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" OUR" CHURCH.
Iter wonderful what lots of folks
Have got to lose their souls,
And their unworthy carcases.
Be oast in °house holes
Detentes they die outsiee our pale
We leave them in the lurch;
They might have known of this he time
Ana come and joined, our ohurob.
The dootrine that we advocate,
The way that we baptize,
aloe primitive and'simon-pure—
The rest are only lies;
We held the cream of all the truth,
By study and research;
Of yours° its bad for other folks,
But bully foe ow church.
We oast our ministers in moulds,
One pattern, for them all ; ,
We test their voices on one note
Before theyget a call.
I f Cue elrould dare to change his view,
We then apply the birch,
Andt that fails, we ere him out,
And Melte hint leave our ehurch.
Conversion we believe to be
*coming rourd to us ;1
The holding of another creed
We think ridiculous.
Of course we love to save their seals,
And take a lively search ;
But lois of them we know are lout
Because the mho; our church.
Our dewily hides lots V eine,
",;."` That is, our owu it eloelte;
Bat Boulehaw it alu't big enough:
To cover other folks.
A dreadful handy garment this
r-tz cue o spot or emirs'',
But still it leaves a wa .reiti wide
For those outside our church.
Ufa -giving waters we dispen e
carried througu our pipes ;
But if it comas through other tubes
It's dishwater or swipes.
We help the poor, we heal the sick,
If roosting ea oar perch;
Unfortuuately there are some
Who starve outside our church,
Our pipes are laid hi Biudoetan,
Tu earth aud south and west;
And just a few awl out our plan—
The devil gets the rest.
We couut it strange that God sbould leeveg"
So many in the lurch --
But an uncommonly soft thing
For these inside the church.
Sb listen when we ring the bell,
And rush to get a Beet;
This is the crest air -tine route,
With palace -oars complete,
Don't listen to those other men,
Nor make a longer SiarOU,
" Through tickets, without amigo of oars,"
0 QOM aud joia our church.
WIT AND !JUNIOR.
ded gate to facilitate courtship." As
it is not the gate top the old man kicks
at when be sails in on the scene, it 9.
pears to us the padding has been nue-
applied.
A. oimk•pooket taken with his band
in some one else's pocket endeavors to
invent all maurxer of impossible expla-
nations of the phenomenon. "What'e
the use or trying to lie about R so clum-
oily ?" says the magistrate, benevolent.
ly ; "haven't you a. lawyer ?"
The Rule of Three --.There are three
things that no man can ep—a point
on a lead penoil, n pointed joke and nu
appointxueitt with a dentist. There
are three things men always borrow --
postage stanips, cigarettes and oar
tickets. There are three thiugs no wo-
nu eau do—oress before a horse, rwasePaintwinhigt.,.Ping,Paper-hanging
burry for a horse -oat and understand
aereasonable prices and punctually.
the difference between ten minute. and
half an hour. J. KI mu:cc*. Main st
Exeter.
BUCKINGHAM'S OLD BLACKSMITH
NOVEMBER 14, 1878
von
T.E-IIS TS NO 130MB.A.ST
slum is still going, Mr, 8.134okieglartm
desireato return his sincere )111111
thanksto iia
patz•ons, w h o
ed him in the
would intimate
num or ous
have support
past, add
that having
-recovered from ionsjU
nes% ho intends to future, to
take chart+ at the ltoree-slmeing degartmeztt
and at the lowest rates.
S. BTICEINGHAX,
Ail ot er work done in zheyery est style
pA.INTIN G
PAINTING
KITCHING
Is prepared. to do all kinds of
Settlements Hard to Get.—}'Titis
country," remarked a ttave..t ut Norte
Iowa, “t.ettles n v sapidly."
"Y a -a s. * repii• • •,+; Int rvous-
lywateliiput f a cons
Stable 6L46;, totlit'r 1.-iAle
the id•il ; et b. der iPt'd Mgitt
Neter ties., the pt --110 d.' A.d b •
tore the ttavie1.1 ceuld t. J Inzito eF-
plain, he Was uitia4;;; Iliac a Illistliit.
across the traelilees wait ie, with tire
constable a bird becond.
Japatteee women, it is said, nevet
seo aud don't know the use of pins. So
we suppose a young Man in Japan can
go up Sunday mght to Ids Nweetheart
without being suzatri.ea luto a yen as
big as the aide of to house, before lie
gets his unpfoteced at in half way
around her belt.
Iri all f Woudell Phillips' talk eke t
the "1.1 e:A a," be has never a. *tad
t • say iht the art of filling, lighting,
e -t k,Tosene lame without
on one's fingers to
.:. a week. This art is uuknowt,
d the question is, could the
1 VII A LIVIA hi f ilood di it ?
IL tiny thing—a fork.
