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WIT AND HUMOR.
There's one sphere that belongs to
'everybody—to women as well as to
41m—um], teat's the atmosphere -
"I have
tmosphere."I1u4ve Se theory ab,ant the dead
TIE TIMES
bock, .and to the day ofpia death, 1O!Shingl'es for Sale
y .ears. later, be e Hs fever freefroni the
„ FROM. *1 TO ;61G0 >?zan sgz,AR1:
intermittency. "I am broken hearted," ..
he would Hay, "pliyaically broken -'.1U `• & S• Brooks'bawmi11
hearted." And be was l but the kr.onl- wwO midge n•>vs'rOF 1''13F I.ONlaa°
BOAT). P(1PliAX.
edge of the broken heart tempered mer.
sa 1 • of Hemlock Lumber and C.eda
venously his passion and saved hien oestse0anetiula on hitter.
languages," said the new p student. many yeli.rll Qt really neefu1.1ife, He a,
'"Whitt, is it?" ;a i,eci the professor. died ultimately from an acute febrile '�(( indeed
4 n setae -
book eaae-
uth
ver
..That the • were killed 1j bel„ stud- tlaeorder. Chatltbrr s Ja.urrauf. cis l
;led too fiord. r ------- SLF-1'RRSElis TION
Wol.L ' THYSELF
on had been Eve' Paid an . D 1' NAltit `A MECIIANIr, Prceonly$1. ntnTtn.tl
, tett q� , nn reccapt of pn e, It
ire :so rnolnuetetin atality Prewature Dee'
urchin to ta, stingy old mint, proverbial . �'� Nerroe,a rand PbssltAl Aebility, and Clic ct. l sa
fee her meanness. 'Why so rlee. A young mon commenced red tilittnn m con t
sane"
do
renitent ills and untoldmiseries that menti
' 'you 1 1 9uh) wuwan, and R a reared to be well t erctrom. eelecnteieseiereteeneeeneisoprc.
cause,' said 11@, 1 au Tonle bane eaten - ll ainazote anyone ofwhich i9worth the price or
all of the Apple instead of divid• ing r. ' ' la iaNeai, One evenbe cnikeit when alae nen
. nen ben: cwaswritten lm•the ecestex,
c,inb it. k teltaiceand prehublvtbemr•takufu{tanctitioiur
It Ives (suite fit:t, a►ltioh real thn l sling in America, to whom eves elinreleel.eee:elan,iy,�r-
�i- Ilttla h. ny :ver Bent t� a store for onelentoeeteennea.s'n'e ese'1ettefi nines,
RotnEa @,2,i,"H, Ill'f4)rt3 reaciliti� hoflle ll@ llcdy to kipgtlirU a9'lier6 li@ IiRd llle$it. A I'ato:lal«tet, ino.•rarateal with glee t;cxlr ono
dropped ed them. In RBA to hie ""I lead Ota asurk ta•llight.' titert - .ra.l•I _-a tsar• k
1 p ',whoa, d;, you w telt fur ai inn__
n.. � Tel cf art rind beauty- AL
Wither who asked :'Dill yell break ' sant > rte to a1: Seed
" T kt .ae iiinoired in watollishrnene. { far la: a• nitre. natives
nF ?' h@ replied : vee. I aiiain't break , nn anonv eine sen
any, lint the nhell'i ozone off of aomt+.' "eelituoly, replied the young man. p Qa rt -rue noaas4 ]Btai.THysELF
4 t MU i1 iitetlhanlc
A lecturer who had been > ritisiee " a'% titplilivi flits „spas of a nlechmlile,` ? . ; OP
.
for sing too lalnf wuldttil, referred tie' and she turned up her pretty nose. !DOMINION XI IIIb . `.� "
this fad, r-nd said , I a jell ;Meru; vas', Tine WASthe plat lime the young man
long as I Please.' The critic, wile was' cidltt:ti t11:3 you,h;,; lady. ire ianOir as
in the an lienee, oriel Qat : '.ill right• i wealthy noon and bee one of the butt
if Via t'll wily 'stein Welting When Y" tct101011 in tete i „,hitter ben. wife,
oto r yo
ova "halt bo t:tzti'i el3.
