The Exeter Times, 1878-8-8, Page 22
THE TIMES
AtTGUST 8, 1878
LAUGHING 'GAS.
A matter of interest—A coupon.
Au iuntelnperate printer is a typo.
graphical err-er.
Captured battle flags should be of
subdued colors..
There isn't a vegetable that can
ketch -up with the tomato.
Indians are not al contagious. They j things have conspired too mieiuterpret
are very aif enit to catch. its attendant phenomena. "One of
A three -headed chicken l A Jersey toe most common errors," says Dr.
hen is accused of doing it with her little (nitrile, "is that pain and death are in -
hatchet, separable conipautons. The truth is
Pope Leo used to write poetry. One they ]seldom go together. Occasionally,
of his first acts as Pope was to grant the act of dissolution is a. painful one,
himself absolution for the offence. but this is ani exception. to the general
Ile is the richest lnaa who knows rule, The rule is that uncon
when he has enough.—Ex. Then we eoioueness, not pain, attends the Anal
are that 11,1311---iniuiediately after din- act. Conclusive twitohiugs, livid ` R' L A D Y - 117 A D E.
ner. features, t;nrgtiug mthe throat, and
A Cincinnati lady has a lees tie ehnilar gh: stly symptoms which mark
worth $1,200. Stitch an extravagant then last moment, etre only exhibitionsH.J NDERSON & LLdli NNAN
woulan'wouldn't do for a poor man to of unconscious automatic action. The
" tie" to. testimony of the dying, so long asithey
They are very particular they are able to give any tes;imouy, is that
'vou6dun't allow a " mail" wagon to their sufferings do not increase as the
+top oppo=ite the iii oman's Hotel in tennlinatwu of Rio approechee, hut, on
N��w •)r++, contrary, grow less.
A Wisconsin man ease Una Ile ...'sun's The hallowing incident illustrates
fund a Miran in the dictionary. because the truth of MIS tenlark, and so far as
"thee hi:eared ba;tk hasn't got an inti tx." a beagle ne,,ne ace is of value, eontirsub
An Iowa woman pint starch into lien•, what, awe lit at. bald as to the P(lifileae- �t'ellicritlter- —Sign of the StrikingStrikinghu;baud'e beer, thlulting it wa arsenic, net/' Qt diesoietw:,, A medical irieud. a Street,
and was supribed because it didn't stif- whom 1 atteudati professionally in his ld.e,) , Duud sk
fon him. Istat. illness, Was a vletu'i ei its inane- I, 0 N D 0 N.
Aero men are offered three neckties abtlj oharacoe:'r, Supported by an iu-,.
1.4 a quarter of a dollar, and still they wiligeut Snafu 3a nidi and iwluortality,
refuse to be cflarlfortea, but give the tile pioseuted nhoself with admirable
preference to three eigare. e urdgo Stet uuialteriug trust fur the
.r
u tle tl Ge 4 con-
aud
wt •u u u In co a m u f
las v a
to I
tlnuat severe pain, Ito was obliged.
durtug the last few 'mouths of his life
PAINLESS DEATH..
Perhaps one of the most interesting
chapters in Dr. Glarke's new book Is
that which treats of the visions of the
dying. The phenomenon of death is
only little understood, The mystery
which shrouds birth, or thought or vol.
itou ; yet religion and various other
FARM FOR SALE—RAST HALF
.,
Ln.Nort90,N. B. Stephen, containing 50 acres
Abend Abowires cleared, and an a good. state of cul
Ovation. Good log house and stable on the tare -
raises. Three acres orchard planted last spring
Auy quantity of fence rails on the lot. split and
piled. For .terms apply to OTTO SOLDAN P. 0
Dashwood. 111.74 tf
CHISIIOLM'SOL1) STAND
LONDON
THE OLID RELIABLE xousE FOR
GENERAL DRY GOODS,
MILLINERY & MANTLES.
