HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1878-6-20, Page 3,JT3NE 2), 1878
'igE TIMES
Sarah Aran—"Ohl ain't my brother
clever boy. .Eliza Jaue ? tie's only
been at school two months; au' he's got.
the cateelns:t"." Eliza, Jane--"Wot's
that 1 Why, my brother's may bit: to
school two weeks au' he's got the
vitt*aelea.
A little girl had been abeent with
flee parents to a is mp meeting fort•w'(t
veeke. On her return her little play-
mate, Elle Day, entertained her by
showing her her new playthings.
.t night little Mary, in saying her
pr;tyera, sl►ill "Oh, Lord bleee Ella
Day and make her a good girl, bo 1
gait take all nee pleyt'tiugs away from
her and she won't went thein back
gInJMiehina4u, accorilimg to the Chi
-
cage 7fines, "They never hold inquesttz
tagoni the ladies of reel whole packet,.
are found mi to contour fruit -tree cats ii
Inputs alai ~wire4ti►1vH Wimples, but it
tilu murderer !recant Set know t11liiy mt^ii:h-
hors dub it:eHalter and tlrt"ttt`ttt him!
'.with to g"dd-lleasded calve, or a peta•itt
ttdl.lt'C.) hex." You are mistaken.
Cri7ens in this State are net reWAti gid,
tln'1 donot etlieet it, for merely euro&
4 Celt. fluty.
Tide is the way time or the ladies who
belong to the .idanefe's Contributufa'
Club retiletttberai things : e"Cieu. Forte—L.
W .4 berieil the day ply new bet c-onte
Hove s c;ati inaugurated the el ling( II
ma le ever my ales bilk. Uiciteue died!
when Jew ie was a i.+tbg'. Lincoln
was billed when Mary was creeping.
Thema war brol a out when :Wile
was gutting her teeth. The Rn'!; of
i Stun wits barn the year I wits Attar -
riot."
t."
Russia had Metter :acacia herself l -f the
ldaaaht illpt tats before it is rt te:di ei, 1h,t i'
ey a lttlotE+ cath '1'1n'ltey e 1st her true.
!metals_• ,that T'ISuttee ill),Miala and an-
Kn"CJe't' rtu At, iZ counanttet would he, alit Ca*
ruin her. How muds beam it would
Iutvo been t -•r it 4+IJtt',t 14.t ~ear
id ne anti 1+let her motley into some'
ttr't ensd aaetwt+palaer. It 13 t,1ug'aht.r,
'tube d„ how *onto pia plc) wwltl deliber• t
fltt:ly overlook their 5itld.;n ultlleirtiltli•
thee
Junes was Alaaye cottllwktitiine of hie
:site a memory, "She never owl re
wino tither ► epi:log," enid poor .Joints
.. 1" .e .., .y
"it's awful "MT wife .1.aw just it
.,
"till
a .eel
'f how Brown, t l Anted tett It
tete 411 Ili Cha, 11 I f 1
c;tintal reelipe." "What is i.t;l" asked
'Joasis, eagerly, i1\VIiy," tldid Mewl!,
s *'whenever there+'e ene tiling particuiar
wattt the 111isdtltt to remember, 1
write it duwu on a blip of paler and
(Ignm it on the lo. tdug g'a4•s, See e '
Jones is BOW a contented amu.
Au old soldier, relating his experi-
ence at .a temperance inet•titug, in Iowa,
said that at one time he t;ot po.a:easieu
of too l.el;d of whi.tcey, took them to
camp, pat a f.lucet ditto one, and paseerd
the wltiekt y rotted among the hoes nn •
til they all get pretty full. About the
tune the hog %;ly env,ty, he [+aid, for a
moment hie ennecience told hien be was
dating wrong. Ile picked up au axe
and knocked the head of the other keg
and— (Here he was interrupted by
the Deacons starting the cry ul.
"Arnett 1 ."rhanic God. 1" "Glory be
to trod !") After the house became
quiet f e eostinued . '•I kni eked in the
head of theft kes:, gave the boys a tin
cop, and told theta to help them-
seivee."
TriItEE r 2311 GS.
The following lines were copied frilln'
the album of a young lady of Eliza
beth, N. J.:
I. Three things to admire : Intel,
lt'ctul power, di nity and biace•fulness.
2. 'three tt:ings to love: Courage,
gentleness and effeection.
8, Three things to hate : Cruelty,
arrogance and jugiatitudo.
4. Three things to delight in
Frankness, freedom 14itel beauty.
