The Exeter Times, 1879-12-18, Page 3DEM non. n 18. 1879
11UMOROUS.
Ice water k no longer a Ineery,,
A colored seutinel is It bkok f;n txil;
A sell f tr enrols --tine baby' wild
yt I1.
Now beat. year byte bell : bats into
t3UOW tthr1Y31S.
Lightliterature—ta bauk•nu,e With no
balance.
A smile en the face is worth two in
the tumbler.
S people run over before they are
1iu1f full..
fxirt,:vaotn'i w -,Lt; 580 years old when
elle was marriod,
Styles are conshutty changing, but
thtt turkey this year will be dressed in
the seine uld tray.
Vohn1t3' says : . Trani: about your pr.t-
eut`base burning stoves, but mother's.
old slipper is a trot enough base burner
for ate.
We buried hint slyly on Monday night
the raffle with ottt' Shooting sticks turtl-
ing, for he ,vrote a new poem and read
it with il11g11t, in spite of the editor's
w'ttr e i n g.
Ween a. tramp Was offered hit din
ner if he would wield. the scythe for an
hour, the soiilotluieed, 'To dine—no
mower. Ay, there's the grub.'
That was a vie colored mar•,wbo,iu
speaknee of the It ruttiness of married
people strict, '1):a ar 'poi ds altogedder
on hew day etjoys dOit eelvi),.
another fart of the °ba unt:letl, ' ,;frit
she, as they gingerly (centered down
the slippery street. 'Yes,' ittuglled he,
two second; l:Ltet',when a Hair of tl:tinty.
Humber nines shot into a space close
to bis uoee, 'another fall of the beauti-
ful.'
It is dark ensu h fur the young peo-
ple to owing ,'n the gate at htt.lf past
five naw. Itis a siugnlar feet that nes
matter flow nitwit earlier this business is
commenced t; takes just as long to get
through.
Two hien started oat on a wager to
see who could tell the biggest lie, iNo.
1 o:ttallneuced, '.. wealthy •c•tniita•y edi
tor -- whereupon I'To 2 stepped hint
right there and laid the foil; it.
A country correspondent sends 'n-
t'ie gout -harrowing conundrum
do ii<igs thrive better on sour mirk than
on sweet ? And the answer is--bt.cause
they get more of it.
The play was at its height !its tl•e
card room of a well known club, and
from a distant corner was heard 'We
are two to two l' 'And we are two to
two tic. 1' respt.nded a ltleyer at an at'.
j,ainiug table. No wonder that a Ger-
man there present likened our lag-
gua,e to a French horn.
This country ii. full of dofferinti carts-
ed by unpaid labor. An ittclu•ltrione
mon in Uluentt o last week pried off the
lids of six de ks, lroke the lacks of four
money elrawers,aucl blew rip three nates
and netted less than ono dollar. . Yet
we are told that times are improving,.
A cnrreept'ndent wants to know if
Wearitlg a hitt Wilde to make a person
bald. We belie,e it sloes. \Vomeit
don't wear hats and they are not ball
--at least they don't wear theta on
their heads, so they are not baht there,
Hats destroy hair. A woman's het is
worn on the back of her bead, and that
is tine reasou they have tc bny so 51tncll
back Iiitir.
A colored man was asked once why
he did 1101 get married. 'Why yen see,
sell,' said he 'I gut an' old mudder,
if I don't buy her shoes, stbekit:gs, an'
bread au' butter,she wouldn't l;et u we.
Nnw of I was to get married, l w told
he,b to bny dem begs for my wife, nn'
dao would be takin , de stn res r73' stock-
ings an' bread an' butter iiebt out of
my Rudder's motif,
oelebrafed rnilwrw tunnel of La Cinla
which is boing bored through the pea
of the 1'nortnteirt. The tt1'ntel le 8,84
feet lord;, and is located ,600 feet abov
the litre el pe' netun! snow.
Alfrl'.SIAN Wene.s.---Tile slaking of
the deet) artesian well near Ruda
I Pesti, Hungary, is now' compieted ;
the works were commencea as far back
as 180i3, and luring their progress
many interesting facts relating to geol-
ogy and iindergroun 1 temperature
llttve boon brought to light. The total
depth is 3,200ftret, and the tempera -
lure of the water it yields is nearly 165
Fehr. The temp''ratnre of the mod
brought„ up by the borer wile taken
every day, arid wasfound to increase
rapidly, in spite of the loss of heal
rinrtttu its n.teertt, down to a depth of
2;800 to 2,700 fo t. Beyond this point
the increase was not so ruttrkee.
