The Exeter Times, 1879-2-6, Page 3t
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VelDieUABY 6, 1?379
THE lIUBBER.STAUP FIEND.
/ was bitting comfortably in the
parlor ,enjovitae it fragrant Havana.
My wife lind gone out for the day, Rua
therefore 1 was mijoyiteg the aforesaid
prescribed luxury. I iota just brought
myself te believe that the Silver bill
was fl titiemeial svouess„ awl Ws just
about to tide Talmage's views of Hell
and Ohicago, when I hear a timid. tap Many of our prominent street corners
at the door. Thinking it was one of are only stare ways. ' •
my wife's latly friends terve to make .ft
call 1 answered with all possible haste.
It was not one of my wiles lady friends.
It' was a tall, ang"I" man 01' abmIt boon following the sea for year.
WIT AND HU11.011.
dropper--Satart.
A drunken aborigine is a native in—
gin. •
Coffee is goode It's no.tea, bat ib's
Ill0B.
Song of the dry.good olerk-"S wing-
ing in delaine."
Brevity may be the soul of wit, but
poetry is the sotel of Whittier.
Theletter D is truly "an old salt—
forty summers, and more winters. He
was attired in a tight fitting cutaway,
out attheelbows. He wore a thirteen -
century has of hat class onmmouly
known as a " stove.sipe." • His pants
4, were very muchly 'bellied at the
bottoms, and were mnoli too short for
lam—disclosing- very advautageously
1, to view a No. 12 gaiter. His poet was
buttoned np to the chin.; leaving a
casual ole:erver very muph in doubt as
to whether he had on collar --or a
shirt, for that matter. Ho was daubed
from head to out with bright carmine
ink.
" Good morning, sir 1" he said, in
silvery ttmus. [It was five o'clock iu
the afternoon. j Nine tiny 1"
What fruit do you resemble while
ridiog cola jackass? A. pear.
Six. iuto four yon can't, is what the
vendor of shoes said to the fashionable
lady.
.A Northwestern Iowa newspaper re.
maated that is we unlooked for.
Oerbaioly ''took its
name from Alinib the first inan who
built a house.
' reoeitive, wait ; comparative, waiter ;
superlative, get it yourself.
A. lady jolting about her nose said"1 had nothing to do iu shapingit. It
was a birthday present." •
Benjamin married Ann. She was -
benefited and he was animated.— [Bat
'' Good iifternoon, sir!" I answered
it str Dos rts that the parson dune the
job and toot Ben.—Ooare.
Purses are worn much lighter this
year than for eoine setteons
Striped stockitigs do not come as high
et a fiat 1 as last season—in price we mean.
A. mar calls a pulpy after him by
whistling, bat a girl hits ouly to wink
at 01 e.
A little girl with alis inumps said her
headache had slipped dowa iuto her
nook.
What is the difference between a
tramp and a hoe 2 One longs to eat
in forbidding tones.
" I have a seieutifie invention here
that I would like to show you'—tfuue
bling in his pockets.]
" Don't want to see it 1"
He milled fione one pook
piece of something covered with the
Name brilliant color that bedecked hie
pereon. From auother he palled a Hal,
Land strap.
'13eidainin Franlcliu may have had
1:is kite; Dams Green may have had
ts tlyiug inachiue ; George Waubiug.
ton may have had his little hatchet—
but the man who invented this had his
Ana the other eats too long.
hides Patent :Electric Unconibustive
Orieutel Rubber Lan 1 -Stamp.' Por what does it profit a man if he
Theu he began. Ile stamped it on win twenty small bets and loose one
:the new wall paper ; on one of toe
copies of Hogarth which had cost me
.$27.20, (itud I got it cheap,) complete -
ay milling ode of the Hudibras plates.
" Nice things for marking hooks 1
Marks lioneu hotter thee anything ever
;before in..ventedr
Then he stamped it on my shirt-
front. Ho stamped the family Bible
from beginning to end. Stamped it ou
elbe framed copy of my marriage certi-
ficate. :Stamped it on severed oii.
great one ?
What is that which brings acold,curee
a cold, and pays the doctor's bill 2 A
draft.
Isn't it (leper how all the smoke in a
stove will find its way to one little crack
and come out ?
