HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1879-12-4, Page 3DECEMBER 4, 1879
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WIT' AND HIJAIOR.
What do the militia to go into oath
pilar ?
A call for arms—Tho baby's wild
yell in the middle of the night.
She certainly had a pretty foot, but
after all it didn't malto half so much
i,npression on him as the old man's.
"She is already a malicious woman,"
says an ingured husband, "who2 will
put long hairs on a man's coat just to
make lue wife mad enough to sue for a
divorce."
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Elie man who snores, and, who
knows that ho snores, and who won't
put a elothes•piu on his nose when
going to bed has the blood of an army
cmltruotur in his veins.
,.Inserting collar buttons into a new
shil`t when your fingers are calci,
one of the thingswhiail the average roan ! in a suit which he had brought against
caul do without breaking the third ex -Alderman Close, growing out of oer-
oomtnandment. taiu laud transactions. The court was
"An Irish crier at Ballivasloe being in recess when Mr. Close entered with
ordered to clear the court did so by the Inverting Telegram. containing a re -
this announcement. "Now, then, all port of the affair. Mr. ()lose remarked
ye black -guards that isn't lawyers must to one of the Witnesses that the paper
had a sensation. Mr. Smith overheard
lave the court." the remark, and asked to see it. He
"We mist agitate," exclaimed on was handed the paper and react the re -
ardent politician of the Seventh Ward; port, and then fell to the floor iu it
"we meat agitate, or we shall perish." fainting fit. Ilia friends rushed about
And thea be agitated it gently with n him fid carriad hint to. the wiudow.
euln o (.$20,0001 s involved, And that
the collector has had to return, in hard
eaeh, about half this sum, And that
William McKay has been forced to give
security fora ainlilar amount. The
money has been used, it is understood,
in land speculation, in which the col-
lector was deeply interested, and in
which it is claimed, he has been very
successful.
It is understood that some thousands
of dollars of worthless cheques were
discovered by Mr. Johnston during hie
examination, and that these cheques
were given in paymeut of duties by the
Custom House brokers, who had re•
oeived the cash from merchants doing
business iu this city.
Toronto, Nov. L7. --The Collector of
Customs has been in the Chaueery
Court all the morning, giving evidence
spoon, and pretty soon it perished, all
but the sugar.
One of our hold young men explain-
ed why he had a pretty girt in his lap
with his arra aronnt her, by saying he
Va.H engaged iu the study of weights
and measures.
"Mr. Smith, father croute to bor-
row your paper. Ha only wants to
read it." "Well go back and tell your
father to send me his sapper. Tell
Lim I only want to eat it."
Deceit always overreachesgiteelf,`as
iu the case of the little :boy who pro-
posed to dead -head himself at a circus
by crawling under the tent, and who
afterwards found that he had got into
a revival meeting instead.
&rattier gaily -dressed young lady
said 'to her Slimly school class "Give
me an illustration of the pompe and
vanities of the world ?" T119 answer
was honest, but rather unexpected:—
"T m flowers in your bat."
-"Sweet to the sweet," said a young
man on passing the syrup to a young
lady at one of our hotels tables. "And
beets to beet," remarked the lady;
shoving the dish of that vegetable to-
ward the young man.
The father of a St. Louis bride pre-
sented his sou -in-law with eighty thou-
sand head: of cattle. "Papa, dear,'
exclaimed his daughter when she beard
of it, "that was so kind of you ! Char-
ley's awfully fond of 6x -tail soup."
An impertinent fop made sport of an
old farmer's large nose, mouth and
shin, but the old fanner silenced hien
by saying' "Your nose, mouth and
chin all had to be made small so that
there'd be material enough left for your
cheek."
Servant, (answering doorbell pnlled
by a little ragged boy) : "Come, go
right away. We've got nothing for
you." Boy : "flayen't asked you for
nothing yet, have I ?" "Servant (ban-
teringly): "what would you have asked
for ?" Boy: "Didn't know but this
house was for sale, and if it was I wan
ted to buy it."
CROOKED CUSTOMERS.
