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Zurich Citizens News, 1980-11-27, Page 4Jennie Dann of Bayfield gets a head -start in curling 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111t111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111n11111111= IViewpoint.... • ... ... n11111111111111111I111I1n1n11111111111111111111111111111IIIII1I111I11I11IIII111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111I1I11111111111111111111111111I11111111111111111111111111111E No such thing as 'face value' "Once upon a time there lived a little girl called 'fed Riding Hood. One day her mother asked her to :ake a basket of fruit to her grandmother, who lived done in a cottage in the forest. "It happened that a wolf was lurking in the )ushes and overheard the conversation. He decided o take a short cut to the grandmother's house and -et the goodies for himself. The wolf killed and ate he grandmother, then dressed in her nightgown and amped into bed to await the little girl. When she rrived, he tried to grab her. But this frightened the 7hild and she ran screaming from the cottage. "A woodcutter heard her cries and rushed to he rescue. He killed the wolf with his ax, saving i,ed Riding Hood's life. All the townspeople hurried o the scene and proclaimed the woodcutter a hero. "But at the inquest, several facts emerged: "The wolf had never been advised of his rights. rhe woodcutter had made no warning swings before striking the fatal blow that killed the wolf. The civil liberties union stressed the point that, although,the act of eating grandma may have been in bad taste, the wolf was only `doing his thing'. A 'student organization contended that the killing of grandma should be considered self-defense since she was over 30 and, therefore, couldn't be taken seriously because the wolf was trying to make love, not war. "The woodcutter was indicted for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, his cottage burned down and, after a year went by, grandma's cottage was made a shrine for the wolf who had bled and died there. " At the dedication, Red Riding Hood said that while she had been selfishly grateful for the wood- cutter's intervention, she realized in retrospect that he had overreacted, then knelt andplaced a wreath in honor of the brave dead wolf." The Wisconsin Insuror paaIaaNuNNaaiwMaa- wlanMINuM Miscellaneous Rumblings By TOM CREECH Conservation authorities: out of touch with the times? The Ausable-Bayfield Conservation Authority are having difficulties over the addition to the community park. "That's not news but that too is reality," might ,sbe the response of one respected member of the media if he was not totally aware of what has• been taking place for the last ten years. From a local standpoint, this entire park business has been one big pain in you -know -where and it's about time the village and the Authority got their act together. As you're well aware the- latest episode in the story titled "Golly gee it sure would be nice to have a park to replace the swamp" concerns who is going to foot the bill. Many moons ago the ministry of natural resources would pay for 75 percent of capital works projects of a recreational nature with the Authority determining the allocation between the municipality and the Authority for the remaining amount. It was also many moons ago that the village coun- cil of the time deemed it would be nice to have some revamped park facilities near the arena and that it would also be nice if the village received some real benefit for the dollars which they have forked over to the Authority. Almost 10 years later there is finally a picnic pavilion, some cleared land, a couple of toilets and a nature trail. So far so good but the simple fact of the matter is that by this stage in the game each party should know the cost split. According to Zurich's clerk -treasurer she has no record of who -would -be -responsible -for -what aside from the fact the village would be responsible for the maintenance. Council mentioned they believed they would be responsible for. a portion of the capital costs but not an amount close to $10,000 which could be the village's final share. Irrregardless of who is at fault it's time for Authority manager William Mungall to make another appearance before council and try to explain what has been taking place. * * In recent months the local conservation authority has become embroiled in a number of controversial issues ranging from the park matter in this communi- ty to problems of cottagers in the Port Franks area. In both instances the Authority has handled itself very poorly and in the case of the Port Franks situa- tion has been villified by both property owners and the local press. One suspects part of the problem is lack of exper- tise on behalf of the Authority staff and/or a lack of backup support from the ministry of natural resources. Could it be that conservation authorities have out lived their usefulness? Back in the middle 1940's when the conservation authorities act was proclaimed there was a general lack of understanding about the importance of proper water maintenance. The basic reason behind the formation of the local conservation authority was to effect measures which would limit spring flooding. A natural outgrowth of these flood control measures was the entry of the conservation authorities into the area of recreation. Conservation recreation areas are a sore spot with some people but as a general rule of thumb the areas have been well used and well looked after. 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