5. Titles thingti to wish for: Health,
,frlende and a cheerful L,pirit.
6. Thr3e things to %valid : 'Idleness,
14iqualeity and flippant jesting.
7. Three things to fight fear : Hon-
or, e"enutry and. Lome.
8. Three things to govern : Temper.
tongue and conduct.
9. Three things to think about:
Life, death and eternity.
CO UN DRUMS.:
Why is dancing like sulk ? Because
it-tiengthens tete calves.
Why is an Ellgli-ditnaan like a bee ?
Becansehe is ruled by a Queen.
What is the. best way to curb a wild
young man ? To bridal hiin.
Why is a discontented mall Like a
watchdog ? Baeatnso he is a growler.
\VIua is it that by losing an "eye"
TnaW l othing left hut a'no.se ? A noise.
What is it that mattes everything wrie-
ni)l'. bat 1s itself unseen ? Light.
Why i•1. aletter Tike a flock of sheep
B. eausy it ie penn'd and folded.
What class of women are most 'apse
to .gives tone to q1 lien' ? The belles.
At what time is a cigar like au old
maid ? When there is uo match for
What is the best government ? That
which leaches us to govern ourselves:.
Why is a new born baby Bee a gale of 1
wht? Because it begins with a
sti1ia11.
00:11= .I.I;.RCIAL TERMS.
Bankrupt—A man oho gives every-
thing to lc lawyer so that his ereditora
will get it,
Assignee—Is the asp who hex the
tied and gives hineself four ages.
'HE MARKET QUESTION
A L'.1.:11t—I3 1.4 place where peupie put Dr
their money so it will be htaudy when l J
other* watt6 i4,.
A Depositor—le a man who don't
kuiiw !low to spend his motley. and
netli tee cat bier to show hiin. At his
ill"-itleut---i:i the bio fat plan who
promises to bola the jamb. autl after -
anis eubl+ata it.
A terreet°I.—Is one of thole that tic-
-pi a trust that[ don't iuyolve the nee
1.,f hie eye. or ear[..
1:i:sinte'-r--le rifted 14 man who under-
takes kes t e•tipport 14 Suite, e•ix children
tenet a4 hi own etetue flout, on kitty dollars
le; la.venttl, mutt be outlies>t.
eitil ti4rtlle---;3.Ie certain pieces of
pilfer or -i gia,a,1 a8 gold, clue and payable
int the let day ui A1►ri1.
Aseetl4 U,uellf colteiht of Ave
chivies and an Old trttive ; to these tuns
he added a opittule if the "bust" ain't
to bad It rte
Liabilttiue--&re usually,abig "Wind"
that the its -tete want "two 'nor "raise."
A Ne,te—A prowiee to do ally ilii
poet l$JI0 tiliLt .
Indoreer-•••-e. man who sigma a eom
int=rrial {ahilepiena with a friend sand
gets ellligh:.
N -e-1},1, i 1T E OLAND.
The Landon Tris;.', „1tai :••-!.earl Duf
fariu'll \iev'rtagel e;4reet' !list! been 4ii=gn
laxly brilliant throughout, drat:. ing ten
1l tome amid vvl'tata: crt iliitorical import
1.' t
tome. There ie no manner of tledtht
Mal the teen eh it;tlt•ets the feeling of
the eemetliIln )1e91,lel that the er. tdtatt•i-
w nl tw i It a Welt it is f'ille'd tile been le.
lbo ;e by a tine waliellilag to national
life. To thiel grttwtlt of heiiltlty.o•ergetie
11:,tr'Oti.-lt1 1.;til tell' t! 11I'S viceroyalty
lima largely e..utrtbu eel. Never before�
have the -A.i e•ice:I colu,res been ruled
by ti $tittl•►1n* 1t who eo well knew how
tet 41411 forth the hest quaalitiee of the
peplum by appealing to Noble NPntiilleola
auel lofty aspirations. Berl Deffptin'•
task to develop() a self•rt'littnt slitr'it,
beerntuiug a young nation with 'ovally
til its mother country, has atntcite:l• 441..
bulbul a1.11 expectations. It is holm.
sidle to deny that the D 'nitiiun hoe
recently given a signal prenf nf its tit.
vati4ce in natinteal dignity and strength,
while it bas pieced 1.11 recordt y deed,
and Ivortle its loyal devotion to the
Empire of which it forms an import
lent part. The review at Montreal reit
resents forces which the in 1st power
fol Snve,; its might be proud to com-
mand, 'coops censtiteted of the first
oft+ring,, of Canadian loyalty, the first
prints of Canadian patriotism. Their
presence a,ud the popular enthnsiarn
it evoked is evidence of the intensity
with which Canadians cherish the ties
binding thein to the tnotl:er cruntry.
