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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1877-6-7, Page 6.r. A mita was leas than ,► t oaf following its has been re'' (cent, g epitaph " A gush wig ig Dant. d eltpres Tlr ° ter the Dalton. An opal, or bath, contain* r, ITO . l(i el'i't' &eiarlr harlot, and thet jeurnel gellontl fend fixe pints. --[Bible Lee Stji peva ►•aa egainet tleiilg sone* utobtatiitiug consent ; a for A liar : death bee lied, while be bad breath t 4 Rewiarkobie Alt usher, e arouse to erg be lies atilt in delete Angler « " 'Waiting for * The illustrated News, of Adelllide, Australia, glees the following partici«. lex; *a he kneads no more tars of this interesting bird: "The laughing jaokas4t le shiest too well betting man " Beer off."' known to need deeeeiption.; From .leis ir rwee : peculiar ecrawinB laugh. not unlike ke A s+ral3-k3iowal i)xttarar nab, stare, , the bray of * donkey, he has obtatilzad the name of the "laughing Jackson.' Hs is eighteen inehee long, with a pow- erful owerful bill, and feeds indisorilninakely on any animal of ignitable size. His ap- peerance and extraordinery notere a familiar to the inhabitant* of evert oonetry eallage. Ingeed,, be frequesitly extends bis researches luto the neigh- borhood of townie eccasionally taking up bis abode for lifer in some healthy suburb. and punctu„ Ily entorteiuing the inhabitants thereof, morning and aa ling, with a succession of those lin.. lar sounds which Lela rendered bin 1 e famoote Although A kingAtiher, lever procures bis food from the' after the orthodox fashion of sbere, but halt more the latillits of .. Hie *itsere o'er-ha'e fln /rise " bion i'or a waiter +" Only waiting," For a doctor: " Waiting with pit- tietate." Fora be;gf+r : " I *eked for ll,road, area they gave me* Sone." r Fo,}r a bootbiatok : 4" Arial the ohm.Mt fr ones."' For a potter : On earth he often tamed" clay ^to est, But new ba'r, 4 times "to"clay"biceself Voir a razor :grinder ; winder oruutt+f. " For sa drove nvwker ; " For there. sbioue of title world peseetli , Away." For ier musical director Ia beeline area mime Ness pressed, But time bus bawiNtu, hiltsat last, Far at tiaituur ; li,tichered- For an auctioneer: 44 %Rae r Fol; 1* watobmaker ; 44 Stopped.; 'or a harbor: " Sent It -Beall." For a wbeelrighs . *4 'ired of life.'" For a telegrat mer:. ,4 diepetcbed. For A aceleme *er nia rester* wale wax's of;plea#rintustil In atilt, 4'e iitiui', dream Ile struck a balance with the world. Awl than -lac kicked sur 4eata,= Prorerbs for Sob* ethers. MAIM " A i+riee eon teeketli la glad tether, and A prompt paying sub;oribtz Cana - 414 editor to laugh* " Belly is as joy that tai destitute of wiadoim4 but a delinq :ens enbseribar caut<ath suffering, iu tlui house offs nowseaper mitkei, r" All the w* s of a man are clear ie hie own eyes." except the way the dQ. inrjueut r;ubsctibor beth in riot paying for ltiw nt asnpaler. 