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.i..TH. i ":,t; .I..LYO S
WIT AND IiW iiO1i. THE TREATY O1:? i3.RBLI .
'What i; to be ?—A verb.
Ott the tramp --tile flea.
Sturm signals --Umbrellas.
4.1I 7rtgage " is Latin for "Death
'Drill,,,
Side whi,l(ers--'lines' tails in fly
time.
How to rear a mule ---tickle his hind
legs.
The child who (,I'ie.l for an hour
didll't ;to' it.
NV it, i' at veil g wife like a binge ?
been to a..0r3e.
Lt It•'s silt '1'•v"r ,.this 6e•1 II 4 F'ell1Tn:'(t
(1011(ltt+t 1'31 it' 11 •i'I- ,ta•t• nkttay,
Heli :..
11L L' 1,9E , I: th.it !t "; bilin'+•
ter 1 " •' •'t :b til tilt' "II U•"tly "1 thH
pet, '1,•t. .. e t. I
ilio,•
(1.'t ,o , 1,•tl'tj',• tit. it. 14 lass
t0 li iv .• th,or h t.r 1 tied like ItIll 14 <lf it
#3a1V,
%V hist''' t' '' ,'iso rr,tutrl(e,l b'a'st it
War. y t • lurk a Ile.lt ail i1-
"u : ;tit frltutl(j sPx" la iitel
flew l' ti silt + , of bigamy.
`I It t' 1. ()''thing like a shorthand te.
porter 1,, ink, it titan 11:111U,
I1'11 J.y til' 11 ,t int raj .e to •',limy Cl Isaes
Quill i t1ai1'
1 11•ie,tf 1,1 it eitll.
;['110 stili• i'• 0" il,ta he4•11 tii-a atoll
enon_•i, ,. 1'r.<.<• )hitt a bill 6,10k j»
not :1 i j firt.•k«y.
"lf ir. 11 'isn't for hnt,i+, tits heart.
hvoul,t b•Cnlc.' as the 01,1 lady tftti'l when
She 1111 10.1 her .croat.0 huilj.wul,
Toe bit eat -•r who ex•iails for
soup and utiv,'s' head, for ditmerri 1111.
daub (idly makes both e1,d,4 meat,
A we*teruj"UU•tt.l arty* the "editor of
a Contertri"'r1t,y i+1 tun wuligy t'1 wear
Boc1(s." This i; what we call terrible
sack-asre.
A correspondent exolai: v w by he h+ld
47ot. w eu before, by saying toe cen1.1
not "gel. !wally eat"ug11 together" to
buy a postal 0111'd.
"Otte etl0 locus a Itr,aii.ptinn of lira
ber', is tt thews which all young tile()
14110 Che 0. toothpicks on lintel verauthi
are r<:gnetlted to caribi'(•'.
If .'ulnen are realty ,tttgels,.vhv don't
they fly nv,.r the fence in te,<d of mak.
ing ),nett a. fearfully awkward j',b of
cijlllbiug.
trill ter hard of hearing at a,).<1 -
g flim, ()match, as.(( (1 the csntaio to "write
the darned word down su a fellow oau
tell what it t.l"
Cttrauh saes he once prevented n
eelvere attack of hydrophobia by getting
on a high fence, turd waiting there un-
til the dig had gone away.
Michigan moon haht. is dangerous,
we should jw(lge, from the statement
that "two Wren were robbed in llwu-
.cherter, 1lioll., by moonlight."
"Take away women" asks a writer,
wand what Won;(1 fall' v ?" We wnntil.
Clive 11s something harder next time.
Oa) ifnrrl;`t 8.'g1jell' tuns hi Itrft g'oli y
largely into ginger. They haven't gut
tuuch beyond the Grit syllable yet, brit
hope to do so when their plants uer
initial 0.
Western women are grumbling ter-
ribly because the man.a:ter's of the ag-
rienitui',41 fairs don't give at least u,
year's notice when they offer prizes for
i he fine.it babies.