The dauger of England being drawn
into a European -war galled out all
their latent regard foe the mother conn
try. No doubt the disinterested char-
atster c•f the offers of sail from that col•
orlirta impresed the Imperial G.:vel n.
nowt, au(i the spirit which prompted
them may rise to a still higher level
ander preenie. The devotion displayed
constitutes a large: reserve of Imperial
power. This spite:hide f•4r the honor
of England suet,tine the Imperial policy
visibly assets the dignity and power
of the Empire, This upriaing is also
most valuable practiotlly, as securing
the safety: of the ca'ionies themeetves.
_•. 4
STRAY TUOUGFIT'S ABOUT WO-
MEN.
He who hots a good wife can bear
any evil.
When time spares beanty he com-
pletes it.
A faithful swain weds early ; a prud-
ent -one.never.
Friendship betweeu women is only a
;uiipet:sion of hostilities.
Love is the dawn of marriage ; mat-
rimony is the sunset of love,
A walnnn listens to a play with her
mind, and judges it with her senses.
The beet and worse thing that can
be said about inarriaage is that it is al
tie.
It takes as na'-ch with not to dis-
please as WOlntall as it takes little to
ISAAC CARLING
Being now in receipt of a large stock of
Goods, Groceries, Wines ano
Liquors, Crockery, Etc.,
Store, Maio Street, Exeter, which will be sold
LOT MARGIN ON COST
The inhabitants of Exeter and vicinity need not feel troubled
at the want of a market wherewith to make money, but
call at the store of the snbseriber and
S tel! 'R ltw t 'THE BARGAINS
there to be had in Overcoat in , Fall -cloths, Broad -cloth
Doe skins, Silks, \V iuoes•s, I)ehune:i, and e era t iu;;
needed in the Drys Goods line, The Grocery
Department is Complete, An inspection invited
trouble to show goods
ISAAC CAIRLING
USIO .ALL AND
yang Emporium.
PIANOS
please her.
A woman's friendshipis as a gener-
al role .he legacy of love or the aai1us ui
indifference.
In rri+atters of the heart it is usually
the fear of : insolvency that leads to
bankruptcy.
ft is satin !sing how near age bi ingb
a woman to death, and how litale it
lrrop,ai'ee+ het for it.
It wasn't uutil the youth had stabbed
his girl that she found out that she
really loved him.
The woman who confides to one
man her partiality for another 'seeks
advice less than avowal.
Organs
D,thLF,1
C x.111
ware
M1t. B. DREW would aullnunee to the public that he bus opened ont it
dsie Store and Sewing t tuclaiiltl f:tninn run.
zi )i L «''S BLOCK,
who e lie will have •ensi:uiily on tonin a full eh:nrtutent of I'I1 i05,!stet' lite •il:italt'yU'.il
111f itt•Mil,$ Sof 1til) 441 4*,A44 .writ rias motive turn tv 4,f BlahsV, a re, 1l, if 44111 ('mutt vwalee, lama:(
rC lowuaG14µ11'es. AL1eficient alttate to;!cher on habil, 1.h. 1-,'.■trate-
fes' Iu5truauetatsn'id Swung ittucI lI's 1 1411:4 ti, rel Litt^.t. 1..
..1).d•Urew'a Ban. ab eve ow:a :sic Stole, t414111 for stdbid! . tat 1144111144 Lir,
JUST R E C E ,V E
AT 3.1.322E
EXETER
Grocery and Liquor Store
A. large stock ofn
Green, Japan, Young Hyson and
Black Teas,
aisin.% Currants, Pru nes
DaLF Apples , Cannes.'a.i�-,tTIT,
Sardines, Lobsters, Salmon
Bitter Sauce and Pickles, Brandies, Gins, Wines and Syrup
Rye, Malt, Scotch, Irish and Columned Whiskies, Tobaccos
and Cigars,
\Vholesa; e arid. TReticl.il.
G. A. MACE,
Main Street, Exeter,
1878)u (1.878
THE OLD RELIABLE HOLD ;Tim
At all times, nllti particalarly at a period when Trade is universally depressed• and money
scarce. It i9 in the interest of every baser to parchnsA where he can get the article he Wituts
at the invest ['ate. In cal'ing year attellticn to to,y present stock, Ido so with evoe•v confid-
ence;
onfid-ence; it being more carefully assortea and selected than that of any previous season.
