middle life suffers from ments pet:utter to tier sex. At these Ulnae the lteealth end happiness of every gwl end woman depend upon the rich- reass and regularity of her blood. Look Ai the young girl whose blood is weak and watery. Iler face is pipe., her lips , and gums 'bloodless.Her head aches and her back aches'. Sie tete eet eVkT no life,' a _poor appetite and no ,de, sire tor exeretse. She comelaine that, even to walk upstairs leaves her breath- less. And the wennan in Middle Wee:, she is nervous, irritable and depressed ...s• —liable to •suddep attacks' of pain and dietress that only a wo..nan imows of: She turns from food; horrible dizeiness, hot and cold fleshes, make her life mis- erable. But Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills tanish all this misery,' because they fill the veins with• rich, strong, healthy blood which gives tone and strength to every defied° organ. The case of Mrs. Geo. Denby, of Tilbury, Ont., is one et the many that proves that no medicine can compare with Dr. Williems' Pink Pills in curing the, ills of womankind. Mrs. Denby *eye: "I think Dr. Williams* Pink ,Pills are a blessing to suffering wo- men. For a long time I was a great suf- ferer from the ailents that affect so many of my sex. I was extremely nervous fit all tizzies, suffered a great deal with headaches and Indigestion. In fact, I , was in n thoroughly miserable condi- ' lion When I .began the use of Dr. Wil - hams' Pink Pills, but after taking them A short time I began to improve, and, through their further use, I am new feeling like a new woman. I ani sure It, oil sick women would take Dr. Wits items' Pink Pins they would be convine- edof the, great ' good they Can do." • Dr. Williams' Pink Pills can make every ailing girl and suffering viroinan itt. the land strong and healthy if they are given a fair trial. , But great caro Must be 'taken, to see that you get the genuine, pills with the. full • name, • "Dr. Willianis' Pink Pills for Pale People," an the wrapper around each box. Sold by all medicine dealers . everywhere' or sent .by mail at Mc. a box, or.six boxes for $2:50, by writing The Dr. Williams' ealedicine Co., Brockville, Ont. .• GOOD, ADVICE TOO. "Sir," he said, as he stalked Into the . clergyman's study, -"you are the raitn who tied the knot,, I believe." beg' yourspardenet said ,the clergy- manelooking- up from his sermon.: - • "You performed the marriage cere- mony for me, didn't You?" • • "Yes, certainly, Mr. Willings. What may 1 itsk—". • . "Then you know What the rights' of a husband are?" * "Why', yes,*in A -general 'way." "And the rights of a wife?' "Of .cdtirse.' "Well, now, sir, said the caller,' draw- ing a chair up to the 'clergyman's 'desk and taking a seat, . "haseet wife a license teto tortureher husband?" rt"Certtiinly•not.'-- ,• ' "If she makes his life miserable he has redress, of course?"' - "Yes; but I ehould*advise—e-' "Never: mind your advice now Well Come to 'that, later, -My Wife complains that I' don't shave Often enough.' " "Oh, that's a small matter." "Is it, sir? Is it? lust wait! I told her that was my affair,fand then she eaught the -children to cry when ',kissed .them, so that she could Bey that inet rough chin hurt them." • "That hardly showed a Christian--" "Wait a minute! . yesterday morning 1 found them playing with a 'cylinder of a broken music box. You ,,know how • that seems to the touch?' "Certainlyee-Le. _ . • Melte She'd taught: there, to call 'papa's . "Really, sir, I must admit----" '"Wait tilt I'm fleished. To -day on of there got up on my 'knee, passed his ,liand over my chin, and called, it 'Papa's music -box.' Now, .sire• I ask of you AS Christianernan and as the man who tied the knot, *hat shall I do?" , "Get shaved," replied the clergyman, , .1,- • - 1-7 ree Gifts of Toliet Soaps t700 SUNLIGHT SOAP athcl SET THE IPIKEMIILINES The Coupons, are the &Me SS) CaSil