"Silence fu the court room ?" shout-
ed a Taxan police magistrate. "Tate
court has already committed four pris-
oners without being able to hear a word
of the testimony.
A Freuchrnau studyil•g English ie-
alar'e3 that, inasmuch as a nnrnb('r ar
cows are cattle, arty a number of cats
are not called cowtle is a tiling which
he can't understand.
Guests in the hotels in New York
are not allnwed to mash bedbugs on
the walls, het roust get 'en) ort the
flDor and Chel(e 'em to death anti ring
(or the (porter Io draw nif the 001.01188.
A. police officer in New haven has
bean fitted two days' pay for taking off
one of his boots and going to sleep.
Wild a paltcalnlw ever learn to never
pop off his boots until ati.er he had
gone asleep.
IIIS UARD.
A gentleman was going out in his
carriage to snake some tails with his
vtife,'then he discovered that Ile had
left fins visiting cilias, he ordered the
footman, recently come into his service,
to go to the mantle, piece in his
sittjeg•ronnl and hying th Fl cards he
should See there. The .servant did as
be WAR ordered, retaining the articles
to br, need as directed, a'1(1 off started
the gentleman, sending in the footman
with Cil' ds,w'IIOt'(avel' the "lint at home"
occurred. As these were very lIl rner-
ous, he turned to the (servant, with the
question, "How many enrds have yon
left ?" "Well, sir," says the footman,
very innocently, "there's the king of
spades, Lilo six of hearts', and the tap
of clubs.." "The cineee 1" exchtitned
this raster. • "That's gone, said John.
Lnrdon, 11Iarel.i 18 —The diplomatic
correspondence between • ()iiia and
Englarud iu 1'•'gartl to the execution of
tate Treaty of I3et•lin ie published. it
sho We titbit, Lord S'IIisl)ury, ill his reply
of Jtttltittry 20 to the Jibs»inn repre,ell-
Galinn of January 8, its 10 the (lenge,
likely to arise if the work of the Inter
n .ttotlal • Cnint)1is,i'nt be retarded bl
disagreements, points (int that the ll','ls
81(11) delegates 013 the D 'brnd3Chlt 13etltl
nary Commission have hest' e„po8„(1 1,
all
Owl' colleagues relttlive to the SI
h'Stria gnestimt. Tu: 11(1+siatl mem
herb of tho commission f ,r settling tit
h)t11011,6PS Itn.l e,uslitntjnal of l<�,tsttr'
1t•,t1111elia elan oecupi, d the 33111111' punt
bili(). 11 3 31 S t11•bnty sit'. h,• It e, Ir'
cite tlje';e liter, f"r th.' pul•pnso
throwing the bl tall' on the 14'1,:-311
delegates, who (limitless had selliei..l'
33(33.,„n for ILK/LI' O'utlut't, lino. ()lily '0
fend the British Iblegate-, 11„331
charge of r•h,trncli •11. The I3+jtr.,
Government is aueu'e tutu !he t•x'•;Cll
tini. r f tho treaty 3s d. delicate task, 1,
(inking aloud 1;111 31.3311 hnrnloe), Itt„
alt e'oitiriiii'to 1103l1•ess nlulll,it, r•'
t'eset,tltiVe,t tile iI('e''+,sily (If 1'''3llit,
n onncilillt,u•v policy to which I) 1111•
l313tschakttff allu,t•”. At the sem
time the Government would he (vett
lug tit si cerity if 1' did net pe'tet 141
e••rnlln eases it) which il'(s LIFI .4': slit
d1"1''t.lydi'1 ' the t:'y'al and tetli::typo
policy the Czar ha, Ili d:u•' d it ht. ' jab
to t'ars'i'', are ('IIdal,Lerit:g the ex, t't.