0
In the Dry Goods
Every department in replete with the most: seasonable and fashionable fain:icq, marked at
prices which should caaMtn anti the 111 411)41011 of the -very' closest buyers. THE OIL1)3.ttaD
mint'HtNtestiti has MIt. w IVIES at it,:head
In Millinery
Undot'themaAagement of Miss McGloghlov,we 0514 suit the most fast,nh Ons. Oar. stock o
Groceries, Boots and Shoes, Canadian, English and American
Shelf and Heavy Hardware
one ofthe largest and best assorted in the County. Intending purchasers will, consnit their
best interests by examnoing my stock before going elsewhere.
JAMES PICE.ARD
INVALIDS' HOTEL.
Tee very large number of invalid people who daily
sleet I3nC:do, from every qmarl,•r of the ['pale States
slat (a1Lad4, tit 1.t they iality eonsttil I)r. 14.1,". llama r,
and the widely celebrated Faculty of 4)211111451 Ott
litetil,kie awl $taww.•riy a aciatcd withbine, rendrrea
five w• ,9 ear? that the 14444 rare this ltbt;[nano thoub!
Evros* a place on a grand and commodious, scat,•
for et ¢4r entertainment ar,,i comtfort-
Ar1VA-.TAGD1 o$rESID.—T17e lel aU4ls' note:
19 more eampMtt In it, 4i1f, ointn;ents tbao any Owl -
lar tn-tltutlon in the world. 'Ihe building Is located
twos:* of the most healthful and 1c4lrable porlions of
tte ttty of1'++tttraln,a4+J comnaana541 tapeview of Lake
)rte \J3g4r3 laver, anal the surrounding eoreitry,
brine; ',Busted in Alio midst or art extensive system
4f 1,•antlitl parks. The lintel Is furnished w4144 a
laytrnt 0.4(1 t) 44)4I14I1r viavalor. to convey ratt4nt5
to ani !mat 1444'tilde/ea thous, Is prn54 4, 4 with an
kinds Cf approve,* Midas, awl has :kip courterte ! with,
it a vvc4t,:ap444lrtted gymnasium and bowling alley to
ail+,rat 41rnperaaeais orcxerclbe.
ciinuNIG A siRasr S ora harms, whether requtr.
toealic9h,4nr4Ieet, or tncc11an1col.treatnlent,'8ou4r
within the province or tier 4evt•r1i speclalttkd.
nuokooES lilt WFQA1 .-. )' Pt u lellY are the f:7e4H-
tics of this Infirmary of a superior 4r•14r 149 regard
the remedial rue an9 van 1 appllar1C444 for the cure Or
all dense chronic t115ta1r9 ]*cmltar 10 flrmales, Tia.
employment, to tundcrattun, of te,n4c, chemical
electr thermal and other approved baths, is iv
teeny cases an invaluable anSdtary to the reunite'
1T.I'Z21)1 44984144711 WI' 110'' 1*1-urn v3_4- Bey Atria);
to t11e surhiee general ret lm1 entry;, bwedltlt nowt,
Meets, and light 4 1444,14.1444 4"' rr4's", to convert anal
(841411'e the elrculat1,na lir the Mood 114 the sy6teln.
rept~! congt+stt• 1 parts, itamw4 ell;, elope area
atreagt1lca 1184,11411544,., prnda( c important hcnellefal
results In all ewes to weak la these !means are 4144lathea•
tele. No experimenting Is resorted to In the, treat,
nleut.. The 111451 approved nKdleines are curefnllY
employed, and the Ju'licp,u9 regulation of the diet.
to £alt the co:Mitten 41.4 the r.itl(ttt, the thorough reel.
1113)10A or the sit tiring apartment, nt, the cheering tn•
ftue4ce of music 1,r4a1 Intercourse, innocent game..
for ana1Stml'at, calla!! Ittl ::getwir5 which lead to
are'a5C ;be Wad of the pteie at nava e•[5pon.nnc)".
versa plus rr' mote r'4 •94114:UV not re ,iecteil.
't'£lt`t1LR Ilia,I 164 &- t'aralycis. FPltcpsg erns,.
Chorea 1 t. \stn a !lase , anti elms. 10.1~84125 alts.