As he tipped his glass he remarked,
"How's this for rye ?"—the glass con-
tained five fingers of rye.
A Biddeford man by the name of
emintings. Thou he paused at the Shad has just failed. His liabilities
window curtains. •
" Tidelt vou'd like one ?"
Dy this time I had worked myself
Around to the canner where stood my
Ib W9.9 said of a miser that he died
double.beereled 1.1 Ot-c,01D
in great want—of mouey.
elot unloaded shire) the- riots. Now
:Richard was himself aeain ! I painted A refined gentle:nen—one who gets
the gun square iutisface. fined for a second offenco.
" No, sir." 'There is one pain of which everybody
"It is also good for marking all dtinds. makes light—a window pane.
.of entlery, guus,'and all implements of. Shouldn't " Bachelor's Haile" be
warfare." boilt without eves? Answer he prieta).
Then he stamped it on the barrel of 117e presume that all the Smith
Oaroliea people, who have pains go te
Aiken.
The mouth—an instrument for rend-
ering ideas audible, and of rendering
victuals i n visible.
A new Ringer jest atinnunced is kir.
Fieh, or as he will 'be billed, •Signor
Fiehi. Ile is probably a bass.
A very small bey wants to know if:
orauges cost four cense a piece, how
inuoh a whole one would cest. .
are said to be mere Shad -owes.
The toper's sentiment—early to rise
taketh the cobweb ont of my eyes.
'the gun ; or. But it is needless to
go further, &night one"
Since that time our hunt door has
leen loOked, and visitors are seen
see:thug ii aud out of the back -door.
"DON'T DITe'., OFF INIOREN. 'YOU
The janitor we as proud as a boy
with a new pair of red. mitteas. Sonne
kind soul in Hartford. Gonna had for-
warded the dub. a jaw -bone of a shark As the day brenles every twentv-frill
as a retie to hang on the walls, and be hours, Why don't we see some of ,the
fragments lying around loose ?
:Noe cervis," was posted nu n
cherch door at Boston. by the sexton,
daring the absence of the pastor.
The terrible goat prefer shnw bills to.
any other food.; that ie why lie is
sometimes called the bill-ey goat. ••
Olive Logan save that man existed:
more than 600,000 years ago. • She,
used to go to school with hirn. •
If the Governor General of Canndii•
wale wily single the Oittradian girls.
would soon be maidens all for Lorne.
An Englishman named Patton has
written a book en music. It will be
called " Patton on Airs," p.roblibly.
scientific man has clieeovered
kerchunk in de read.. It applies to de blue stnekings contain poieen. Penple
young man on a salary. of `.$13 a week ca,nnot be oe careful what they cat
who am courtin' a gal who kin use tip !IOW adlys.
.$2 It day an' not half try. It applies
fastened it op between the tear -trap
:mid the coffee mill and pleeed, under its
.sharp teeth the legend, " Don't bite off'
more'n you kin cliaw."
" Gemleit," Nnid Brother Gairdner,as
he pointed, to .tho legend. " the Ian.
;midge of dat enotto atu nut elegaut,
but de words .convey a heap of solid
cowmen sense, an' we dean' hey to .go
down ober forteen feet to Bi' de moral.
De man who bites off rnere'n be hiu
chew is gwine to get hisself in an em-
harrasein' sityouttehun. • De motto
aoen' apply apply altogeder to de eatin'
.of ni t en' titters. It means dat de
pusso who wants to fling on all
gorge usness has got to have de bricks
right own in hie pockets or fall clown,
to ft nano who finds lie can sell ont a
ward canons atid.deliber de wotes in a
.collar box. It applies to de rr.en who
buys up delegates -an'• depends ou de
honest voters to push him .threw. It
applies to de:chap smile :along de
aveuew wid de .ideieti in•hie-heitcl dat all
eneiriess would suddenly stop in case
death took him away. .• :
4*,6 4
Tilt VIOTORIA. HYPOSPIITTES 19
a nerve food Orestering the vital toree, and re- 44 Him would 'no endtibe in Latin
Don't despise a printer because lie
wears n. ragged cardigan. Ile wiry do
it for effect, and an increase of •salary.
There ie no'mietalring.a rend gentle.