Hon of the treaty. Tite cn„(l(tet of 3 i
Ettlaq30 1'R'to'I'141rls" i7I 1!;'Nt,'l'11 JI ''U
311 1i,1 distinctly tends to how-, s-.;
1lenple that they ‘‘ill b' tushed wit
13nlgitt•ht, and even shows i1 tit-pn'.ilj,
ti, furnish then' with 11reaes f '1• re,i-:
iu,,r the e.talbliallule?U of a sepll1"lt
regime. Lord S,11isbury ci es jn pro
of these ass"rbo'la. the fact that 11
(3-ova/moot of ' n'ttern ytolltllrliIt 1
Knbrdit:ate to toe G .vorment of 1,311
,atria, nod i,'1P1111t•eull,y^ intended to r,
omit( so until the close of the norm's
tion, thtl, making a iransilino to tl
new regime 14`4 sinlil'Fi Ftl3t1 ltbrept 11
t1•I'1'lihle, and decidedly tootling to e1
courage resista„ce to the ttlulsitictl-
Alse. that recruits for the n,iliti t n
ill,listwitnilittlely (halon frotn 13nlgari
and R u+n'1j11., while at:cornillg to til
treaty the force ''f the tlte t(v'.Provi 1'
a1:on1(1 be distinct. The British Gov
eminent cannot. helieve,e'ltysitleriug 11,
sentiments the Emperor has expressed
' hriL tt.tage d1s1) '81)113118 tU'e til scoot,.
itilOb with t,is will. and o •us'(lr.l'; )list
they shoni 1 cease its soon a•, u's.ibt<
ttnnmeliatn 1•e-ista,llje to the treaty e
not be succe,sfnl,lts it will have to d•'
fair superior forces, intit might lead t
a renewal of the untold sufferings el
(lured 111 the late war. The respite..,
bility of fostering an illusion whir
(night lead t0 such consequences 1s ver
grave.
Messrs. Millburn, Bentley/ rt< Pearson.—Srs
1 feel it my ditty to inform you that last sprin
I lost my hearing with o to ear, and this fall
lost the hearing of the other also, ..plat 1 was s
afraid I would never be able to hear again. .
tried everything to bring back my blearing tba'
I could think of, but found i.; all in vain. A
last I made up any mind to try some of th
YsLLow Ohr,, sit I rnbbecl tt little on the ont4i.1,
of any oars two or three times a day. and e('m
ni;ht and nmrning. I )vet some wool with th
oil and kept it in my ears, and in one week'
time I could hear as well as I ever could, b
still rub oa the oil when the weather is cold
and. 1 keep wool also in my ears. I write thi
to you that you might know the worth of you -
Yellow 011. Yours, truly,
,Toffs °Lana:
For sale by Dr. C. Lutz, Exeter.
i3oschee's •i ilium Syrup can now be pus.
chased right at home, it is the Most sacce,sfe
preparation ever introduced to our people. I
work. like a charm in all cases of Consuls; -
tion, Pneumonia, Hemorrhages, Asthma, se-
vere Co:ighs, Croup and all ether Throat anti
Lang Diseases, No person has over n'.ed this
medicine without getting initnedtate relief, ye'
there area great many poor, suffering, skepti-
cal persons going about our streets with a se-
t spieinus cough, and the voice of colsnrnption
earning from their lungs, that will not try it.
If you die.it is your own built. as:yoa can go to
your druggist and get a Sample Bottle for 1"
cents and try it; three doses will relieve any
case. Regular size only ?,i cents.
