The Exeter Times, 1878-4-25, Page 66
TRE TIMES
'When Eve brought woo tool' mankind,
Old Adam Calle& her wo-man.;
But when she woo'd with lore so kind,
Ile then pronounced her wo-man ;
But now with folly and with pride,
Their husbands' pockets trimming,
The ladi,:s ate so full of whims,
The people call them whim -mem,
LA.UGHING GAS.
Eichenges will continue to wear
weathers with paste ornewents.
If Dr. Mary Walker is uot a married
woman, she is fearfully and wonder-
fully maid.
Bob Iugersoll's excuse for beive pro.
fame is that he worked out an appren-
ticeship to a tiusteith in butting up
stovepipes.
Very few girls eau spank a pepper.
box ao it should be spanked, and yet
N INCIDENT OF HIGH LIFE
BELOW STAIRS.
a --
O'Connell used to tell the following
story a --
There were in very humble hfe iu
Dublin, some sixty pairs ago, a Pyladoa
and Orestes named Burke Alia
of the house with due reepeet, I'll!per-
forate your Karaite with Ulla weapon,
There. was a fierce desperation io hie
look and manner, whiett enforced the
conviction that he would keel) his
word. *110 has much the sir of a mil.
Itary gentlemen," observed one of
Tighe's eoturedea. ' Oh, yes, e returned
ferty. 'They were sehoolfellows. Mc- ;Ligshoen''be
.siri,s prayev(1 e3iAlitiloY„ an:ateo"nt4boblive
Gafferty, when about eighteen or twen- you up., Thua Maiafferty, protected
ty years of age, enlisted In !be army, be ae„. „,at, w„„ escorted to the hen
whilst Burke became clerk in a mer a‘7„4wcti: due—courtesy. wilco. be
caiitile house. Years passed, during ""
reached the street ho looked round.
which the poor soldier was knocked and and oould not help jangbiog to so
linked about ; got wound; ellUI; bul" Tielie rash at Burke, who was ouarin. lets, broiees, every thing but good leek
, m
r prootion. geauwbdo, Bute from ed,°and indemnify himself for his chn-
islr‘atiiiyiettracibviiilintgy tilt% mtheerothluiterdobuyn vtihoe-
being clerk became partuer, and from
1b)eriilnigeiipmairtmueerrulacraoref e taboen.,35inrinda;watnodthuel
1;1 door steps upon the pave, perforce
process of time became one of the weal.
abient merchants in Dublin. Thus
matters proceeded until 1797, when the ----aaeee-e-----
they want to get married and raise fate- s Nice McGafferty was discharged frau)
TUE FAR-SIGHTED
lies. MAN.
' ihe arreY aud retureed in a very crook
ef thestrolling temperance orators ' ed erudition to janblin. Ile frequently
keep on enumerating the climes, of, saw hie ancient crony, Burke, R Bill Barnes was; stubborn old fel
which they ere guilty. we shall yet hue zhrough the town, but 110t• With6 Nil:1111111i 1 1:4; rrgeutt rete
tacnouldmeehraienagnebwioriptPuilnt
out who killed old =au Nathan. them °Naval Intimacy, he always
A. man meet have 1d rant, all ore _h....auk from acewstiog bi:u ; for tie bad If anyoue attempted to dispute his fp^
D% M1
but a woman sow a Yard to learned his euccess in life, and feared ertions or ridicule his views, Bill th
O -
th
red Wound around the bm ottoof tie :het, tronithedieperity of their pri 0 eat vtbad
o/fsbtlYowblliekgtQust.olir°y1:41,tieettliteeaiutld tr eibyinul
old calice dress awl have ao eleeeet ee eenneauces. wry ciairil ou old ue.
of a thundering lock bestowed upon bi
nether extremity.
Alt
Ann, 25, 1878
Gp TO
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G-ROCERIES
Allege New and Fresh.
FLOUR, FEED,
A.ND PROVISIONS,
EARTHEN WARE,
COAL OIL
Soap Giv-enAwayi
Bars for One Boller'.
Good Vinegar. f..20e, per Gellon. Choice
a B,yrups. Mar1et Baskets—cheee.
a
under ekirt,few remarks of his owe;—"Young mao
.patintettee might perhaps bo repelled it's no use firguire with tue,because rro
Tile world is full of poetry. T
with insult. Otle day,.litgweVer, AS IL( I right. cau &allays see furi,llto nikati
on my son," as the father said when ee gliIowlo wding away to !a a direct reu-
larrueed the boy with a bed cord for contra. Burke heiled him ; ' v than meet Ineeoeucl I'll tell yon tame
wilat'll prove it, About Ave peals ago
plaviug linokey. "Lines to mytvtea' cook, is Hatt you ?'--4 e owned a wboopity .14„ui.iautior bog. ate
as iiie men said who cut hie throa, h 1 )
Sailit'lit etarelit clothee line. 'Ly. ;te-Yfoar."titie—w*ieaorlia 111-ein. lath" 94e i)ehav°t1 au right the ficat leur daYe
not the better for Wouldtryoliiuui 1,1111ata
a gt od supper 21-4 That would.