MEN'S CLOTHING TO ORDER,
OR
Late rl, Chisholm & Co.
A COMPLETE STOOK OP
HONEST GOODS
AT
HONEST PRICES. •
Clock,
During the past winter a New Ramp -
shire woltaan has out and piled twenty-
three eor1s of wood. She wishes to be
!shown by her ax. Ito tune upiuut daily. Ile seat Sur sue
eine ,in to railway carriage•- -Lott ,,no n gig, soya u ter miditlaut. A
wife "` Let Me sour paper loo• thief u:tullliutatiou SIM to
YORKSHIRE
wi sous¢!
1 1 11 f . i N SA LE
wout, dear, iielyband : " Yes, as soon *LBW titin the end was near, �j'PETTY we get to the tunnel." (`,the these syrutttuws mean perft,ra- (J4 V . PE •��1 T -�
How melancholy the moon mist feel tion ler asked
when it h;as etaj'eyeli tin fulness of jrelate:,du," nue the reply
prosperity and got reduced to the lasts "• l nen 1 have reaefird the end of
quarter. theeuapter," !lequit;.t t•ahie 1, how
She broke the (nipper over his heart wag oliiaiY 1 Itruilal/)y ;""
las he wits backing out of the kiteiien.1 •. Diet you teem," 1 mad, "as arefl
and it is th•lught he saw stars. At ' as auyuue vernal:4 tawny -four hours
least he saw the constellation of the or heart}•ois fi(aula."
t Dipper. ,
Little 1)Il'1 t.r. 5curat.i} heeding the reply he cull -
donee tua:atdily remarks that he al- tinned :
ways keep lade ward. To ivliich smith `"1 awl Shady ; but promise rue this ; Any q uautlt ' of Cured Meat
star;+astieally replies: "' Of course yea' that 1 shalt But suffer Manu if you cat. . 3 s Rolls,
keep your 'word, because no one false " Go1lStttll$lj ill stook. [Spin. ,
a P . prevent it.
Will take it." Too pruwiau was given, of coarse, Bacon, Hams, smoked, sugar-
. religie ue contemporary tylia ,t 11(1"' and 1 esgreetl to sue Into every it sur or ellrcd, Lard, ate.
to make a congregation sin;." This is two Its tutu; ua hat laud. This mug Any quantity O
rain to be a difficult foal:, unless a dont., 1 b;uti to Mitt -anal tl3iug •.r'i:•
crooked pin is placed on each sett its mums ; liuw emelt 1 euwuruuicate PORK CUTTINGS
the home. eau you when at two very clue, the
Fiat urchin--" '(When the Juetorh I tune t:utut alum you entinut indicate constantly on land
whether you sutler or not
Atter a itttie, bilk the fullowing sig-
nate'aeae tweed. upon. lie Wad to in-
dtuatu tt tiegetive uua"er, er nu, by
talelug nue forefinger ; fault au aliiillla•
sive answer, or yes by raising the fore'
linger acid the nue next it also. Oue
livor was no ; Twu iitlgere, yes. Hav-
ing arraugod tura n1'attt:l, he took rath-
er More titian his h.•bitu.tl dose of opi
thin, awl twit. Stant cuullnarativoly quint.
Mier pans diel oat return. Per twelve
tar lyftvetI washy ills appeared much a•.
usual ; eouvursed witu a,is fatuity and
tcieutts, and ams cheerful and serene
.teen as nature's auest1i3t10 begun to
to act, he became dull a:.d heavy, In
ituswer to repeated engniriet as to pain,
he coitst•lutly replied iu two .negative.
At seugth he answered less readily.
are t;iek do they gent other doctors to
give thew Medicine 2" Sec,atld ur„hie
�-" Yi)rl, of eonrso ; they ruvor take
their own wediciue; they give that t'
other funis.
At a christening, whin.• the mtinister.
was giving the certificate, he happened
to say, "Let me see, thin is the 80th."
