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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1877-1-18, Page 5,TA TTA D?' 18, ,1877 "'rho sand Sot;fZ .'t She rode in town on a: load of hay yesterday, awl f1$ she drove up to the eastern flay market trite called out " _Everybody git away, for I'm cout- in, down r 1) um she cams of the batik Azad, of the loaf', etrikiu{; tree ground like it kart ofetoue,andwhen the met around there came to see that site wits es broad nothitlg.in your flat but the bell -pelta,-- Going with a party of pleasure on the water ; while in the act of landing a lady into the boat, your foot sl:ns,ana ycu tumble in up to your Ileck, drag- ging the airright9d fair ono after you. li"oold beaCleric. A. retail dryfoode dealer on EaXtil avenue lead a couple of visitors the Ad she waa tall they began toblenter ,flet. cuter (lay" 'Where he expected a couple � " NO fooling now l' she tenured one iof customers. A eventful, nppetlrtng to ?Zy mane's See th, and I've driven that' be fifty veara of age, eeterofl the store load of hay fou)•teeu utiles this morn -1 in company with her 4iiii;hter—a a ing. 1 know 1'z'1 fat batt I've got tallei- thin -faced old Infant about thirty-- and nt;ss on hated, iui,l can't Saeed any ace- wheel the clerk slid forward, the moths settee." er said After the Iry iin1 bead weighed she "Not any fry groats for eta to -day. AS offered fitly come to stets on that Wltere'fa the owner 2* :Werra, tittle ft tlte7,r:l manmade 111) " Do you wien to see the prolirte- purse of two shi:lit:e's each to ,go to for ?" refired the clerk. the one who guessed ueitreet Merl lie "s the matt." weight. i They were shown into the off] te. The " Two hundred and ninety 1" called metehent supposed they owned a vit- out the weigh .z+a:ter ass ilio ham %vent lege aroro and flet+fired to stock 11p, n;nd tel", " That's lily heft to 4 relate," added 'crit.. Sialltb, and reationa out seized the bat with the stoke ,'tree in it, emulated the money iota her pocket 4tid =tinned ' Yon can't ruche :to sitlo•sh"]w of tend. all get t1;."atl-lteted tic;;ete !" here ta:,ty quite tt row over i]ul pull• ldbig the et eta het elm b tatted un to the scales, spread wit l/a4 fele hands, mot remark. st ; iso welcomed theta with a miming � Rttllihl. 'try clnngllte,t Minerva—Minerva Bolton said the lady by the softy of in- troduction. Minerva and the merchant t:iteole instals chairs were pieced anti as the two vat flown the old lady said a "'Bile's one tf the best girth in the State of :New Yore;." "" NO daub'•• -0.1O 110ubt, to:Meet." "After .she has been iu the More one " teeth eee, if anvb" al Chit:ki ho 1111011tH yrtt wouldn't »wt with her for tette the money Away :t'?I'.1 rue. here 1 I *AD a day," said the mother. am, Pia eery nt=)tile:1y anti tetelet 1 " ATI- yea••••-yeP." hearted, halt 1. know t¢]e li••'ei ht ;elate ""She'd smart ort figures, honee�t us t-145r1n t ec6 tnalt� it•i old t'<lr4Iuotletl winter, anti elle L I t ta{•'tldli't be gigalrug routed with tI}e t'rtltg CI4:11164" -�° d Ah ! But 1 have via vacancy now." d'tl ltec,a, woman 'driv;llg :t t :elft es " 1 don't atut any. �'rtculleS. I want :*h something wucth abservatat. u wilt; elt Z[ia:erve to ba a -cleric. She's just As fiat ttrecfeed t> illi her mouth with ma