because they calk be exchanged for Toilet Soave I for which, you have to pay out money every week, tjsers of sxmix.IGHT and CIIEERFIJIA SOAPS Can get their TOILtT :SO'APS for nothing.. Read 'circular in very pa e„ or write ua for Premium A gift.is,-of little value if itconsistof somethiug you have no use fora In exchange.foi Sunlight Soap Coupons you can ;get Something you need and use every day. SAVE SUNLIGHT SOAP. COUPON Lever Brothers ILI•mlewl, IC01402144;4 CSI1C11114111% • SCI1001..S IN JAPAN. Over Five Million Children are Getting hese-1'00n. - The number of Publis schools in la - pan is at present 2438, in which 5,- 084,099children are taught by 108,360 teachers. istinetyi.three and twenty-three hundredths per cent. of all childrencl achool 'age go to these schools. - In 1873 29 per cent. of school age children went to the Public schools, in 1883 '51 per cente and in 1893, 59 per cent , A "I'm tired of life! In fact, I wish I were deactrsighed the despondent man. "Then why don't you see a doctor?" re- marked the cheerful idiot. RHEUMATISM 410 PARALYSIS. Their complete home cure. Poet • free, to readers of this papa., Vor limited period only. A emeesore• illuistrated -treotine. !Avg Mfull deR ncription of heumatism an Paralysis, with instructions for, a ewe - rapid increase in attendance is noted air Plletea Irret culo, (1671ibtiti thIld most ter the Chinese war. The percentage ;L:',',,,sn'i'eed t • re` of attendance of boys compared With tee by inealeet lkAlrfir VgdhlellY:1°f_11.3'. " that of girls` was 40 to 15 in 1873; thelatruetiva hoot( .wair written by W. H. ernsan _who haus ynades, a difference now is only 7 per cent. The', Ytt4d°"---:r1"-h—nti11 attendance at the evarious cornmereita graduateofTresetre., ;rAeeerrgac. and industrial schools was as wurtzburg." Send postal to -day and In 1901, 36,000; in 1902, 95,000-1.e., only 5400 less than the number in 'the inter- mediate schools. e The university for veo- men held its commencement exercises recently: 86 graduates receiving the so- called accutemyediplorna and 132 the un- iversity diploma- • # HAS BEEN ALL RIGHT EVER SINGE T. II. BELVEA, P. M., PROVES THAT DODD'S,KIDN'Elt Pli!..LS CURE Some Year's Since He: USed Them Now: , „. •• • • and He Has fla4 Good Health Ever * Since .— Story eof Well-Knotvp New . . itnereswick Man. 'Lower Windsor, Carleton Co.,. N. B, e Feb 26—(Special).—"Yes, I have •goo health ever since I used Dedcrs „Kidney Files." The speaker was Mr. T. H. Bel - yea. postmaster here, and one of the most highly respected Men in this part pf the' country, Asked to give his ex- perience with the great Canadian, Kid nee Remedy Mr. Belyea. ,contiotied: - "1, had been troubled -With my kidneys 'for numberofyears. I tried several kinds of plasters and other kinds el mediates, but did not .seem to get any lasting benefit. lie.aring Dodd's Kid- nett- ?Ms so highly recommended I de- cidled' to try them 'and they made a complete'cure of Me. That is two years ago now and as I said before I have had good health ever since used Dodel's Kidney Pills." e Docid'seleidney Pills cure once and for all. . There is no stage or form of end - hey Disease that they do not cure com- pletely and permanently,. TALL. QUEENS AND SMALL. -KINGS. - , 'MIS is the age of tall Queens and small Kings. It is a curious fact that in the ease of nearly every Royal married, couple in Europe. the 'wife is taller than the husband The Czar wlio is' wrist& softly, as be returned to his work. erably below the average hefght of men , WORRIED MOTHERS.' Much,' Of the worry Which every Mother of young children undergoes, Would be .spared if the mother kept Baby's Own Tablets on hand and gave are oteasional dose 'when the child was Whit, cross.. or feyerish. Nearly all the ailments of childhood can be traced to 'the stomech, bowels or rieething. For these troubles no medicine can equal Baby's Own Tablets, and the mother has the guarantee of ,4 government ' analyst that this medicine is absolutely " tide. Mrs. Kenneth McInnis, Lakeileld, Ont., says :—"Babeets Own Tablets are ' perfect medicine in every way .