" The thirtieth exclaimed the indig-
nant mother, " indeed it is only the
eleventh."'
A 1lissiseilmi judge WAS ju4t saying'
that no one but a coward would carry u
1.ietol, when his own fell from his paten:•
et and was ditieharged, and the bullet
hit a lawyer it, the lel;.
It was on the train, and the li hth
burned ditnly. Said he : " lis, I ubs
00." S:tial a vulgar fellow on a seat
behind them : What are yer giving
us, taffy ?" ' J+'ur ar. hour or su before death he an -
Two hundred and fifty raw doctors s wired only by the t.igual of his lingers
stepped across the threshold iu Philia. which had been agreed upon, and by
delphia, a few days ago, and are calmly. that ungual readied quickly and intelli-
patieutly, eveu cbeerfuIly, wailing fol' g,uEly. Fifteen minutes before dtsso
the first green apples to open business. lutiuu 1 asked him "do you suffer
A. German farmer disputed his tax pain i. lie instantly made the nege-
t ill. ILe said : "1 pays the State tax, tive signal by raising the fou efinger.
the county tax, and the school tax; Atter tins he made uo sign, but slept
but, by tam 1 I pays no total tax. I's peacefully to the end.
got no total, and never had any." _
" Well, 1 swan, Billy," said an old
f trmer to an undersized nephew who THE LANGUAGE OF GLOVE S
AIDACE
Wholesale and Retail.
All orders for eared meat
promptly attended. to.
LEGAL
1. ARDING HARDING, & WHITE.
II.Banisters, Attorneys, Solicitors, Com -
;donors, B. It., &a.
OEI 10E—Rvwro is BLocs, Water treat, St
Mary's.
/OTIN k.'..HA,nDn e, E. W. etARDIN(r. H.A,L311111TB
1UTALCOMSOb1
i3ar r Istel S, Attor)1Pya, Solicitors &e.
Money to Loan on Real Estate.
Fanson'sBlock. Exeter
j
1
•
a Ir MoDIARMID, B.A.,
0 t IU USTER,NOT tRY, CONVEYANCER
elf'.,
LUCAN,ONT.
M E38115. JONES SI M(,SCRIP
• Barristers. Attorneys -at -law, Solteitoru
lul'leery, Conveyancers, Commissioners iatl3.lt
til 'Notaries Public, t. Mary's
C. S. JONES. W.O. SIOSC'RIP•
Oa x'1cE-1-1utton'' Block, Watez:,t,t Mary's.
MEDICAL
It. HUTOIIINSON, Member of
AL" the College of Physiciane anti Surgeonaof
()Matto, ike., &.e.. Mont Street, Meter.
FIR. HYNIJMAN.--CORONER FOR •
the County of Baron. t'fhce,next door to
• Carliug's store, Exeter,
W._•1.0WN1;(i, M. 1), M.O.
a . S. Graduate Vieu•r,e University ni ice
anal resilt•ttet•, hell :,it.a• i,tlnt'rat"t
C. :1100111E, M. 1) O. M.
. Graduate of 1ellafl 1' nevtrsity, 3iontreal
011icoand resideuce, t.xuter,t)ut. Oilive 1 ours--
8to I0 a. in nail 7 to 11' u, m
1 R. I RVI N G , dr, 31) L';YT l'', UNI.
V1:I1SITY Tri nit) College Sic,"l,erColtago
l'uvetoians anti surgeons Ont.. (,it.ee 1e;frkton.
----. -" It&solvates tee fine histerieatl era!Luvlegs ami
HOTELS
4
TMT• EINSMAN, L. D. S., HAS OI3e
1,1. tented his Diploma and License to prae
tioe, Dentis-
try and will
be on hand
as of old, on
Mondays,
Tuesdays,
Fridays and
Sato rd a y s.
Oflleo next
Bell's Bakery Main Street, Exeter Ont.
IIENSALL COOPER SHOP.