The best time on record—lunch time.
A. lone association—an old maid's
club.
Where does the sea serpent go in
the winter ?
Tue only safe way to bet on boat
races or any other races, is to take the
money and buy a farm. ,
lie saw o. negro molting a meet-
sobaum. "Thunder 1" ho exclaimed ;
"why the pipe's coloring him 1"
As the cold weather comes on, let us
warn our agricultural friends against
stickiug their fingers into a coruahell-
er to !num them.
It is stated by eminent naturalists
thl't the very rats come creeping out of
the woodpile and laugh like demons
when a woman tries to saw a stick of
wo
"Oan the truth ' overtake a.ie ?".
shrieks an exchange. We will be frank
with you, neighbor, it can, but it de.
vends very much on how far ahead the
truth is at the start.
'Tie sweet to be xemembered—
' " But there's One thing sweeter still—
.
' Via sweet to be forgotten,
When you owe a man a bill
Don't it, ,e11
"Love is blind,' and that's . the
re tson that it can get along with oue
small band lamp, turned down as low
as it will go, as well as under a blaz-
iug chandelier of fifty,burners.
‘,1 Rieh .parvenu,',..who knows nothing,
of painting, to an artist—"How shall I
hang this pieture 2" Artist—I would.
riot hang it if I were you; but commute
its senteuce to.. solitat•y imprisonment
/or life.
Tlief1urlington'Ti4lacelk has noticed
that from the time .a boy is eigl:' t years
old nutil he is thirte,en he devotes two reatism eneuralgKspittal cm:bpi:tints, ete., it
solid hours of each day of his InleY life' proves a messenger of merey.'•:. For- sale by all
to learning how to make it now kiud of
110-1M. : ., , f ' ' . National Pills nurify the very fountain of
lite.
"NY here'a -my angel 2" asks a ‘ poet. Tull VICTOIIIA FTYPOSPITXTMI is emphatically
• Ten to one- elle ie /Aug oti a - lour go a terve food; restoiing the" vital force'and rd -
reading a sensational boyar,' While her invigorating all the functional proCesses of life.
mother is frying slapjacks:' for supper Tosspoofulnd be used premptly iul ecterY . case of
be
force or genera 4hilitY; from
10 the kitchen.
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Puets:!'"attlitels"are whatever arise, It...is,,also semi soCtlie'rebst
that chaptcter, of .girls. powerfnl tonics and blood -generators known.
Not long op, as all elderly cantle
wore out walking, a lady en the other
aide of the street tripped and fell down.
The olti gentleman melted acme the
street, raised his hat, and eared to as-
sist her in any possible way. Hie wife
followed hini across at a slow pace, and
witnessing his devotion to the strattger, - -----
see got mad ard shook her fist at hint. VIA.BDWAliste !
"It's ad right—its a:I right," he whis •
46y, et„,s; ts,” euti‘ If you went any of tltriring it will payyou to
exelnitind : **IIei7t• au unknown woman
,tubs [ht td, , 4101 yi.0 plow across the
stn.. t to eel her up with kindness.
The ether day when I fell down etair,.
y..0 1-40.41 told laughed end oltucttled
and tickstal your ribs, and wanted ter
knew if I was practicing fur a °irons."
io other girl's nose itches tto much
as that one that wears a diamond ring.
A. too sensitive lover in Burke Co.
Ga., has broken off his engagement be-
cause his sweetheart named her pet
calf after him.
A Kentucky farmer write to the lo-
cal newspaper, complaining ()Mho low
price of dairy produce, and odds: "I
shall not sell my eggs for eight cents
a tiozen—it don't pay for the wear and
tear of the hen."
What was the principal element of
my success? asked a reformed milk-
man of wealth at a workingmen's con•
ventiou the other day : and behold, his
modesty overcame his assurauce, when
it ragged boy from the gallery answer-
ed back, "Water, you old cheat !"
The agricultural papers are howling
to kuow how shall we keep the boys
and girls on the farm ? Well, suppose
y ei hide their clothes. Years ego
whet' we hid a boy's clothes when he
was in swimming he geuerally staid
right there till ni,ht or the cl.othes
eaMe.
A skeptiii;wIto was badgering a sim-
ple minded old moo abont miracles
and Balsam's ass, finally said : "How
is it possible for an ass to talk ltke a
man 2" "Well," replied the honest
old believer, "I don't. see why it aiut
es easy for an ass`te tat like'a man as
it is for a man to talk like an ass.
Fon public speakers or singers. Gray's Syr-
ep of,R; d Spruce Gum will be,foend invalu-
able pi proventhig.tliat sleyness of the moutn
and threat' coniplanied by-thoie who have
used the ordinary cough lozengors or troches.