• There will be tut sickly children in the honias where they are used.", Sold by all medi- cine dealers or, by Mail at ,25 cents a bee by writing The Dr. Williarns Medi eine Co., Brockville, Ont.. • • PlIONOditAPII WON ,ESIATE. Son Bad the„ Instrument ,Under Dying ' Father's Bed. Alois Szabo, the son of, a, weelthy pea- sant Of Szegedin, Hungary, who died recently, has been Arrested for forging a will by means of a phonographs Shortly before ,the death of the father, the setesante viere ealled into his room d heard 4 voice proceeding from the ed nay: "I leave all my, property to my • eldest son, Aloite and my other children are to get nothing." . .,, , As 4 vereed etatement made by a les- ' lator when' on the point of death, in the presenee of witnesten, constitutes a valid will in lItirigary, this disposillon of the ' peasant's property was mnheld in the courts. A RV deem ttgo however, Alois' ' les i. Al'eSg, Wail Whom he thadequarreled, in formed the police , that the vole° the .r 1, heard' was tot that of, his father, hitt that Mae had spoken the word:* into, a phonogreph, Ile had placed the instill- reseit 'under his tatiteiee led, azid whert the old man ha(1 tont coneciotienese calWd the server& in and eet it going. The, peliee 'MeV:VA his le tliee, Ainl ttillnd eke plietiogeepli reeeril as dee tatted.. tveales et now to )w'' 1j, with frau& , is telly a head shorter than his beantiful and majestic Czarina.. The Kaiser, Nebo is a ..well -grown man, is, nevertheless, overtopped e by/ the' German Empress. King Victor Emmanuel of Italy scarcely readies , up to ,the shoulders of • Queen Helena, who is an unusually tall woman, while he is a diminutive man. King Charles of Portugal is also over -topped by his Queen, although he makes un rotundity of body whet he lacks lie height. AN UNRECORDED ONE. It was a custom of the celebrated hum, orist, Sydnee Smithy to have the mem. hers of his, household assemble in his :study every for prayers, each one tatting part in reading 'the ptissage of Scripture appointed for the day: Ono. mornitig, es. the reading firoeeeded, the word patriarchs came in a verse That 'fell to the turn of an Irish servant -maid, who 'pronounced it. partridges. , Everyff one present smiled except, the &mews wit himself', ode) said .nothing until the remarked to her. "It Was too bad of you, Mary, to make game of the patriarchs."' , you will receive the book free by re. tur,n.--Address, The 'Veno Drug Co.. 24 King. St., .Went. 'Tfisorito. FIIST COME. Physician (lookinginto his anteroom where te number of patients are waiting) --"Who has been waiting the longest?" Tailor (who has called to present his bil))--"I. have doctor. *I delivered 'the clothes to you three years, ago." Many 'patent Intdfeine$ hANC4 .come and tone, 4 but pickle's Anti.-Consnmptive Syrup continues to occupy "ss 'foremost piri,ce 'among reinedies for coughs and :olds, and as a, preventive of decay of 14he lungs. it is a Standard medicine that widens itts sphere 01 usetnIziess year by year. if you are in need of something to rid yourself of a • cough Dr cold, you, cannot do bettor than try Sickle's Syrnp. ,• DO IT HERSELF. "Do you. favor ethe idea of the whIP- ping-post for wife -beaters?" "No, °int'," answered 'Mrs. Euphemia Goober. "While. I can hanle a anoP, stick or flat •iron 131 'ten! to dat job myself. Den 11: know it's done right." ' „ wet It stay where you pot it? oh, ye .3 "in. 1106 L's Menthol Plaster will, and it wia quickly cure rheumatic pain, lumbago, sciatica, lace &else neuralgia, ete • , He entered the drawing -room and seated himself on the green sofa Just as he had been doing e three nights each week for the last eight, years. "Speaking of science," he yawned, "i see some.pro- lessor says the world will last 100,000,- 000 years longer." "I am so glad!" 