The Exeter Times, 1879-4-10, Page 3WPItII, 10,1S"l
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WIT AND HUMOR. Licensed,,
A. scratch race—hilae. The report of the Provincial Score -
Stew 11(teeaeity--tile rudder,tary on the working of the Tavern and
The song of the bet+— Nep-truie, Shop Licenses Acte, has just issued,
and we snake the following extracts
from it ill reference to tills county t—
Ting-all•Il%1)g is a Cilulese belie.
Domestic oaouibale—,lsaolt-biters..
A smashing busier ss--IIai1 Ntolies.
1.[en of sound principals--1lusicians.
.A. highly colored tale—The Peacock's.
Something you can't oraok with a
rammer-.A whip,
A. button is a e'na11 event which is
alwriy8 corning cff.
It takes a gond deal of grief to kill a
woman after she has just got a mew
setalekiu &Roque.
The song of British reinforcements
on their way to South A.friea is "We
wilt Kaffir murder now I"
.A. western editor, in his financial ar-
ticle, says; Motley is cluse, but nut
close enough to reach.
A. small boy and a gun are harmless
when a)..sarb, but they make a terrific
combination.
Bnoksltin gloves aro dear, beaauee
the deer is the brtek's kiu.
There are two a's to Rptall separate,
but the wrong way is epellud with the
more e's.
,Strange, but they duu't reap the ice
harvest with icicles.
A. boy who was spanked said the
sensation was thrilliu; to au extreme.
"I don't like this w.inter•," said ono
pickpocket to another, "everybody has
Ills hands in his pockets."
To produce a telling effect communi-
cate a secret to is Wolnan.
Little darkies in Florida are called
.alligator blaoltberrioa.
It is beauty's privilee to kill time,
and tune's privilege to kill beauty.
The man who patronizes a second-
hand clouting store is never trubled
^wird fits.
Surly to bed and early to ryes mak-
eth the centre bride "cry out her eyes."
If it takes oue hug to make a ham,
how many hogs will it take to make a
hammer ?
When is a fellow's eye like a barrel?
when it is bunged up.
Tavern licenses Shop licenses
issued in issued iu
1870-77 1877-78 18711
II tt ron,eaat.. , S0.......:.80 1
Inrou,south 41 48 9
Llatou,west 41. ..... ...445.....,,,9
Amount that teas paid tomunicipal-
ities after dednetiug expenses, in 1870
7, not includingexcess of Statutory
fees ;—I1uroo, east, $000.58 Huron
solidi, $1,428.44 ; Huron west, 1,018,-
l 7,
Tines collected Fines cO11c etch
in 1876.77 in t877-78
Huron, bast.... $528.00....4225.00
Huron, South, .,.580.00 22J.00
Huron, west 270.00... 498.00
The following were committed to jail
for drunkenness Guying the respective
years. viz. -1871, 81; 1875, 50 ; 1870,
21 ; 1877, 29 ; 1878, 22.
These figures are the committals to
jail, end do not inetude the persons
who weie released ou peytneut of fines.
Census Returns.
A blue book just distributed gives Vie
oeususee of Canada from 1608 to 1875,
and contains much interesting infor-
mation. Sotne of the religious statis-
tics are worth reading, The contents
of this volae constants 1.,e oomptemeut
to the ceususes of British North Aineri
ca. It is divided into two parts. The
first gives the totals of the censuses of
1851, 1861 and 1871 in their propor-
tionate relations to population and ter-
ritory ; the second gives the general
statement of the muvements of popula-
tion, or vital siati.oies, from the earli
est settlement of Europeans in Canada.
A. table showing the results of iuveati-
gation regarding human longevity in
Uana(1a fleece the volume. The popu-
lation of the several cities in the differ-
ent years will be ofiuturest,as showing
their growth :
1531 1601 1971
Montreal............,57,715 00,523 107,025
Quebec .. 1'3,0,2........ 59,989 59,099
Toronto ' 0,775 436'1..... 5(3.073
Otto.wa 7,7(3 14009.., "1,541
Loudon ,..: 5,033 11,515, 15,826
A paste -pot doseu't denote time, yetThe total populatiou of the province.,
it is known by its tick, I is compared as follows :—
Tiley say that Edison is quite a ho
2norist, and can telephone a story.
