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JULY 18 1S78,
THE: TIMES
NAUTICAL CATECHISM.
If P. ship misses her stays, how do
you find in what direction her course
sets ?
Will the ship heel over if you tow her
out ?
How many horses does the captain
Extract taken from the
"CANADA LANCET"
Of May 1st, 1876.
"PHOSPI[OZONE."—This new preparation
of the Elixir of Hypophosphites, which has
been name Phosphozone, is fast gaining favor
with the profession, It was unfortunate that
the manufacturers (Evans, Mercer St Co.) chose
drive; in iue gig ? for it the above name, as it gave it the appear -
Did the man who took his trick at duce of a PATENT NOSTRUM, WHICH IT
IS NOT. It is a combination of the Hypophos-
the wheel do it with the right bower ? phntes of Iron, Soda and Lime, with Galisaya'
Can you get a " nightcap " at the and other Tonics, in the form of an Elixir, and
is a mo•t excellent, nerve Tonic.' It is easily
alllniuistoretl, agreeable to the taste, and very
efficacious in the TREATMENT OF I)EBILI-
TATIsD CONDITIONS of the system. it has
When the boatswain pipes all hands, 1 proved a mostvaluableremedy in the treat -
who furitirltes the tobacco ? .went of INFANTILE DEBILITY AND
CHRONIC 'l%4 TIN(x,'
nowLuauknots are there iu a chips -•_....,
log ? Sohl by all Drn!fghts throughout tate Donitttmf.
Is the ship screw drawn by a screw- PRICE, ONE DOLLAR A BOTTLE.
driver ?,
Lt rho}s�l:l son relation the 1�V
Cab ens bo .
Did yen ever spin the main top. OOT t $T O $ROP
If the ettptain'snores, might it not
to be set do:vn as a head -wind? Next Door to H tka?c's II,ato. Parties wantir:g
When a adieu's ropes aro all taut is • titst-a•Ilatih wowk rill find it to their aalvat3taflo to
call t tare it tot l Cha w . ad t; t ifi, w1it'a t tlnly
It t.UV ( itlelle0 that[ a sohoolitlaetor 1t teat 1 ;, In at, i e1 aa» al 7a ars' i worst tt dipt:cduilky,
on board ? lit p of hen proms+tl;,
etiltiSTOPIIElt RAU,
floes the captain get his wine out of Crediton,March7.
Sia 4i.Cit$.1.4.Z'. 7.1\1 0
captan bars ?
Can a ship be said to be like logwood
when she is in port ?
IN L RE1).TTt-1N
of the snort holes ?
Is there any way of making the cross -
trees good natured ?
Is the yard arise over three feet in
length ?
Do yon know how to wind up the
hu board watch 7
te-eA F111�:NCH II qs4'TIN 3 STORY.
y
An officer named Verdier was cele-
brated ill the garrison for winning all
!pis bets. None of Ilio comrades con d
boast of ever lowing been ettoeessful,
so at last leo one eared to bet with him.
One day Vtrdier was transferred to an-
other regiment, but the fame of his pe-
eulittr lack elate already spread before
hien. After a supper:lad been tendered
kine by bus eolurades on the evening of
bis arrival, when champagne remade its
appearance, General called out
'"Is it really true, Verdier, that you
win livery bet ?"
Yes, general."
"But how the deuce leo youdo it ?"
"Oh, very simply. I ala a phyt:iog-
nor11ist, and. I bet only when I'm quite
sure."
"You are e. physiognomist. Well,
what. forinstance, can you find to read
now in my face ?"
"I can awe, said Verdier, promptly,
"[that the old wound in your side slab
broken out again."
"Nonaeuso !" thundered out, the old
general,"
I "But---"
"No 'but' after I essuro you, sir."
"Perhaps you do not like to speak of
it—perhaps it duel—"
"Diable ! you won't believe me
What will you bet ?"
"Anything you like, general. '
"Five hundred frauds."
"The gentlemen present aro the
nessea."
With the words the general proceed-
ed without more ado to divest himself t f
his coat and shirt, when a close scru-
tiny by all present revealed 1110 fact
that there was no trace of a wound by
a sword or ball.'
"You have lost your bet, Verdier,
shouted the general, resumiug his gar-
ments.
"I have, indeed, lost this once. been
may err sometimes. Here are the 500
francs."
With a chuckle the general put the
money in his pocket. After he had
reached home, ho at once wrote to his
old churn, the general in command of
Verdier's regiment.