's,he exclaimed. "Why so?" "You willyet have time to' propose!". •, It Keeps the Muscles, Pliant.—Men' given to ,muscular Sports and exercises rid . those who softer nruscular 1 pains rom bicycle riding will And Dr. • Thom. Eclectrie Oil something worth: try- ing. As a lubricant it milli' keep the muscles' pliable and free from .pains which often folio* • constant us'e ,.)Of them, without *softening them or im- pairing their strength. For bruisie% sprains and cOntusions it is without a DO0c• IlIONI/ IS YOUR' HAND SHAPED? Simple Rides, by Which Yon Can Reveal! Nature. Palmistry is divided into two branches ,,,—chieognomy, the study of cheract& by the general shape and proportions of the hand, and the older, chiromancer, the reading of the lines and•surfaCes of the palm. t) That •the hand inclictitest thee character is a Matter .of every -day e though* some doubt the relatio veribus Mice to, the events of despite most convincing (widen contrail. ' To read 'characteristics in the hand is not a difficult matter, and the study is interesting'.and profitable. Here are the principal types:— • Large hands are the hands of Peo fond of very fine work, or intent tipan the minuttut of life; they generally write a small hand; are great•sticiders for ow quette; are easily offended , by little „breathes of ceitirfe.sy. • Small , hands show the opposite. 'fheir 'owners write a .largo hand, look at things in a broad, quicicly &alleged mari- ner, are easily pleased and slowly offended, are not fond of delicate work, 'devotions were over, when he quietly and prefer the bustle of life to its smaller duties. , The soft hand is that of the poetie temperament, one ruled by imaginatien,. nerees or the senses. Hence it is more frequently a WOM0.11f$: hand. , If soft, to flabbiness these characteris- tics are inereased till they become lazi- ness, selfishness, heartiesenese. These. are often the liana of the:traitor and thief. The hard hand denotea practical and generally intaginative nature. If the hardness it not exaggerated it is the sign of a etra.ightforward- diepositiori, fond of activity and even herd .worle An exceedingly hard hand will sho lack of intelligence,lirutality and indit ference to pain in other' as weirae ill one's self. _ If tlie ' paint is thin, (skinny arid flier .ow it indieates tiniidi$y, inettrinees an oVerty ot intelleet; also a lack kl energy. I A very thick palin, 111 te soft hand eeneuality, material herein*, over.coie, A very thick palm in a hard hand evith Sheri, fine -fere that of the umeicilteel, un- ambitious Inliorer; with a brel thumb the brutal eriminttl. A very hollow WM invariably denoto Nita. A in like 1 ( erience, of the ne's life e to the . If you world be, classed at a good fellow, all you have to do is applaud your fOol friends, • .4.,44,4*Aerimre044.4454w4A40444,1404,004103,04ittliiiiawiWi eees ,,,....-7.-- DODD'St ' A. /....-- :;.;::-. K I El N Ey f0 , .„..a.., , ......„,s,,,, PILLS . X4P 1 i \N: 1 \-, 0is. KIDNEY._if ,.. 414,itiEtif:.1.7-01 itti. 1,1: . 1,,,GHT.s i31 ',I Aoryr Vs. ,4 ONE IS JOY. What joy one little baby, brings! When he his nightly squall begins, You ho him to, your breast and ,bless :Your lucky stars die isn't twins. 111,14/...111111 Nature „Revolts Against High Living and it has set its seal to. it by adding to mart's ailments the ecourge of diabetes.. Eminent medical men until recently pro- 6141,med it a "Ma pure" •disease, but South American Kidney .Cure has knocked down -their pet fallacy and has .proved Itself master of kidney disease in all its forms. Relief in.6, heurs."--1.10. 