lemma as a wolf, and if slie comae here Vidal, theu take elle, r.tieis it in the 1 eleall. of course, do all My trading utfendiug cgrlact, and tl:a ily. claltdiling with her. , L don't know but I'd talcs data hammer I,, ber right lend. prepare xslue bed-tie/dog holno with mo t"r•ilrlyr to cut down on the inuatcent leek. for they they tieing is on the rhe." brit idea for female cult:micatluit Sbe " Yesellnt3stlttb--" "I know how you foal," she inter- rupted, "but ,you assn depend on her. Our postmitetir, 'Squire.Iohlletoll, And heaps of others, will recommend her. mimes it, and pomade ser teal; ter' In• r,tt'atl ! The hammer ie deopped, and the tapered mentber i; institutly thrust herrn the feminine m)trittt. 'rhe. off - smug who is "upsetting, the tacks' is suet's get a charade , that girl has.-- elepiled, mat othe;°r 111t•aue are falllnil to Yon alight lease a million of dollars ?-thee,° the feelings when business i::' with her avid fuel perfectly sof'. Olin- #trioseef1t'tt wilt again Anfl the .tack cess, if yea wild ten yard.; of fatftury again stneli its p1net'. This time the at tell COP tH It yard, how innch would hammer Int:, it, Lot iclrtlt Its it on or.e the whole thing come to tr* " .P"atty emits, of nurse." drawled Mulct vta. See thereneo tIterc I" oselaiulisd the mother. Have you aclerk in the etoro who cite recon figures as quick tot that ?" But I have all the clerks I want," he mi'naged to get in. " YOU might discharge :IDA cross- eyed young roan out there, and give', this ever girl a chance for hor life," pleaded the mother. "If she doesn't get a place elle will certainly go into a decline and "° es--but—but-- „ " ►Tinerve, it you sold four bunoh os of hair pins aft 3. 'cent a bunch, how much money would you get 2" "Twenty-four gents—ally fool knows that," replied the daughter. "Can yen boa; that in this store ?" pro Idly inquired the mother. "If you take her yon caa depend on her,—'. She's always home rights, is not a hearty eater, can glut till with children, and I know your wife 'would lute her. She can sort o' do house work in the mowing and eater dark, and so you'll be killing two birds with nue stone," sl'1c•-.oa, blow belnl; ,riven,side ways to 4octritighten it, wh''ti knacks the point leer off, another one is turd, and after 'succession of tnwnps, sometimes on hiStinger, o itetilncs on the the thumb eea:iounity ou the floor, :and oeeaslnn- ally au the, tack, it its finally ' driven il'. And set the oporation is repeated until telt: cup.'', is dawn, and a disheveled female with reel ilegers, red fees, tend in leaned to neer st n is 10°t;oi g at lin. work, and u'tllgrntulrltes herself clic Itrty- iz g finished it at last. &,"ozrrdtarl Stuart $L. At eight o'clock yesterday morning the proprietor of a small saloon on i eaubien street put down the curtains, Iock d tie doer, and was 'walking off when he was hailed by a policemen. The saaloonist crossed the street to the officer and said.: • Dot bineo is gIosed np firvon What's the matter ?' asked the of- ticer. Well, I,gan't stand: mets footings around. In (1e first bIlace a elan comes tdI can't tltico her—no—no. Got all in and says . ' Well, cli,ti 11 is elected the help I want!" retailed the mer - and he kilo; Diet the elltairs. Pooty coon 14 ,"toll conies ia1)ttftt1el =anin hirci ]]& tt r.,.. says "Hooray,Hay:s]las ltlt'em note. tutee dollars a Week and board be kilos ofer a dable. Auuddel' setters lay daughter p rsitsted the :oath- n]all14 in n leetllt, vhile ecme:I in. and -er:", Can't --can't do ;,':11s outs Nopody is el cteal tally. 