'Ilh4) petitereal;• who ditlliltr•a3 the
A fashionable young miss Teas taken 1 „,onto of thu macho/tie iK ;near the wire
tri a miserable footeeet rcegtal:tr sageent
&about grog sojis, verdant, silly, miser
by her ot niter to the a .ontree find eel.
fbrava I)A..Lberftelhy for treatment.
The doctor re.'; a knife ander iter belt, t elite girl is obliged to take in washing
in preset: -o of her mother, instantly hi "ilea to eltil)p')rt hereof „nil; child-
eeverieg it, eon teaclaainling : 'i' sty, ren`,*
mad.une, don't you knew Were are np {,uta dislike the name of mechanic,
tare of thirty verde of be)'vela ennt'e.n- t oh f `ma who hrothert, are beet well
nil under billet girdle. Go hunt'•, ger'ti ` t#remitted i'•er'ertt, We pity any girl who
natueefair pla ..send yot1'll have no need! ; it,, 1,,,„„ nt a•ti°aftt, ti t t;,,fi, tea flit .lt It.,
of a: prescriPtien,' l of a rating meant far lei•ittg a reetirillit'-« n
A fair and hn' om New England nil I our ofGod'sIItneltleetnen --the mint airs,one
on, Mil hail paned thre�r 11nal,aelde. re.trilled their litioterable taertioitugee of hew
•eentty went with tS gentleman, w111, in ve'1l';t ort.•tatures.
Vial yo'latter deans yn hall llai'l her marked Iiiaafarce. pillow,let lion, him I, .,,t Lvov
aattention, to inepeot the grmvea of her l y ,Dina! men who work for m li, io,;;, for
.7ear departetle. After coy*tetnplhtingyo') malt' one of tnlrse sitsys be menial
them in tnoalrnful ailencr+, ahomur{unr-
en1 te her companion: '.Us, dmmea, you
nigh! have been in that row now, if
to nit of thief„. Par better to tb'ohaargo 1
the wen -fed pauper, nitre eel 11ie rings.
ie9selry, brnzoune ee and polnl1oeity,anet ij
you hod only hal as little morn tours t sire to pint' it reotiontt the enlloutl.
age,,' ha is1ed, itdantci an,i meheataie.
P. T. Barnum says : 'I tell yon, as n Thom anal l;tavo 4i t Orly repented
;rlinavti]hat1, you cen't make animals I their folly who have turned their bnekr
dank whiskey. They know tater.' on !omen imluetro . A few years have
the N)rrietnwn "herald” says tins '•taught theta m eevero lesson.
0441'.17 *Wm i.; rietelcen. We onee beard
a women call one of a Pec nit-stnrcy Por.trxrCsa.s-.1 brace, active, intelti•
window to an railed that loot for noar• gent terrier, belonging to a Indy friend,
ty ar hnnr leen trying in vein to tin. one day dieeovered a monkey belting.
1,4 the front door, 'Drank again. yon if; to an itinerant organorrinder, seat•
Bald are ytln?' And if a hog isn't ,1d upon the bank wiaxil) for heal The
thin the ground -1,
aid ,elwhat la it and at oneie made a t
g M:UN STJ1 T, EXETER.
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TO LET 24R,•4.414S
so
P,
PEI ' �`Ml.i.',
Harr', Tooth
and Nail
RUSHES
ETC., ETC., ETC.
a, rr,canrr,, �a
f� ,)t)1IIN tO L:113O1t.' Rfl 1 .3
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Complete 1Etoc
NEW and CHEAP FURtIT1U
EG LE.
to my new
tuns, Sprint;
stere, I h
prices, avid
first quail
sfatction
net eve,
foxed
The
ibis
tut
asp
TRERS
FIRE
Ilio intn4ereba r S.1;.,rnnPq, wislaeS #� tlaraul� tiro people of 3%ea key,
nraal pkcr+lntat a cs hfrb Dan ha, rcveirc:l e;n 4 o un,a+�nn Tutt, ass „d w„a c
o
b ''n
f„r,youtateer A have to large vtt;a.utia to ellT;max
r
IGHTJ
J :wellery„ ” !
