HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1879-6-26, Page 6WHAT AN ADVEltTI:11,:11ENT
(.A.N ' ACCOMPLISH.
In Thule last sulutuer 1 saw a friend
of (nine \v110 had jut 0011.10 over, tib -
lug a pen of peculier constt'uotino, da1.-
:signed with Hpeeial reference to tlltfdi,
untidy persons who, like myeelf,
their hrleere when they write. Now
my fl•ietld is a roan tiwlintie hotels aro
as where as lilies, with finger nails lilt)
rosehtela in tint; tat.ticetable hands,
even remarkable, considering that he
woe an enteriy )mail, and Dile who a)o•
lesion ally hales withtirc:!i;,fhtel' wnrb en
nae Nate to 1\1,•1'taac,a. i..'ateh hhi ink
hie AAt;t;t'' t '•Why, \N. here ilial you *et
that nine pee ?" t la ked lriin, as vista
ofll-sfui e ,<-urptiun from an unmarked
middle linger opt,uin;;• on my joyous
es. e, `aLIt mind. "1u Omaha" he tart
vored. "It's the nicest thit,g ; I ust d
to Ink my fitnt;ers bafore 1 got it t" He
olid 1 .lie inked his fingers! T ;tit was
enough for me, 1 gut the name or the
1orchttllt from whom he bought the
pen, the price of it, and enclosing the
money, I seat hole Paris to Omaha for
that pen. By the hast steamer 1u came
to ole, There had been a little delay,
The etatiener at Omaha. was out of thein,
bet he sent up to Sioux City to tho Ulan
that advertises Lh. i1) for auotller lot.
.\tm now here is Inhere the 1)101:;11 coulee
in. The pens are an iia i ish illi`. ti-
tiuli, and tons of thein cm) ba bo,tiglit
he London. if desired: .At the station-
er's, neat door, 1 caul 1 hast) gut what,
1 hal scent after to Sioux City. Bei
hew cottid I knew that ? I dealt witli
the man that advertieed.
I)Iel A' S 1iO L- .1.e.
-- IY110 li l ' 1 t 'A.
A YOUNG WOMAN'S STRATEGY.
Pittsfietd,illassacllusetto,has had are.
mance. Tho daughter of one of the
town's wealthy eitizeus fell in love with
al, pour but worthy yonngtutu); who re-
cil,)rocnted the d�anise1'e effeoliou, and
,1.0 engagement resulted. Papa opposed
the Int
))1.1111 because 1.1111 13()10 woe poor,
t 1 ,
autl brought a lnan-of property on the
senile as a suitor of the maitlen'e hand.
After Lnzlch per1anasi0u and entreaty
accepted the proposal of the rich man,
apparently proving false to her true
lover. The fiatht r Watt delighted, and
ordered for his dhughter an elegant
trousseau, besides giving her ra hand -
seine marriage portion including a
1nruished li tise, The day for a grand
wedding was appointed, and the Meth°.
hist church was to be the scent) of the
ceremony. Three )bene before the ate-
pointed
p-
j inted tuna for the wedding, the duti-
ful daughter with her flet, true and
LI11y love, called on the parson by night
anal were quickly married. The bride
toot; possession of her new home, Land
a happier couple tman she anal her nen
beabavd did not live in to+nil.
THE "SEPARATED" MAN.
Abent eight o'clock yesterday fore
noon it 1Uai1 tvtlnt)e fttee Was fin}i of wt'ittu-
lea and Binke and twists, crar,lod out
of a eand shed on the Iwherr aud began
yftaning (anti rtllibius; l'is e) es like oute
Edward 1T1Il.iti1,- a mann-retnarliable
fur the 101Intll of -his neck an,.l the share,
nest; of nil'+ elan, anll streli;;ee Irl
the city, had no Loney to bey soda
ere.atlt, )alai so he sat down 1n au alley
to e.'tul off. The zephyrs blew over thea
tail barrels, and old buses to toy with
lois raven locks for a minute mai the
seund of a wucnau licking a boy in the
f+)uith story brought a feeling of drew.
hi11N&a to the strapped straaimger. 1111
slept—he dreamed -he woke with ayell.
Some one far above had °sleet] Ilin1
and given ten quarts of water at a dose.
Ten quarts of cold mater down behind
a man's neck on a cool day will jump
hila over a six rail fence without any
one to bet •on !him, In this ease the
vietim demanded revenge, and would
have procured it but for the arrival of
all officer.
"Edavaand Griffith, where are you
from ?"' aiilced the court as the wet -
backed prisouer was walked out,
"Celiforny," was the reply.
"What are you doiug here ?
"Oa a vacation."
