The Exeter Times, 1878-8-8, Page 6•
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THE TIMES
AUGUST 8,18 T8
THE WEDDING DAY.
Bk L'DlXCND C. ETADad4•R.
I.
itweetheart, name the day for me
iChen we two shall wedded be,
9fake it ere another moon,
While the meadows are in tune,
And the trees are blossoming,
And tate robins mate and sing.
Whisper, lite, and name the day
In this merry mouth of Max.
No, no. no,
'You shall not escape me so t
Love will not forever wait;
liozes fade when gathered late.
II.
Pie, for shame, Sir Malcontent l
How van time be better spent
Man iu wooing? 1 wuntta well
When the caner blossom a red,
ZS'laeu the air is full rf bliss,
And the suushiue like a kiss,
If you're good 1'11 grant a boon ;
You shalt have we, sir, itt Junta.
Nay, nay-, agcy.
imirfls for roue:* Okuda have their way
It you love nae wait t.11 Juno' ;
ltoaebuds wither picbe.l too soon.
OILING THE lI IN+,:b.S,
THE LIME KILN CLUB,.
A e'en:MG SPEECH.
A shade of melancholy settled on
Brother Gardiner's face. as he winked
to Sir Isaao 'Walpole to disappear,
The old dean went to the ante -room,
the sounds of a brief struggle were '
heard, and he returned leading by the
baud Major General Drawback, of Lex-
ugton, By., who had arranged to de-
liver a spool] before the club. He was
tseorted to the platform, introduced to
elle audience, and after feeling in his
pocket to see if the check for his um-
brella wee safe, be aunonnced that he
would stay a few words an
vie belbSTEA') OP OTEEN DAYS.
"ally frena," began the orator, "life
am peseta' away. It alp slippin' from
ender each ails o' us like de disla-pan
• falfiu' dowu "ie cellar sta'rs. Odder n
zings am paesin' away. De last score #
o' yeare leez inflated a great change in
all nogg, au' nntliin' liez ehanged so
touch as the bedstead of odder days.
Foga remember dat bedstead, De"
tear of regret am' sorrow spring unbid-
den to de eye" as you remember de fine
pints, de 11138.-ivelless, de up -an' down -
nos', de brotaad:tese, de bed-eerdueits tsf
elna cele f:aehialiied bedstead. Our obit"-
inied; days were fall o' l+edposts. Onr
youth war 'hiked out wind bell -cords.
Now when the ;Wes o' manhood .,weep
amine our forms, t)aidu' up the soh"- i
Oleztiat an' changitl' de color o' cie ilii:
we fie' tie ole bed+tead displaced by a
The old roan wa oiling the hiugee of
the stave door, and c.arele::aly tliugiing
one of 13ethoven's beet, wllea a middle-
aged woman entered the station and e,tirtavat+ tall as a. lacuna au' big 'alias
Legal)
"Mr. Jay. are you a good turn ?" to hale + a bele family, an' rigged out
"Wall, tolerable-mteleraablc," lie re -1 "vitt "hats. e,prifagh, cranks, pulley,;, ctrl
plied, "I never dropped at, brad nickel °t14 sunt -offs. an' wa anted to move in
into the street - 1 I don't i 'tie• liiehest• Rneiet.y. Goin'len, wtey are,
fishing ou
gee Car o7c, and
r'' die
vRo ? What was 11e matter wid drat
un di:
"Mr. day, 1 ani canvassing for pod ole bedsead of odder clays ?..
money to buv babies, and so forth, for The orator petaled iantl looked
the African heathen," she continued,
as eke exhibited a pass -book.
"Are, ell; I)oe‘t lieeeelae to want , a Part uFtrteua.1vAlucev:atialuaysI,e ,.ie.t
a bible ?•, iiia"g- t !" eta+a at tag. G "a•. t r .ie lu"t mil 1.t fezato» at #rtv �.t lura to) A M lin Stt'+t g Fv.eter� Which will be sobl it
Brother fiardiee_rra-e Ilk_ The bee +'�t.roauaateratemaa4a,. u:dereG•+..a.a+.laet:aa:CPI
"Ile does. Ile Fits on the sofas of Pravnatiu fnitoawed suit The secr.� t"rnnaop"tty ;Mewled to.
