The Exeter Times, 1878-1-10, Page 6alta 10,
THE TIMES'
VARIETIES: ! A SON'S APPEAL FOR P.QOFFT
( IUONJ;:Y •
Wlh'a t It der; tl the nlphebet nre
heat slue a Remelt i•.anlet-rer ?
Cs are.
A Ixee.' readier. ---Tile last man in a
oeeer la.e tI kir dieseer'es sho{'..
1f ,the Let -per or n. j i! it a jailer, why
1aiY't tbe le , r r of. tl' prison' a lta'ieeuer ? '
A f: l eels teat.set „ret; ; ui lett'rler ' be
f.o a et ;t+tiara` .D.t ' lli hate +n { lee• erva,l.
that ai+ :Atte +a !eats,:01l.tr. .e+ :1a> loNt
It,t tu.tt he t biome I i, t'
`sit,a Wtie, may L ii •ee+,titins,
deer. Katt at some !mitre tineI finely'
have the latiltlfitieei.i of in -thing yolt eltl'
at Ips' ?"---(:tl.umer: 'Nee, Lhcapt s•i, I to
mills, fere deed ilial g. laic, deedtYt salieg
lei)feii)we for break it sof heater[+t,'
'.its wear a:J n, sll m :eek, of Lt sleally
cent, inporary ep iekks tet a , eoer 16 teen.
n
:mantling a. b:iC,taste wile a !tom ',! tier t t
int lit a6 . unit ere •1 trea.;:t [orris 0,1+
f" atli', toreros Inas •,-tx
tit Ia gg:taa;.1 and sly eset ea vats
]tet al lt.i `l.' t'ti.'
She lay errs ai :,bsf+1, stn ;ii; one 1'f l
Healey', eleeti'ettes As O +L iletkielt y ae'
ataly tiling. Ali at true+s ells turned
deathly pale, reinavel it from her lips•,
anti rt es t,tte l 1i~i:try to leave the
lcl,let..ne u egI)Iik e•a•:i pit t;l:lnpp 1 tiWelt
Lie tails.
A half -foram -hal hole[ tells a story
of 3 tl:tii,3r t,wit11+3 1'+atvee It Id then '
growing 'ant t 1 by tieghbt:s, and br:tttti.1
fatly Lest) r wit 1, a hen going his
roulade to e;;rvt: his ett,tlhtlels, sopped
at t. » deer of t,ehe [rites kno40414 to hell
WO l.il, ivi`',i•* stew[=tiule.t, 'Who'd
there ' aid oven ani:V -1e.1, 'tile baker.' 1
' t1'13 tt t.e ysm wztut :l' Ti'i [venae your
lar :4 I.. 'Well, you tae:;atn't. make +tieh a
fuse &a u: it ; put it through the ,tt+y
A e; r e 1 °a , w ri, iced it b wee ; he
failed ,e p ri.m wile :vat+ ;willing lel eel!
Mtn elm for thirty pound 'I web
lt.ty yt.sl teat pintas[;, d.,ttvil,' silt he t t
the oe uv"r, 'and 1 will be year ale"bt,lt
for the rust,' Tllte otvuer ea+tlsented.
Some days afterward, however, he
came to demand his twenty petttlet'1.
':k •,' s ti 1 tate iturchaser ; 'iva sutra
stick to our bargain. I told you 1
bh(n;lit be ycaur debtor for the rest,,
at.d I eat:lit not be y one debtor if 1
paid you,'
A gt ntlen.an of Chicago ttion ht of
home a telephone put into Ids isodose.
so .as to Uhl sweet c,tiver,ee with his
4
bel+inleis pa. user, bet hie raged the -her
protested eatneetty aeetinst it. 'It lb
err,' she said, 'If you brim; ono of
1 those ;treadle' thin„ in he. e, I'I1 never
cI•,sea any eyes for fear it laity bre.tk
oat :iii t sweep us all into eternity, And
ars not a hie. the ;vie#: r.' He tried to
pars:tetra her dirt it w es a'1 inch aC el id
instrument, but elm Hail, 'N•h, 114 ;
leak at the thansat els nod millions of
poor plindoo3 it killed last fa11.' '\Vny,'
replied hc, 'that wasn't a telephone,
that was a4 typhooat.' But the old lady
lowered her glasses, and, looking at
him oyer the rims thereof, said, that
he could not fool leer --thee sho minr,t
not know m'ieh, perh:ups, bat she dill
know that the typhoon was the Presi-
dent of Japan. The gentleman haat;
given it up as a hopeless ce e.
Wien DID THE MAN SAY ? —A. scene
in c.xirt witha stupid witness. A
man had been caught in the act of
aleft, and pleaded in intonation that
he was drank. Court (to the police.
man who was witness): 'What did the
mangy say when you arreited hila
'Ha said he was drunk.' 0 fort : 'I
wine the pre. ciee words, jolt al he utter,
ed thein he didn't use the pronouu he,
did he ? He didn't say he was drunk.'