TSE 11.IANu8ACTIJa1; OP TOB#CCC PIPE4
BY :Ileornerew.—Fur many years past
'sweets attempts have been made to
introduce automatic machinery into
the niannfacfnre of clay pipes, It can-
not be raid that these efforts have been
altogether unoneeessful, as there are
tv'ni?111neS for tpurpose of variants
kinds note at tvo k. The ameet perfect
and complete machine of this kind is at
wont in the establishment of White &
Son, Of Glasgow. The manner in
which this latest development of me•-
eltitnteal ingenuity ao,oluplisbed its
work leaves little to be desired. Block,
of ripe clay are inserted at one end of
the machine, a ld they a -e delivered
on of the ether oomn'etely finished,, nt
the rate of neven or eigl.tt a mine's. It
is calculated that the m'tchine will an.
eomplieli the ;vorlt of three skilled pip,.
ninkere.
ip'-
ninkere. 16 'is entirely entrnntiric itt
its netien, mid simply reenires to br,
fed with the raw ntri,terittl as it is della
ered from the pugging mill.
T.ET ; TIMES
taught in then. An effort in the Iden•
k l garien Parliament to make instruction
7 lin the netive tongue oornpelsory in the
e schools was under discussion some
time ago, and was defeated because it
Wes feared that it might create trouble
with the rent of the empire.
A aurae' Wein, UNDER LnvnnN..—But
tt Tittle way from Chtu'ittg Cft'o e, Lan-
don, a narrow alley descends stepplr
toward the river. `1nruirg into thio
by -way we reacihe.d an o1(1 b -ick hnnse,
in nn respect differing from the Orme-
ands that snrreunti it. Knoc'ting nt
the basement doer, a maid nppeated
and lett us down a flight of stone steps
into the cellar. 11cre, penial S fifty
'feet below the level of the Strand, on
what in ancient times meet have beep
the aide of a steep bill, is what ie
known ns the "Old Roman Betio." It
is en arched n•ud vaulted al a')bc'r r'f
brief: ttnrk, which a'ttrgtari'tns declare
conelnsively pr)vos he its cnnetrttc'it n
it, 1t,,man iiii'i,t, filled with water so
perfectly pore that at first we snpposett
it to be empty, it cl that we anw the
'obit,•' brick work of tht' b tto it through
no o her median than that of air. The
bath is thirteen feet !one, six feet
bread, and the wrter stands al a depth
of 'Jervis, five f; et. It isnot only nie -
v lonely (deer brit dt'licinnsly cool. 1
do not wonder that in fide land where
ice is a costly luxury people throng to
the nil Rnm n spring to drink. In the
same bnilding ie anntner bath, evident
ly of later eonstruotinn, which tradi
tirtn,attrihttteS to that Earlof l saex
whe watt the favorite of Q•ieen Eliz't-
beth. The letter is need for bathing.
Re niitnernns limp garments on the wall
bare witness, while the former is kept
as a reservoir of drinking water only.
`Ven ON CIIuucis Gametalllll. ---- Rcar.
Henry Morgan, a preacher of Soule,
note in l3otson, failed last year to se
cure the oouvictiou of twenty gamblers,
because they pleaded that there W..1,9 1 s
much gambling in the Cilnrcbee its
anywhere else. He, therefore, made n
public vow to prosecute the first church
in Boston,nf whatever creed,' het sho•utti
advertise a lottery, and now he wee
felt called upon to give notice, that tf
the raffling by which ttr.i,1 is a -e to be
disposed of at the Oathedr II Fair, is
coumeuoed, according to annonnce-
neent, he will prosecute those under
whose auspices it is laid to the full ex-
ent of the law. . If the tarn is enforced,
t will bear heavily on the money -mak -
ug schemes of inttny a congregation.
ACs1xAatex oer OnI,A,—Charles Ar
Shows, a Uhinnan,becante a ten mer-
chant in 13nston thirty years ago, mar-
ried an American wife, grew wealthy,
and noised in cultivated society. Late.
ly he visited hie natte° land and on re-
turning says to the Boston Hervid ;--
',very thing in China seemed strange
to me ate it did to me win l first catoe
b Boston.' IIo fottud a few social
changes, however. 'Individual taste,
if it lends to a deviation, from the set
fol ne of srciety, ie frowned d wn, and,
so long as that feeling is prevalent in
Oltine, its people are slaves to custom,
opiltinn and ueunge. ,
111TNG>ARIA,t,--The lInti triene are
evoeepingly,jeaalous of their identity as
isttnet and soverigo people, and care-
fnlly preserve their national ttsuages.
tiitft; the letter, however, they have
beach trouble, the teodettcy being ti its
rn.dnnl extirpation before that of the
10r0 nm
uerous fled pewerful'Teutonic,
nee,tvitlt which they are eo joined'•
hat nue or the ()thee ixinst give way.
Cfiertnan is the official andjudic,tl Ian -
WORTH I(NOWING.