Jewel/derv!
!
Jewell;
CHEAP AND GOOD
aitasln7;'4.
„nil Jou
,,, aoataa of tvh
JUST ItEC IVLD AX THE
X E .Tm R GRO
AND LIQUOR STO
A LARGE STOCK or
E.
;11
OMEN, \, .Ifi�7,P ),T,
YOUNG HYSON
aalt1 BLACK. TEAS,
.1 A!SINS, CURRANTS,
PRUNES, DRIED APPLE
CA`ED FRUIT,
SARDINES,LOBSTI� RS,.
SAL5 O`,
,
an
Thewereanntribtttiug tnwlsr•1a m :haanil;c•y, who was attired In It>alzot antit r1I'rTEIt S.ItrCE AND i'Ia`iir.r.;;, BRANDIES. GINS, WINES ANTI STIMPS. RYE, MALT,
it • a "j a ' TEACHERS"
i f,' Soo IIusii. AND commas W1'I'iISK1F 3. TtnesCenni Ann (Itian e,
nand 1.4r the "lingni'lnment of the heat, airtttted the. onset witlh ouch nn• PU I it., SCHOOL, Zl..lCH 1 S"
Wholesale and Rct:zll.
disturbed imam J
! f him
„ilii' that the dog halt-
ed within a few feet o :ins to recon•
ware. R d1i nniu)n1s tools o lung,
steady stare at nee other, but the dog
evidently WAS rtect,vnaing from hie euro
prise, anti about to make a spring for
ale intruder. At this critical jtulienne%
the inonkey, wlio had remained per -
The .011" Letter.—A. Coektiep iii- fectly quiet hitherto, reseed Itis paw
Clilired at the post „moo the oiler day and graecefully eaaiuted by lifting Ids
fur a letter forI?nery Ilogden. e batt. Toe effect watt unigio'1l ; the dog's
wen tend there was eons, 'Look 'er@," head and tail dropped, and he sneakedakesneakedtie •replied R little angrily ; You've hex -
ermined a llodd letter for my name. It
doli't Aomrnenee with a hhandl; it bo•
gins with a ho. Look in the ole that's
got the
'Smoking in holland,' said a travel -
ter, 'is so common that it is impossible
so tell one person from another in a
(Atom full of smokers. 'How is any
tae who is wanted picked nut then ?'
asked a listener. 'Oh, is that case a
writer goes aground with s pair of bel-
lows and blows the buloke from befure
each face till be recognizes the person
called for. Faet, gentlemen.'
�1h,lreh it the other evening ata
"ti f �re3t \a�varl; couereR:a• EXAMINATION.
Pion. 'I'll onntrihntn Sell; seri one
brother, 'I'I1 go $t30 better, mud rntiltei
$;511.' slid another brother. And
Dieu the fist cnntributnr, in the ex
.itelna'aat of the moment, Raid, '1;'il call
von ; whet have you got ?'
aiN
A BROKEN H.EA.RT.
A. mn ii1 said to be "red"or "white'
with r e. In using these expressions,
we ar 1:hysiologicaliy speaking of the
nervous eonditioii of the minute Cir,'
mutation of a rnan'e blood. '•Iced" rage
means partial paralysis of minute blood
vessels ; and "white" rage means tom-
eporary;enspensiou of tufo action of the
piitne mover of the circulation itself.
