HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1880-5-6, Page 6• 0' SLUE 1SI'Ay 6, 086
STRAYED OR STOLEN.
abutit the leugth of the roost you are
'going to raise the hens from, press the
:warm edge up against their fe,it, and
then you Itv'ern. Den'give the thing
Away.,
Etitsouraging.- elergyman who:had
been traveling in area -tote part of tl e
\Vest was asked by a pious old iady il.
he nanc
il seen any eouraging. signs ot
the spread of religion. 'S beard SOIlle
1,11idg,' Said he, rather hesitatingly.
nco
'which you might call eeraging. A
I Poet:vet a oaten, a women cried o It tt
her domelke i ;-• ‘ifernelly Anti you mere
seitrly-heitiled cuss, come right in to
prayers.
Varfilmhp
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l'hens On you. ever tried. Cut the hcatd
!elen.e thing which has no life move?'
'asked jeseph Crooke of Eli Perkins.
4010ourae they CU,' replied,Perkins.
..'Why last year I saw wateh Spring, a
rope walk, e herse fly, a match box, a
P`munt stand, a mill dam, an oyster
fre„ and a cat flab ; and this year,' ceu-
timied Eli, exeeet to aee a peach
blew, a kin sling, a brandy mash, and
'Anythiug more, Mee Perkiee
`Why, Yes, I expected to Bee a stou.
tame,. a eau break, an.1 a bank ruu.'
'Did yon ever see a ,41ine ahem, gum
buil, or hear. a codfish bawl ?' asked
M. Cooke.
'No, but I've seen a plank walk, a
horee wlup,n tree toed, and 1 would
not be eurprised some day to sea the
great Atlautie coast. the Pacific slope,
tree box,
By the way, err. C toke,' neked EU,
'cell you telt me the difieteetect between
trt'e fuel your motlee•itelaw e
•Ne,I dun% see the dif!ereticiebrother
Perkins.
Well, the difference ;a thiserne leeve.
iu the spring and the other &lift lease
atit11.*
AS Mr. Cooke loft. Ell told hirn tha!
be had often seeu a mysterious thiuv.
--that he had seen a uniform smile.
'Why, I've often -seen a strord fish, '
laid (*Janke, 'rye etton lettis skit)
bouts too. and mace 1 SIM 60038 ahet.
ors bele shoes. Tea,' ha ceetinued.
f.e. Perkins. I have heard the bark o.
a tree—actually seen the tree bath,
seen it holier aud ColL1111811 00 to leave.
The tree lint g on to its truok, which
they were trying to seize for beard.'
Eli told Cooke—bnt never tided the
rest. It was suffittieut that the Cooke
and the church boll were told,
NOT 'MUCH -LOSS.
A. young lady went to n drug stori•
NIonday, located not far flout the mar-
ket house, and had a prescription made
•UP.
'How much r ingnited the lady.
'Fifty eents.'. said the oletk. •
'But I have only 45 cents with me,'
replied the enstomer ; can you let WC
ilaso it eir t1i t ?'
'No, ma'nee,' said the clerk, 'but you
can pay me :five cents when you coup
ri
ag,ain.'
'But suppose 1 were to ate r Baia the
lady jecularly,,
'Well, it watilaift be a great loss,'
wes the smiling retipont.e.
And imuidiately the andIng clerk
.vttheretI from the flash ou
he lady's face, that he had been niis,
inderstood, and, before he could ad -
•ure her tha it was the little balance
and not her that would be uo great, JOSH,
dhe had bound otit at a go -as -you -
please gait, ani beyond the sueud
voice.
. WIG WAS CAIN'S WIFE?'
HUMOR.
The Rev. C. McOarthy, who preaches
The latest—a tuote paiL
A wag says of a. toper : his um bas
passed the rubientel.
• Dead business men tell nu teles ii
the advertising columns.
Gum ambits was discovered iu the
mucilage.
A journeyman beet -tapper is a, sole
jenr
lbere is more fashiee in the
mote ki tiles in the eonntry.
Telk18 cheap—nulese et lawyer doer
• tne talking, .
ve had illy spring cleaning, remark
ed an incipient tramp BS he loaned over
the garden gate;• cleaued right
out.
The only time says the Pitiladelphii•
Cbrouiele, that oleomargaitte steetess-
hilly takes. tits place of butter is whet.
it catches a fly and holds it.
A receut poet says :- 'As ehe sighed,
he sighed.' If they were eluting side by
side, it might have been a great sighed
worse.