Sixteen different Connecticut men
claim to have invented the buck -saw.
aS:aty-lemu fact.
Indastry always finds something to
do. Su does a mosquito.
.A. boy "out rtt the elbows" was asked
the cause, and replied, "I laughed in
my sleeves till I burst them."
"Alcohol will clean silver." Yes, al-
cohol well stuck to, will clean all the
silver you have—alit of your pocket.
A prisoner when asked what trade he
wanted to learn, ala i : "11 there is 10
ltl like to be a sailor."
objection 1 wort
Tho difference between a man and a
Ilousein winter, is that oue is colder
When he is stripped and the other is
'mariner.
-A man in Jersey lately froze the bot -
'tom of his feet, and as he held them to
the stove lie remarked, "Two solea
9vi 1Libut a single thaw.out."
It takes the fellow who has been
kicked off the front door stoop by .the
a irate parent of his girl to tell the story
,of the missile toe.
11Y'e are told that in Paris arythiug
lost may be recovered. Is that the
reason why so malty go there whohave
lost their reputatiou
Beiajamin Franklin's autograph sold
ger thirty cents:+Lit a recent sale. We
'don't suppose curs would bring more
than thirty-five 'cents.
The radoration of gIlden calve; bas
gone out of fashion, and the average
wrtlf•worshipera now raves about those
.encased in pink silk.
It is a;great shock to a man's nervous
eystein to have a suspender button fly
o8 just as he is making a profound bow
to a lady ou the street.
"'You ought to husband your coal
Imre," said the charity woman. "I
always does. =I maim him sift ashes
and pick the cinders,"
Music may lr(tve charms to soothe
the : avage ; bat,a trouble -barreled shot
gun does the business a good deal
,quicker and at half the expense.
.A. reporter of is California. free fight
says : "The colonel was shot once 111
rule left elide, once in the right shoulder
x'and once iiu the drinking saloon adja-
4r 0e n t.
A. young woman who was married in
'Westfield, Massachusetts, n few weeks
';ago applied for a -divorce ou the ground
'that her husband has thick lips. This
its varying the plea somewhat. bleu
;have often sued for a divorce because
'their wives have had toe 03(0011 "lip"
:ttn(1 insisted upon giving 'it large por,
itiou of it to their husbands ; but for
men to have too touch ltp'for bi&wife
pt011 41ris •is va day of war vhill
3651 1901 1671
Ontario ...952,001 1,11913,091 1,1300,515
(dashed 801,_51.....,...1,111,13i80.....,1,11,1,511
Nova Scotia 178,85) 252.047 685,511
Nott' Brunswick "75,851 330,851..... 1187,81J
Furniture an, , Undertaking.
S. T'A1BBAII1N has on hand at Henson as IMO.
and as handsome a stock of FURNITURE as ea» be
found in; any establishment ill Aaron, all of which IK0
i$ PREPARED TO SELL CHEAP !
UNDERTAKING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES!
Having procured a handsome hoarse, he is prepared
to attend to UNDlalt'1'A1{ING,
On the Most Reasonable,. Terms.
Iu (ionneotion with the Undertaking Business, he uses the Auti.Srptie Fluid, preserves
the body and destroys all offensive odors, aud,proveuts contagion arising from fleas. bodies, A can
respectfully solicited.
2,012,919 3,153,501 8,185,76i
The statistics of the principal religi-
ous denominations are
1551 1871
llaptists 198,940 290,119
Uatunlics.................
Church of i ngland..,- 105,500 451,711
M,thodists 411,031 757,:,11
Presbyterians... 172,493 515,005
IitleilieSS au the Intel eulouial walt
in freight continues goad, last weey
there being 859 cars of freight inwards
and 209 cars outward.