a Lunislauuor hog, too—• that my ens -
provided I liavee't to pay for it. elpicions oue day was lunk? in
Then you shall have a Kipper fit fat the fiat with ut, son wile when
an emperor, mid it ehall cost you notla what should 1 ev't, but this same bog a,
end whure more it Audi .cost use
etawitlite stink still in the nit,,itle oi tee
`N, VII," la, t4, ?.7`Piull I tiod ma a etone 'eater. said
aa'ar You Ileoe 114% 4, 44 i.\I"r":411ee that hetet' taetoilyini dovitlry ; and
':;ei'llItautieirr.aT/11°.:ribil•etheorillin‘t444:4;irtid4r?el " h4ek' eIrtu'ietd7ilt%almevt'shtiiIel'eaet;a1w7nli.i'fl.
f'11°.r4 1°3 ld 6eq°14flita°c°b„.e. tam hog. Dili nearly 'meted a laireaie°
"elri,sa I've got up m the 'world. "111.0 fo inc a 141ANIIII Will Ili- lir 11:
butler gives a Freed gala to.dieght ; hie 10. ,,beu cmue buck, be sur, lieu
writer is in the eonnty 11116.4f,°r4L or call me a fust if 1eriisit't be dad. 1
°"milerrhere Pall."' hart' Ziti.1 O stun , up, that I ceithl see
heti. by my husband." as Ins ell's, efthi
+ghee she got his note, stating that. tit
bad bean celled eriddenly out, of tow
buemees.
The .vaiet, lofty journal publisbee
at Weeailigton, devoted to a great (lea
of talk abent Olives that it dotes ee
know Reselling abeut, comes to u-
rnerked led O0ertinly moire* es a
the levitate article. that we "atm mart:,
one enesin," You're a liar. we vat
For tlate east ns. In the iir.4t, plael
WO are alreedy married, aud m the tit e.
owl place all oar ousins are rear rival,
and iu the third place, they me ati t
men
th° best things in °r out of °as"' and further ahead than wawa men, and ;hut
1 knew that old hog would biive ue in
to tronble yrt ; so wheuever I saw bins
lectimain' that way, 1 told Bal lie wee
a-studyin' deviltry and to go for him.
Widl, about eh weeks 'trier tuite our
A man frons Bretton would not cote ea let cetareetti—come Along.'
fees aetonielnueut at steythieg he Pan asifferty did not need much pressing :
in Neveda. As he was par a hotel he acmpan
coied Burke to the butler's
in Virginia City the cap blew from out eittertainment, which was very magnifie
of the chineneye. It was circuity' emit. The party were in the fullest en.
piece of alieeteiron, painted black, part loymont of their jollification when tin hinuat ait
ly convex Rua n
the four supporta em mm
oone roll of a carriage in the street „the bhis—„.4,1e-,r— ▪ n• hao ass:, gIotgaltt 011010B TOBACCOES AND CIGARS
tetwayeaustech.
multi of abinglos,auti clam' up. Wh n THE OLD RELIABLE 110USE FOR
I got to the top 1 laid *tan down, and eve,. ,..11/1,r,0 SPORTSIEN'S DEPOT.
'eh a look *rotted. 'Way over in theL '2"'"" N7v‘I.u*I°
a.4•11 PAN the Old hag a-etadyin* MILLINERY ItIA.NTLES.
try. Bill' I sheeted, "go for him
mill grabbed a stack end went. Rut
the queer Part ot it was thatthe old bog
Huti teeter than Bill did, and, iiielead
of going off iu another direction, eArtle'
striught toward use. *The deviltry's
-eomio'," said 1 to myself, a-tretulPini;
ur sure enough that hog came faster
%old festee, and ran right under the haat
conclusion that he would sooner ices under a betl, bidding them be quiet rtinusd c't the ladder' lilted it up about
about restlessly on a feather bed till their lives. Itleauwhile, Tighe entered •a foot, and I fell from alto top, a-yelliia
the roosters crow than to pass the Wooione at the sliget delay that had na-shriekin right lute a tub of Hier
night in the wash -house snoring like & occurred in admitting hire, and divining leiter Illarin Bartel was geiog to visual
Nab, and all the shinglen came dowe
a policeman. from certain suspicious appearances.