Cohn Andrew, Esq., Professor of Elocution,
montreal, remarks that it has been of essential
use to himself, and that hp has ou ins.ny oc-
Casionsiidneed fie* Cinders to use t, who
have iiriariably expressed themselves •delighted
with its effect upon the voice.
_ 4
Andreviqeekettn; said Napoleon stood alone
the man of his tithe.; and that it would be fivt
hund.ted. years, before . :the .earth..,prodsmed-. his
equal. It will also be five hundred years 1c ii-
tare,the earth,wiltprodueRaIiniment reseal to
REMOVAL!
RE ,',‘IONTAL!
EEMQVALt
REMOVAL!
R E VAL!
REMOVAL!
P. FR A.Y1\71.11
has remove to bis now shop, latelyoccupied by
Perkins 4k Co—two Joon north of J. Grigg's book
store, where you will And everything usually kept
s first•class harness establishment, wtneb for
luality of material and slyle of workmanship
IS NUT EASILY SURPASSED
eau and examine my stook before purchasing
elsewhere.
PE TE.R FRAINE.
DeNTAL.
fl R. ABBOTT L. D. S.X.R.O.D.S.
•
Graduate ofBoyal College of
DENTAL SURGEON'S.
mese over O'Neil bank, and appetite Sarawell
Pielzurds.
IKINSMAN. I). S.. IIAS OB.
I J. • taped his Diplom% arraLleense to pone-
tiee Deals. -
try and will
he on hand
as of old, on
Monde, s
Tuesdays.
Fridays nod
Saturday a.
Office next
Bell's Bakery Main Street, Exeter Ont.
,14:14ySrd's bruees,
wounds tee., it cannot be rivalled In rhea-
OTYRNE &
cos
Where you can purchase at bzttompricc a
Axes, Saws, Clutins,Rope,Cow Ties, Straw Cutters,
Paints Oils, Glass, Puttv,Locks, Hinges,NaUs,
Lime, Bolts, Screws,Table and Poeket Cut-
lery, Gurd's make of Guns, Revolvers,
P•wder Shut, Caps, Scissors,
Spoons, Spades, Shovels,Manuro
and other Forks, Grain
Scoops, Scales. Bird Ca-
ges, Second Growth Indian
made Hickory xo Han ales, Me-
chauies' Tools. Apple Pearers, Sad
Trona, Stencel Letters to mark your
bags, 'Wheel Heads, Wove Wire, L
Hooka, Staples. Farm and School Bells, Iron
and Lead Pipe, Lamp Glasses, Razors, Lanterns
Coffee and Paint Nuns, Paint Bniabes, Sausage
nueltinos, Gilt 'Afoul lings, Builders' Hardware a
specialty. Money to Loan. Marriage Licenses is-
sued.
SI Der bottle • '
▪ enlinfige rec nels the fact that : Ottfiet bring on disease—National
"A rural inventor has pateiiied a Pins cillrive it awsy. • '
PIANOS AND ORGANS a""t"! PriceL
Great reduction to
close out present stook of 200 new and second
band instruments &first-class masers, fully war
ranted, and, at &ices that defy oorueetition. for
cash or instalments. agents -wanted for Waters'
superior Bell organs and pianos. Catalogue
mailed, Horace Waters and Sons, Manufactures
and dealers. 40 oast, 1,1th st, N Y, Also genera
agents for Shoninger s celebrated organs.
i
Michgan Lands
,
For inforrnati-n concerning the
PINE AND PARiTIFG LANDS
in CENTRAL MICHIGAN, for sale bv the Fli
and Pero Marquette Railway Company, ad dre
WM. L. WEBBER, Land Com'r,
FAST SAGLNA.W,
JUDGE FER y sending Mc. with age, belch
color of el,es and hair,eyoeu weile
YOURSELF. itezbawootturynounut I c r
r intim rhus-
baud or wife, with name and date of marling°.
Aeclress W. FOS. drawer 46,Fultonvil1e,N Y
tiEtziv,ggiP.L7cr.—,.ta.
siusgefnor Or:
At Free. Address P. 0. VICKERY,
Augusta, Maine.