While making an excavation in Win-
nipeg recently, the workmen discovered
three toads firmly imbedded in the fro-
zen earth, three feet below the surface.
They were alive and well, and how they
came there i:l a matter of conjecture, as
it is not kuotin whether the earth has
ever beau worked at this spot.
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1878) IEPA.r=:.:. (1878
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TT_ -IE OLD RELIABLE 1-IOTTSE
At all times, and particularly at a period when. Trade is universally depressed and money
seared. It is in the interest of every buyer to puroliase where he can get the article he wants
at the lowest rate. In calling your attention to my present stook, Ido so with every coned,
ewe; it being more carefully assorted and selected than that of any previous season.
foseline s :r -men Syrup eau now he pur.
ohased right at hi,rue it is the most succe,sfnl
preparation over introduced to our people. It
works like a charm m all oases of Consump-
tion, Pneumonia, Hemorrhages, Asthma, se-
vere Conglis,.Uronp and all other Throat and
hung Diseases, No person has ever used this
medicine without getting immediate relief, yet
there are a great many poor, suffering, skepti-
cal persons going about our streets with a sil-
spicious cough, and the voice of consumption
coming from their lungs, that will not try it.
If you die,it is your own fanit. aSyou cm go to
your druggist and get a $ample Bottle for 10
cents and try it ; three doses will relieve any
ease. Regular size only 75 cents.
Messrs. Milburn.,Bentley II; Pearson,
GEssmlc I1:N,—Some twelv8 year ago I knock-
ed off the cap of my knee, and since that time
have often suffered with a swelling in the knee
joint, caused from twisting the leg. I have
used all hinds of liniments, as well as medical
attendance; but on the last two occasions
liave used Hagyard's Yellow 0i1. '.Fite result
has been lmarvellons; instead of lying up for a
week or ten days, as usual, all the swelling
has disappeared in three days. I most hearti-
ly recommend the Yellow oil. Make what. nse
you like of this, and state 1t conies unasked ior.
Your truly,
FRED 1`IILLs,
For sale by lir. 0. Lutz, Exeter.
0
In the Dry Goods
Every clepartlnont is replete with the inost seasonable and fashionable fabrics, niarlted't a
prices which should fen viand the attention of the very closest buyers...: ,,THE ORI) 1i&D
OLOTHING still has NIt. W, IVES at itphead
In Millinery
Undertheme..agementof Miss iitcGloghlon,we ean suit the most fastidious. Our stook of
Groceries, Boots and Shoes, Canadian, English and American
Shelf and Heavy Hardware
ono of the largest and best assorted m the OonntY. Intending purchasers will consult their
best interests by examining my stock before going elsewhere.
;JAMES PICNARD
VIc'rortrA. Iirl'ui'1lesett1Tus extends its 141010-
ence into every part of the h'etti:tu organism,.
commencing from the foundation, correcting
diseased action, and restoring vital powers,
creating a healthy formation and purification
of the blood, driving oat disease, and leaving
nature to perform its allotted part. It is the,
fittest nervine remedy known, and the great,st
brain and blood food in the world. For sale
by Mr. 0, Lutz, Exeter.
Yenr.ow oln, — This name is familiar
throughout the entire Dominion, and there
are few families who have not found it at one
Limo or another an angel of mercy in the
household. 'It is the most repels,. and hest,
liuimentt in this country, and no one who has
once used it will bo without it. Mr. Fred
Hills, of Toronto, the gonial civil engineer,,
gives, unsolicited. the annexed certificate :---
•
TonoN'r0, Ontario, duly 19, 1878.
GODERICH
FOUNDRY
Founders, Engineers and Machinists.
MANUFACTURERS OF
ENGINES AND BOILERS, FLOURING, GRIST AND SAW MILLS
STAVE AND HEADING bI N.CHINE1iY i
iiid11iug Purifiers of improved kinds.
Aericu1ura Implements
COOKING, PARLOR AND BOX STOVES
Potash Kettles, School seats, &c.