4" Batter le a little with rigllteone. rue," than a thousisrla subscribers who fail to pay what they owe. 44 just weight and balance are the Lord's," but that which is duo on your rilwapraper belongs to the publieleor thereof, 44 33otteris a dry morsel with 'quiet. MOM therewith,"a Iong last of aubscrtbore who obeat the printer, r4 Better is the paw j;i ip% lee' icalketb iu i tIan the rioll loan who Aabeerie ` .00leenuslly tells your devil to calll naln. 44 Jadjments ,are prepared for ocrffere, and stripes for the back of foie," slid eeerlaeting punishment fie 11iin wr#o payetb mat for his mems. l " Hope def}iired maketll the heart le „"is a proverb sadly realized by iii; bublisllor who sendetb out bills. A. righteous elan hetet b h lying," once au editor wttxoth wroth against f. Sitting anotioula:a Among the loon bramobes of some mall gum tree' wlftnoticed, end Apparently half naloep, lie emits, arks Micewber, for something to turn up. Suddenly, witbont noise be drops off his bough anis glee direct' to a certain spot, whence be soots re- turns bearing in hisbeim' a lizard, as shall emelt°,, or perhaps amt. Ilia uteness of sight, is extraordinare. m hie elevated post be mints to mousing, And discerns his prey its ps auti creeleea of rooks at a die hat is perfectly taatouuding. The S jitckeee has the .ail,autage of able to livo on almost euythiug eseatte itself. Ilene be is el. ways in good condition, sand apparently in good humor. Ho evens indee s, to pass his life in eelf congratulations and when four or five west and stuite their voices, and they inva•iably do, morning And evening, thee noise would engglest that a party of demons Iliad broken loom and wore rejoicing over volae niece of .aneceesful lnisebief. But in Nike arid, cardless. happy .life, the Iaighinit jnckaas has his peoultatr duty; and bo performs it conscientiously, Sunk() killing is his specialty, lizar41% froge, beetled; small birds, rate, Oto., r . • • ♦ T • --t..,, e.. collies amiss to slim. let a snake alipear upon the scene, and the lanathiug jack ass recognizes his quarry at ease. Never hositeting lie nsnkes eiraui;ht for it, his agitation being observable by the quivering orest feathers. With' some (landau, he swoops baokwaards null forwards, seeping an opportunity to seize the reptile. The snake with heal erect, really to strike, keeps on the alert. Tho excitement contii.taer for some time, till the bird fanally settle down. close by, on the ground. But all lois stolid heavy appearance is gone. Ile subscriber who prominent to call His wings and tail quiver with agitation rtud settli, on the morrow, yet culleth nl'a eagerness. Fulls servo to clan dull not to settle. gorous eharnetei of lila opponent, be 44 11 blteth like a. serpent null sting - °Ili like an adder," when the adder gets through adding up the amount due from his subs. C ,{ ,4f A "• 4 , ,ate.. 0 8 ,t ry., 1LR. 0 %F7 .i. 00S,T HARNESS AT COST JOR N would rens: thanks, to hie customers for the very beret patronage bestowed= hits in the set and would respectfully annoanee t• them that he has greatly reduced the prices of barest% es win be thee* by perusing the price list.: Cn' BQn^i+T O 0 'S T' t. 1IVY' 'aSS i Bon 'ng.l ltt YI ,4. 44 It " Whiter " Ernie iceh 4.024 ,4 44 . • 2? seas u 2"! MOM' HABIIESS Single Harnett In and st*^'rrus, All ethorwerle in the harness line :at proportionally low prices. 'Repairing none with neatuai, cheapness and desppfftela. :30CtTd Af40 n110E8. In this branch of the trader. every effort is made to supplybest aerie;!* rare sit the cheapestpricees, a ,roptratafr (cord. Brother 'Gardiner was yesterday aatamdiug on the postoffice steps. when an acquaintance Dame and romarked : " 'Well, you do ;look hard. Why, one would think you bad lost all your friends." e Well, I feels awful blue. I does,'" replied rho philosopher. 