It is a little late,. but the Czer
accept our coegretulatious. It Ise'.
often a man who le late for (limier es
capes being blown up,
A read•dy answer : Very red -h sired
raseenger—'1 say, guard, why ou earth
don't the train go rjeuarct--‘Goed gra-
ciou.s, eir 1 put your heed illy 13'1a, Dull
you ezpeet to go. on while the clangel
signal is (nut IP
Bs idgport, grono.): Standard r An ex
ebaoge says teat Wil helnee lies.st stand
thg offer of four thousand five •ittisidree
dollars Mr hie violin. There is a mai
on Main street whose violin wool;
he cheap at twice that provided h•
couldn't get ano'ber.
'Neoessity Loewe not Taw,' said a
member of the ber one day at
eer. 'Are you a necessity 7' asked
a two year.ohl daughter. 'Well I can't
rely. Why do you ask ?.1 replied the
f,tulter. 'Because Mr. Spear says yen
hoes/ nothing about law,' was the iu
eprcent .reply..
There le lb yottng wady in Keokuk,
TA,..vit,, who ts alk f -et lour inches tall.
and she ougageti to be usarried, The
man who is CM 1,er aid in thee words
'Thy ',treaty set my soul! aglow ;
wed the richt oe %slang ;
eerier wititte but little, here below •
Bat wants that little long.'
,his t4esttey writes frown 'Etneaster
040,0.04 tho. Wet to raise hens
441 I,' confidersee„ (Pelee,. in strict
t • Hiienev, a nine board', edge
thd e. 1.. 'd the beet thing le znitfie
every SamIty ro tne 'University
Wa hirTtou Squall,. New Nork, th
eastor of bat is 01111i'd the American
'Tree Church,receetly endeavored to
%newer the question, 'Who was (lain
,vire ? IIs took his text from th fonrtlt
chapter ofGenesie and the seventeenth
verse.. The preecliv Raid tent he lied
• Elected the pee -altar subetetaneomiced.
it the recenest of several members o
tis congregation. Afaio mining that
he ole theories as to ths. meaning of
;he Bible stories had ceased to he ten
able because of the Increased light or
, {cieuce, he s+tid: that the theory held hy
flany as to Gain's wife won }10 have
,•o be abandoned. 'The orthodox an
;n the question,' sail lie, gis 'perhaps
itin married his, sister.' Well, I don't
}rink he did. Now, I Mil geieg. to
,hirk the answering of this ryrteq-tion
[have a theory of our race which othfIrk.
to not believe in. Nine out or ten be• •
leve the -Inman race came from one
• 'air. I don't h.lieve it.. Do you say
hat in heretical ?' Perhaps it is. but
his is not a (petition to be answered
sy those who cling to old theitries. The
Ad thAory can never answor it. In the
lest place, Cain could not have married
tie pi.ztee when be departed to the land
because he had no sirer. When
esti' was born Adam wan only 130 years
ed, a very young elan for those dare,
ma Seth was tfie third child.
T
• k ri a mention of a, ilatteliter. Inthe
•leaned place. Clain departed' to a c.ein.
try wheel there were penplet, nnif be!
Foared Urns'. ipre wanYff slay him bo
al !lee of his rti•tinc., itr d the Lord 1 ecog
nized the prettify of his clanger and set
mark mi him a:at he might be saved::
'Vile Bible nn where states that there
e e only two people nriginetly crease,
Adam wag the gollo,TO stomp for the
111111nil t'SOP, AGA 't11410 11114 ret 'alis 0, e.
tted Ile them.' 1')o yotr believe that et, -
gross and Chinese ere the deRcena,.log
f the progettitorn trial ourselves 7 I
don't. gain wAnt, ever to tis land of
Nod, and there became chief nt a race
GLASdOW
thiell he l'ound there. He built a city.
Ire entail% have (1(1110 alit:I alone.
This, then, ninAt be my answer to the 1
venation ; there Were, rates of perrple.
epee the earth at the titne Cain was!
driven (rot a veenbortil, and from this
Cain took lite wife.' The preacher dwelt
At considerable length at, the lessons
were tbeymoro generally Iwo. Pot
this purpose the NATIONAL Villa are eon-
•vein:out. mild in :team), end eertaie 21
bair elreets, They cleanse tied iuvig
orate, purifying the blood without hind
•-enee oectIliatiou. i CYR ry whom
by Drugeietts aml dealers. Price 21;
001143.
oBswais 4 OVII'X'rtillrliTTS AND blITAIIONfi..— •
rho high reputation gained. bylistix.suo's poo. •
roam, Bst,E4.SZ fur the cure ot Coughs, Cold
and all alseases. of the Thrtrit and Lungs ha'
(i('C11 rise to srurions imiottoms. Tho goon
1151.1 Pneroitat. 1.;st.sssi .11,ts the tattne (7
litigyard the bottle witieli is (Fr th,
largo sizo tual sells at :15 ets. "We think I.'