'rel and he breaks htalzie g1:as';oh,' Ial:,t like dot lois it•been for a week. lulcl I am glea•t, dit,ccurage If sone- lldy says Dildeu is. elected. 1 Ilene] {int if somepody• says Hayes is elect- ed, I pellet dot ; if somepody says no- body is elected, I fools like dis goun try vbas.going to sone dogs right away.' Yes. it does bother one 1' ccnsoled the officer. • • • Tell all der 1 ors dot I have gland up for returns, nncl.dot so'incprnly gan't' get iii,' replied the final', Ilnd he turned- tus face lioniets'ard, Miser i'es. "..Bev $2." " No—lie." That .settles that," remarked the mother, so the rose up. "1 iiee your t'b;;ect. You want me to come down to $1 a week, but. 1'11 soe you bong first. Come on, Minerva, I did think of looking at some bed -ticking, but we'll go up the street. 111 got you n, clerk,. nip whore you can look' sight flown en, this sto a es a horse looks d,,t'tl on asgritssll.4)par. FDue& Shoeiitif;g. -Tali Stories. nnee•.when in the great swamps of `the'` SQ'ith`west.tb'e writer.'met With an Retiring the bells' ring for the mar -,intelligent Christian gen.tleinanwhose $'r. Alert.,., r. Q.,'Sri,t it, len. i'iage et yotu rival.--1'aastiiag cheese, word was as, good as bis bond, and who Mh m'`a lz StARDIND Dior bu-.Th.in b shuns ti At. anew; m,a l now; find When itis nlore than half done, Was also oonsiderable of , e. Sl)Ol't8111a11. n ,rut+tk,bet •`tif am 1114 411144 Of vmv 00N877'11 -14:t At letting it fall into 'the aches—Drying Sa He told moat twonderful'stories of: his r :gym,k':tau ksorur, 1 wi h to sprints vie I"-nt it ides/i eerfor,AM I nm 1*4.4 a nlhir y 14.444 0114; t,arl letter, by boldin„ it negligently be bind gunning adventures. •,Once he came been �ut of beulttt far Nbuvt fit@ yc'nra• , 1 t:psi eatpinyeel Irmo or Enna• tl3itcrrel+t debtors, cis"] -faced your back to.;the .fire, as '.7011 converse ser.oss a flock of ducks, ]]1 a bayou., and rariana moAfi.+i,ca, u'iti,nel6 rnce{�:i;�t�, an •. ,r,nnrc. with a friend, turning round and be- te c- 1;,$seting flown to reran of the wafer. 1 Itcatt b:fa 'tilt• tent eolitft,ttort rutl,er it) +link �vcnyu, - airrtiJ test Pati, tsphyv, I l,nd brvutre<s en; lips vie to Ile, llbldii g 1t.ir1l�17�5 flameS. —I orf3ed by filo- 'red'..?`131( or fetal flew; `and' eltrellt+'tn`r1* n home work at a$i:no. '64'I rl 0„annsa an Fl ai, it ni(;r fill' jhontdar 1dat4ps a.nd ltt.ellega to;NavO ;1 tCOallf�Ttab10 paYtV 1'6 thntlgllt that 11Ead lilt a 17111]flred tlloutCh'tlao dlion�,h:re, tiratlt'celi-tanto boa? ,id:i fcr the ill one ofoccgm n,tlylnn a i rot 6 (1ncks. ` Unfurtlintato1v at elle rioni vii, fduaiaag;,ln. my ii •ht;intlg hs th3'ti;il) 'boa ?,,,s e r' r? • ' Kvv�+tit bNn14n i iae�vn; with' t t•ainaitI rl'riq,t,inr A maeid•to: het lodgi ;, - ,t*.o tniiiis dis- he fir d n,]1'8h ditcl,s•tl)tat Ile lilt firers . •i'n fssrcbhre via hip ten , ,>r, let �i @ Pt. ctrl e _ l,' t ilra ,1a,' waa Alaki;lg sov,eit.. ,inemotan('nnl ou the fi1Ve. se thee be struck 01]l th©fir, n,y c+ndttiori vvNvn'fi"irucnnne+i