A TORONTO CUSTOM HOUSE SENSATION—IN-
VOLVING FRAUDS AMOUNTING TO OVER
f$20,000—AND A TERRIBLE UPHEAVAL
AMONG THE OFFICIALS—THE COLLEC•
TOR PAINTS AWAY WHEN HE YEARS OF
THE PUBLICATION OE HIS DOINGS-• A
HYSTERICAL 'WOMAN AND A PROFANE
MAN—•ALL THE FRAUDS NOT YET UN•
EARTHED.
Toronto, Nov. 27.—Tho Telegram,
this:p. m. publishes a bong account o
alleged franduteut transactions on the
part of the collector of Customs for this
Port, Mr. Jos. E. Smith sed an assist-
ant named Mr. McKay.
Mr. Johnston, tbo Assitaut Comiss•
ioner of Custotns at Ottawa, one of the
most Y•ainstalting and reliable rnett in
the se'r'vice of the Dominion, heti dur-
ing the past week, been making an ex-
amination into the ledgers and cash
books at thie port, and has discovered
what we have already stated, thatt the
Oath has boon short, and that 6 gross
ham, said, in'conversation, after read-
ing the 141egram's Article, that he had
been aware for some time that there
had been a deficiency at the Custom,
Rouse, but that Mr. Smith had noth-
ing whatever to do with it. The truth
was that he had concealed a deficiency
of x;[0,000 made by one of the chief
clerks of the office; and now that the
facts have become public hewoull have
to (suffer for his good-heartednese. '
Mr. Smith is lying very ill in his resi•
denoe, and the dootorsfear he will have
brain fever if not kept very quiet.
It is stated that one half of the irre-
gularities yet to be revealed have not
been matte public,
'R would advise anyone aufferIng from sum- 1
mor complaints to give Dr. Fowler's Extract or
Wild Strawberry a fair trial."—CARMAN M.
GOVLD,M. D., Castleton. "Dr. Fowler's Ex-
tract of Witt/ Strawberry gives perfect satis-
faction."—TRonus DoaeLAa, Cambray. "Can
recommend Dr. FoICier'e Extract of Wild Straw-
berry witb confideuae."—Jcaon S. S. PECK,
Minden. My customers bear high testimony
to the virtues of Dr. Fowlers, Extract of iVild
Strawberry."—T. STEVENSON, Orangeville. For
sale by all dealers. See advertisement in an-
other column.
Stop that Coagh.
HAOTARD's PECTORAL BALSAM is composed of
the most healing balsams and gums. The
Balsams; which enter into its composition,
were used by natives when America was first
discovered, and were combined with other
tonics, so blended together, that it is a specific
for all affections of the throat and langs. Thou-
sands of bottles are sold annually, and it is
considered one of the standard preparations of
the:day. For Coughs, Colds, etc. For sale by
His shirt collar was towelled, and was- all dealers at 25 ets. per bottle.
er dashed iu his face. He revived in a
few minutes and thea held a longearn
est aoriverstttion with his counsel, Ilon.
1'1. Blake. Then the latter spoke to Mr.
Bigger, and asked for leis cousent to au
adjournment. Mr. Close was consulted
and agreed to the proposition, Mr.
Bake vihited Vice -Chancellor Proud
foot in his private chambers ; and ex•
ulained the turn affairs -had taken, and
au order was made adjourning the cast•
until to morrow morning, at ten o'clock.
Subsequeutly a reporter visited the
Custom douse, when Mr. Mackay de -
counted the whole story as a d— tissue
of lies, and declaited that he knew of a
number ofrascalities that hod takeu
place in the in the Custom house, and
there was a conspiracy abroad to ruin
him. Addressing the -reporter, Mr.
Mackay said 1—°'I tell you what, sir,we
have amongst us hero a set of d—d
thieves and spies and falsifiers of ac-
counts—men who will stoop to any-
tbiug to work out a patty spite, and 1
not afraid to name them, and Gan prove
what I say in a c' urt of law. Thera is
Mr. — ." More Mr. Mackay ment-
ioned three officials, whose names are
not given tutthe public, as the speaker
was greatly excited at the time.
"Could you not come into your office
Mr. Mackay?" asked the reporter ; "it
wile; be more private."
"No, there is a lady there. And you
air," exclaimed Mr. Mackay in a voice
of passion, turning to an elderly man
who was about to• go down stairs, you
are not blameless, in this matter. You
are a scoundrel and a black guard and
a thief—a d—d thief. Yon have done
your utmost to ruin me and oust me
from my position, but I tell you you
can't succeed 1"
"You had better be a little more
guarded in your language," replied the
elderly gentleman.