'When he approaches •ft 1.11,0
lunch table livalwilys wants a mtplrin
an a 011ftiv. •
The great talker 'cannot be emmree
sed. • D,0bus BMW knnwknows in it mien ie
and then hies to tell what other people
know.
invigorating1111 the funetiehal ptodetetde of life.
It should be use11 pom5b1t1. ev,ef y ,co.4e„ of,
'loss of nervous force or general debility, from
whatever cause. It is also ono of the intrst,
powerfnl tonics Al,nd Wpod-oneritiors known,
per bottle, "
•
Ennons in diet, being oti"disease—Natienal
plira.4 the act of.kierling tws girls at
Once 2 Why, it would be oplural huge
yam, ydriet''
We were inn 'II amused at hearing
gentleman remark (ince that be was a
driveit • bile/1010r as •was his father beforehith.
72ER T.IMIJS •CA
•2114;x4rah for the 'igra.
"*Or THE
Piano and Sewino. Machine
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•'Shingles for Sale
FE011 $1 TO $1.00 P.G.11 SQUABE,
•At G. 84 3. 13rboks'
MHE LARGEST AND BEST STOCK OF
J. Silverware, China and Deli over soon. in.
Niresb, at •
En EaLEVIIS STORM
Arr. Draw tuts just recolved ao (=orient stook!?
Silver Tea, iietts,lantter Coolers,Buubleanariiuglo
Pickle Cruets, Cake Baskets, Pani Receivers, C
mullion Setts, etc.,of thet'13 oat Q imam plc. and 'rriple
Plato, midis offering the same a ilarices that would
ASTONISH YOU I'Oft. CHEAPNESS
1{o utas Just opened out a new and complete as-
sortniont of China, Glass and Htonewaros. A
largo steak of Lam ps just arrival. Call and satisfy
yourself as to Quality and Glicanoss, Como and
l'try onr instruments. Music 'Poacher stIll on
,
Services at coven, figure.
Special .utten tiou called to the Raymond Sewing
Machine, Organs and Pianos unsurpassed fur
beauty of design, and quality of tone,
E. DREW.
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THE EXETER
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THF, 8abscribor begs to announce to the khabitants of Exeter and the enrrounding Doua-
try, that he has oprned a TIN and $ WYE DEPOT in the store nearly opposite Mr. G.
A. Maces Groeury and Liquor store, Main street. Exeter, where he is p,epal cat to fill all orde.s
for
Cook, Parlor and other Stoves
At Manufacturers Prices.
Tinware, cheaper than the cheapest, and matin up by 'practical
workmen on the premises.
:;tere-Troughing done to order, Carriage Plating a Specialty Coal oil Chimneys, by
'Very hest and none cheaper.
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intending purchasers will always: find me at my pos1, ready to attend to my own business
ind prepared at all taunts to treat castomers courteously and supply them with a good and
uncap artic e. Depend upon it that nowhere can you get Wain: value for your money. '
The vary highest price iu Cash paid far Hides and Sheep skins,
E H. SPACEMAN.
Exeter P 0, actol.,er 15 1877,
JUST REcEIVED AT THE
EXETER G
A
CERY
AND LIQUOR STORE,
GREEN, JAPAN,
YOUNG HYSON
and BLA.OK TEAS,
RAISINS, curaums,
• PRUNES, DRIED APPLES,
IA LARGE STOCK OF
CANED Frturr,
SARDINES,
LOB STIf RS,
SAILION,
BITTED: SATTCE AND PICKLES. DPANDIF.s. GINS. WINFIS AND arrarps, BTE,IMALT,
SOOTCII, 'BIM AND COMMON WHISKIES, TOBACCOS AND CIGARS,
Wholesale and Retail.
MA OTT,
Main Street,Exeter.
----If you would be put in
G-OOD HUMOUR
CALL AT
RANTON B
And get some of the Bargains to be had in
SIIANVLS, ••
MANTLES,
MANTLE CLOTHES,
WOOL SQUARES,
FANCY HOSIERY,
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&e.
.
•
All marked down -to prices which will close qiem otit speedily.
The Tasteful, the Careful, ihe Discriminatino;, the Severest
Economisers, all. Delight to frequent RA.NTON BROS.