"Been working hard and come East
for a rest, eh ?"
" �-es,sir."
"And are you having a good time ?"
"I am."
"Well, I'll help yon along all I can. 1
1 have control of a watering place hotel
to here in the suburbs, and 111 book
you for a front room on the second
floor. Breakfast is served proeisely at
10)1, after which you can play croquet or
sit in the shade and smoke."
"That will be party good, anal I'll be
rnucb obliged to you," replied the pris-
oner, and he began calculatiu', wheth-
er he'd have strawberries twice a day
or ehenge- off tr ice cream at sunner.
SOMEBODY'S CHILD.
Somebody's child is dying --!dying
with the flush of lrolie on his young
face and an iudesoribable yearning to
live and take an honored place in the
world beside the companions of his
youth. And somebody's mother is
• thinking cif the time when that dear
flee will be hidden where no ray of
hope can brighten it—when her heart
and home will be left desolate—be-
cense they was no cure for consump-
tion. Reader, if the child be your
neighbor's take this comforting word to
a mother's heart 'before it is too late.
Tell her that consutnptiou is curable,
that (nen are living to -day, aged, robust
meal, whzom the physicians pronounced
illeltrable, at the age of twenty-five, be-
cause one lung had been /1700)st destroyed
bo the disease. .Ur. Pierce'! Golden
:kledioal Discovery is a most efficient al-
ternative for spreading the sarnfnloue
matter from the blood and lungs, and
i)npartiug streugth to the system. ,It
has oared hundreds of etinsutnptives.
When the Zulus rnshei in on the
small British detatohrnent of Col,
Wood and while there was yet an open
road in one direction, Col. Weatherly,
an English Cavalry officer, clapped 1118
111)0 a boy of thirteen, who wogs with
hitn, and told hint to fly for life. The
jure ped from the staciale, striking
tho horse a lash which sent it gallop -
leg orf, and Braid : "Father, I'll die
with you." The father handed his re-
v{'•lver to the olnild jultt las the Zulus
reached, over British butties, the spot
tedere they brood. Weatherly slew fire
Zutos before he full, but the son IvaS
Ii:,ted at once,
:ail it as 1Raary 011.;-1.,. p0
Hume!: lounged that way, gave the
men a looking over and asked
"Sie'ep in there last night "
`"Yeas, hinder," W3a14 the reply.
"Looking fur were; '"
"N -n -o, ;lot ca)))ns.''.
"You'll be run 1n if you hang, around
in this way," remarked the officer.
The man put his hands on top of a
snubbing post, laid his chin on his
ilande, and after as Loup look at Canada
he turned and 51:111 :
"I dullno exactly whit I'm going to
clo. I did live out hero . a boat eight
utiles, but I've separated from the old
woteau. Yee, separated last night."
"What's the truuble ?"
"Waal, she Twee my 8eeot3d and 1
was he second, and we never got along
any too sweet. we both of us thiole
we know it all and neither of ne feels
1±11 g1Av1Ug in. We came 111 to see the
circus."
(.All ! you did h"
"And that's where the separation
took place—right in fr'nt of the sacred
hyenas from Japan. Yr'u know they
advertised an electric light there ?"
to teen,
"Well, li'e'd never seen one. When
we got into the rleuagerle there stood
the elephant. Tlleu came the camels.
Then we came to an old bear. Far-
ther on were the lions and tigers and
monkeys, but no electlie light. We
walked three tinges around that old tent
without coming to his cage, and T got
toad. Says I to one of the chaps over
the rope : "whar in thunder is the
cage with the electric light ilr ? We
want to see him or have our money
back 1" The feller he grinned all over
and lots of folks lefied right out, and
my wife she clew up and said I'd made
as fool of :uyself. "How ?" says 1.
"Why, the electric light is not an ani-
mal at all," says slie, "bnt it has
something to do with the clown." We
had a big jaw right there. She caved
my flat in and I broke her parasol, and
then I separated."
"And you won't make np " ! "Never l
She eau take the electric Light and bake
and eat him, but I'm a man who never
crawls 1 I'm going down to Toledo, I
atn, and before this titne t0 -anomer 1'11
be drunker'n it horse 1"
"Anti you didn't see the eleetrielight
after all ?"
"No ! I don't believe they had any !
Maybe they thought they could work
that 'ere rhinoceros off 011 the public by
another name, but I tumbled in a min -
it. I'm an old rhinos thyself and nay
wife is another, and when 1 think of
how 1 steed there and let her call lie
a fool afore all the people I'ni marl
'nttff to walk clear home and. pizen her
half of tile yoke of oxen 1"
To be thoroughly happy, you unlyt bo well.