'EXPERIENCE TEACLIES. "It's a, great thing to be single." "We bachelers realize that." ,"I3ut not as a married man 'does." simugitt kepis saner taan enter leaps, , bntla liest whea.used is tb• Sunlight way. .tlay 'Saatiolialliset sued follow &miaow. Once in a 'while the Man whoIs too lazy. t� werk poseseas a reformer. . • Not a Nanteating P111. --The excipient of a pill is the substance which enfolds tee ingredients and makes up the pill nines. That of Parmelee's Vegetable pins Is so compounded as to preserve their molisture, and they can be carried Into Any 'latitude , without impairing their ;strength.. Many pills, in order to keep, them front adhering. are rolled in powders,_ Which. Prove nauseating to the taete, Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are so prepared that they are agreeable to the most delicate: - a. THE FRENCH PRESIDENT. Ile Is a Total Abstainer and Also a Foe ' of Tobacco. France's' *new President, M. differs from all his predecessors in office in that he ts not :only a -total abstainer but also a foe of. tobacco. President Loubet loves his pipe, as did. the late President Faure. But Fattier% is averse to tobacco in any shape or term, and, while hemakes' excellent, wine,. which he . sells and gives awe/; he never drink's. -,Oti the other hand, he'Is - pas- sionately fond of Music, for which Lou - bet has as 'little, ear as had Faure, Grevy, Marshal' MacMahon and Thiers. He is fee good a shot as President Loubet, and an infinitelybetter one than .poor Seidl-Carn.et.•- • , president Fallieres, who is an agnos- tic, is deeply -attached to his umbrella, which accompanies him, on all and every occasion, and which will from now on become a favorite subject for French political caricaturists. Theonly other rulerevelio Ines ever been given to um- brellas. was King Louis philippee•whe was rarely seen, without one, and .h whose hands it took 'the place of 'both sceptre and mord: - Yet, in spite Of this analogy of tastes, it was. Fehieree who, as. Premier, was responsible for the ex- pulsion from France of King Louis Phi- iippe's,grandson, the late .Count of Paris, and of the Duke of Orleans'. ' M. .Fallieres is married, and the couple have two children, 4. son practising et tele Paris bar, and an unmarried daugh- ter.e. Mattamee'.,F,allieres is described as "kindness personified. The worthy lady' is a pattern housekeeper,. and it is even said that she is not above paying an occasional visit to the nearest market. She is extremely charitable." M. Fal - Herat has always .been, extremely acces- sible to pallets, is well known for • his. hospitality, and, altogether, has the mak- ing of as capable and popular a Presi- dent as M. Loubet has shownbirnself, uring his, e.eVen years' term of office. mon AND STUDY. A' Collette *Man's Experience. 1 ' "All through my high school course and first year in college," writes an am- bitious young man, "I struggled with my studies on 4 diet of greasy, pasty foods, being especially fond of cakes and fried things. My system got into 'a state of general disorder tend it was difficult for me to apply'myselt, to school work with •arly degree of satisfaction. I tried differ- ent medicines and food preparations but did.notseeena able to correct the difil- eulty. "Then ' rny attention was called to Grape -Nuts eood and I sampled it. I had sto do something, so I just buckled down to it rigid observance Of the directions on the package, and in less than no time began to feel better, to a few weeks my strength was restored, my weight had increased, t had re clearer head and felt better in every partieular. My 'work was simply 'sport to, what it was for; nierly. "My sister's health was badly run doWn and she had beeome "to ,nervous that she could not attend Ao her mueie. She went on, Grape -Nuts atid had the same remarkable 'experience that I had. Theo zny brother, Frank, who is in the postoffice tleparement at Washington ('.iLyj and bad boon trying to do brain work on greitsy ifoods, cakes and all that, joined the Grapt-Nuts army. I showed him what, it