AN,DWHY ?
Because they keep the Latest 'and Most Fashionable Goods
and sell them at prices to .suit the titnes. Call and see.
No trouble to show Goods.
liAlITOVi altos,
•Eacrett'sineek, oi)pesite ,S.ItesiVell & Pielzard's, Exetor
TWO 4,1XliES WEST ol' TKO LONDON
Pt0A1), TT 0L HA.Y,
A good supply of Hemlock Lumber antlCeder
Po stseuustantlY Laud
W-4
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hong over entitled
T LFPrice only $1. nt gyunia
,SE,12-PRESEL 1 111 N
111 receInt of 11. it
treats of Exhausted Prontatun.:"ii
Nervous and Phya,,eal Dainty, and the milks)
concomitant ins n1 untold that 3,4011
therefrom, and contains more than 50 original pre-
ueriptionsi any one of which is worth tim lance of
the hook. This he al: was written be the must ex.
toast re and probably the Intact shilfici oactition er
in America, lowborn was awarded a gni a anal
riled medal by the Nat ional Medical As,nchriion.
A. Pamphlet, illustrated with the 'very finest
Steel Engrarings-rt MST -
HEAL
vel of art and beauty -
sent TREE to (1111. Send
for it at once. Address
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Letnu, entirols, vegetable...no particular care fare.
in:krc I vim !Ai tog them. They operate nitliont 3138.
ivroan.•<, 1 1 the constitation, diet, or oecunatinn
.3 minalce, Ileadacho, CoostiliatiOn, Xinpuet
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riza:ses, Sour EructniiOns front the Stomach, Bad
Taste la the 'South, raloue e!tnehn. PC1/1 111 reglor
of lildneye, Internal Fever, Dictated feeihsg 'Zoo,
ittomm•It, nosh et' Blood to Mad, take /h.. Pierce,'
Pleasant 1..nrgative Pellets. In cxplanaticn of tin
gr. at UV:11'114v of dIsrases, it my lie so 14 that thrh
atqlon upon the animal economy 1. unlvcrsrl, 1.01, c
gland er Coen) emeapIna thole sanative trunreets. A4
1:44.8 1(51 Lutstir the VeollettleS of these M.11. 1:,
'They are Eagar-coated an11. inclosed in glass b.ttios
their virtues 1 ,elig thereby 1411'5011'1111 0103111411n ,1 2.1
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1.1111 put up lu cheap wooden or Intateh,kar.1 box‘s
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Purgative, is indicated, thesellttle l'ellotH tval Om
the most porfeet sat ISatetion. bold by drugg5t1.
11. V. Ping PE, M. 1)., Paorzt,_1,'oritra Dispensary
and Invalids' lietel, Buffalo, N. Y. (,)
exlirToits.-"Froniunt head.
\ achn, discharge fall lariat t,..roat
bir sometimes Droftte wittery, 1 114
mettles, purulent, mon, ivo,
in others, a. dryness dry, watery, Weak, 11' Iona get
eyes, stoppitur hp, dr obstruction, of lin 1i:
sageh, 31(13310(2 131 ears, deatues3, hawking Wel eo(5
log to (guar the throat, ule era t Ions, 00(21,1 (1011 2(1( 1113
voile (11 1(011! nasal twang', offensive !weal [ma 111
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litvoaftotlnhAod time.
syiriptonis are likely to Lc preby,..in 1123
BR. SAGE'S CATARRH REILA31r
produces rancid cures of the worst eases of Catarrh
no matter of 1101V long stanliter. The liquid Wal(d)
111a3 $111111101, or Witter n111)110 hy 1(1(3 1125 tof 3)r
I'lmtett'S Doarbe. This is the only form ()I' insttlt•
meta yet 'Invented with illdd inediento can 11
earric,1 nitat ttc and 1,1t1trACTLY AM -Up to ar
parts or13,1 all'eeted nay passages, and the ('1(31(14
hers 01' CA 1 I man ',',oilming herewith, in whiel
sores and ttioerd 'onttently xlot, ntel fimn whit 1
'the ento rrtial nActiarge yoner,11.17 r)r011I4:1. UK
1$ 1)1(11$11,11t and oasily aniterstood frddi 1111.04t110111
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