To be well, an thousands of cafies, you should
take the great medicine, which relieves, regu-
lates and renovates tl.isordetly systemti Vsc-
Tolu.t.11t;0i1C bud Uva Unsr. For Bright's di-
sease of the kidneys, diabetes, ar111. all diseases
of the urinary system, its timely nso is very
beneficial. For sale at Central Drug Store,
Exeter,
1r lI{E FAL/LAND WIN .fit T1LLDE
'. tJ'tlet11.00ttt 022,
'.p.111,0RS anti CLOT II1SIt ,
'Cake 3)10551)(11 to it forest 1.h a initabitltute o f I;xo ter.
acid surronudtlig 01)11;urn, that tiles Luno just
0pa.led out an e.toelentOAsortnteutof
'1 010rls, (JOnfifils, T'est.iq;fs81r3.,
In the latest styles and t)LtteYn(,at1df eel aassIu'llcl
tiltatittli0ut,tttlrofen:thing, they eau suit the
luostfastidiouataetes,
TJ 1 TIMES
('''f�ATT1,4,ke ii ! C�VL�A.1W111 ! USE
�J 'A kle groat
)Sierra Nevada Smoking Compound,
(Theonly}lo>;itive.ouretert.tttnrrlayvtdiscovered,
pot a,11,1i 21X
e. LUTZ'S C1:',e'ftt.th )Dill (A' STORE,
\I',1), 8'UTII, Gcooled 1.gent,,,Ar;tona,' ont,ly-2S
C.
1..A t lnert,n kor "i aud
'' ;' ,T'OUL1) S,Y TO
If thole 110 illhnd
pnrellas+llg to Co So front
the. 1)111121 acttu•or. The
dealer who buys to - )1111
14,S;uita 0111.1'01 lt'.11!11'1Ja1'lly
hate a r000t
�+ to give the purchasers the
1a i•A v Y 'j". �` GOODS,
lament, 'which cannot
'/11 Lit
I\TE &a, . OD t t„ Inert Alla t 4'o 131: e 1.1411
13Ln ler$, Our ,'',.31,1)1'ut',
:1)l Jess than tense of elty
M1Y� ,0+1.1)11 I01.tt ere con5ery',ent-
ly we eau eeltell0aper.
A, 1<,
has 3131.31 r001ivot 31.121.110 stgck of
Sraleh eloaleS,Je1s'si1ersS, lir"ao,
11.55 Sir lugs, Mpt'eta'fetes, incteC't
and Gekt'£s' PocJ1 fioofi10.
A largo stock of Panay Goods coli.
stantly on 1111111..
s yerNar +e*'EMS.I ec~,ea.'sr ata xww.
V,Tonderful Discovery.
ss a . ry
w4
1:11F, FRIEND OFWORM.
R .
sAn Interrnal & Extern&
REMEDY,
A BALK FOR EVELY'WOUND.
t It 1111'011 lint lnuati8111 110,1 Neuralgia, and
f illitll�tl to i 1 'lhamcly ll
If vik t1'�e.
lri a,t'.
U711C�1
1tu 1F 1.111 ll�; It ll r"' 111 1, )013 It 1l 11 11)11.1. KJII
•1.,a) 111, AU, ,1•13.111('otltilu.w.i)xovt dby others.'.
3 eey] 111 'L11µ1110 11 11' }erren' In % e t„ 1.h,:
uuf,lttanttl _1)L' ter 1tisrepel' absorbed.
, relict rat entbtile very bone, enters theeircu11
tIou,neutralizing 011 "3 Letuitie) Poison" ch,
in 1110 blood, at)1 1' Xtrer11 (1,1.01. 112)''
system tli"Ongh 1118 natural entlu ,4.
a• - '
IT CURES
ls Tooth 1ch', Ealaeils, }Ie11.tflelle, Wour:Hill
133lnee llntti.snl, (Alms fin•, 'flings,Infliuimtion,
:'Upon;, tents, i;ralse';, Plan in Sid., fain in
-l2,101,. Puili in 1.,11 ,51, Pain in stmt.:m ', Clough,,
t !r, Frost lino', ('ili1d,00s aa
Iliitril o,Lys-
.\ 1 t) it 8ulnlucr 3 osi1 ?taint, \e., eta.
11. -.8111 c aro the most sgoni 1115 pal.(, ink.r
')'1▪ 1111 or external, 111 ono alli1111A 1)1 tutu. Pt .'kit
yn'1i' 1111 judice Lula give it a trial.; ill: invent•',
nucut is 51ta11 anti rell,lf cm tain, The groat'
�r scttt't of its 8(1001 s with 111 t 1cts(o5 (11 owing
j t,, tale fat t.it is soft. and 11 tta111e:4s pleasant
Ito takt gives instant ease,auct can be capplietl
r, 1.,l It wider range of disease in every clay life:.
