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By
ROB CHESTER
The primal scream has been echoing through the
office of late, and before I go completely over the high
side,) thought I'd better write down a few ideas.
This is a sort of human -typewriter -newsprint
gestalt wherein the 'reporter, through alternate fits of
violent action,' banging his head against the wall, and
periods of lethargy, wrestles ideas down to the page.
• It's good therapy- a ranting at the world echoed with
banshee screams and conjuring images of unnatural
acts.
The mail delivered a newspaper styled magazine,
outlining the iproblems of the crippled or handicapped
in our society. One ad, for prosthesis arms, showed a
man with a mechanical arm playing tennis.
Featured in the ad was a device to be attached to a
hand gun, to allow it to be manipulated with a. false
arm. The handicapped it seems are to be denied none
of the benefits or the failings, of society -even the abili-
ty to go out and handicap someone .else.
Yet another newspaper -disguised bit of propagan-
da is a publication received from a religious,sect. This
group is against sex, sex education, sex, government
involvement in schools, sex, married clergy, sex, and
did I mention it was against sex?
Though not specifically stated, to these people,
even proceation is a sin (or to use their own words a
"debauchery") .
The stifled hallways of a dark medieval fortress
comes to mind. Perhaps this group should practice
what they advocate and follow the way of the
dinosaurs.
On the subject of medieval practices: confessed
Killer Richard Judy went to the Indiana electric chair
on Monday. It seems the solution of exterminating him
was easier or more desirable than helping him, and
perhaps it was.
Judy was in and out of prisons and mental
hospitals since he was 13. He was 24. I am 24.
The leaders of two countries meet in our nation's
capital .- and the prime minister's son receives the
lion's share of news coverage.
The leaders talk of acid rain and Central America.
The economics of two nations slip another notch.
Problems that are not easily solved by heart nor
mind...,.
The head line reads: Where to hide when the
bombs fall. I've worked at a lot of strange and unusual
jobs..One, which I cannot mention, and probably
shouldn't talk about, had something to do with this
problem.
When the big one comes, the old time travel back
to the stone age, if you don't have a deep -dark hole to
hide in - and brother, I mean deep and dark - join me on
the front yard with your ,baseball glove.
I plan to catch the first one that comes in.
After my column of two weeks ago, also warped
ramblings about the mail we reoeive, the postman
pointed out we wouldn't have problems if we picked
the mail up a little more regularly.
Perhaps. But it's getting frightening to read mail
or newspapers these days.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson coined the term fear and
loathing. It is a dreaded hatred of that which you fear,
or basically having to do somethingyou don't wish to
do, knowing it is not good for you.
The good doctor of gonzo journalism has whizzed
through the majority of his assignments on weird
drugs. I have a cure for the modern man's fear and
loathing, which was inspired by him.
If you're depressed by the goings on of the modern
world, wave your arms above your head and scream:
AHHHHHH! THE BATS!
Always works for me.
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Public not happy : punishment
Capital punishment should be brought back in
this country not just for killing certain people.
Capital punishment was abolished a number of
years ago and the public is not happy. There is
always a cry from the public to have the death
sentence brought back, but the politicians ignore it.
Unfortunately, the out -cries come when a police of-
ficer is shot.
Before the -death sentence was abolished, the
only way that anyone stood an outside chance of be-
ing hung was if they had killed a police officer or a
prison guard. This is fine because these people lay
their lives on the line every day, but so does a small
businessman who closes his store late at night. How
about the poor teenager that is working at the cor-
ner store and is 411 alone, or how about somebody
walking down the street with a couple of extra
bucks in his pocket? In the big cities, are these peo-
ple not running a risk every day? And it is not just
the big cities anymore, but all over.
Whether capital punishment is the answer or
not, there should be a long hard look at a way to pre-
vent murders to some extent. If the answer is to br-
ing back the death sentence, then it should be for
killing anyone, not just a certain section of the pop-
ulation.
Canadians eat better for less
Despite the fact that Canadians are paying
about 10 per cent more for food than at this time
last year, recent studies show that when compared
to other countries, around the world our weekly
food -basket is cheaper by a long shot.
Although a kilogram (2.2 pounds) of sirloin
steak now costs $8 in our capital city of Ottawa, the
same amount and quality of meat costs the
Japanese consumer $40 in a Tokyo market.
Pork chops in Stockholm will set you back to the
tune of $21 for a kilogram; and in Paris, considered
the cuisine capital of the world, a kilogram of bacon
retails for $21. while shoppers in Ottawa will pay
$3.30
In fact, the recent . study of 15 world capitals
puts Ottawa third from the bottom in food prices,
and Ottawal prices are generally comparable to
those in most areas of Canada.
Here are some further examples. A 21 -item
food basket in Ottawa costs slightly more than $61.
The same items in London, England cost $85; in
Paris $109; in Bern $118; in Stockholm $135; and in
Tokyo a whopping $151.
While the cost of food baskets is one measure, it
is brought into sharper perspective when one
calculates how long an average worker must work
to pay for the weekly groceries.
In Ottawa, eight hours on the job (on average)
pays for the weekly groceries. The Parisian would
work close to 18 hours; and the worker in Buenas
Aires spends almost 30 hours on the job for his
groceries each week.
In fact, of the 15 capitals surveyed, the worker
in Ottawa would spend the least amount of time on
the job to pay for the weekly food basket, and the
survey includes Washington, D.C.
Canadians on average spend about 18 percent of
their disposable income on groceries, which'is con-
siderably lower than people in most Western
democracies.
And while shoppers in the Iron Curtain coun-
tries may get staples such as potatoes cheaper than
we do in Canada, how many times do Canadians
have to line 'up for such things as oranges, fresh
meat and dairy products?
Certainly, all consumers in this country can't
help but notice that the price of food is on the rise
here, and has been for the past several years.
But compared to other countries, we are not as
badl off as we think we are.
The truth of the matter is that the average
Canadian eats better for less than just about
anybody else in the world. .We are the last ones whcr
should be getting indigestion over the price of our
food.
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