to feet t+ �ri,r' 7n. 9 ti 1;l,•: 6tmytly; t,nt, bath, of! £ whi , t ave, d ry i- tfe your handkerchief, eft &Ild fox. tiar.i,e and so over a hundred doC {e. foul oto nt,+s'' to pari ed o 1iol"tn stet :.trot• R'� •- * ' es'e' eef!srtkldi+r I n4''ats reera"w P ""Pd ' ,a .” ., �1�ltlrtitilft CtaClsLa of eYei'y- IlsirrOiVly escaped destruction that fie;,.' beeh,ltlo to uiutere l,nfvl hn,1"iwntalrtttul irlier+tiH<ar Dreariniig tllet }+111' 11At'e We:fanc it1A saame entietnan nae wit ),a'ci,RPtting Nil+aatl ad a Ltutlat,w}�ioh i, biro TY �' b,“ Ong,. ou t a_ ,. the , e.st nE ti, bay 1 ivi irp I et. g4111r,(fdj,'; large fortune, igratPci t`q'iiil[?t�'f- 'iti we Erne the fol-;. tJ1bita•.ven,,;lt ;pouasst d•'a(l4lt!'"- at,to.yht,ryi'.1"L our eland to rasp the lutving lq the Qheon11 ret k Ppa}'tor, .y sora Caaatrta el.„ ",yY i •t , Ymt •tarn y >t .1llr F�gTFla. • elt4iekening, and`liit,ding t Slaetlkitfg of allf]olling (lti:oliq' sop is +lee ti per Dot,', : t'er.,a, l y attt11t741tw, - T Dr. F. puts 'fine i etorlrt that eve; island. Avele ielaud was`` "uu. storm eros e9g it drove al ;:, zs iug about a' ei fact so many 41u pond that 1 c water,* ' W shoot any 1 waa c and gr and (1 the n iallnla; not a gracion 'didn't what in "Well I I'.. it i a Its stun- , ,eaving, pond! Good n't By 80 says Smith eve any blot in the gun or t11uu-?er was the trouble 1' as coining to that, says Dr. dishes me at first but as seen as t e ducks arose a few oiled t l yar is I 'n etc air, and'commenced sr► separate a little, they began to p; tend whether yon beleive It or not, 1. picked up twenty'uiue`i iarrole of Hacks and it was a poor seaaou for ducks. too.. Yea sea the slacks were wedged iti as valid in the pont that lt•heu they` area* they carried the dead ones iota. the air with them, and when they sop• heated, down carte the twonteenit e, '+suets ofdeed ones.' " What is your name little girl 2" "" Minnie," " I Iirinie what 2" " :luteole Don't, that`s what maminm calls me." Only 'those who have tried ltltoly t110 indescribable agony of editing a paper heat door to a4 blacksnnth slap, separ• ate(i duly by a thin pertitien.. Tito oldfashioned nets are again worn by ladies. '.they are very et'eetive against tho coils of staining Bair and are also handy to boil a pudding in. They are eating strawberries its South Carolina. Tbis nerve waked a man curse Arctic rubbers and molasses taf fti ,arties, "" Liddy " said a jakor, " whydota,t you get your ears cropped ; 11,07 are entirely too long for a. man ?" "And yours replied Pat " ought : to be lengthened they are too short for au dna." The lomat soutcnce on record "Metas coned@feted by a western Jadge. He tieetencod e. mea for life, and after- wards slapped two yeaiii more to the soiltence' because the prisoner galled hint " geutlemau," Every girl in the country has asked her fel,aw what sized boota ho wears, and he has toitllier a lie oftwo or three sizes, though perfectly aware that the Christmas slippers will pinch his feet entirely out of shape. Demosthenes was probably a mored. festive orator than any Rhone the late political campaign brought before the L\nlerican people, lint it should be re- membered that he didn't have to hurry through his speech for fear that the Committee would go and take a drink