"Dear friend, the story of Verdier's
luck is all a humbug, He has juetj
made a bet of 500 francs that I had a'
wound in my side,and of course he lost!
it."
The answer came back,
a
MUSIC HALL AND
Sowing Machine Emporium
fpIiE LARGEST AND BEST STOCK OF
1 Silverware, China and Delf ever seen in
the West, at
E. I .EVT'S STORE.
Mr. Drew has just received an excellent stock°
Silver Tea Setts,Butter Coolers, Double and Single
Pickle Cruets, Cake Baskets, Card Receivers, Com-
munion Setts, etc.,of the Best Quadruple and. Triple
Plate, and is offering the sameat prices that would
ASTONISH YOU FOR CHEAPNESS!
He has just opened out a new and complete as-
sortment of China, Wass and Stonewares. Cal
arid satisfy yourself as to quality and cheauess.
Come and try our instruments. Music Teacher
still on baud. Sery ie*- at lowest figures.
E. DREW.
.
Hensen
FURNITURE Roos
NEW FIRU, 1NER%M'S Old) STAND.
Hari c. shoe nig. Wagon and Carriage nib ing,Ple•
-
mond ;,,runs, and plow% (ienernl Illeleimitit-
imt in all. it branches. n t t3no lowest rater. amt not
tli a tt u•eti (the, n; n cull anal esanndno our
woo; befero triune; elsewhere.
MCs11la1 AN tt1'ft ltlilltE, Ring St..IlrnFal).
heli all. aunt,' 211,1'ie'+. ti8"8
)CcEINtilfAM 'S I.)I,A BLACKSMITH
KSMITH
I.) savor is stiligaing, 1fr. 5. BB,lelting1lat_
desires to return his sincere
timid; t, to Ila
pat •uuia, w h o
til him in tite
would intimate
recovered from
11[!184 r4113fi
hoveaupport
past add
that. moving,
Inn: 01-
a, he paltenda - ata (amore, tO
to take char:,° of the tnorse•eheeinm: tpeppartntottt
himself. Aai other work done in the very best
style and tit the lowest rates.
S. BUCKINGHAM,
Exeter, Dec.13.1877.
HL1vSALL COOPER SHOP..
Your letter is truly charming. Your1
iinning the 500 francs cost me 2,000,
hich Vnalier bet me on the day of his,
leaving, that he would make you, on
the first evening of meeting, take off'
your shirt in the presence of your fel-
low officers,and that yourself would in•
form me of the fact."
o.,- -^—•-
W. VANVALKENBTJRGH,
COOPER WORK OF ALL IUNUS,
INCLC?DIN(# CISTERNS.
of which be snakes speciality. t1t7T'I'KR'It'BS
(healer thou ever, Repairing promptly and.
neatly Clone. Siuopr-13rork Street, Mensal), direct-
ly west of the station. Give him a call.
WM. VANV:i.LKKNBU11G.
Hens:01, May 8, lain 3m,
TT KINSMAN, L. D. S., IIAS OB -
1 L . tailed his Diploma. audLicense to prec
ti.o Dentis.
try and will
be on hand
s of Old, on
Mondays,
Tucstiays.
Fridays and
Sian rdays.
Office next
Bell': Bakery Main Street, Exeter Ont.
Shingles for Sale
FROM a1 TO $1.60 PER SQVARE,
At G. & J• Brooks' Sawmill,
The early swimmer catches the
cramp.
A soft answer turneth away wrath,
but you cau't fool a tramp that way.
Happy is the man who eau lie all day
under a shade tree looking for work.
'Will you love me when I mould 2'
as the loaf of bread said to the house-
keeper.
A hotel oil the Paris plan means—
eat anything, sleep anywhere, and pay
for all you don't get.
The phonograph repeats everything
it hears, and will throw thousands of
employment.
There is a wonderful power in im-
agination,but it gets weals in the knees
when it undertakes to shoulder lemon -
tide.
A country paper mentions themar-
tinge of John Sweet to Miss Ann Sour.
It is probable they mean to set up a
. lemonidlfe business.
TWO MILES WEST OF THE LONDON
ROAD, TT OF HAY,
OWING to the very large increase of trad', I
kl have been compelled to ensure my premises.
and have just received a large stock of all kinds of
Furniture --in fact, one of the largest north of Lon-
don, 'Phone in want of a first class article in the
House Furnishing Line should call and examine Ply
stock and ascertain my prices and be convinced that
lean sell cheaper thou any other House in the trace.