414149. 1e 1'4144' tae .at111,11, n of an mgere er nits b r-
claves, !n which the greatest skill **attained and u:r
roust 111443444 re 119esax,c4r8il,
i i 1q Dittrat,Fri.FT4 is+livist:att'r um rractirc l+,
1444- 142412211,'leer:4, 11(4-3 ally [managed by et 0411.
neo en el 'eaten 113,4.14111. tort 4+411 I1r„T:a ht:tf
'lucent and Long las, a "e 9 *revery largely or. a4e 1r
1tl lids dermas lee mist oho ri $nit. will 1h bray, ba.t ,
llil l>la gr alifyt1 •114, holt! 44.2 4111aa and p-atent..
le' h 1,.1D BAIL—Special ecial attentive Is given tot 7;r
tdltetideate operas! ns teal the eve and ear, a 419'142•
eta carr 111 iiiis 1.r uwli cf th practicer eat, t;eTT tate
Invalids arriving in The city and desiring to eon.
eon rs.5houtd 4"011.c d11a'4ac 114 tilt” Beet•!. 111'14'* 4sy
are4ssthpa hs' crarr,aage.(uinams, er ttrt•tt ears. stern
LF41'8 tiaadlata ...twat% on all incoming train',. can.
Or Fe4le1* upon to dettvar ria4stzr1ero end tr:,F,tage
wail security and dogma.
sere x vitIA4 l leen, s sumo, A. Yrid'a llisixn.
0P1ER.(+a:.
.H1.'T, IIXT.OR
.y
OD E a 1,
ig,,,.I
,',[til• •;,"1
.�" "'- GUI1ESU1SEMESOF1}te
�$ROA_T,IINGS,EIVER_ a BLOOD,
in the nronderftd medicine to whirl: the a11)icte•:
pr8 above diverted for relief, the discoverer be
neves he has continued in harmony more of Na-
ture's soveretgu curative' properties, which Gov
has instilled intn the vegetable kingdom for heal-
ing the sick, than were ever before combined it,
one medicine. T1ae evidence of this fact is found in
the great variety of most obstinate disea•.es which
it has been found to conquer. In the cure of
Bronchitis, severe Cones rs, Mid the early
otage8 of ('oIISlttotal oy it llati a tanlshed tete
medical faculty, mal eminent physicians pro-
nounce Jt 111e greatest medical discovery of the
age. ~while it cures the severest Coughs, it.
sirellgtl1C115 the system and purifies the
blood. By n great and thorough blond.pnrifr-
Ing properties. it azures alhfin 'norm , from the
worst Sero In la to a common BlotchPim.
pie, or Eruption. Mercurial disea.e.tlfinerut
Poisons, •unl their effect,, are ea;•tdiented, and
ri:.nreas health and a sound constitution estalt-
lilnd Erysipelas, Salt -rheum, Fever
Sores, Sealy or Sough Skin, in short, all
4:0 nnn1Crous diseases can*ed by bard blend, are
conquered by this powerful, purifying, and in-
vigorating
n-
vi3041111iug' medicine.
If you feel dull, drows},,lebilitated, have sallow
color of skin. or yellow! h brown spots on face or
body, frequent h eadache o1 dizziness, had taste in
mouth, internal heat or 1,hdis alternated with bot
ilnsho4, IoW spirits, and gloomy foreno:lings, ir-
regular appetite, and tongue coated. volt arc
411 lig from Torpid Liver, nr " Bilious.
lies*;." In n1a111}• eases of Liver Com -
pia nt I. only
part of
all such cases, ex
l
Pierces e Bolden Medical' Discovea r has 110 0c111414-
82,
11414-
9> is 043 1..1 perfect cures, leaving' the liver
,nengabelied anti hna lth)•.
^ne n 43Y - ORUNISTS AT $1 PER BOTTLE,
J ,, K. V. a a*l l I1(E. M. 19.. Sole
• mu ww'a tetl.U•' 4444114:74,11)1.
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R.& E. SPICER'S
—FOR—
GROCERiE5
Always New and Fresh.
FLOUIt, FEED.
AND FIIOVIS ONS,.
E AuTHEN WARE,
COAL OIL
Soap Given Away
-;)i. :Oars for One Dollar.--
Gond
ollar.—Gond Vinegar. 20an:. per Gallon.. Choice
C1yrnps.Market 13as1do-11s—clt1ap.
N. 13. Don't forgot the place—It. & E. Spi
cer's, opposite Min 31. Cbristle's Hotel.
iP'roaneetaken in:excbangefor golds.
R.. & E SPIDER