4' What about ?" '.About the fact dat I Bass' 'specttn' It Jettor Arid a hank cheque in it." " And didh't it come 2 ' " Dat's what day say in here. Seems fie i o doy would band it over if the letter was dar, but somehow when I"ze 'iipeetile a Ietter an' it doesn't come 1 al tis feel dat de post office folks air to bhure°fors t, aim, Z feels like, tearing hitt windows down to let 'em know dat I can't be fooled veils." %etIs journey, was Yahtrut•'tweuty-three and one=fifth° ,Hiles. ' A Sabbath day's journey was about an .English mild. ' .Ezekiere- reed was • nearly eleven feet. A cubit wasnearly twenty - two taoltes. A. band's breadth is eine! to three sand Ave aigh the inches. : 1% tislger's breadth is equal to one «*sell; , A . ohekei' of shyer was about flit), emetic. A 4,tiel;ot of geld Ping eight dollars. .A. latent of'Sitter 'was five hundred `arid thirty-eight Jell:ire and thirty oft#tea ` - . 117'taletitof geld Was ,thirteen" thou- sank eight hundred anti nine dollars..' .. +i lis, oi`etiver, or' . It eaf " was + P {4f. thirteen' fftttits. A fikrtiiing was three tents. keeps at a safe distance. Flitting roend, his head out of r nob, be con. thaws to annoy it. till becoming ex. haunted. the snake affords lain the ols. purtunity he is seeking. With the rapidity of lightning tho bird des ends, upon his prey, then rise.; in the air. bearing kith him the captured snake, neatly held just behind the head, is. such a position iw to render it perfectly powerless. Rising until he has attain- ed a considerable height, he directs his fight to sin open p art of the country. thele suddenly backing in the air. In' drops tho reptile, following it dew sh and reaching the ground almost at the same tans. Stunned and bruised, aha• nofortunia a snake is in no condition tb renew' tlre•cor.tast, and Very su Ou (lis patched sodeaten by its rictorions en- emy. A Deer EL.DEs's Mr5T4ia.—Some time *laugh wilt ooeurr in the serious minded congtegatiou of a Cennectient church, s s pu i. recent Sunday. The clergyman desire' to call the atienti n of the congregation to the fact that, it being the Inst Sunday of the month, hu wonid administer the rite of baptism to children. Previous to his pari ,s; en tered,the pulpit he bins received front one of tho elders, who was quite deaf, ,a notice to the effect that As this olhildren would be present that afternoon. and he bad the new Sunday Solt el song. books roa,ly.for distribution, he would have thesethere to sell to all who do. sired theta. , After this s eirviee the ekugyman began, the notice of the bap- tismal service, thus: All ofthose hav- ing tshildren and desiring to have them baptized, will bring them this 'after- noon," At this 'point the ':leaf elder, h aring tho tneution of children, sits . posed it was in reference to his • los,' a, tiran6eri: Our as+wsaaea and; raring, stall : "t11 of those havit;g A alar. chpn tha.e of otty hone, and deeiriiig.;there, will be sup- yiiana cechire a lean ¢eat it )w. co► se cheap. plied by sn fur the gout of 2u ce ta,• each. Emblems o FARMERS AND MILL "E l A. +teut.io t "BYRNE 4 000 to liarstwere. sluts. Oats and Maass,, et. Mars`s!. rttane, Plaster Paris, TIE GRAY GANG PLOW • asst etkorApdc»lturel 1»E41. MEDICAL 'DR.1-1VIDIVAN,.