Wool, Straw and le•,ced mattresses and sl,ring l.e,lw orale
Mulls I have also opened out atirst-classstatic of ('lochs
Watches anti lino Jewelry, in fact every article found in
a (list—class establrsintlent. I feel confittet.t that lean cel
at prices that will.titisfy the publicand a
, ans low its can
be purchased anywhere. Clock's autt Watches repaired
at moderate nates, and satisfaction Rearm:deed. by cent -
potent workmen. also Organs and Musical instruments
Special attention to Undertaking.
Buildings contracted for.
$, 'airbairxs.
THE EXETER
TIN AND STOVE DEPOT'
.132 J. J IJ uZ3.
Has now in stock a oompleto line of
SPRING HATS, BONNETS,
FEATHERS, FLOWERS,
and Trimmings of Every Kind, in
Latest Style and Lowest Prices
A full Stock of Fancy Goods,
Berlin Wools, Honiton Lace, Braids
Patterns, Cardboard Mottoes, &c,
t Jackets cut and made to order.
MISS'. G-ARLICK,
Main St., E rater.
Groceries e G'on f ectlonary
Smoking Tobacco 25 Cents per Ib
CHOICE TOBACCOES AND CIGAR
always in stock.
> SPORTSMEN'S DEPOT.
School Books, Stationery, Magazines
WITH ALL THE LATEST newa
N.B.—Sewing blacnnct. Needles of every loud.
A. BOYD.
WANTED
MEN, WOMEN, BOYS, AND GIRLS
TO PULL FLAX.
Work to commence on the lith last. Apply to
PATTON& DORAVOOD,
Exeter.
pmyriNo
PAINTING
J. KITCHINU
Is prepared to do all kinds of
House Painting, Paper -hanging
Whitening, cze.
at reasonable prices and punctually.
J. KIICHINtf, Matas st
Exeter,
`� r,mi t! CLANS FI.X- BRICad
F'L 1 B#'tt-i'. 'TeliateCunti',l?K11Uer.
KILLS
FLIES in a
room in. TWO
HOURS.
o Tat:. watt'
will kill
moreiiies
Sian Sin
worth of
Fly Piprr.
No dirt,
no trouble,
Said by
Tinware, cheaper than the cheapest, and made up by practical! 1)141"-"
an
workmen on the premises.
Botanic Medicine, Co., Buffalo,N.
Gave -Troughing done to order, Careen Plating a Sueelalty. Coal oil Cbinnteys, the
very best and none cheaper.
0
Intending pnrehasers will always tend me at any post, ready to attend to my own business
and prepared at all times to treat customers courteously and supply them with a good and
heap artio o. Depend upon it that nowhere eau you get bettor value for your money:.
The very highest price iu Cash paid for Hides and Sheep skins.
E. H. SPACKMAN.
l'11HE Subscriber begs to announce to the L bnbitnnts of Exeter and the surrounding coun-
try, that be has opt nit a TIN and Saws PEPOT in the store nearly opposite 11r. G.
.. Maces Grocery and Liquor store, Main street, Exeter, where he is p"eparedto till all ortlets
for
Cook, Parlor and other Stoves
At Manufacturers Prices.
Exeter P 0, October 15 1877.
•
GODERICH FOUNDRY
Founders, Engineers and Machinists.
MANUFACTURERS OP
ENGINES AND BOILERS, FLOURING, GRIST AND
STAVE AND HEADING II4CHINERY
Middling Purifiers of improved kinds.
Affil -FAT
SAV j MILLS The GREAT REMEDY for
CC7►XL "C?aaIL
Agric uura l Implements
COOKING, PARLOR AND BOX STOVES
Potash Kettles, School seats, &o.
Iron and Brass Castino's to order'
For sale cheap—Second hand Boilers and Engires Stave and
Shingle, and Heading Macninery.
Repairs on Boilers, Eugiues, Mills, &o., promptly attended to.
GODERINT FOUNDRY and MANUFATURINtT co.
G-ODERICH. Ont.
GREAT DISCOUNT S-. LE
PRIOR TO REMOVAL
AT
RA, 1df1``'' '4tryr°it �tl�t
FANSON'S BLOCK, EXETER.
ALLAN'S ANTI–FAT
is purelyvegctable and perfectly harmless. It sets
upon the food In the stomach, preventing Its being
converted Into Ott. Taken iu accordance with d!-
reetlons. It will reduce a fat person from two to live
pounds per week.
••Corpulence Is not only a disease Itself, but the
harbinger of otters." So wrote illppueratts two
thou.:old years ago, and what was true teen is none
the less so to -day.
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