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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1878-7-25, Page 66 THE TIMES t Juts 25, 1$7!!c DACHELOR'S APOLOGY. Her eyes were bright; her figure slight, And light as any fairy ; Her nose was heavenward inclined; Her ueenners sweet and airy. Her mouth was like a rosebud Her voice like any linnet ; Her head was little, and I fear Had very little in it. But then so artless was her art, 1Tp heart could not resist her; Ann; add to her other charms. She had a pretty sister. They bloomed like guy double rose, They blushed a double pink ; One graced the name of Lane ; The other, Kate, I think. When left: alone with Laura, Leve urged; leis soft dictate; And in sweet Laura's absence, I doted more --on Kate. And thus to choose between them Twere treason to deoido. L'e ease I had been happiest With either for my brise. Ta t11t It one flower. and leave her R r mpaui,ei all alone, To pine hz single sadness, Would well a heart of stone. And that's the reason, Ladies, I'1n atilt your partisan, For being single -hearted, I rest a single man. tioian .l He can be on beth sides of any and every question, and shake hands four times when any other man is shaking twice. Nature seldom makes mistakes, Obviously, she designed hila as a politician of the future. MULES ANDaSWEETTMARTS. A teamster in Eureka, Nev., persist - ad in ' using a particularly' vicious mule, and for the following reasons :— "I used to have a sweetheart back in Injiany that I was orful gone on, and this yere mule bas so many points in f common that my heart just yearns over 1 her. She were as likely a gat as ever ran barefooted in a corn field, but she were too obstinate to enjoy health. She'd look you right smiling in the eye, and you'd think ttiar were more sugar in her nor in a New Orleans rx erlesaes hogshead, but if you laid yer hands on 'her unexpected like,sbe kick the breech- ing all to flinders in leas than half a minute. That's just the way with that rattle; but you get into a place where the nature deep, and the rest of the teat kexilulaalnixed, and call onto her for assistance, and blast my eyea if else won't pull herself Ow out of her hide to help Yon oat of your trouble. That were the yaw with Nancy, and I keep the mule outer Love for that g'il." FARMERS, ATTTENTION. wieremr Business First 1 Politics Afterwards 1 A BOY IN THE CASE, Catharine Medici Convere lived next AT TAE APPROACHING OE1f8RAL ELECTION house to Anthony Cmsar Dayball. She tn:'u FOR Nononr woo wrr.r. NOT is a widow and he is a wid.twer. She Pi.EODE BINSELF To xuowr ane Lae a cat and be has a dog. Catharine, n ltt)Ncis OF THE rAttuaa. nR Tur•. Anthony, dog and cat got along all CONSERVATIVE OR REYORIIElt, LFT right till one of the bad boye saw a lust BE ROVED To BEIIknr TUE Fax - chance to Inake other hearts ache. He Nuns' WRONtI, got the animals to claw each other, and in a week Catharine aiediei wanted to pull all the hair from Anthony Cle- ear'e aged head. Bad because worse, The soil and climate of Canada are and the climax came the other day particularly favorable to the growth of when the boy visited the old man mid excellent barky, The legielationof recent years threatens to ruin that onoe 1 profitable Balling of the agriculturist. The tax on malt was 8t centa a bushel, and under this the malstere could afford to be the farmers' beat egad : "I don't want to widen this ere breach, but that old woman says that you are a murderer only hiding from jus ice." Then he sulked into her house and 1 customers. In the aesaion of 1876.7 said : this impost was doubled ; with thecnn- "Seeing it's yon, and seeiug I shovel Regnant effect of leeeening the infinufae. oft your snow in the winter, I'll jest tare of malt in Canada by 782,145 remark that the old raeo.,i over there pounds in six mouths, ear, you killed per busbat,d and bur- Remember Indian corn team Chicago ted hien under the floor i" and the West comae into Canada flee, They met on the walk—Catbariue and the quantity of whiskey distilled Medici and Anthony Censer. They in the same period increased no less clinched. They fought. He pulled than 66.168 gallene. her nose, and she almost broke his leg by a kick. He got away, but she was aclian farmer, and to the encourage - arrested. meat Of the nye of spirits, ad against "Oh 1 I wish I'd a killed him!" she the whnlesrme and harmless beverage hissed as she stood before the bar. produced from malt and bops. "Madam, be calm--beconaposed and Last session the Government repeal - serene," remarked the court. ed the Customs duty 18 cents on every "Serene! Why, I'm dying to pull bushel of imported malt. The United his hair 1" she