Witness : 'Oh yes, he did -he sails lie
was drank; he acknowledged th'
corn.' Conrt(ge'ting impatient at the
witness' stupidity): 'You don't under
staid me at all ; didn't he sty 'I was
drauk ?' ' Witness (depreciatingly) :
'0b, no, your h mor. He didn't say
you wore dr:•nk ; I wouldn't allow any
inn to clheiree that upon yon in m)
presence,' Prosecutor : 'Pah tw ! Y,u
don't comprehend at all, His hones'.
mean, did not the prisonor say to you.
'I was drunk ?' ' Witness (refle;stive
ly): 'Well, he might have said y,u
were d:unk, but I didn't hear hien.'
' Attorney for prisoner : 'Whiten() c nut
desires is to have von state the pals
.1
An ornamaut for the American bar
to receiving the final touches of legal
valor et .tbe Lebanon (Tenn.) 'Lew
tt:hool. Having only ore dollar in his
pocket, and being reduced to extl•.em-
Wee. ho Iit'ide tills ingeeuiteus elnd phil.o-
:,ophicrl appeal to [his father at Mem
-
pais : 'I haste money tlalyhow, It
ceases tnoa't., trouble then ally one thing
eat.thly, Tae strife for it makes man
c.tn us and feilish. The possession of
it malted him proud anti stingy.. The
strong tlesite in the human heart to
obtain it tetitb to crush hie higher as -
pint ions, and subdues his nobler inn-
t'atleee, It renders hint Canning and
th•na.t,v ; e to se • hioa to meas. -re his fel
luaa iota tela eltanracter by Itis own, And
nntwithetanditg Illy thorough
'•rttl for it and he blackening inAn.
t':nt:`.'8 on [mankind, 1 feel nineb mere
t*,g,nf ,Itahl , and fit~ mere independent,
+t:1 a few ditnes about env old clothes
than when tot;ebiutt my pt.eket no Inti
sienl china; is given back, It is as 'kind-
er' lonesome feelhig, angel a leetle
empty, eo rust assured that before sous
eto 'musical chink' will be wafted to
my expectant eau[', and V11 be home-
eiet, and the 1o11eecrue feeling will
s=eine over me, and ills suffer. So
please avoid all these unpleasant con-
:e.lneue s by granting an auspicious
ear to ala• melancholy bat enruest ap-
peal.
What a talent he will [levo for
wringing verdicts from the 3yrnpatllies
of the jury -bac, and drawing fees front
the plackets of his elientd 1
_..__,,,._m....,
WHAT SHALL WE PO WITH
01eet 1)11i14S.a
The foils ing piece of good advice
:hal 11,1 be closely followed. '•\Vhat
"hall we do with ,our daughters ?"
'Clive them ft good, substantial, cow-
men eatuoatiuti.
Teach them how to cook a good
meal of victuals.
Teach thein bow to darn stockings
and sew on buttons.
Teach theta how to make it shirt.
'['teach them how to make bread.
Teach thele all the mysteries of the
kitchen, the dinner-rotlan auti the par-
t. tr.
Teach them the further onelives be-
yond his income the nearer he g is to
the poor -house.
Teaeh thein to wear calico dresses,
atlas obi it like o Queen.
T•'aaeli them that :o racy romp is
worth {i fly delicate eonsutll!:tives.
Teas), them to gear thick, warm
sboe3.
Toilet then to foot up store bills.
Teach theta that Gott. made themin
his own marine, and what no amount of
tight Janine will inner eve the model.
Teaeh thein everyday, herd, practic-
al common-sense.
Teach them self-reliance.
Tench thele that a gond, steady
merhauio, without a cent, is worth a
dozen oily -pitted loafers in broadcloth.
Teach them not to have anything to
do with intemperate and dissolute
young men.
Teach them accomplishments, paint.
ing, drawing, Lanais—if you have the
money to do it with.
Te ;Al them to say no, and stick to
it.
Teach thorn not to paint and powder.
FOREIGN NOTES.
Ohne. Dyer and 0. Meizer, of Cleve-
land, while making New Year's calls,
were thrown from a carriage, and. Boy-
er wrs killed.
Tho Northampton bank robbers
began serving their twenty years' sent-
ence on salon lay of last week. 'TI•
defi•tutly refuse to disclose the tv
abouts of the million and a
money and securities which
On • Tuesday tight of
Haddock, ct Stephen
and instantly killed
:at her home in,
then shot ''
The mot'
Woe
nin'
to
IIN
MISS GARLIC;,
has now on [land ae. full stools of fall and winter
dilleoery.:owpris}ngall the latest
i
novkities n
Illus, Bonnets,
Feathers, Flowers,
Silas, Velvets, Ribbons,
tato., at lower prices than ever.