proper to warn the' against Bkl
kssts bearing othar or roinetVes °from(
a substitute. Look earefully to this ant
'take no vtl.er than Hairt..s.tit's Parrou.si,
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Here vns et...L.—When exy.hydro
11311 Inlet:one:To Wits richt exitilitted 11
Etibibnigh, a poor I% (1(1110), whose richer
would bevel. Weiler her aseent to tie
•ttinielom above, took ht'r eent in thi
lecture -room where the weeitt vs of tike
internment • Wore 811 14?)), and which
.t ere for the 1104)11111e 10 111 1101.
MOO WAS 1111L:51 ill a into 1
4,1110011 -not, IL NVnIi iss
Od into au elephant. tied other tile
mar Vel4 Woro pertorrno,1 du, r
atilt) serest altw 1110111', eh, sat it: rilete
istonialenete. striving,. epteettettithol.
. tt tho disk, lett e hen ee lemith a !let-
tere: 'is was t ritiP4iet 10.4 ilito
t...oe, and llifrottteti 11,'•
lingo eye. she (01)111 "hill Se" no let-
-ter, l! \ly good IR -144 1." N11 eX0iait11011.
"a 0 (11101 Golf go oroligh that Teeri
14 8111110 IlOpe for life Boit Mitts yet 1 -
Repo ? 'yes_ eitie eh:tette eert nit]
ty ihnt, thole is tette(' 1)3 had how
the ifl:"..tuts of limits, Scell.., Frost biter
Sprains and 11 nits. 13at to it It loof,
for ties relief from any 0 her entire,
than by using liagyard's Yellosv OH.
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vhielt purgattves &flII ope.,.jog 111
(timer are not lrottefittal, and •••irk -
neat anti nirovius tui4141 be vote,' led
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htg to
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IMPOZENCE. 9..ud nervoutcompf:ItZttrr:
suiting Arne of wemory, serious inmedimenterbo
marriage, great depression, etc 150 03 pox.: 4
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Imperial /st.tdiesne Alphas, isatilliaP OTom,*
Having commenced businessfor the
Fall andWinte rT rade
We are prepaved to purchase any quantity of
Vork, euhjhet n3411140,11,1
We will take off' two pounds per hundred if
dry, and three pound f soft. Shouliler
twenty-five cents. It any of the bung g'at is
Jet ft, 25 cents extra will be deducted..
No, por te bckght at an price 4
wii•rn;
Si A. 1.7. S A Ci $'•
Pork Cuttings
en baud, at reasonable rates.
We want all Hogs Cutting slight' through
breast tot head, Ivied Plains opened, outto
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you
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B ae k, D fatness. of viiu_
Sion, premature old age alsk
e teakinggN;,egitn
Lo. t-
otally other Diseases that lead to Itisninty or
CothuniptiOn and LPremature grave. f.:&* ^.10a41
particulars our pampltlet, which we ,lesirete
scull five bv mail to every 0110. Specific
Medic:too is soh/by n11 tiruggists at si per paekeipt
or six packages for $6. or win he sent by mail on
receive of the Lumley by addressing •
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157804tls1 itt lilieeterba alt druggists, and ever,v.
where ittemonatt, ,tud 1151. UeltedStatee by whole.
sale and retail druggists,
N,13—'?be demand, of ear business have tones• stiated our removing to Tolt0nt,o00 whiah plane
ploseto addrula all future conatturonatosse..
•DIG ES'I'lkAlf—Cercie nn int 117„
etnt Ushorno,. Noventber n; a htrge sow
Th r owner in 1 have. het '1)11 prnviug nroporty
and pitying, expeuses,, C CliakRIE
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lelfIRFTJMERT,, all kinds,.
}lair 13rtaches,-
Cloth. Brushos'y
No.ill3rtishes,
Tooth Broshes.-
Xn COMBS our stock is coropllete:
TOILET SOAPS 1W ENDLESS VA'RIETV..
Jest arriVett the lorgest stock, per express,.
frops,lnbrillfaCtliTer$, ei
T1t1iIS$118, LADIEtq' ANT) (4,1?&TTSr SHOTIL.,
DAR BRACES, CHEST PROTECTORS.
Horse (null Cattleiledicines a Speciality..
Physicians° Proscriptions and rstinv Reeeip•
enrsfUll.y MAD 110l111 lied lit ng Store itt
00otis Einaorium.. opposite CentrelSo