without Mtn. The influence of great and classionl names still prevails. As a man puts n. wpaper collar iu the morning and step on it the word "Romulus," ��" Cesar, ' "" Empire:' or 4'Bardenapalas" be' feels a sense of importance about the throat, atud when he takes hie turn at baiting the buckwheat cakes and gives the griddle an extra grease, trains of classical thought blind him on earthly - things. It is in such swelling moments that a man feels like a- grown up grocet'y store with a tar sido webs. A writer in the Poston Journal of Chemistry says that closets in the house are a great nuisance. From which it may be inferred that the wri- ter aforesaid is au old bachelor, has only one snit of clothes, and is com- pelled to lie in bed when his shirt ie trashed. Should he ever get a wife, and see a frock on one chair, and her Teti-whist-ran-oa11•it on another, and other feminine fixings on the tables, sofas, beds and other articles of furni- ture, he will soon conelnde that it is much moro convenient, if not healthy, to have a house tour -fifths closets. OAT Fis'' `tsar..' Sickens Lured by Fear Bottles a! constltuti.; nal tantarrh Remedy. Paan to Sliai1ders, Back ami Lstltts, an Droppings in Threat Disappear. e,t>wa„ tzAYi.a ''. GF EVERY. RWSCR1PTIO ^"ttso9.Es.,7.1L E andItd;`T✓[VI I Call at KEMP'S TOBACCO STORE, L1#.k.T1lt, 1 . QAID wa3 s 0 Toyltll who are Buffeting from the errors an. 11 shoes of youth, n rcou'r tt•axlinees, early noxihood I will sera r4Goy t_ (eat ,yon.k'It1,l OI' CRA.U(ak'pug 115 flifferiveredby ada,.astoaar5 nn,! St a i :t eeif•addreeser¢ ouae.ope h'.L'.INMAN, :Yatton 1:1. I]itr'.e City. groat# x .ria. to4tth Amo G, the Ref..,/ Itohae, New Ira :ler ren work. r 11 incl tctsea,inferina kb:friends :tl pts ti,,:ru wit;, ell mennerof Ivan- li�1e thre:ibintonftehine ropuire y to 0.100t las Moeda. and do ltk: by supplying there 11it1t trnt'4 t,r DAD Irl 1llaUlwti -l1` Ax HO(YD TFIN "' IIOW LOST, i1UVS ��1 STOl�raD, cf ode ' lTti e4 yr �' yur;t pnbliFhatl, It nes: 14U4litdnn of xl Culver trot's t.cit+l.ratetl ];he:ty,oattss,rw.lf-" col cure of St'rnival 1Veolt04 ,'4 or $psr,unstor• rlicea, induced by Sc1f.Qhuaa.Iraraluntetre I';tafa. saons, Impotency, Nerxoue Debility. awl lrtpedl., moots of nrsrritlge generally: Cuasuroptuti0, ° l:Pliel,sy, and Pato; Menta' end Physical In.. copoctty, ae. , f Z'he vrorld•mnownetlantlaw. in this admira6,le1 3rectura, clearly proves from hie men .tsps rx r;oa, p The ''air purify the lateen, correct ell slisorde•s that the atrial consegnenceh of ffcif•:tbutto rr"n+ , of tits 7.trfr. stMRtacb, lii"¢na: a uric /towels, ar a l,a effectually vet:lew l rithort xai'+ tciue, end 1 arils tnrltlaattble /n all cotopiatt:tc /ucidentat'a without dangerous surgical operations. boogies, t l c,r,u7ca, It4streltlants, riii , or cordials,; Pointing cuta, i, a t:'!fa:tneout i'3.. the 0rti rclia¢'1e rente4 v f•'^. rttoda of cure tat auto certain and effectual, 1.))' lfn l l,r, . trkt Woundo. Gores na,11 i':.tori . of Iran' which every sttlforer, tan matter what Ais ccritli er.°r loud startling. 