HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1878-8-22, Page 3AUGUST 221.878 TRE TIMES
LAUGHING GAS.
Wedding belles—Tho e who have s,
TH` antes. ring,
',r 1rt't,dragrnett's denisigf tat:'t; --• rilatt
Lolls: of the tr ople.
kit"011 tef skip 11%11 two mates
tt' d e'is:tatita ,--•- . C'trilrtstah,.
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lougitg to the latter, conceived its.
mistress to be in danger, and sprung
upon the discarded lover,. Tito incens-
ed man at (knee killed the dog with Iia
crane. Afterwards he became appal.,
entry reconciled to the change of ttf-
Pal f44 wed offered to qua the dog end
1eta'4e the eolz.ttry forever. In a few
the ret was ret44yi,,,1 by Clot i('t
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Stoves
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elloaper than the t'lty:a imsf', .:tint DLt.telt?
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onto t'a.t•rlatr(i Itldlltltt":t :th•1•e;tlty. Coal. oft L hl
Ivry 11 ta'wt :IFt11 welt. i fla'at,ter.
I1014' tau dttl.'gi<►Il fit`frsro :a 11 'i.;. -11+101011.0 to tihlt tali:. 'Silo!! 1 b+° " i torten ,
"5 ill 5 ti r.,nr°t t'Iat;; e111 CM'S' •l+iat(lrrt tldt -4tttt,+,'
tilt'lat'," t1.a, ttati` L'i'ly.
A bit11415.: mall WIiteS to Ith wilting if
11( c:tie , t i to pn.itil`'ti las len,t,ler of to
Hiatt, bawl in ott town. When our
101,4 to 'occupies alilltit•tl with ela1et tt
shall eudc1:y11r to '',Nettie (111
(.tlt'It+ nititietit tile position to waft
to tt'a`t it, about 47,4it10 miles 01(t '01
tnwt .
It `01+ti11ires better general,hilt than
(7i,1'l:c;teit by the great Napoleon to
S4¢11'l'e'��11i1y dtalge arum!! boy riding a
velocipe, a on tile si(iewal15. '1'O (1,0Ntiv >
CO1114114; with a baby earrings propel•
let'' icy a flared girl oxllattets all the i.,•
gelrIlly tile enrage mad is endowed
doctor, while e. ceiling a lady
home one ev(lning•,, offered iter a trocue
to relieve her cough. He Lend tier to
*flaw It to dissolve in ha r month. No
rralirf was e:tpotihnoed, and tho (loctm
felt quite chagrined the next clay Wue'a
the Ia.ty t,eut Tutu 101 pantaloon button
with a flute, saying he utast. Ilttve oiveu
Ler th9 sarong; kind of a ttocue, and
211i1.ht
meta this one.
This is queer weather to sneeze in.
A woman joist coming from the mark-
et hoarded a crowded street car yester-
day morning and had to stand np.
She was chewing raspberries *lieu tile
sneeze struck her like a streak of sun-
stroke and site vociferated "cttchoo l
cachou!" Tho worst part of the whole
business wits when she cahooed a
tablespoonful of mashed raspberries on
top of the scalp of a little bald-headed.
all who had taken oif his fiat to cool
himself. He hastily wiped off he des-
sert with a newspaper whicii he had
and got orf the car looking as hail as a
i ;ubt.11 lion undergoing a tail twisting
iu a circus cage.
THn GOWN TEAT'
He sang a song, he sang it well,
Els voice was low and tender.
Ho s:tlig in prise of liar he loved—
tl kuigha, her brave defender.
He vowed by all the gods above
No brav3r night or truer
; E'er sought the maiden of his choice
And prayed to be her wooer.
To test his love she thought it well,
Ere her future life she trusted,
Slie wore; next night, a horrid—,
And he got op and dusted.
A horrible tragedy has just been
enacted s.t Sacramento, which illus-
trates a man's perfidy and woman's fa-
tal siu of cariosity. A young lady,
`living on Elderberry street, recently
,jilted a young taxidermist, whom she
was to have warded nest fall. He
(iiscover'ed -who his dread rival was,
*WI reproached the faithless 'sweet-
heart for her perfidy. , During the • al-
tercatiou a beautiful sky terrier, "be-
: it '1
bo
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I l'i•oveleil ttl`tt von pfi'ritatt',t' to ilia
Olt 0111( DI t w here you pl'+il•le, but I
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am . IL t you, 0101141 want it u.l. It :y
Called
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TIT Pott '1`aT.