Iron and Bras Ca,s tine s to order'
For sale cheap—Second hand Boilers and Lngires Stave
Shingle, and Heading Machinery.
Repairs on Boilers, Eugiues, brills, &c., promptly attended to;
and
GODERICH FOUNDRY' and MAITUFACT,TRIITLT co.
GODERICH. Ont.
McC LFLL.%1NL)
BROTHERS,
DREWS BLOCK,
TPLE NATIONAL P LILY
Having triumphed at the polls,
ISAAC ARRING
LEG -4th
Ii. CADDY,
13ARBISTERr 6 ATTORNEY
.At Law, Solicitor, .t o. 095oe, Funsou's, Bloek
Exeter.
I l AIIDINt# IIARDING, & WHITE.
Barisbors, Attorneys, Solicitors, Oona-
siouers, B. it..3te.
1344(013.-1113',:xox's BLocts, Water treet, 6t..
tin ry's.
1tlnN C4.iiAltnrNG, E. .W.11Artnnse. H.A,L.WHITII
Is prepared to give all his customers the barofits th'tt will accrue from its adoption, and lime on
hand a largo stock of
WMoDtA.RMID, B,A.,
it1tl1tISTER,N(ITARY, CONVEYANCER
• LUCA1,ONT.
1t�%J ESSIt. S. JONES & MOSCRII'
A7R Barristers, A.ttoi'oeys-at-law, Solioitora.
Olie,cery, Couveyaneers, Owninies)oners iu3lIt.
9',, N ote,ries Public, St, 3iarv's
C. S. JONES. W,o.MOSCIIIP,
O8 P1 orf—Hutton's B1oek,Waterst. St bfars,'a
Ff1EDIC4L
. GO�VEN. OFFICE —
Street, Exeter, up.stuirs, opposite Centr1MMAINal
Hotel. Side entrance, on the south—street lead.
igu to B. C. Church.
1.s0rders left at urine's shoe store will receive
promt)tatteution. 40-1y.
DB. HUTOirINSON, Member of
3J the College of physicians 4nd Surgeons of
Ontario, &o., &o., Wain Street, Exeter.
It. HIND)MAN.—CORONER FOR
the County of Huron. Office,nextdoor to
flr.I. Carling'sstore, Exeter.
W. BROWNING M. D., C. 111.
cif s T. 8, G aduato VictoriaUnivorsity Oele
and residenoS. Don. :dor Laboratory, Exeter.
IR C. i�IOORE • K. D. C. M.
.1.1..f• Graduate of McGill University, Montreal
Office and residence,Exeter, Ont, OCioe 1 ours--
Rto 10 a. m and 7to10n. m
ll. J. A. ROLLINS, M. C. P. S.
0., Victoria 5+,, Crediton, Ont. Office hours
from 9 to 10 a. ut.; 2 to 5 p. m.
{ LUTZ, m.1).,
't ) • Uifee at his residence, Exeter.
�)II. IRVING, RADUATI'; UNI-
VFIB,SITY Trinity college Simi ,l,orCollege
ltuvsiciant and surseonr Ont., rfticeliirkton.
HOTELS.
CENTRAL :HOTEL, CREDITO1
) —Wm, baker proprietor. This Hotel has
boon newly furnished and fitted up in first flax&
style. Large and convenient Show Rums for
(,on:mercial Travellers; best of liquors and cigars
l at the Bar. Attentive Heatlers always on hand.
fit 21-3m. WILLIAM 13113131(3.
}
Dry' Goods, Groceries, Wines am
l/
Liquors, Crockery, Etc.,
At his Store, Main Street, Exeter, which will be sold at
Which will be sold at prides unheard of under Free Trade.l
The farmers of the surrounding; country will find it to their ad-
vantage to sell their produce without paying market
fees, on the Exeter rarket,`,vhich is second
to none in the west, and then
call at the store of the subscriber and
Secure Immense r argaipe
. atriltry 1P nll.elotlls' Broad-('lotl
there to; be had 1n Overdo �, ,
,Doe skins Silks, Wiviceys, Deluines, and everything
lioededin. theDry Goods line. The Grocery
Department very Cor rias. An inspection invited
No trouble to t low geouti ISAAC C l.RLIN G .