Shingles for Sale
PROM 51 TO 51.64 PER SQUARE,
At C'. 3• Brooks' Sawmill,
TWO MILES WEST OE TES. LONDON
ROAD, T'11 OF HAY,
A good supply of ldemleek Lumber and Cede.
Poateconstantl- on hand,
DO NOT BEAD THIS.
Li -Wring receiver a lot of new maehtnery,1
L would inform the farmers of the sur.
rounding country that I am prepared to )manu-
facture alt kinds of Horse Bakes, Barley
Forks, Grain Cradles, Suait,tas, etc, and la:tving
secured the services of a first-elass Turner, I
am prepared to do
ALL Iii,ND 1 of TURNING
on the Fiuirtest notice, and for stile and uri::e
1 defy- eompt'tition. Always on Land a first-
r1aFs Fleck of Fork and fihovel Flan,lles. 911.1
half at mite tooth of Lxrtt r.
A, COTTErL.t/f
Groceries G`e r, eetw i mry
Smoking Tobacco 25 Cents per ib 1
Owing to tats, us' a*) ,vn.r3-egsF,na .>t trail:, we S1=110/frit 101*
CALL AT
:j
SAMWELL & PICKA. ' S
and see their
New Spring Goods
Now Opening.
NEW PRINTS,
NEW 1I..NTIAES,
an.l
NEW MILLINERY
1 SPECIALITY IN
Ordered. & Ready-made Clothing,
11 %.TS, CAPS
BOOTS, SIIO!' :# V1)(flit )C1 JJIES,
New WA t Pal er,jzast t , ;: !n-1; also jtast:reeeire 1,
o. r hew
FIELD AND GARDEN SEEDS
Turnip, Mangold, Carrot Rape O ave•rgum'simothy.
ea
Posit new mkt t 1 i . e 6 t •. +Os at ie •tar prices tiautvi.a
Job or nontireu t ♦ .+ '� an . • i44,1 t4 •
S.Ul i1 EL,e & PICKARD.
CHOICE TOBACCOES AND CIGAR,
it sways in stock,
SPORTSMEN'S DEPOT. a,a`"
cllao113oa)kr, 'St;ttinalers, altt;;a�iilete t IMI A RKET QU`T N
1'l l'!,ll ALL 'IIIc #A`I'Et T zlesws
N.B.—•fiewing 3taek.ta. Needles of every tonal.
?t. nulla,
ST. 'd WY'S LlillaWUIiKS.
rdrawn kilns beingnow infill operatiouanal
turnangout duels a targe ipmutit) at
!Dry Goods, Groceries, res, '. es and
ISAAC CARLING
Beene, now in receipt of alaarge stock of
Ow beak ewe of "lin hall carni a soft I cannot be surpassed iu the I)autlu • Liquors, Orocker, ;etc.,
lend long drown reply • iota.
around as if expecting a. reply. From
that foraall p.urf•oec+
eati`ve chore, andgooks loliginely' ta•r sand •
treasurer anal libraari:ta Ilitcll _ 11 IIITSON & SC1,ATl*1t.
life LO 7 .a.,�e s +i4 +�iR•�..4+}.Rk.Al ..M+#. O- * COST
".Ltae1, eb e Sitting right there aria
morning. I suppose?
"Ile is. How luuch do you sub-
scribe Mr. Jet ?"