O
W, VAN-VALKENBURGE:,
COOPER WORK OF ALL KINDS,
• INCLUDING CISTERNS.
of which he makes a speciality. 11UTTER 1 13S
cheaper than ever. Repairing promptly mul
neatly done. Shop --Brock Street, Hensa 1, direct-
ly west of the station. Giro lam a call.
• VANVAIdU NBURG.
Hensali May 8,1878. 3m.
i LTCKINGILOI'S 014).13LACKSMITII
1a =OPis stili going, Mr. S.13aekinplznm
desireeto return hie sincere
thanks to his naxnleruus
put-ons, w 11 o navesnppers
ed pian in the Ta:t ` past a .i ti
eeottht intimate tixat. past,
recovered__
from + -:� his lone ill-
ness, he tratez:ds in future. to
to take elxarr a of the horse -shoeing depaitn,exxt
himself. Ail other work done in the very best
style and at the lowest raft's.
S. IlUCI�I:�GRAJI.
Exeter, Ileo. la, ltd? i .
MEN E Id I'S a, rata 1 Lar t '- 4 1 at
Xc°.sj, n..� ,.,t :�. , ext
1J T6RYal; W LD
Entlestring full and authentic tweouul s of even -
nation tau• an•+ie•ut caulmodern tienee,cad inter ling -
a history of the rinonod fall otthe (tree!: an 1 Ito -
limn T:nileire, .the growth of the matins of mut-
ern l:ulupe•, the middle ages, the Fru• ale.,, the
te" jiel ss ~fetal. the nebl tuition, tine discovery A^•1
settlement or the. New 'World, ete., ete.
UP) P) law tiuul,tlm,'t1111tta pages, mei is the most
complete Iii. torn of alae world ever patbli+lia, . •It
sell; at sight. Fend for speeirpele pages 110 41 extra
a
terms to agents,
�turd bee Win' it its f
tit 1 Ham
r
tiny 1n , a , l .; \a1 \Al , PtxlntisNti
l hil rie l lata t
Co. Ia
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1,13ZiiCISMITELIN !
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'(i('rhSTAlt'� IIO.Ph.G, t:1.1NI1 I3L�11
Y This lintel has been leased for aterm of
years and has been ni.'lytitt,,tup. Every con
-
widows fur eetuatlereatel traveller.:. Ilse best
breads of litt t the b Good
hustler in ante a ll ar ct
t'1it i�TL N 1i =LEIil.Prtgp.
Grand Bend, t! ae ret ts7s. 0.11,
IltNTRtAL HOTEL, t'itE1)Il'ON
1 aS ate. Baker proprrh ti r, This Betel heel
bee a mealy tarnished and fitted up In tlr t e 1a;-,
st'la Largo nail e'onvertletat 'trues. Irt,.ixo for
l7
(•urs mercmt 7. n Seeders ;10 'at of holler, suer Lit at:+
at the Bar. Atte ntave lite -tiers galls t s on hand,
M '1 --inn. WILL.; BAKER.
�.1�a31(ON H()l7,$ol:; I iNes8I LL,
+ 17x77 t spat Fiero of (tie rtits,ae. Titin
lido, leis i''et' x3ly chant e.1 Maui', taut well fur-
,isl-+ d throughout. 1,'teelh tit table . Every at -
imitate leant to 'carollers (food stabile The
veru baja brands of tattier tit the bar. 1 It irAUB
it 'S )LI)s,1'rop. M. 13.3m.
` yll a.NUED II 1N1);1. ---,The under-
sigueetlntvine" rot tell t1ze Duffer it Iltause,C'oa.
mita. tor a term. it will befound a tl-et-slaws fru
L•1 With every arnoaxatuodati=tet for the travelling
albhe, ('ouvtnuetittotlao Stat am. liuuetl,igttur
ttitl a:hau :at the bar. A.ttuntive izeetlers,
Mt Iv.
itian+ Sita, el, try at
a ar.
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The The Ufntmeut is the only roliableremedp for
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