"I tell you, sir, I have been very bad-
ly treated in this building, and I have
known that amounts have been falsified
for a long time bank, and I will prove
this. I know three of these men to be
d—d thieves, and if killing was not
murder I would not hesitate iu saying
that they shield be shot down like mad
(togs, the infernal v-illiainst"
"My husband is right, sir," exclaim-
ed a lady who rushed from the office of
the chief clerk. "You have tried your
hardest to ruin my husband. You are
a scoundrel, and my husband is an hon
oat man. Just see this, Mr. Reporter,
and see how the papers can lig," and
Mrs. Mackay read as follows:—
'The cash thus taken, has been re-
turned by the Culleetor, who raised the
money, it is understood, by mortgaging
all his landed property to Mr. Atexau•
der Manning, who advanced the neces-
sary cash. Mr. Mackay has given se-
ourity to the Goverument for the
amount he borrowed, some $10,000 or
$12,000.'
'Now, sir, I want you to contradict
this at once; there is not one word of
truth in it, and that man (pointing to
an elderly gentleman) is the cause of
it. Oh, you ieoundrel 1 You hypocrite!
Yon thief !You ought to be put i,t
prison 1' And Mrs. Mackay burst out
crying, u she was lest batik to the o -
Goo.
'Mr. Mackay,' pressed the reporter,
as the gentleman was proceeding into
his oboe,—'If you have any specific
oontradictione to make, I will receive
them with pleasure.'
Mr, Mackay then denied be article
published. This ended tlia interview.
A couple of customs hickey*, were inn
terviewed as to their knowledge of the
worthless cheques, battle), knetr noth-
ing about them.
Mr. Win. :Duels', a lawyer, of Char.
INF
LEGAL
H. CADDY,
BARRISTER & ATTORNEY
it Law, Solicitor, Sm.. Office, Faison'• Block
Exeter.
IAIIDING HARDING, & WHITE,
Baristers, Attorneys, Solicitors, Com-
sionars,B. St., &o.
„BaCc'e—HU'rroN's BLoon, Water treat, St
Mary's.
1„u 5 i5 .TI AnormG, F.. W. ii AnniNG. H.A.L.WIQTR
V i:IcDIARMID,D.A.,
.1 bititITi.R,NOTJR.Y, CONVEYANCER
LUCAN ONT.
MEDICAL;
DR I-IUTCHINSO.N, Member of
the College of Physicians and Surgeons of
)ntario, Sm., &o., Oiliee next door to L Carlings,
Iain Street,Fxoter,
lt. HYNDMAN.—CORONER FOB
the County of Huron. Ufllce,nextdoor to
ifr.T. Carling's store,Exeter.
JW. BROWNING M. D., 0. M.
a P. S, Graduate VictoriaUniversity• Office
and residence. 1)ou nion Laborator v. Exeter.
C..MOORE, M.D. 0. M.
C:radnate of B1cGillUnlversity, bfontreal
Ofhceandresidence,llxoter,Ont. O 11ee 1 oure—
Ato 10 a. in and Ito 10n. m.
DR. J. A. ROLLINS, M.. C. P. S.
1J O., Victoria St. Crediton, Ong Office hoary
roar 9to10a.m.; 2to5p.m.
CLU'i'Z, M. D.,
• Office at hie residonse, meter.
DR. IRVING,. GRADUATE UNI-
VERSITY Trinity College M ember College
Cnvsicians and surreoui On:., otliceKirkton.
HOTELS.
`IENTRAL HOTEL, CREDITON
a J —Wm. Baker proprietor. This Hotel has
been newly turuished and fitted up in first-clags
style. Large and convenient Show Booms fbr
Commercial Travellers; bast of liquors and cigars
at the Bar. Attentive Hostlers always on hand
M 21-3m. WILL CAM BAKER,
PRINCE OF WALES HOTEL.
OLIN VON. G. SWARTS having purchased
the above hotel, and fitted it thron7rb,ot, now of-
fers first-class accommodation totravelens, Good
liquor and cigars at the bar. (Soodstabling any
attentive hostler on hanat. Every attention paid
to guests.
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