ed around in en enemy manner, The
orator reached out fur Lie subject anl
asci<l :
" frens—gem'len•--dc olp.—.de ole
NILLIATERY
The inhabitants of Exeter anti vicinity ne.+ell not feed troubled
.MISS f ARLICK, at the want of a market wherewith to make money, but
";41tabttll, i've got to lift tl mortgage. batthe beast'eatl hast Il ttaway lfasnntrldstncItaennapf.'to1naoot call at the store off the subscriber and
ole unnna-titt�, rant-.-
before t ; " from his gratin. Remarking
ng that hi
had heen sub "et to rile tiro for yes • SIRI:� G I ��'`i""', I'D` NETS,
"You will certainly give something," j`' ria 1 ' -
she interrupted. eral yearn, lie descended from iris perch FEATHERS, FLOWERS,
and retired, and niter a long sticlna:e the
Latest StyIcyttfltl LO 0St Prices
dictates," she said, as she handed him pint out till mall illi broke down ria or -
pint t4 cola", Ilntuttan l,tace, Iiratde Doe Skills, Silks, 4� ill(. e s, 1�t."1.t111es, and ' 'i?lJ 1 ill,
the book ator, tan I shan't hunt for him. Hie
Ho reflected for a moment and then
asked:
"!Fill fives dollars convert a heathen
—a great big, two -Elated heathen, with
tt stili knee ?"
"I --I think so ?"
He figured with a pencil on the bot-
tom of a chair, and said
"Five dollars into two hundred
pounds of heathen is forty p.:unda fora
dollar. That is, less see—um—ten
Plaint&s far twenty'five cents, and none
to carry. Divide the dividend by ti e
divisor, cut oft the cube root, carry no-
thing, and, madam, yet take thin.
elliarter and convert tea pounds of
heathen for me. That's all I can spare
--no use talking—ten pounds --dere
comes his honor."
She went away puzzled and amazed
at his figures, and Bijah looked after
her and mused:
"I ought to have taken a mortgage
ou my ellen) of that heathen, but l'in One of the lads passed over the
just that careless in busines affairs." change and took the kit, and Tim
.e.+* walked straight to the cnuntin.;-rontr
THE EARLY RISING DELUSION. of a daily paper, put down his money.
and said
For farmers and those who live in "1 guess I kin write it if you'll give
localities where people can retire at me a pencil.'
eight or nine c elock in the evening, the With slow mnving finers be wrote
old notion about early rising is still ap- z death notice. It went into the paper
dropriate. But he who is kept up till almost as he wrote it, but you might Sewing Machines, Watches
ten or eleven or twelve o'clock, and not have sewn it. He wrote : Clocks, Guns, &c., than any
then rises at five or six, because of the
teachings of some old ditty Mina" early
to rise," Is committing a sin against his
owu soul. There is not one man in ten
thousand who can afford to do without
*'even or eight hours sleep. All the
stuff written about great men who slept
only three or fonr hours a night is apoc-
ryphal. They have been put upon such
small allowance occasionally, and pros-
pered ; but no man ever kept healthy
in body and mind for a number of years
with less than aevenh tiers sleep. If
yon can get to best early, then rise
early. If you cannot get to bed till
hate, then rise late. It fnay be as pro-
per for one man to rise at eight as it is
for another to rise at five. Let the
rousing bell be rung at least thirty min-
utes before your public appearance.
Physicians say that a sudden jump•.out
of bed gives irregular emotion to the
pulses. It is beabierons to expect chil-
dren to laud on the Centre of. the 'floor
et the call of their nurses, with the
thermometer below zero. Give thein
"And f.'ve got to meet fere and life
"trance, pew -rents, tubo, and "Gem len, ere will go home. Ican't there to lin? had ill fitert;;t7'tiaall ., l''illl.t'ltatlls, Bernal -cloth
"Tilt down nitfat your tsoblta heart
in d ,•
President said
4 fell 1'tnek . �f Pulley thiols,
Patterns, Cardboard Mottoes, &c. 213efifatl in the Dry 0°o.14 hale. The Grocery
eseeearkct„•ut Anil made to or.ter. 1)t pt3l'tllltlllt is Complete. An inspection invited, MISS GARLTC'`K, rc• a , r
Main tit.. 11 toter. No trouble to show goods
and Trinu,,bga of Every I►in,l, in
SECUllE 113ENS
own gitilty eonscienee will be punish
ment enuff. Let tee go out in de bra -
sin' atnr.&pltere au' jine in the pop liar
demautl for cheaper gas."
TAI'S KIT.
It aurpria'ri the shiners and news-
boys around the post office the (Abet
day to see "Litnpv Tine" cline emone
themin a quiet way, atnd beer him
say
"Boys, I want to sell env kit.
