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11U 1roliOUS.
A. bouncing !st!Ty*--A rubb'r
Even the buotlaleek anyllis blisinees
io b ir:hta, it,g up.
1.l tttltiten 1'; off Ptl a mirage.
i. yacht, enllhiWidOi) a tiaelt without 't^:nut's C;L!ifurnitl,:pilyraiui;tli, alliaut
ewe ariug. Lunn c,w t. the time rho wedding was to comp off
)Next to a clear t.,l)ttai i(3l.ee., fur solid• the young Man loot his entire fortune.
00 larurt, ef)Ln('s ia11 tLsy. brut' Lro wrote the lady a letter releasing her
" lnarrs''c,
"d0 tr he"� )(I + )e '" il'e)iTl herherel)g engagement. And what (lees
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A MODERN RU'TIa.
A PL'etiy''story was told soma time,tato iu at: exohaege : "A young lady:
from the' SOW!),!), 11'a!i wooed and won by.-
.f.note to {;u s
f vi1 t 1 1 ic
y
6OP(!'.atly 911
f L•t)'('te are displaying their fall that dear good girl do ? ' hy, she
shits, takes a lamp (d wild which her lover
L'\vo duel:, to a fr,rtniul>t have been j uatl smut 11.(+r iu his prosperity as a
t' a ilk ,1.1)04t 8.u,e 110:•Ill1r(tt.. ltcl+ltlI keepsake, Hurl, having it ni nufaotnre'd
UULotlyIltQ F6 ring, fopit't"ds iG. to 1.iln �1ith, the'
it v i man for111• it 'goodness." This is folloltiug inscription : 'Entreat nue
'Isere•. if tt ue. not to leave thee, or to return from fel.
'tills i3,lu4t the solvon of the year 10e1.1a alter tliec: for whither then
141.1,+n It tu, 1L04 a Y01.1/Ig ltil tHt l) �H guest, I wilt go: and where thou 1()dgest,
his mother propose to buy hila a win tor •
suit. 1' will ludgr: thy popple shall be my
"What has erne passed can never be people, rood thy God my Clod: whore
recalled"— a e trt'et cat for itistattoe. though diest; will 1 die, and there I be
Or n. euchre h)ui(1, buried: the Lorca (10 so to me, and more
Hoops aro cowing iota fashion
lgf iu. )loops tiro things to putht moldalso, if nnght but death part thee and
Woman io kkep them ft oui burbling 'mo.' We may add that fortune again
with vanity, smiled on the young physician, and
A wan is always wanting some ont that he subsequently returned to the
to tell hint how handsome ile 1•,Uke. A South to lived the sweet girl ho loved,
wont.) will Inst Amid bcforon glass
and who loved hint with suoli undying
and See for hi•.rself.
Tis the hist poach of the s^Hann, left affection. ltealors, this is • all true.
apeelting alone, owl tie signs of decay' Young ladies who read the Bible ,as
strike throng!, ii) the Stolle. Pony Closely as the heroine of this incident
qourts for ;L quarter.' scent; to have gone are pretty sore to
The wort esso of seltlnlines; oIl maize 'good sweethearts, and bettor
:Toot. 1 IA t11itt of a youth who complaint Will"'t'1 b(o)t11:o his mother put a larger
It is`ar(l 1.1 tstlrr on his younger brother
than she ail
"Whom can we trust ?"-is the bisalt
letter ire+lelirV of an exchange. It is of
r1U ct3useryt..nee. "\S hoilt C1111 WO ill.
titins to tru.t us is the Soni aguuiz-
er.
Porous plasters aro now marked
down to fifteen 05014. -This is much
cheaper than 1111 uuder.hirt, to say
Ilr•thhlg tat) tut the 81ri131 in washing.
1.1e -ides, you always know where it is.
A sund;ly school teacher asked: \\'hat
bird is tat _e enough to Barry off a matt?
Nubatly knot* ; but one little girl Bug.
gest 'd "a 1.ark." :incl alio • explained :
:illwnl,a ) (id papa wouldn't be house
-3:)ria )tun L1.y 010813 he'd gone off on n
The insane woman lost at 11,:ilbridge,
•
, was formol i110LL 11y 110131. in the
woods alive. She ll is been absent
,levee days, and seemed as well as
usual, title live.) o:i grail ;and weed. 4.
13 IY1• :i .flit,
Glass and wJexli, ea?
There's not11ing minima ab.>ut that ;
merely a grass witl•)s7.
When an entiluriLastio editor deter ib
ars a bills ;as "bonny," and an envious
fan:opus:tor sots her up as "bony" --as
,vas aolte tot Juak8u)li'i1L(: the other :lay
—jlol:e fur a season bi,ls the' Ivor itt
farewell, and Freedom shrieks 11;1 the
C,)ui (situ)• falls at this '"else," braiu 'd
by the brother of the bloutning beide.
Ou6 of t:le returned warriors from
.ir,d111lan(l tells 111 ;:loll story. II1 was
Lt 11Jrlce's .Urift,and was witnebs to the
uliowing incident : A zlergylnitn iu
eitlieal attire was hard at work hand-
ing oatrides to the men, and he dill it
with la will. A private near was taking
(trots at tile Zulus a113.1 cursing the
while in the most Ingenious manner.