CALL at tht first Drug Store and procure n
bott'e of Gray's Syrup of Red Spruce Gun for
coughs, colds, dee. We recommend its pur
chase at Drug Stores of respectability, as there
i, ,tu attempt to place in the hands of the pub-
lic an article under a similar name, put up in n
similar style, but of a white milky appearane
—the genuine being of a Clark brownish-ro,l
colony. It iv it wretched itnitation, and sl3ouln
be at moo rejected.
a
JOHN SOLDAN,
•
LEAF1NG SALE
BEFORE TAKING STOCK
SAMWELL & PICKARD
Will of/or for cash or 10 Days the 'balance of their Fall and Winter Goods at Cost so as to
make roonn for their Spring. Stook. 0111 goods we shall offer are new goods bought for this
Season's Trude at lower prices,
•
LADt1i S' MANTLES, at cost, HEAVY MANTLE CLOTHES, at cost, MEN'S and BOYS'
OVERCOATS, at Co 4. MINK BETS' and MUTES. at cost, FUR CAT'S, at oust.
CLOUDS and SCARFS, at oust. Also a full assortment of general
3)BY GOODS, BOOTS and SHOES, HATS CAPS,
1ININA TEA. SETS and CROCKERY which will be
Aired at bottom prices We are glad to say our stock is
tot large but fully a,sortod in all lines.
Although this has been a very hard season we are
,appy to say our 1nu,lo of doing business has boon ap-
'reoiated by the piddle as nur sales fur past year has far
:weeded our expectations. Thank 3311 customers and
(ittons for past favors and still solicit your patronage.
SAMWELL Si, PICKARD.
Exeter, Out,
Furniture and. Undertaking.
Ali ( S. FAIR13AIRN has on hand at 13ensa11 as large
anti as handsome a stock of FURNITURE AA can be
Rano in any ebtablirhla'nit 111 Huron, all of which he
IS PREPARED TO SELL CHEAP !
NOERTAKING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES !
Having p1 (mired a h,u,dso • e hearse, he is prepared
to attend to UNDERTAKING,
On the Most Reasonable Terms.
connection with the Undertaking, Business, he uses the Anti •Septie Fluid, which preserves
'it) holy anal dastroys all u,ienstve odors, and prevents contagion arising from decal bodies. A call
espectfully solicited.
1878) FAL
OLD RELIABLE 1-7IOU:aii DENTAL SURGEONS.
Office over O'Neil bank, and oppo1ite mwell
Picltar<ls
TJ W BL AOIfiSM1 'II SHOP
.1..lt Are WIN- CHELSEA,
Y.IIi CXl1.iu RAM.bttcof
Exeter, has . con,i'nonced
,usljreesi(tthe al.'vohranc'I•
ttWincholsott and is pre -
ea ell to dotal -kind of black
=tunes work ... =^� "° horse .$)loe-
ng<pe •ially attended to, Promptness, cheapness.
t11dr(no(1 work ,guaranteed, A will solicited.
le.exit W. )3Ut'J(INCHAII.
•
YBYRYE Co.,
In retuluing our 0103t(jlners 0113 sincere
hanks fur the you. lila rel support which has
,cou'exteiided to us for the threeyearstvu 3i0ve
osnl in Business, in Exeter, webeg to advise..
.ft Hitt w0
HAVE REMOVED
" 7 onr New Store, next door to Stairwell a
1' stei'n's, where lice will be better pr. paled
than aver try :oleos the wants of our 011'locums,
1Ve have added 1ari;.•ly to our Mock. and our
p, ices will be found low. r than any house in
the 'Prado. and the: quality of the goods typal
'o the best. 'We 1' mild ca 1 your ' articular
attention to our stock of could g Stovcp, which
•s designed specially for I'arnrl-rst use. The
castings are extra heavy, which prevents
/tracking or twisting by the litat.and tho prices
w'1 oceans of payment will be found very
reasonable.
0'137-Z1\723 & Co,,
Next Door to Barnwell &. Pfekar(1 s. Main street,
EiL &Cate. Tx - I2 'Q i
d (i
•
NEW F'1R11, IN( RA31'S 01,1) STAND.
llorseShieinr,ll'ogunaud Carriage Mknit R,Pia-
nlondt -arrows, and Pl.nrp. General 14n1ekeluith-
ing is all its brunches, at the for est rntr•r , and sat-
gtun•,titeed. iN re. a, call aid ex ammo our
work before t: ad' n _ elsi wbel e
McITILT MeHEID1'.,King St.,iltintll.