Now listen.
•+atilt the nnthr• t tt t1s4.1r111'4e~',
F4,at'i1 Le Y..'). lvitlt fa l ''not:
Kai tits- intllrt to tile
• ' o'll le, to„4,�
With a hook
tticl; rt; gilt iu s- nu- l;ttllot:
” 'Hoot !' said. the ow
With a tcrriblo toe;a'1,
First t ou Litt, fish, tit,'% nit tto fowl,
is a bubble --.-
Witt• 1terow trrrtrlri•,?
Loth your latt'r ends
Will be a, ft'studs
Then het' -1 what I say,
And be happy while you may.
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.No hook goes tato :ay gullet,'
Said the confidential mullet,
But I pity tho pullet
Who must die by the bullet."
.NO n,tod, I say, slave your pity, pray,'
1,i'as the reply,
'By bullet I never Ninth tate;
But yon to the cook
Will go ou a hook,
Then in a pan you ll fly.'
"A. wine old ass that happened to pass,
In going to grass cried: `Alas !
Hear these creatures of curious features
Discoursing o1.--' „
That will do, cried we, not another
line. We can't h:ave it l
But, said the little Man, there are
only twenty paps More of this pierce.
Glatt help it—cant hear any more,
said we.
But —but, I beg, be kind enough to
hoar the Las out. The ass is the beat
part of it.
We will hear no more of the asp,
said we,in our sternest Manner. The
asses have too moll to say in this
world. (Taking the little man by the
arm.) They have ton much to say, and
we shall now lead the chief of them to
the door and wish hire God speed.
The little matt gathered op hie pa-
pers more in sorrow than in auger, and.
allowed himself to be led away.
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NEW MA.CIIiNE SHOP.
William Iitchino'
`fishes to inform the public that he isrbei,toF
prepared to repair all kinds of
Sewing'- Machines, Watche
Clocks, Guns, &c., than any
other person in the' country, as
his ,charges aro moderate, and.
he guarantees to give Satisfac
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GODERICEE
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LEO cundars1 Eagtncers and Machinists.
111\1'Felf il•!t1.ais
ENGINES AND 1101LI';ll$, FLOURING, GRIST ;r:vr) SA'W' MILL
I1TAV1 AND IXE .DINtl 3iWIIINE11Y
Middling Purifiers of improved kinds.
Agri cuural implements
COoh 1 ti Gy PARLOR AND BOX STOVES
Potash Kettles, School seats, &e.
iron and. Brae-:, Cn.8t111cr: to UL'(lr`9-
For rale cheap--Secnnd hand Boilers and Engires Stave and
Shingle. and Heading Macninel y.
Repairs on Boilers, Engines, Milia, &e., promptlyattended to
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PAINTING
J. KITCHING
Is prepared to do all l.-fntls of
House Painting, Paper -]lunging
whiztnin',
at reasonable prices and punctually.
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Besule.a,n,t got tee W. l).M'lctr othlotwatth
berorel,tlying. You will hove noothtr atersee-
tngtlteln. All who wenrtht-m ree..tnuu,end tlleut
Gotland Silver, Ladles and Gentleman's sizer ,
77 I)uudn,,*tieet,I,oudon. See the testintovinlc
'11,e1argesi 1esi.cndchral,ri-t-toek of fine Gold
Jewelry, elocks,flvor, ,51141 Plated Ways, Fnncs
iu Le Province. Pc p. Ngn.V
,very taeser3ption. W. P. Me(1 ot1I,N
77 Damara London
NEW t-'Ilttr, !' (, RS '. 011)
Homochoo,nr,W' it 13nusCarr`ageMnl inr,Dia•.
nmol ?hire•`° and Plows. Gcn••rnl 131-'1 4111tH.
ng in all its brannlles, at 1h0lowcstrates, and �'n t-
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