13ut such disturbances cannot often be
Produced without the occurrence of
permanent organic evils of the vital
organs, especially of tate heart and of
the brain. Oue striking example is
given by Dr. hiohardton, in the case
of a member of los own profession,
"This gentleman told me that an orig.
inial irritability of temper was permit-
ted, by want of due control, to pass in.
to o,dispoeitiou of almost persistent or
cbronio auger, so that every trifle in
his *way was a cense of unwarrantable
irritation. Somiaetimes his anger was
so vehement that all about him were
alarmed for hairy even more than for
thenlselvet, ; and wilon the atimoli was
over there were hours of sorrow . and
regret iu private which were as the
prerious rage. In the midst of one of
these outbreaks of short, severe mad -
twos he suddenly felt, to tiee his own
expression;, as if his .'heart were lost,"
r He reeled under the impression, was
rlauseatetl and fniut; :then reeovering,
lie put his hand to his wrist, alai dis-
bovered an intermittent action of his
Leila as the cause of his faintness. Ile A,+tdioants wen pion'so etuo Rainey exnecten in
ill: ver e Ix1 .11ytel' ratllied from that spahxoplaesatfott,alsogiro.rcferoucos, WILLIAM
1 iIINSTON, eyoodltani, p, o,
m
off and entered the honer.. refusing to
leave it till be wee satisfied that the
polite but mysterious guest had de-
parted. Itis whole demeanor showed
that he felt the monkey wag some-
thing '° annum," and nut to be med-
died with.
Is the sterns of adversity whistles around
you, whistle as bravely yourself: Perham the
two whistles may make melody. If you feel
an indisposition to exertion, weak nerves, pain
in:the back, etc., or aro alfiiotcd with any af-
fection of the scaretory orgaus, ase I'•xcronxa
Buono and tJvt 'tins/. It improves the digest-
ive powers and strengthens trio weakened and.
debilitated organs. For sale by all dealers. $1
per bottle.
NOTHING Ito good to kill worsts in children ar,
Freeman's Worm powders.
Andrew Jackson said Napoleon stood alone
the man of his time, and that it would be five
hundaed years before the earth produced his
equal. It will also be five hundred years le -
fore the earth will produce a liniment equal to
Eagyard's Yellow Cil. For burns, bruises,
wounds iku., it cannot bo rivalled. In rheu-
matism, neuralgia, spinal complaints, etc., it
proves a messenger of mercy. For sale by all
dealers.
Natioual'Pills purify the very fountain. of
life.
Fon public speakers or singers. Grey's Syr-
up of R• d Sprain Ginn will be found invalu-
able iu preventing that dryness of the mouth
and threat complained of by those who have
used the ordinary cough lozaingers or troches:
Iohn Andrew, Esq., Professor of Elocution.
Montreal, remarks that it has been of essential
use to himself, aurl that he has on many oc-
casions induced public singersto use it, who
have invariably expressed themselves delighted
With its effect upon the voice.
Cut this Out—It May Save Your Life.
There is no persou living bnt what suffers
more or loss ' with Lung Disease, Coughs,
Colds er consumption, yet some would die
rather than pay 75 cents fur a bottle of medi-
eine that would cure them, Dr. A Bosohoe's
(woman Syrup has lately been .introducer) in
this eountry from Germany, and its wondrous
cures astouish every one who trvs it. If
you deub what we say in print, cut this out
and take it to your druggist and get a aaittplo
bottle for 10 emits and try it, or a regular eine
for '25 gents.
ANTED -IN S.S.NO. 13. BLAN
V SHA.1113, a teacher halting a socon!-class
sertilloato, Ditties to eolnm,nen go tile rat of
January, 1879, Appiinations will be received by
the undersign° 1 on *o the 7btle day, of November,
111E Salnli•nnnn'el examination of
eeneet•etieaft,rlitbiar, sehont F,'.t'a er. tic,v'un
Vitro' rtialcutt'., wiil tet' •n bt to row n 'ef tau tor.
it la. cntntntawiug,en Motility, the letat litcember
„sink nt 1:1tt p. tn.
Perm; of w,to.0 tn be. la•+ei'inue:il• riven by tial.
tIo.nd.ieint,'4, cue bo obt,,iva,l tab ulgtfit.1tiun to
the seertttarv, anti must 110 returned to 10,10,, pr4'
111.11y titled up ant hater tutu the lees Nutv.tntieer
ne,Ct,
c-:utdi tato9 are regoirod to forward to the Sec-
retary the tacit t my ctertifieetee et heroes lit
aching Ulla tuuitl c11 erecter.