--- CORONER FOR Lae County of Hasan, Office, mist Joe* to y Verdun"' stor.,t,a.ter. C.1CUURE,sal 1')•,'t,bt GuA1?us'rk' n1 Ate l:nlr're MVP ,eel rr,rstcann.Immure, °.akoe *el rest "'enc•,- actor,' t. 0.hice uurir»-art.,. a,1D..atnd . TTW. ^ 1td mo, D. 1L M. 4". s. oe-iteeize vieteet, m every;ty. pdyc. .4„ ee*ideutw, Don,.«.iosi i,4+stwratazr, Exeter DR, IRViNG, RADUAT1' v'F,Iss; rye Trrn•tr C eliego aher+•Ler Col le,fe& Payircianrand Surgeon* Oars., 4$t.ceIiirkteux* A. ] LLIS, Swrgeoxxt, Iu, 4L oat+ad 3teiurnnentt?'in k;zet.r. Ouse, in Fan ems. R Mon New M31ock, LES#!. ALC0MSON,WATSON DuX Barrister s, Attorneys.5viicitor. 4tc, 4onay to Loan ou Beal Estate, Feuson'a I31ock.Eseter. ' $SBS, ONS is ]t[QSf RIF tI Uorriatere, Attornoys.at-icer. Rowteitors .'t,o,"or ry. Conveyancer*, Comaisetwler* is 1a. a '4,1 tit. turner iuhhe, L. Ainrv'e C'.14.40Nliff. 1P. (. t(19CItIt'. tis rice-nutters'+t 'Mock. Water•sx, Nt•, Mary's ,enL. il.til3[N(I ,lr IIARI)INO, Berrie• tee.,eetorueys, £abettors, Cnna441se010u1.r A. &&.. 4c, is'petctt—fio-rrott's D -water ater street, St. II ivy's. 1 'townlt. Rariarto, 15%10443W* °eat fad the Gat '€ (=dry Steads Eggisrse. Dotter., Planin>;, sfotildlat, sand anew wood binerx Czroula Chars Fausoma eras setttanaHand Sa,w ,Bapo, Gals Pips z rid StsittmFbin ga. ock, Exeter, E lifts agt4 nete for the pif Matt 104; lily Sewing Machin lasaNurnczaxa, Fresh Oysters AT C l.ors' Store. Grace res Con fectonary Smoking Tobacco 25 Cents per tb. CHOICE TOBACCOES AND CIGA1$ always in stock. t SPORTSMEN'S DEPOT. School Books, Stationery, lIagezinee / + ALLTIiU LATLS a, NOVELS. 'Sell. -owing air thine Needlosof ere ryJandfor ale. 0. SANDERS 4a 4 1 t'.. et ro ' '' msl. 1' ;. aet © a g t" • aiamt'•' 5,r, 0 p r, 9 rZtal+"tw ?4 p IX o ©, ;41 $ CO oaoKa Cr Q3r ova ""-04 m B K to }' 4. ass -.=aa .. n7naPg d ©' as p g 5S3Pm 5 1j p' W • C• is A 0 c s 0' aiT s 0 4 a irf1 F.; p n'-,,. 7 o C "t▪ . `. a sfl C7 0y a a .-sees c. = i 1st T e Ht:DIARM1:ID, B.A.,, tint*STRR,=IOTAY,CONV.Ey.di R tree V., S. a.vgPBELL, PllOVlr'.CLtl, e Land Surieyer..te., will be at iia4ek- saavr'allotel k:zvser.4'e the tiretT"uesdaYiu elect 3id',outh. Prying for week left with 34x Jetr7,r i,aetuise will rs.'etve a*rouivtatte ttcra. .. ..-4.. ..r_ _, ,,Taro,..:•.re,...- s,. AUCTIONEER 3 4.' ai'Z, e lnettoneer sa.tie a1tro2rtpty attended tee RT C H 0 MUST RECETIT'ED ATT THE EXEE Grocery and Liquor - -Stare A large stock of Green, Japan, Young Hyson and Black Teas, Raisins. . 'Currants, Prunes aRIFn 8.p/4es CAITeD VRTTZT, Sardine , : hobstersf Salmon Bitter Sauce and Pickles, rerandies, Gins, Win oiee Rye,, Malt, Scotch, Irish and Common Whi skis •Tb, and Cigars, Whoesa e rid Retail. G. A: -.MACE, Main Street, Exeter. • C...4 S. CZLL CY. E$ZTZR ITnclertaker.s ta,i,d ritrxiivare :Manufacturers V' .OULDSAY E WOULD those who into:..„.„:":(7,,2•-ua-7'_-'4,;..-:,,,,.....LC''''-'"---.2.....,.....„1,11t1...„W I n c ll spectnhittention purgbneing to do so from %+ ,•.,,to our undertaking depart. the - tunnufanturer. ; The 4'q'C , < g pa healer vpho buys 'to ' sell 4: ` 3 , ' 4:i\C p lete'th in a is more. aeon again ;rima. npceraarll--i-,.15'i ^ . photo s ver, as waiters have a prom We claim t, ,!* , - . added s.vorul mow d pi C to give the percha.ers the ' o[ Into 2'hu best . ' A F. ^ , -_ - eeerotit shronds,n ; cry benefit, which cannot fil '' — •NP funrenl ro itlsite the to moot the views o , .• 4 1 lows f the :. , urea." ¢r ne 1 h ' t.ear.o is pronounced. b - competent fudges to by _ _ reeb :; sat to' z4ys.,' ly- the the 't } orent.. SOcj es, 'CHANGED HANDS, -..