1•'ur kr'i'll sftrs. tlittbttlera. • Mantua, be. may ears hiauie'lf ehealely, i'rf sntely # (olds. tit ::t. ittI nlprRQirtUr, 0*1 4i 1 wanttinita,n, and radically. it loss rats teturl. rst'Tbic Lecture 'will ;mote a lxionio thouser is and thousands Sent uszdt:rseal In a ltlairt coveters, 10 any t 1• tiros,, ors reeeI; t of ins cents, or two postage Addpresr ctrl:evx.vrnvvorx. zmrdca 0 ✓ G. & J. BROOKS Afanafaatnr0e of *-1 LtIMB :R .rt AND STAVES, and alealersilt CEDAR i PO STS RAILS,COBDR OOD. limns—Two miles west of London Road. TOWNSHIP Of HAY LUMBER I3I.e1C� ASII,_BAILS, CORDWOOD LATH, AND CEDAR POSTS Cheap ibr Ci1.Si1. AT B1SSETT'S saw mill, two anti a Half m'les 'vest of Ex. o'er, on the town lino of Stephen and Hay. 13i11 stair out on the shortest uotiee les than dity feet. . BISSETTIS e , VTILLZS,. wIIoLIa SAL le AND RETAIL Dealer in anib ei SHINGLES, LATHAND CEDAitl'OOTS.FLCOII• INt1APi.i) SIDING—DRESSED AND UN - DUD An extensive Stock on hand. The Lumber, for Quality or Brice, cannot be boat. A good na: ort- muont always 05 hand, cheap for Quell. Ward Diet vide Maio Street, between Sicily and Victeria:itreots, fenavl Ideem Itmy drag ttt'Atate friar tuag I"ille r' 1 t)intment are neither tualttli{tcturt tl tar)r aaltt •, , n)fart of the United Stater. e*ach 1'ot and Reis hecto the T•ritiafa {late-' • moot Staudt, with, the n'or,1a, "Ilea:awaX'41'. ,s aura t+iratifleitt, London." engraved t.rtreen. 4 tltolttbalfethe address, 33.Oxford !t..Louder . Spurious Imitations of `Iiornauye I'-•°+ and Ointment:' aro manufactured and; ia' 1 under tiro inn •t of "ltoltowayf dr Co," by J, r. lletary.Carian .k '0., Iixuggletn. "•f uw ]"tri 'Nutt ;, auassuruad fru. mark, thus --In Cwuu;, the trinctpui> . tthols:talo file: ere An tht'xr : , y,sounterh'ttr at Lyman, Clara Se ° l Co., Northrup v r.ytnan, and Ly- mart Lrothets .t C0., who olasan thew at got : '• Y prices, from J.F.Ilarmy. Curran t o..New and:;vhicit are culplted to tt "0rwetplod list. :1 Vendors, who sell the ramp ae lay genuine r1. <; aandOlottnent. which are manufactured 0nll , h teas, tlxler:'tt Street, l.nurloa, and may filo otataiura from the foliowin(,t.'irtns,viz.; Ei*xs, ;llEucni tC (2o,, Montreal, foasrs, Avsrr, Bitters k Co., Halifax, Y.S. ¥ostorft. T. B.Barna :Sr Seam, alt. John, 11.13. Messrs. Z, ziaor ,t til.,, Toronto* Who import them direst from bore. TIIOi`I S 11O14/-4OWA T S.13, Clsford Street, W.O London, January ]at. IMO Fresh Oysters AT G. SANDERS' Siore, 2'o sl Offi!cc Block. ;Aa.eseelloat stock of C,roceties ex,tfJl'rtfeeb ery on hand. OHOIOE TOBACC tES MARS. Sportsmen supplied w£thAranttzi#iera. School Books, Stationery, ldagfasineis ALLVTHE LANES T NOVELS. .—a in � thine Noodloref everykhaki f i ` ale. ih is fi G SA1 DEZ • al 'rTt `J 1'sli etersee N at d �^ •f k+— Tinlratal, Lintchrtt;I,ri rf;,CcaiC31,-dc etX'3isa tt1Lroe„baveiust3;eceireda in gel etoek'of Tin end Japanned f ,'odh, sz,d''u'io' noti`in a pO$1tiou to sn1 p}ythoir 43 sto auers.and ihe, public •gene rsl]y to Letter gxlgtputage than can bo rioao oleo• where, They have an eland Laxnl,s, tette](bassos, I3u'rners, Wiob's, a dbtl of'+APiik” fails hod Cans of the latoatdestgrll, A.qua71 Y.btFT?�rVott Toole, iuelurling I3otaa,, ]loes, e3thas, FerkRi &o 'tebift ill:: hs wo are, gtv1Hg up"thatbtia y:ri,? rho ltnarfNes, IE,tve•7rontta,lif, atski till out,dq wo • ar tntpti , mttoud©d Qfl. P'asns 1eYoa1}fro takeat,iia, e,xchtsalSu for toads: a1I6d'lirl m ' vi@. :v': .ri . r.. u.i;. "..r„,:w a, a•h •s� ;,s - .- w ,