"Thi. man," said the Werden, pens- that hie domestics bad been junketing Atop of me. While I was get tin' out
ing before thedoor in
ef cell No. 89, "w• in his absence. Resolved on explering f heard a strange kind ,,noiset and
'Ionian' up, I saw that aid hog a-sittine
sent here for a moat brutal assault en everything, he descended to the kitchen
on his aii
two freshmen at Priocetown, where he accompanied by a couple of fiends wen hind legrt-laughintallhis might.
was e sophomore. Ile is one of the bad travelled with him, swearing that 1 was laid up far six, weeks,. When 3
worst characters in the prison. Thi if he detected any contraband visitors. got better I gave him to a butcher, Now
cell adjoiniug 1- occnpied by am u who he would pitch them along with his too ,t.s no use argutn' with a man that can
t so
was sophomore at Yale. He atteinpt, hospitable butler to the isee bo far ahead as
ed to poison the entire freshman class ; cbaimed, that the very. first spot whieh
all but seven were Rived by antedate-. Tighe and bis friends inspected was the
He ie in for life. We are obliged to subterranean donnitory in which on,
keep bin heavily ironed. Te na t two heroes lay perdu beneath the bed.
call, No. 98, contains a Harvard aoph • NrGafferty was placed next the wall :
more, sent up for fourteen year, fur Burke was stretched outside him
putting out the eyes of a freshman will •There's somebody tinder that bed!'
red -bot irou. These prisoners here bellowed Tighe—Chore's a pair of rare
having their heads shaved, arrived eals—I spy two brace of legs --Cony,
from Amerhersttuis morning ; it is thi out you acoundrels 1 or Pll break every
party of students who burned the .col bone in your carcass Burke crawled
lege and tarred and feathered the presi- eat, humbly begging that Mr. Title.
dent last month. would not offer him any violence, Nutt
Sew:RAGE Dreer,—Each emigrant isa. Promising that he never should agair
a contract ticket which stipulates to, be caught in a similar predicament
hie transportation to New York in oJn• ellowed to go quietly off. •Who are
sieeratino ot four, five or mix. guineas. you sirrah ?' thundered Tighe. --.1 sin
;qr. Burke, of Balls Bridge, the mercn.
azcordiug to the rates of fare. Tu
company engages to provide a full sue. ant.'—'Yon? Ynu Mr. Bill ke, of Ball
per of wholesome provisions, clinked bridge? You lie, you aired, Yon
raid served y ta steward, and the pas.' innat have the irnpuilanee of the devil
seliger is required to provicte bitnsen to assume the name of that most se -
'with bedding and coking Utensils. spectable man. Take that, you vaea-
The weekly allowttuce of food tor eacl, band!' (kicking him vignrovslva 'You
adult is prescribed by the ,Governinent brazen scouedrel—how dare you mak,
seal printed nn the contract ticket se free wall' the name of any respectable
follows "Twenty-one quarts 01 citizen ?'
water, three aud ball primula of bread o Tighe and bin Companions
one pound of wheateo flour, oue pound • kicked and cuffed poor Mirka. whilet
Rua a ti tit of eat -meal, rice and peas, 1 lleGafferty, feeling about with milit.are
n
two poen& potatoes, one and a half lumina for a weapon, laid hold on
pounds of beef, one poand of 8ript, 4pit and dripping -pan sonnbody hao
two emotes of salt, pepper, tnastard, 1 tirru-lt into the dormitory ; and thus
lin a Vinegar."' armed with his spear and rbiehl,
Sik stockings should be washed ii ljssned rip and stood in a recese be.
cold water with white soap, riut5ed itil and the bed oursaln: What othee
cold water, laid fiat on a • fine towel, 1 lurching vagabond is this r cried Tiehe
colied tightly until dry, and rubbed, I have left Wexford full of rebels, nun
with a piece of flannel to restore the here I find my .town house overrun
gloss. We gave her this "Household with rascals': I aro an old'offirer, sir,'
Hint,' and she' presently said, "Ah, yes Raid geGafferty, boldly advanc ng :and
:Aug) aid. flannel, aud— clutching the, spit,' and 1 give you due
cold water, but where's the fine towel I notice that if you doua clear the way
sillc stdokinge ?" tor me civilly upstairs, and bow Toe out
, la
214r. Smith.hote do you get suck good !head
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SmaAing Tobacco 25 Gents per
like lees, The wi»d carried it *lows,
the etraet, end it wawa straddling Wong.
The Beetou man asked what it %%eta
"A boil -bine from the hotel," was the
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anything like that," he began, aud thee
added—aontside of Boston,"
To ogre sieepleesnees,eat an onion or
two previous to retiring, says s teecii•
cal writer. Griggina has tried it, and
his wife will sell lierifurs to reward the
haelanen wlso'14 setjher down at the door
of the dootor who published the above
discovery. Grig. has *loo cisme to the
truck terror luta their bearte—the
equipptge stopped at tis edoor, and
thundering double knee* that shook
the bonne ljke en earthquake set the
party scampering in all directione, put.
ilea plates, dishes, and decanters out
of the way, and huddling the butter's
enests into closetand cora-holm The
ileuble knock was repeated with imam -
tient empheeis, and whilst the butler
elionted in his agony, 'Oeli weirasthrua!
the mother will murdher nal' the foot.
nem went up to Admit him, end the
cook trundled Burke and M'Gefforte
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