25 !oort:trol!oardswit47i..geye'iofau,ee...62nasg
Nor&olathan,1Y
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P)MChromo cards cupids, mottoes, Flowers, &a,
ii•Mo two alike, with name, 10 c, Neese card. co,
Nassau, 7 Y
Fla Styles of C04118, 10- 43,. or 20, seroolnards, 10
et, withnamepost paid, J B Flusted,trasbp.0
40nclxigitTort,wieJOTAI',.%'°Cocei;t1.41.q,
Truth Concerns Yon Vlore Than Counterfeit,
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Therefore, read. purchase, and enjoy its bargains. 'Wheal say 1 manufacture Inv own furnitureI
m prepared with my proot-sheet that the people can inspect at any time by calling, at my War.
ms where they will see s superb din play of
Furniture inAll Its Branches
15 gianufactared by myself eyed trw eomOined artistic skill, vetit good workmanship. 1 der .?are not
iusatisfying the people with, a mass of Pu.niture that cannot be equalled for quality) or price 1*
4keterom blowing to the contrary, notwithstanding.
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EWNEIYOU WANT ANY FURNITURE GIVE J. BRAWN A CIL,
Corner of Main and Gidley's Street, Eeter.
imatommoommouremoomommEr
1878) SPRING (1878-
TFIE OLD RELIABLE HOUSE
At &lames, endparticalarly at a period when Trado is universally depressed and money
scarce. It is in the iuterest of every buyer to purchase where hoe= get the made he wants.
at theloweet rete. Iu calling your attention to my present stock, I close with every confidm
elute; it being more carefully assortee and selected than that of any previous seasom,
In the Dry Goods
Every departioeut is replete with themes% seasonable and fashionable fabrics, marked! asi
prices which should command the attention of the very closest buyers. Inn ORDEktere
OLOTHINSir still has Idlt. W.IVES at itshead
In Millinery
Onderthe masegement of Miss MeGloglalou, we can suit the most fastidious. OAT snook or
Urooeues, Boots and Shoes, Canadian., English and Aulefioan(
Shelf and Heavy Hardware
one of Ole largest and beet assorted in the (loamy. Toutuding purchasers will, consult their
best interests by examining soyetock before going elsewnore.
JA.A1ES rIegAito
extra line cards, nit 2 alike, .vvitli nettle; IO:
oto'ffi, ts. J X HARDER, Malden Bridge, NT -
Zc Fancy Card% with n am c,10o., pl,•in or ”old.
c) Agent's outfit, 10' 150 styles. Hull & ''oo„
H11'4.8011, ,
DO NOT READ 'THIS.
i_Tavmg received a lot of new mach4nery, I
LI_ would inform the farmers. Of the sur-
rounding country that 1 am prepared to manu-
facture 'all kind - of 'Horse Rakes; 'Barley
Forks, Grain Cradles Snaiths, etc, and having
secured the services of a first-class Turner, I
am prep'ared to do
ALL KINDS OF TURNING
on the ;thortest notice, and for style and price
I defy *competition. Always on ,hand a first.
codes stock of Fork and Shovel handles. Mill
half a mile south of Exeter.
A. COTTBLL
GODERICH FOUNDRY
Founders, Engineers and Machinists.
ISIANUFACTURERS OF
ENGINES AND BOILERS, FLOURING, GRIST AND SAW MILLS
STAVE AND HEADING M WHINERY
Middling Purifiers of improved kinds.
Agricultural Implements
COOKING, PARLOR AND BOX STOVES
Potash Kettles, School seats, &a.
Iron and 13ra8st 0111-:t Ina's tofordor
For sale cheap --Second hand Boilers and Eugiros StAve and
I e
MANUFACTURING Co..
Shingle, and Heading Machinery.
Repairs on Boilers, Bugioes. Mills, km., promptlys1tended to.
GODERICH FOUNDRY and.
GODERICH. Ont.
R ANT ON BROS.-1
41P
Are now showing their fall stock, and direct special attention to the following departments:
Ladies' Mantles, Shawls, Trimmed bats, Flowers and Feathers, Furs, Dress Goods, oto.
Gents under clothing, Over Coats, Rubber Coats, heavers, 'Worsted
Coatings, Tweeds, ate. •
Clothing Made to Order.,
Their carpet deparbnent is more attrnotive than ever before. GRCERTES as usual emit* aud.
fresh. Chine Tea Setts in all the newest designs, Lamp Goods and Glass -ware remark-
ably °beep. They have just moved into their new premises, in Mr. Eacrett's
Moak, opposite Messrs. Samwell & Pickard's, and are in a better
positi'n to serve their customers than formerly.
They cordially invite all their old friends, and new ones also,
Call and See Them,
and they will take pleasure in showing them throughthe premises end stock.
All accounts will now be made out up eo lst October, and mailed. A. hearty response wilt
be pleasant.
Butter and eggs wanted.
BANTON BROS.
acrett's block,
Opp Cite Messrs. Samwedl & Pickard's, Main street, Exeter.
THE BEST ..OFFEg...„YET-
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FROM NOW UNTIL JANUARY, 1880,
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