was and couid do arid from a broicen.doviat eondition Ito has de" 1' into 0, hearty end ellitient 111411, 'Besides these I toul(l give account Of ntenbere of nes fellow -students who have made visible improvement Mentally tirvi1. physically by' the use of this food Child (*triad a 'fhb dok)----Motlitil will Name given by , Poettull Coo, Battle reit Wool*coinit Se abut Mb* lei* :re c, 1 . dowt 1.htres a res sore IleAd the little tette; leie,IllotItitr (d0Whatilrit)-1 did shut IL °the 14)&1 to Wellville," in pkg., t YIat}d---W.wall, o.csoins me opok tt. PART WAR PEOPLE WE TEA bteallfle it is tightly, sealed in lead packet*, not 10$111r about 130100 Liice ordinary bulk ku NSLIOIE RIOISON is 011'0'14 *atched tree° 41 PLANTATION TO HOME and pleases sIL • • ONLY ONE BEST TEA—BLUE RIBBON TIM • (0, Wind. Water. Storni. and flri Proot. as awa teel Shingles Made from Painted or Galvanized Steel, et prices vitryhig IrOin $t* to 0.10 per hundred square feet covering measure. This Is the most .deatrable cov- ering on the market, and is an ideal covering for Muses, Baru. Stores. vators, ChurcheS, etc. Any handy man can. lay the'"OSHAWA" *Ong*. A. hanuner...and snips are the only tools required. We are the largest and •oldest company of the kind under the' With& flag, ''and have covered thousands of the best buildings througtsost Canud*, making them , FIRE, 41f4TER AND 1.101-1/Th11110-PCIOOF We also maunlacturesCO ated Iron in long /sheets, Conductor tiVie lot EAVE TROUGH plc. METAL SIDING: in 1m1tatzot, of brick at stone. METAL CEILING.,4, in IMO d Write for Catalogue No. 141I an free samples of HOSIIAVAI"'Shingles. *Mk to -day. " 1029C3ES 10.i3X)3taaatteelEt 3PMCKIE*Z.113, 111111M111Ai, QUE. 'OTTAWA, inn: reiawri. SIM mutest, eel; WIMUYIE11. ViaNilltniffh SIAL MOWS' $t. 42*S4111111 $t• 11 Cilingerna St $0 111114.110 SilLaseniird St. OS pease! et. wads Tiotai*staimmit Osvialg, . . Licari Office and, Works, °show** 0.4.0 TWo In CanadaWestern- ed laads iss • Saskatchewan, only $ miles frees two railways 418 G.ZP. Stress soil, 00 per oust. Plquel .21PrA °19.14o 919/4169. . About IOUs ME. of Dachau "Siam. It...to.se ,.wi, Write for map sad fall partiesdars. ' R. PARSONS -ps Wellesley Streit* Tereitto, Canada, DANGER U DEVOTION. "Bliggins" wife thinks he is the great. est man in the world:" "Yee. That's very pretty and proper. The only trouble is ited he is getting 13liggins to think so, too." 111 fitting hoots rule' ahem •-•• CLOW, .corns. • -Hollowsky'is C0111 Core is -the axticle to use. , Get a bottle at once and' cure your corns. , Rheumatism ,Ourocil.' Why do",you suitor -Stairs Slagle Rheumatism, Cure relieve this worst oases, of *Ants, chronic, or inflammatory .rheulaatisia in hours. livery 'bottle ho, $ .._"46",i31.4M104te to cure. Hundreds. of mart "'• cures have 'Wen made inall parte of Canada. if YOnr• driest cannot, give you Stares, take no 00.4 • sen direet to . 41.00 per bottle. Osborne Remedy ce,. 17$ Vsnire It ;rano% Oft THE PEACH BELT First Surgeon—"And the operation was perfermed pet in .time?" Second Sur 'Send for our net of Urns, .10 -sere fruit lots 4,,.... 1.4 in the 'South Okanairan and georv--, Ye; • an another day Abe patierit inAlkateesinV4lisys. stating paititular roorliat . would' have--recoverect :without it.'" want, 5.11(1 WO will And something to suit you.. —4- . tailvrays. Climate not to Ise el:celled. Locatioask d price*. Get in in advatteis of the new new's Ointment will cure this,edisgests .14* c* KB?"41)41414 Eczema liagestea in Ag- for homes ou,aeautUut takeg,toa riv•ra, pentictou, Okanagan mac.. CoIslinhla ing skin disease without' tail. It will • also cure Barber's Itch, Tetter, Sall •APPLE TREES. Rheum, and ell skin eruptions. In from •- three to six nights it will cure. Blind,. ' Before buying write us, or see otfr , Bleeding, and Itching Piles. One ,aPpli- agent near- ,you, for priew We hittre cation brings comfort to tnemost irre, the largest- stock of -fruit --treesetobe tating cases,. 