Bens,.11, June 20.1878. 31131
D1.NTAL.
(1 8 78 H.R. ABBOTT L. D.S.,M.It.O. D. S.
{ C7 Graduate of Royal College of
1t all times, rad )articularly ata period when Track, is universally depressed and money
euros. It is in the interest of every buyer to purchase where he can bet the at title he want,.
.t the lowest rate. In oaL'tug your attention to my present stock, I du so with eve'•y eoufi(1
q once; it Wing more caret ull;y essence and selected than that of any previous season.
u
I.n• the Dry Goods
ivety department is replete et'i'b the most seasonable and fashionable fabrics, marked a
.rices which should onrnnland the attention of the very closest buyers. THE ORDERED
CL' OTHIN , still has MR. Iv. IVES at it,.head
In Millinery
'Aiderthe ins -agement of Miss lioGloghlon, we can suit the most fastidious. Our stock of
uroceties, Boots and Shoes, Canadian, English and American
Shelf and Heavy Hardware
ale of the largest and best assorted in the Comity. Intending purchasers will consult their
best interests by examining mystock before going elsewnere.
JAMES PICNA.RD
GODLRICH
FOUNDRY
Founders, Engineers and Machinists.
MANUFACTURERS OF
'1NGINES AND BOILERS, FLOURING, GRIST AND SAW MILLS
STAVE AND HEADING Y;
tiid l ling Purifiers of improved kinds.
Agriculura Implements
COOKING, PARLOR AND BOX STOVES
Potash mettles, Sch:bol deals, &c.
Iron and. Brass Castino's to ol•cder:
For este cheap—Second hard Boilers and Engires Stave
ciliusgle, and Heading Macuinery,
Repairs on Boilers, .Eugiues, 'Bills, &c., promptlyattended to,
(==RICH FOUNDRY and MAI'WFACTUTRINLT
GODERICH. Ont.
and
co.
THE NATIONAL POLICY
Having triumphed at the polls,
ISAAC CABLING
18 prepared to give all his customers too bat oats that will accrue from its adoption, and has on
han•1 a large tool( of
Dry Goods, Groceries, Wines ana
Liquors, Crockery, Etc.,
his Store, Main Street, Exeter, which will be sold at
which will be sold at prices unheard of under Free Trade.
Has just commernie(1 business one half milt. At
West of Dashwood, and is prepa'•sd to clean
Clneks,Watohes and Sewing Machines. Um-
brellas repaired and Organs and Me11;diaap at.
tetl,lod to. Ttlese in want of his servicer-
shoulrl giva 'hint a 01111before goit.g away front
home. Clhalges moderato and untiresati+tae.
tion gnarnte0rt,
THE FA W1NTE TIRAilE
Eout sett te4 SOXI,
TAILORS andoL0't'i11i'n{ti,
't'al'c pleasure to it foltirl the innabituntrof Exeter
a(ld surrouauting century, that they have just
ope.ledclub an emiellOtltas.nrttnentof
t'N'eeds, Coatings, i estivgs etc.,
la the latest styles and patterns,anrl fool enured
that intueln atter ofclotang, they can suit the
moatfastidionstesteS,
KINSMAN, DENTIST,
Licentiate of
the Dental
College of ()n
tario, ln'ybe
consnit'd any
day. nitice-
11eXt t10or t0
the Post Office. Exeter, Out.
LEGAL
H. CADDY,
BARRISTER & ATTORNEY
At Law, Solicitor, dm. Office, Tanson's Bleak
Exeter,
1 ARDING HARDING. & WHITE,
73ari-Lora, httorneys, Solicitors, Com -
stoners, 13. S., (Sc.