('with l,1 .) t'er 51112(10111 than any pre pllr Ltiola
Mach research skin and "Medical sell -nee"
haat' t p1oeluetcl
1'0x•1' .1s 1 pru:,f :,i rte great power over c'ts".?tae`
5 any person no matter. -rho i1 may be Lich,, Poor, o1..7, 1.41,1 or Young, who is )Ulielln; from
all,' of the above runnel phi/1'111 complaints,
S,nw'ill call at tllo Office in T. Tonto, au day 01,
%litho week, will get piractica p) vof "Free ee ofof
6t:littrgo, ' of its magical lloworr oi-o1 pails io elle
1,Etpplic.t ion.
RtIi Testimonials frail allparts of the Dominion
Tau c ust.t'•tly coming to band, giving expres-
Iie'n to t11, most grateful gratitude for as.
t'nilhing t'tu'e5 wide it it 1111, performed x.11 ,:
ve would be plc (3cd to receives t tmulai.t1sr,
i10•1l all others who 1);o it successfully.il
Physicians of tbo.liigliest respectability l 1'1!
eo1111(1 _n i it as c1. most effectual ''dol 011tic3
i13(1(08,1311111 relief of I :Litt in cases of sad-'
n a lnc)ig,'lley y
Carry t it to your homes, and it will prove a
hitslingt,your 810111' ui1a11.111tedfliends s,
1 rtggsst• Lrsselling enormousgnautitieyetp
it wnoi '1. Iutlodncc3.
II challan 01111 woriel to protium., its equal. tri
The Tracie supplied through tho w-1101esai:) 3
Is rug end r atent Medicine }louses of 1loutr..-
a1, Toronto, It lauilte)n and London. T,
-rice 25 Cents per Bottle !:-4.
Sold by u11L''nterpri:tug Drugoi5ts.
)Sept, lb., ly.
... 4#`v' Nod -i s•. 11(111('' .' Y:.a. phw '1171,- .• •:.h'YPhi.
This groat household 1Ioriloiue ranks amongst
the loadul ,,
ueces,tries of life. 'these famous
Fill's purity the Itl oott, and act most powerfully
yetsout1lugly on Use Liver, Stomach, Itir111sys,
laud Bowels, giving tone, energy, and vigor to
thus° groat est tin 83)riagi of life. rimy aro ono•
ftctoutly ragoutmeu,la l las a never f¢11anq temeely
Malt cases W1101'e mut oonstitation,front'111atevOr
011)1511, has b(ad)e impaired or weakened. They
are wonderfully oillcncions in all ailments Mai -
finial to follicles 1)Y )aU nage; aid as as guneial
Family 01001011111, ate ttusurpassed•
its searching and 'Belding eropeitios aro known
throughout the world,:
:
For the ogre of bawl logs,barl breasts, rad. wounds
Sores a'nc1Uleers 1t3. tan iuflallibto remedy, If
effectually rubbcvi 011 the (loons and chest, las salt
into moat it; mires sore throat, 13ronchlt41,t.00511R
1'ODIN,11111 oven lstitma. Vet tilaedlrla Swel-
lings,,0 1'sses, Vilest t+'istulas. Cro1111'1h01110 than
and every kind of Skint Disease, it has never boon
known to fail. The Fills x1111 Ointment axe maall-
ufaaturou 014 ab
,:3s OXFORD START, LONDON,
4ud aro sold o,v all Venders of 11Ilcoliolius
11?ongltotltthe civilistal„world; with directions
ie. almost every language,
The Trade 111arit0 of these medichtas are regi!•
toren at Mama, lienee, anyone in the 3rit•
isb Possessions, who onlay keep the American
0.,Intertctta for Hale, will be pr0seClltoo.
!�'I'tn ohasore should look to the Label on bite
Pots and Iloaes, If tee address is not 333, Oxford
streetLo..dun, they aro ti,pttrtuus
I5 S. C'iD1ilia3:
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JUNE. 20, 187
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1 1 111 /;1' t , Lttteetiou
11111101 t,iru r, 1..,.1.' )303 ,11
t.lf1itt 1V1,;1'i. te more ,0)111
'1,1111.
01,t 11 1.1,1.1',11f,42'„ hJwtl
1,11100 t (oral 11(‘W
des,pni)
d )f ace 13 1 t eoila0 <,
caskets is 11111'1l,.12,.1),4 eves.).