-.Tho under. signed bovine vented the Duffel iullouee,('on- mile. fur a term, it tem hefound a ti.=st-class bo - Rel, with every nceemmndutien far the travelling tvnbliog, Conte,ites;tothe Motion. (loodl.fsluer and i t,* s at the bar. Attentive Wafflers.1 ewes CAtx, RI'1.'TSH HOTEL, Market Squarer Ht. Mary s, Caton Wink* _Into of limner,. weird acqua.tntthe fezu Ingaa traveling public of iron, Perth at Middlesex, that he bas ren - tet ha Above hotel, and nos addnd leave;y t th nif?rts of she house for the aeees,wdetio I of his guests. Thelma will be sarapitad "'fitly th best a liquors, Mend Cigars. Mt attentive, holt. s ler will 4.n always on hand, to attend tether eta- '• hies. CAT/3N 1v1LLia3, prop. lit Mary's 'hearth 3, i5T . :int. `lOWelleRCIAL HOTEL, F _ t vi_Jburg,.-The above otel has changed bands and Is thoroughly matted for the comfort of the iravaling public. (hied liquor* and cigars at tho bar. Attentive hostler alweys in attendance• Booms far Cnmmurcia1Travelers W r CIIY.x,•4oSXzr, Prop, 1y1i- t\UEEN'S b-t)TI I,, LUCAle. R ateyTigeir(olltuns llchanged Proprietor. This J !owoyo R. Maaalis) and is fitted with note fur, Wire throughout. Fro. 'bus to and from the station etfloo .for the now lane of 'busses to London. The harts replete with the choicest Loom nuti frog - rent Hareem. Four commercial sample room. moue stabling mud attentive bostlors. .A bury run*' to and from Clanleboye. A goad livery table .in connection. Syn eirowerwmammirmeremmroacagaullummomme. MiSCELLANEOLJ% MANHOOD HIOW LOST, IIOW RESTORED. Just pnblisbed, a neer addition of Dr Culvorwelt"s Celebrated Essuy,outheredi CIO aura of omiooa3 Weakness or Speramator rbcs, fu5uced by , •Abuso, Involuntary Emis Bions. Iurpotency, Nervous Debility, anti Iropodi musts of marriage generally; Consumption ffpilopsy, mud Fits; btautal and Physical In- oeipecity, dm. The world-renowned author, in this admirable 6iecturo, clearly proves from his own experience that the awful consequences of elf -Abuse may bo effectually rexoeved without medicine;. end without dangerone surgical operations, bangles, instrumeals, rings., or cordials; pointing out ti. mode of cure at once Certain and offeetu.lt by which every sufferer, no ?natter -what his aortal - (ion mar be, snap euro hfrnsoir cheaply,prksartely, and radically. 4.'1'bis Lecture will prove a boort* tboe.and rind thousands ens under' seal in a plain envelops, to any ad- dress, on receipt of xi cents, or two.postagra temps. sdr.. 'rUe OnLWRGL41EDICAL NEW CARPENTER SHOP The nndergigne•i wenld beg leave to seguaina the Public that that they have opened ont a CARPENTER & JOINER SHOP On the trot leading to the B. C. church, and that they are prepared torontractfor all kinds* OF BUILDING & JOINER WORK.. Pane sass spec eatiorie in-' he& and from their experience 344 *131 brisiuess, they fee sonfideat of giving satiofaetion to those who may favour them with their patronage. Felt Roofing ttontrncted for ou Reason- able Terms. FUNSTON &HII;I4B1 ST. 11 I Y'S L1hileWORKS , air itrawn kilns being no'v info' 1,,yersti nn and turning nut daily a ioxgo i 4ftity .f cannot that a1 m her e 11 ?ponce be surpassed in ; the I)o toil. . Parties trern it dietetic. can always, berm either at the kiln. or ,deitrerd by,tenors Moir ,..t. remuner abut• rates:, Orders front . '.4tiatett r.z'e. ptly attended aa: ,hYUUIT$ON SPLA'L :. v