Here's two brushes,nl1u11 box of black-
ing, a goof" stout box, and the outfi
for two shillings !"
"Goin' away, Tim ?" queried (MP,
"Not 'natty, boys, but I want it
quarter the awfnllest kind just now.
"Goin' on a 'sursion ?" asked an-
other.
'Not to -day but I must have a quar-
ter,' he answered.
C O TO
R. &E. SPICER'S
—FOR—
GROCERIES
--FOR---
G .00 RIES
Always New and Fresh.
MOUE, FEED,
AND PNIO'VISTONS`1,
EARTHENWARE,
COAL OIL
Soap Given Away
—21 Ears for One Dolls" e.—
Good 'Vinegar. 20e. per Gallon. Choice
Syrups. Market Baskets—cheap.
N. 13. Don't forget the plaice—R. at: E. Spi.
ter's,opposite lir. E. Christie's Hotel.
Produce taken in exchangefor goods.
R. &E SPICER.
NTEW MACHINE SHOP.
William. Kitching
Wishes toinform the public that he ia.•betteP
prepared toropain all kinds of
time after you call them to roll over,
gaze at tbe'worid full in the face, and
look before they leap.
German experitneuters. assert ,that a
silver spoon wears ant in 248 years.
Now, we never could keels pay of outs
half that time.
"Died Litu1 Ted—of !Iscariot fever ; aged
three. Funeral to-morrer gon :up to Hevin ;
left won brother. .
.Was it your brother ?' asked the
cashier.
Tiro tried to Urate up, but he
couldn't. The big tears came up, his
chin quivered, and he pointed to the
notice on the ennnterand gasped :
had to sell my kit to do it b—
but be had his arms aroun' my neck
when lie d -died !'
He hurried away home, but the news
went to the boys, and they gathered
in a glome and tallied. Tim had not
been home an hour before a barefooted
boy left the kit on the doorstep, and in
the box was a briquet of flowers which
had been purchased in the market by
pennies contributed by the crowd of
ragged but big hearted -urchins. Did
God ever irotika a heart which would
not reapoud if the right chord was
touched.
There is no doubt but the dollar of
our fathers would be useful, in a pay -
rental sense.
If your landlady's daughter is pretty.
you must say, "Please pass pie that
honey:"
The surest way to interest the Indi-
an in agriculture is to show him whis-
key is made out of corn.
ether person in the country, as
his charges are moderate, and
he guarantees to give Satisfac-
tion.
" A LECTURE TO YOUNG MEN.
Just Published, in a sealed Envelope.
Price six cents.
&lecture on the Nature, Treatment, and ltr.th-
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to marriage generally; Consumption Epilepsy,
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BY 11OBNRT J. t1III.VERWELL, AI. D., author of
the "Green Hoek," &e.
The aoaid renowned author. in this admtrable
11
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AT THE
EXETER
Grocery and Liuuor Store
A.lugs stock of
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Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
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Addres
THE OULwzrr4 arDIOAL{O.
41 nest. New York.
P. 0.13ex 4535
TIARM•L'OB SAL 81. --The subseribor offers
1.` for sale, los 13, concession 5, Stephe.a,
four miles•and a half from Exeter, comprising
100 acres, 80 acres cleared. Good log house
and frame barn, splendid water, s.il 'fit for
dairy or; grain,, also a splendid brick yard on
the premises. For further particulars apply
to,•RIOirARD YOUNG on the protuisest or 10 Exe , , CAT,'
ter,>P 0 Cir IVLt'Tl� A C� AL ice.
I FIRE:
The subscriber, S. E. Jones, wishes to thank the people of Exeter, and surrounding caul..,,}, foTtra3 kh'
eral patronage which Ile has received since among you, as a Watch ranker and Jeweler, and alsolav
form you that I have a large quantity of goods to dispose of, some of wllaoh are
SLIGHTLY 1) AM.AAG•ED BY FILE 1
Jcwc11ery
Jew <r`;' 1Ier r
Lif
%�
c 'eller !
,CHEAP AND GOOD.
S. E. JONES:
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