)neral l''tllla .ta at the
kr 151 pus,es . our 110ty
Ili ^1.1 0 sal )11l111(.(11n1(011')
>,! oou33 ,,,1111. 11.2.1811b
v%,coni IA) nut 0 111 11,4,
pro (1118( 5
Enaloems of all the Ifferent Sue;:; es
M�.Y4 ,R'.,1... _ �S,.oAR+1,1.,1�� ,AFwM.sm,•sr,M�acRrn,wKhN'. ..'•Aw4,�,su'Ae^ws.YaewTYera2t'PM, .Ah ,,p„N., 'I'.,NMF+vY.M.:,M
18'79) SIPMETEGIs
r.,r IE 017,1) .RE IA1:..ill HO 13 ,'`i 11
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At a1 times, And particularly attaperiod when Trade is universally depressed and muaniu
4oar00. it 181111111 (uterus) of every buyer to purchase 1,'1111)•11 ho 0:1.11 gut 1133 1.1 tie! 1.1.+ want;;
at the lowest rate. III calling your attention to my present stock, I do so with enc"y golltid
mice; it b;iing lnel•eccat•efully assorted land selected than. that of any previous . season.. #,
In the Dry goods
Eve; ydepartment isreplete Iwi'1;the mesa seasonable slid fashionable fain'ies, nlarke:i as
prides which
should t%e'1,Inlnnd i he attention of the very c)o1081 buyers. 2110 U1.:1t1.Ity1
UL' O'1'1IINtx still has 1111. VI, IVES at it, heat!
In M'illineTy
Uudortllema,.agementof Miss McGloghlon,tic (011 8'lit the most falstj,llous, Our stock of
t 'r'oco;:Ies, Boots and Shoes, Canadian, English and American
Shelf and Heavy _Hardware
one of tele largest and best assorted in the flnr111ty. Intending 1)21 l'oha,ll'i 111111 consult their
liesUnto...Ms by examining my stock before going 0 1.;; Wherce.7 /y }
;TAMES PI0r A.ILT)
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eke
r iI 1 elal)scrilu'r lie •7s to fumor(190 to the inhabitants of Exeter ,111:1 the • 1•roa0d1og enan-
I try, that he ha.. 0 c nett a T 1 and 01'1.) -kis )3P0'17" '
1 1 LIn 111.1 store 1)(.:111}• opposite 11 r. ti..
A. Maces trroeery canal Liquor stere, Main street. Exeter , Whe. a in, 1:+ )•. &'p:11 t ,1 to 1.1I all onto,:
for
•
Cook, Patio( arid_. obeli Sto�J es
At Manufacturers Prices.
Tinware, cheaper than the cheapest, and made up by practical
workmen on the premises.
Eilve-'froegbitrgtlone to order, Carriage Plating a Specialty. Coal oil ('hinineys, the
very best and none Cheaper.
a
intending purchasers will always find via at my pus;, ready to attend to any own business
and prepared a all tirn148 to treat customers courteously and supply then! ,with a gook and
thIOp arae o. Depend upon it that nowhere call you got better value for your looney.
The vary highest price in Cash peid for Hides and Sheep skin. -,
E 11. SPACK' 1AN.
Exeter P 0, Oetoi'er 151677.
FACTS! ! F Th ! F�u 1 T a
a
(eat orn
0—
�kt"'' i?ICCOUJDfaV
Having a frill assorted stock of
' ,. GOODS and GROCERIES,
Are determined to sell
CHEAP. than the CHEAPEST.
Call and examine our goods and prices and save money.
Produce taken in exchange.
L.EAT TO.. a.N M' COTJBR'EY
THE ' NATI'' ''N L P L ,i Y
Having triumphed at the 1)011;s,
ISAAC CARLING
3s prepared to give all his easterners tee boeol1s that will noon(° from its adoption, and basil.;
hand ala13gu Stock of
Dry Goods, Groceries, Wines and
Liquors, Orockery, Etc.,
At his Store, Main Street, Exeter, which will be sold itt
:Whiail will he sold at prices 111 boast of under Free Ttraacio.l
The farmers of the surrounding county will find it to their ;, y �ll..Il, ftclw
ventage to sell their produce without paying market
fees, on the Exeter market,which is second
to none in the west,' and then
call at the store of the sl1'bscril;ter' ami
Secure Iman0 :",3 isgains
there to be had in Overcoming, 1J�1zl.l.olohli5, ]'road -cloth.
Doe skins, Silks, 'Wioceys Delainey and everything
r
nodded in' the Dry Goods' line, The Grocery
Department very p J? Corzi lete. An inspection invited
Nrt trouble to show goods, ISAAC CURLING.