P A .i..V 0
GOODS -
Berlin 11 outs, Ottoman and Slipper
Patterns.
Jackets made or cut to order. Fur tarimings fur
Mantles end Jackets, at
[[MISS GARLICK'S,
Main St, Exeter.
GO TO
R,ryE. SPICER'S
OCERIES
Itiveays New and Fresil.
FLOUR, FEED,
AND 1 J.tOVISIONS,
EARTHEN WARE,
COAD OIL
Soap Given Away
•-21 Bars for One Dollar,—
Good Vint ;tar 20e. per Gallon, Chelee
S;vrups.list'l,rt it:lskets--•Attire.
N. L3. Don't buret iiia pl;tee—R. & E. Std.
cer's,oppw-ite 31r. C. Cbri,atie's Hotel.
Prl?dnce tatnehh in tubangefor goods,
R. 4E- SPICER.
'HE
Exeter Bazaar.
.lust Received
et -pt E
J. R CLAR'S l
'.tried nu rrinxnt :t Faney Ardsley, inelntt.
in; choles : lleuuti, Ladies Companions, Finney
Dozes .of Siltnuliely, (luta and Silver Fuil fear
eeketteee, Deus in China and Wax, \1'aiteltes
awl [.'torah,, anti ail det.eriptions of
TO' 'S
GIRLS AND BOYS ;
1�+1' upe''.inr Pocket Dooka and learFea,. Cann.
aloin 111aiie.'for 187 l from 16 cents, p:•ueieie,
teens nod bol h.,t, Ink and Paper, EnveIt pe
in boxes assnrttld, and other things toanunlur-
0113 toe mention.
Como, SOO, and buy Irma we,.
Says J. 11,. (l.
Don't forget the address, one door North. of
Iiemp's tab ;eat) Store, M riu Street.
SLEIGHS ON IL D,
Berlin Wools hi every 'aza.
Bibles, beautifully bolluc1 and
Illustrated, vary cheap,.
trim W 1), IIcGLOGHLON\V.t cu
L IS VIE BEST
Buffalo Robes
HAVING purchased Robes ol; the best of terms 1 an4 prepared to offer
them at the lowest .Rock bottom prices. They aro selling fast. ;Ons.
remora will do well to call a nd see them.
`T1ie undersigned wants 2,00 cortls'of Cord and Lteve Wood. Calla:
and price will be agreed upon, Respectfully yours,
JOHN R. CL.ARKE.
0. & S. GIDIARY
UncIerta:l wr -; ax, . Fi 4.ruittro
ANTOULD SAY TO
those who • e
ha asst ud e,
1tt1rel1a8:tag t0 do so from• - . * r
the manufacturer. The
dealer who Luys to Fell
Again Must necessarily
have a emelt. 11'e slairu
to,;ikethe purchasers the
Lune:lt, which cannot aril
to meet the views of the
(t>•angers. Our expenses
ye less thanthose at 'elty
suing Neturers c0mwj.lout"
y've e311 6e:1 Vitt:al,e:r.
Emblems
1'.•
an cure
1�TE WOleiLD
Cal] gpeCla]AttR3atiGe•,
to oar malertataing elcitt,ia
10081,% hick is More co:
plete than et*er,es iso lite
added several new I sl; `
;! r of late The hest colli'
casatets sttrauda,and 01•
nacres retauisite at t
lowest prices. Ont.
Bear: a is ],ronaunceti
.atnptt alt sudgeaa to Y
HCCUIlI to n0z:0 In t..
Provinces
of all the Different Societies.
GODERI01± FOUNDR1
Founders, Engineers and Mach' isles,
Af4:v'r141..011:1:1;1:9 OP
NGINES AND BOILERS, FLOURING, GRIST AND SAW :HILLS
bTAVE ANJ) IIIeaAD1NG M1Cll1N1 IIir
Middling Purifiers of improved kinds.
Agricultural Implements
COOKING, 8:1BLOR AND BOX STUPES
Potash Nettles, Sehavl seats, ktc,
Iron cola Brt.ISS Ca ;ii.la.cl•; t(( terser
For saie cheap—Second heed Bailors and Engil:es Stave anti
Shinnle, and [leading Mnctxinery.
Repairs on Boilers, Eilgitnes, Mills, &o., promptly attended to
GODEP ICE FOUNDRY aU ACTITR',t h CO
GQI)BRICH; Ont.
FUST RECETITED
AT TIIF
EXETER
Grocery and Liquor Store
A Large stock of
Green, Japan, Young Hyson an.c,
Teas,
Bess
bele
iup