1'i•:TI it ADAMSON,
Sea iluurd Earl.
0oderieh, net., 3R no.
CECDIR
HEALER IN
GROCERIES,CANNED SALMON,LOBSTERS,
SAfDIN ES.
CONFECTIONERY.;
FRUITS, &L`., &t;,
Has always a good and fresh supply,on
hand.
Also in TOBACCOS, lending brands, CHOICE
CIGARS, foreign and house mails, all the boat
brands. Gives him a call and you will bo sero to
get satisfaction.
TOBACCOS ANI) CIGARS, 1YHOLESLE
AND RETAIL.
Agent for Great Western Steamship
Line, New York and Btieetol.
REMEMBER THE ADDRESS:
SHIP GROCERY and TOBACCO STORE
MAIM STREET, EXETER.
IiE'NIOVAL!
REMOVAL!
REMOVAL!
MATO VAL
REMOVAL!
REMOVAL!
P. FRAYNi
has remove to his now shop, lately occupied by
Perkins ek Co—two doors north of J. Grigg's book
store, whore you will find everything usually ]sept
in a first-class harness establishment, which for
quality of material and style of workmanship
IS NOT EASILY SURPASSED
Galt and examine my stook before purcliesing
elsewhere.
PETER FRAYNE.
DO NOT READ THIS
ILL
received a lot of new machinery, I
would inform the farmers of the sur-
rounding country that I am prepared to manu-
facture all kiude of Rorse Rakes, Borley
Forks, Grain Cradles, Snaiths, etc, and having
secured the services of a first-class Tamer, I
ani prepared to do
ALL KINDS OF TURNING
on the shortest notice; and for style and price
I defy competition. Always on heed n first-
olase stock of Fork and Shovel harulles,- Mill,
half a mile south of Exeter.
A. C0T'.K,G.
G. .rl, :N.LEA, 01
tfaiuStreet,Exneter,
Iurga foz' 'ilea Sign.
lel" TIIE
Piano and.
Seurinm Machine t
rrHE LARGEST AND ]ZEST STOCK O1'
.1. Silverware, China and veif ever seen iu
the west, at
Z. 'i7�9S STC�i-�.
Mr, Drew has just received an excellent stocker
Silver Tea tietts,Butter Conlers,Donbleand dingie
Pickle Cruets, Cake Baskets, Card Beceivers,Cona-
mouton Setts. ote.,ofthe Best QuadrupleandTxiple
Plate, and is offering the satueatrrice° that wauld
ASTONISH YOU FOR CHEAPNESS!
FIe has just opened out a new and complete as-
sortment of China, Glass and Stonewares. A
large stockof Lampsjust arrived. Call and satisfy
yourself as to quality and cheanoss. Come and
try our instruments, Music Teacher still en
hand. Services at lowest figurea.
Special 13ttontion called to the Raymond Sewing
ifaehino. Organs and Pianos unsurpassed for
beauty of design, and quality of tone.
E. DREW.
THE NATIONAL POLICY
•
Having triumphed at the polls,
ISAAC CA.RLING
Is prepared to give all his customers tno benefits 'that will ncorue from its adoption, and has on
hand alarge stock of
Dry Goods, Groceries, Wines ana
Liquors, Crockery, Etc.,
At his Store, 1Vlaiu Street, Exeter, which will be sold at
which will be sold at prices unheard of under Free Trade.
The farmers of the surrounding country will find it to their ad.
vantage to sell their produce without paying market
fees, on the Exeter market,which is second
to none in the west, and then
call at the store' of the s'z•bscriber and
Secure Immense Bargains
there to be had in Overaoaitirig, Fitll-cloths, Broad -cloth
Doe skir1a, Silkw, Wi.noeys, Dentines, and everything
waded in the Dry Goods line. The Grocery
Department ve.ornl? �
,rComplete. An inspection. invited,
�
'.t. nl)le $d Ahow goods ISAAC CA.RLINGI
�Cl t t`7