35 cents. -111.. found in Canada. We pay the freight: .. ,Brown Brothers Company, 7 *; Nurserymen, Limited, Jones, here's the ring." "You may keep ' BroVvris Nurseries, Ont. it on one condition Miss Smith." "What's that?" '"That you keep up the payments *•••.- ts -"Now lhat our engagement's -,off, Mr. on it" • EU ATIS 44.444;44444.... Allen's Lung Balsam, °free from narcotic, navel' more useful tha11 when it rids the children ,'ns any form and, cold perspiring feet positively of cold and MIMEOS the, mother's 'anxiety. It sired within 80 days, by our newly patented =Ads a friend of everyone who weir it. kiagnetio Dials or money promptl,y refunded, liaa.ed anzwliere $1.00. Write for dem:anti,* • • sooklet: gente wanted.. MA.ONJOr0 HUE Unele—"How do 'you like your • ern- 11ALTISisl Cling PO4, Shocbcnnicli,Quebnci ployer?" Tommtr—"I tink he's bigoted." Uncle—"In what way;" Tommy -- "Well, he tinks dat words oughter 'be spelt his way all de Lime." ' 111.!...,“••• Indigestion .Can't Stay wleere Dr. Von Pineapple ' Tablets are arrayed • against it. Thomas Smith, of . Dover, Ont., 4eeeels "I am delighted with them e-Aronealmoet the first using I have been entirely relieved of the pains of indigos- tion—I have the greatest confidencein the Tablets'. Sand heartily recommend than to any and every sufferer from stomach troubles." 35 cents.J112: An old gentleman, on taking his first SOS trip in rather a leaky vessel, observ- td the men working the pumps. "Dear me," he said, "I did not know you had a well on board, Captain; but I'm realty, very glad you have, for I ' detest sea water!" • ' Row to Cleanf4e the System.— arme. lees Vegetable Pills are the result 01 scientific study , of the effeeta of elc- tracti of certain roots rind herbs upon tdbcte otiblgtstlt 'tfg:ititY tigit.st they regulate the action of the lister and the mance-re purity the blond, and fgg tar' ..)taeXurlifile; tro"Ta.9°k1: take and Wis. action 1, Mild and bent* AC1S.14 • thii really A camel's hair breih, marmot?" "Yes dear." "Funny! I ddiet see hoty a camel ean ever brush its hair with that thine Physical Pala and mental anguish afflict th• `ylotaut of Wu diseased. Get rid of, both br rob. bing Wervar'S (Awake on the heated r itching, figured face. 'Abe relief given is Among the Wenders of medicine onioNANWA.44 SWAN NECK MARK OF BEAUTY. Among the Padttunge front tit Karme- n' and Shari States, recently inepected by the Prince and 'Princess of Wales, the swan neck is esteemed so great a ttearkeOf beauty that extraordinary pains are taken to aequire it. lAr early as poie eible in the life of the female infant, bress rods, 4 athird of an inch in I! diameter,. are ol ed. arotind the netts end are added to. pe fodically so as to keep The longer eli ncoli the greator the the neck iri ri, e nstalet' *tete of tension, heady, arid' some of the Pridaunga carried, from twentyto twentrave coils. , ., MOTI1Eft WANTED ANYWAY. 'AO Te• Western Canada Land Co HEAD OFFielli 35 NINTH STASET„ .• ROX 8L Braalriden" I Improved farms: and unimproved' wheat and ranch. hinds,' Wholesaletnd retail, in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Al- berta and fruit lands in Southern _cwt.,: flagon' Valley, B. C., Wheat lands On .Saskatebewan, 000, at $7.10 per acre, easy terms till June. 1st to make selections; trio driest 'wri lands. in the world. Homesteads located. Selections made.' - Write or call ' for any information-d..sired, Ellen—"Therers one thing that doesn't . suit me about this engagement" Eve' --"What is it?" Ellen—"Torn have to goup to town •for •this engage. ment-ring. He simpily went up to hist room for it" yoor children are troithledwitli *turn**give them Mother (irftves W,Orzs, Exterminator; state; stir* 'and eget uss17 pour! eland. 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