THREE Means or Boceeensrevns,--
Some idea of the capacity of the .}3rit-
i�h I1useum library may be gained
from the statement that it contains
three miles of bookshelves weer eight
feet high, and, taking them all at the
ordinary evo size, utero are twenty-five
miles of sbelve•e. Tee donne of the
readingroom i 1 the second targest alt
tine world, the diameter of that of the
Parthenon, limo, exceeding it by only d
two feet, while let. I'nter's, beim; only
1189 feet. is less by one foot. We have
1 0 e 011 instance of the value' of Iron
for, while the piers of the &high Mus- g
cunt deme, oecupy 200 feet, those of
the Perthettou lint 7,477 feet of area. r
Anovr rear~ L,rsvar„---ln this country, t
a miner's honse on Mlunt .fiiticoltt,
Coloractn, is .14,15.7 feet high. In Peru,
a railway village, celled (Ialera,'is 15,-
0,44 ('est high. Near this place is the
A I ousehold 1 ecessity.
flagyard's Yellow 0111s the best rmaedy in
the world fur the following cotnplaiutll:-
Cratnps 111 the limbs and stomach, pain in the
ride, rheumatism in alt i's, forums, Golic, Non.
nitwit, Flesh'wounds,Spinai complaints,S praiiis
and Bruises. Don't fail to procure, it. Its egyil
was never kerma for removing paid in all
cases, For internal and external use. Sold
,by all derders.
DO NOT RRAD THIS
ri_ axing received a lot of new machinery,1
!Lwould inform the. farmers of the sur-
rounding country that T am prepared be manu-
facture all kinds of Horse Bakes, Barley
Forks, Grain Cradles, Snaiths, ot'e, and having
secured the services of a first-olass Turner, 1
alu.prepared to do
ALL KINDS Oli' TURNING
on the shortest notice, and for style and price
I defy competition. Always on hand a lira.
class stock of Fork and Shovel handles, 14Ii11
half a guile south of Exeter.
A. COTELL.
QTBA.YED froth Lot 15, S. I3. Ste -
alien, on o'• about the 5th August last, ono
whito',tee)! with red ring on the nose and rete
oars,'9 yearn old • one gtoyish steer 2 yoars old;
one gt oyi h heifer 9years old; one yearl n alas,
red and 'white ; one ruooley heifer, light rod, with
vlate, Any information leading to theirreeov-
ery trill be huudsoulely rewarded.
JO RN nclr,"T.TA'? net'.,.
LEGAL
ti
H. CADDY,
13A.I ISTE1 61; ATTORNEY
As furry, Solieftor, &e. 0131ce, Pausou's Moult
Exeter.
A LIDING HAIRDING, & WHITE],
Barb; LOTS, Attorneys, Solicitors, Cont-
$iouers,B, lt., &o,
tai rer-Rurro.r's BL.00s, Water trent, Si
1l:+ ry's.
Jou N R . 35 &nnrxa,15. W. 1I&Rnr) a. IL.A.L.WrrxT1:
'fir 11IuDIARMID,
t lttt t.TC1t,NOTARY, CONVEYANCE]:
T,UCAN ONT.
tUIDICAL.
li. IlUTOLIINSON, 141ernber of
kJ the (college of Physicians and Surgeon soi
'ttrtnrio, &c., &o.. Office next door to 1, catlings,
Hain Street lSxoner
fl Ll•. II VN' DMAN. .—CORON 11:1l FOR
the (county of Hu eon. limce,noxttloor to
tTr.I. Carling'sstore , F xeter.
W. BROWNING M. D. C, 141.
�. a P. i , Graduate Victoriat7n yersity Ofilee
cndresideuce. a)orr. nion 1.abm•tttoiv..Exeter.
lee C. MOORE, 11f. D. 0. M.
L �+• Graduate of Bef=all Jniversity, 3ront*eel
i)lltceaudresidence,15reter,On 1. 0;1ice 1. ocrs—
Sto10a. in and ?to 10n.Irl
TAR. 3. A. ROLLINS, M. 0. P. S.
0., Victoria S`. Crediton, Ont. Office born e
tour 0 to 10 a. in.; 2to5p.in.
LU'TZ, M. D.,
• 'Jitt a at his residence, Exeter.
TIR. IRVING, GRADUAT1i ONI-
VPRSITY TrinityCollogehtemi,erOnitot;c
i'nvsioians and suruoouf Op:.., olllceICirkton.
HOTELS.
`iENTRAL 1{OTEL, CRLD1�C()1
J --Wm. 13akor proprietor, This hetet lens
been newly hrrnishedartd fitted ni, in first close
atyle. largo and convenient Show Rooms for
(Rutinernial Pravetiors; best of Minors and ciearc
at the Bar. AttentiveISostler, always on hand
IX 21-3m, WILL CAM BARER,
DRINCE OF WALES MOTEL.
CrIN VON. G. SW,t17.TS having purehased
the above hotel, and fitted it throughout, now of.
tern first -mass accommodation to travelers, Good
liquor and cigars at the bar. Good stabling lull
attentive hostler on hand. E eery attention paid
to guests.
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