exclaimed. States,against whom nothing is charged " Madam, this excitement may reauit for their earn, exact 15 cents on every in insanity. Please compose your man- bushel of malt. The Canadian farmertal system." dine suffers:a double injury : H's grain "I'll compose nothing, sir 1 I'm a is heavily taxed by the American lone woman, and I ve beau slandered Gnterninent, whilst the grain of the by a man who can't even chop wood ! United States, coming here free, ere Heavens 1 but why didn't I kick him ares a formidable and hurtful competi- trith both feet at once 1" tion in our own markets. "3.1adam--!' The Legislature of the United States, "I won't 1" ever alive to the trading interests of its "fled—" own onnntry, purposes now to institute "1 won't, I tell you :" a specific duty of 25 cents nor bushel He leaned back and centemplated a on all malt coming into the Status. bust of Andrew Jackson which Bijah If the Americans follow our repeal of had made out of a banana and a peach a duty on imported malt by the imposi stone, and when she had stopped to tion of an increased duty on malt enm catch her breath he said : ing to them, it is about time to look "The fine is three dollars all the out for ourselves. same." Three cargoes of Canadian barley "I'll pay it,but AnthonyCiesar trust sent to the States last fall were brongbt. beware—beware 1" bank here unsold at the opening of na- She paid, and as she left the room vigation. Canadians, therefore, will she added : have to be prepared to consume their "When I find them—when I get my own barley, and to effect thisthe farm - clutches on him—when I make ailiugle er and the brewer::Uoeld be rid of the naile of his lathy frame--oh-h•h-h!" disadvantages to n Mich they are now � ►---• subjected. A small duty on American SOME USEIN IT. corn would more than compensate for -- the restorations of the original duty -36 An Ohio newspaper lately contained Dents ; instead of 72 cents, as now an account of the birth of a masculine levied, ou malt. child with two faces, four arms, and The price of barley is to -day less other improvements upou children of than half what it was eighteen in nths the ordinary kind. The parents, it ago : partly owing to the discourage - seems, fully appreciated nature's pro- unents of the malting business here and digality; weredelighted with their bay's also to the fact that the American yield excessive equipmeuts--the happy father was very large, and nearly up to the quantitydeclaring that there was a fort nee in quantity required for home cousump- him--and were congratulated by a!I tion. Our:ivalettsrs, therefore, have their neighbors on their exceptionally' eonaigned teas than usual to the Amer - good luck. Tile father's idea is eri- lc to breweries. dently the exhibition of his sou as a ha- The result of this combined attack man curiosity in the itinerant side- by the Legislatures of buten the United i o shows of the country. But there is an- States and Canada poll what has been other, perhaps a worse use to which one of the chief industries of the Cana- ille boy may be put on arriving at ma- diaau farmer must be very disastrous, turity—and this is polities. \Vhat a and the situation affords an extraordi- capital politician he will snake with his nary example of the different ways in Janne face ! He can look both ways at which the trade of the two countries is once, talk Dem'ncracy ou one aide and protected by Government. Republicanism on theother;shake hands The remedy is with yourselvI . with the two great parties; simnitane- Vote only for the candidate what will ously and if there should happen to be give you fair play, and who will pledge a third and fourth party, he can give himself to alter a stats of thiuge so them a hand likewise. How popular manifestly unjust. Le will be 1 How suecesf aul as a poli- If the special objeot of our Legiela- This to the mar.ifnst loss of the Can - tore had been to help the American prodnoer all it could, and to hurt to the utmost the farmers of its own country, the success of the effort could scarcely have been mere complete. Reciprocity of trade or reciprocity of tariff should be your candidate's creed. The Government at. Washington is alive to the interests of American grow- ers.. Our own shruld be no leas re- gardful of the Canadian farmer. The additional malt tax should be repealed, and the loss of revenue made good by a tax on American corn ; an act of bare juatice, and so conceded to be by the Distillers themselves. If the growth of barley is to be con• tinned in Canada. you must see that you have a member pledged to enpport the changes above recommended. 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