"Don't 33vear at thein, eh0Ut thele' 1"
PA1tEP . AND CARL 1 OSA.
The public ellliled at the union be-
tween the great Parepa and little
Ca11 Rosa, when she might have at
least baou a ( ontess. Tile story of
the engagement is . characteristic.
Rosa was a lender, quiet, worthy, mo-
dest awl adoring„ lie never veutnred
to press his claims, but his faithful
services made a deeper impression
than he Lula any idea of. The coo•
pally was traveling by rail one day,
when PLtrepa seated herself beside her
silent lover, and remarked his melon-
choly. .)Rosa was blue and down -heart-
ed, and the good creature tried to cheer
ltiln up. She recommended niatri•
wavy to him, and receiving a desponz
dent reply that no woman would marry
a Ivan in his position she is reported to
have patted hila patronizingly on the
head with the remark; "Cheer up, my
ht,Io man; if that is all T . will marry
you myself." Aute she did. A happier
and more devoted couple than the big-
hearted prima donna and her little
manager never existed:
'"1 wouid.aCtvlso anyone angering front sum-
mer complaints to give .Dr. Fatvier"8 Extract or
Wild Strawberry fair trial."-•-Can,r,nr M.
Govoo,1f. D., Castleton. "Dr. .l"'otslar's Ex-
tract of Wild ,Strulcbem/ gives perfect satfs-
f.Lction."--Tno1ras DOUGLAS, CaLtnbt•ay, "Cao
recommend Dr.Folvl8r'a Extract of Wild ,Str<t)o-
berry with oonfidenee,"—AMen S S. xscrc,
Minden. IXyenstom(trs bear high testimony
A REGULAR IIA. LAN STROKE.
THE moi:
Furniture, and 11,1itaortakinw.
S. kALI-WM.UN has on hand at l.fensall as large
• a)1(1 as handsome n stook of 1''U1tN1TUirtll as van be
t:,ulid:Malty c;;ta1libl1111ont in ;Unroll, ell of which leo
i8 PREPARED TO SELL .. CHEAP I
UNDERTAKING IN. ALL ITS BRANCHES
11aving precurf.cl a haudtiort'e hoarse; lie' is prepared
to atltead to URDEItT'A1{1,NU, •
On the Most fleasonablo Teams,
i 3i with Undertaking Business. lie ones the Anti, Septic 'Mid, which preserves
ncnnnccti t x t ., 1
the body )1111( destroys all(J 'Lsivo odors, anti pr0)01101 corittti;ien arising from. (load bodies. A can
rospootfully solicited• atti d . a.nz+:aTaA`E ,
"Bill 1 Pill ! come hero :nick and
nos Toddy's dad 0)1101iin' him," said
one Keokuk boy to another, in a sup-
pressed tone of ecstasy, as he peeped
tlirongll the crock in lite woodshed and
Now Teddy's father dressing hint down
with a strip of weather boarding.
"Gewhi,likins ! see hint swing that
paddle, through," pnt in Bill, as he
took a look, and then danced around
with delight.
"Bottler old Iranian stroke, ain't it?'
added Cully, as he pushed Bill away
for his tarn to peep.
"Gosh !'' remarked Bill, when it
came his time to wake observations,
i"gettin' in 'bout forty to Cher minit,
1113111'1 'e ?"
"Lenime see," demanded Cally,
erow;ling Bill out again. "012 eracicyl
that's so. au' T3+d 11ain't got no slidin'
seat, either."
"Aw thunder !" said Bill, in dis
angt, as be peeped in and saw Teddy
dodge and the father snake n false
stroke, give the knuckles ",of his other
band an awfnl whack, then drop the
paddle and go dancing into the house,
"the ole Gav's caught a crab an' ()nit
on their homestretch—fun's over."
And they went off to build a bonfire
in the hay snow and throw stones at an
invalid crit.
Stop that Cough.
TfanrA 1'S PPcTnnAt. D.r.s r is colnpOSe(1 o
1110 most homing balsams and gums. T110
llal.ta)ns,which outer into its corupositiou,
wero used by natives when America wits first
(lis^overed, anti were (10111131.118(1 with outer
tonics, s0 blen(le,l together, that it is a srooifle
for 011 affections of the throat and llmgs. Thon-
sands of bottles ere sold :tin)naliy, and it is
considered one of the standard pr'ep•)a•atious of
the play. For Coughs, Colds. etc. 1orsa'e by
ell dealers at 25 ets. por bottle.
A household I eoessity
liagyard's Yellow Oil is talo best re'aecly in
the world for the following complaints :--
Cramps
—Cramps in the BMW and stoivach,1)min in the
side, rheumatism in all its forms, Colic, Neu-
ralgia„ Flesh wonncls,Spinal colnplaint33. Slnai11s
tut 1.1 Bruises, Don't fail toproenro it. its °gull
'IIP WIT K
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PARTIES INTENDING
• TO ,PT I1CIIA"a'E
ORGANS
SEIOULD CALL AT
T'S rd
f
and tsamine his Stock.
S
t,l fest that are Made.,
to the virtues °LDP. Fowlers, E.ttract of Wild
Strawberry.". -4. BT2V1188o8, Orangeville. For
sale by all dealers, Seo advertisement In an- DOMINION ORGAN CtO.' Tl
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