Ir a u't,—IiUTTO1('s 13 Loos, Watel tenet, St
lI try's.
ion N 31, UAnDIN O. Fi . W. 13.ARDIA'e. H.A.L.W,rre
\\1' McDIAP1MID, B.A.,
It 1.1 IiISTI11 NOTARY, CONVEYANCER.
&e..
LUCAN,ONT:
1” +'SSRS. JONES & 1110SORIp''
R,trristers, Attorneys -at -law, Sollaitozd
01ul1 03 ry, Convoynncers. nominissiuuers IuBB'.
a'. Notaries Public, 8t, Mart's
(1. S.•JONES. W.C. JICRC11IP.
O''1cra--Button's B1ock,Wntest. Se Mary's
MEDIC U.
1 IR. COWL+'N. OFFICE -- MAIN
Street, Exeter, upstairs, opposite Central
Rotel. Side entrance, on the south -street lead-
ign to B. 0. Church.
s...—Orders left at Slice's shoe store will receive
prolut.t attention, 49-1y.
DR. HUTCHINSON, Member of
the College of Physicians and Surgeons of
Ontario, &o., etc., stain Street, Exeter.
DR. HYNDMAN.—CORONER FOR
1J the County of Huron. Office, next door to
Mr.I, Carling'sstore, Exeter.
T W. B13UINN1N(x 111.1).. C. M.
eJ • P. 8, Graduate ViotorinU1r''vers'ty• Office
and residence. Dor. :lint, t,a•horn tot y, Exe ter.
C. M0U411±;. 1l. 1). C. M.
� • Graduate o4 aeon] University, oltreal
°theeanuresidence,Exeter, Out. Waco ` ours -
8 to 1011, m and Ito 1011.13
nit. J. A. ROLLINS, M. C. P. S.
0., Victoria S•, Crediton, Ont. Office homy
iron, 0 to 10 a. tn.; 2 to 8 p. m.
CLUTZ, itis D..
• Uffice at his residence, Exeter.
IRVING, 411A1)UA.TI'; UNI-
1.F V118SI'yif Trinity College ue<. 1.eroollege
Puvsician,, and surgoonl Ont., C11.ccnirktou.
HOTEL1.
The 'r 7 IENTBAL HOTEL, CF,EDTTON
farmers of the surroundingcountry will find it to their ad, J
—Wm. raker proprietor. This Motel hes
vaaitl:ge to sell their produce without p:tying market
fees, on the Exeter mstrket,whicll is second
to none in the west, and then
can at the store of the subscriber nnd
Secure Immense Bargaint
there to be had in Overcoat,i 'r17 T{'1111 cloths Brom B oft 1 loth
Doe skins, Silks, "iViuceys, chines, and everything
n'eded in the Dry Goods line. The Grocery
Departirlont very Complete. An i'nPpecthon invito(1
No trouble to show goods 1S AC CARLINCG .
D
been newly tarnished 10131 fitted up ii first-class
style. Targe and conte ilont hnvr not Ins for
Commercial 7 ravi'ne's ; ).,est aligner and cigal;s
at the Bar. Attentive IIestlerp 4(15111'0 ON band.
111 21-11r11. 7SrILI:(A'M 131.1(Elt,
l`IIL ANC}ED HANDS. ---Thi' under-
Vsigni'nhavine,•entel the 1)ufielir,Ilonee,Cen-
tra)la,for e. term, it twill beOmit dat t1-pt-cbrps 3133-
t0t, with every accommodation for the trnvellirg
on bile, 0nnvrnielltEl/ die Statim). send l,ieurs
.and cigars ntthe bar. Attentive ihostlers.
1921s.
-13 BINGE OF WALES HOTEL.
Ci,TN
VON. (r. SWVAl' TS heating ilnrchaselt
(ho above betel, and fitted it throughout, now of -
I for;( fir •t -cuss accommodation to travelers, Goode
liquor and cigars at the her. (loud stabling and
attentive hostler on hand. Every attention patif
to guest.. •