RINCE Or WALES IIOTEL,
OLIN ems% e SWOTS having purchased
the above hotel, and fitted it throughout, now of.
Pers Brat -ease accommodation to travelers, Good
liquor and cigars at the bar. Good stabling and
attentive hostler on hand. Every attention paid
to guests.
COW ..ataseznzazzionat.ain....soaneo
ST. M 'S LIItIEWORES,
our drawn kilns-beingnow lnfuli operation and
turuingout daily a targe quautit3 of
LIME
that for all purposes
cannot be surpassed in the Domin•
ion.
Partiesfrom a d.istauce ean always boy* spile d
either at the kilns or deliyerd by teams at low
est remunerative rates. Ordersfrom n distance
promptly attendedto.
WHITSON & SCLATFR.
(1 rocerfes (ton/ectionary
smoking Tobacco 25 Cents per 16
OHOICE TBOACCOS AND CIGARS
always inatoek.
i SPORTSMEN'S DEPOT.
School Books, Stationary, Magazines
WI1II ALL THE LATEST news
J.B.—Sewing 343acl,it.. Needles ofo very 6in3,
A. BOYD.
(Successors to R. V. PIEISOP1;11f, D.)
Dn.11. V.1121101, having acquired a world-wide
reputation in the treatment of Chronic Diseases,
resultItur in a professional business fI r exceeding
his individual agility to Conduct, some years ago
Induced several medical gentlemen to associate them-
selves with him, as the Faculty of the Worhi's Dis-
yellowy, the Consulting Department, of which has
since been merged with the INVALIi)6 ItOTELs
rated muter the Ihas mmol,tn l strle'of World's
Dispen-
sary Medical Association, with the following officers:
Hon. R. V. PIIVICE Pres. T.1). rumen V. Pres.
1N0. E. rumen, SCC. LEsTEn 13. SMITH, Tress.
AIME PurrstorAN8 AND SVRGEOSs of mall -
Were and skill have been chosen as the Facility.
OH Dom DISEASES of all forms cmnewltnln the
province of our Art'at11 specialties.
=NO DISEASES.—This division of practice is
very ably unwaged by a gi[entrenlan of mature Jrrdgtr-
met.t and skill. Bronchial, Throat. and Lung 3)1s -
eases treated whit Plc mostsueeesstttl results.
DISEASES 010 WOMEN.—Es noisily ammo, facili-
ties of a superior order for the care of all Moen
chronic diseases peculiar to females.
NERVOUS IHt3IiASES.—Ptaal VMS, Nervous Debil-
ity, Epilepsy (t'lts), Ohurea ($0711. y's Dance), Neel
ralgia and Other nervous aitc.ctlous, receive the
attention of an expert in this 4peelSR a
NOT NECESSAIex TO SEE PATIENTS. -By our
original system of dl tguosis we can treat many
chronic diseases ns suceessfully without ,ts wlih t
(ersoual Coneuttatton. For particulars see " t'cople it
Common SChse Medical Advisor),.(1 W5 prises, sits
post-paid for 81.65) or "Invalids and ;uouris ' l vide
Book ' (100 pages, 10 04018 post -pard).
olin61CAL OASES.--Anintrlt the operations which
we are called upon most frequently to perform, are
those for �Nasttt Polypus, Euruli,`t) 'Tumors,-Fletufa
in Ano, Piles, Millis (Ituptprt), klytlrneele mreevv
of the Set'otunq, Varlfoiule,' U6u:r1),ysY Tri ,(110,0,
luusors, Calculi (Steno to 11,5 1llt ti ,err etur ,
Mc., etc. We also Mat 80008 sfoll1, Pr 1 nt W 1110111,'
08
,41 -
08 without surgical
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perstien
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