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Hearing appears certain
It's becoming evident that a proposed water
pipeline system for Hay Township will only be deter-
mined by an Ontario Municipal Board.
As long as some residents along the lakeshore have
what they consider adequate supplies, regardles§ of
whether that opinion is correct, it will be difficult to
get unanimous consent to proceed with such a costly
project.
Public meetings and mail ballots may help to pro-
vide the necessary information for residents, but the
sizeable division among those involved would suggest
that it will never resolve the issue at the municipal
level.
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Even one or two serious objections can force an
OMB hearing.
While it would be less costly perhaps to attempt
to arrive at an approved consensus without such a
hearing, in many such cases those attempts prove
nothing more than an exercise in wasting money as
those expenditures fail to ward off an OMB hearing,
while at the same time continuing any bitterness that
may arise during local discussions.
It would appear wise at this juncture for council
to settle the issue by going ahead with an application
and let the democratic process continue at a different
level.
Check load limits
Area residents who have been enjoying holiday
tours throughout the nation no doubt have encountered
bridges and underpasses which note weight or height
limitations for the structures.
While those limitations are primarily for the huge
trucks Which use highways, there are occasions when
owners of camping trailers and other vehicles have to
consider whether their journey can be made safely.
There are, of course, legal implications involved
if a person knowingly exceeds the limitations and an
accident occurs.
Some area owners of commercial outlets open to
the public should also be made aware of the legal im-
plications that could arise from unsafe facilities should
a patron be injured.
In Rutland, Vermont, a district court jury has
awarded a woman $28,000 for injuries she sustained
when a toilet seat she was sitting on at a restaurant
broke off the wall.
The woman injured her back and legs.
Perhaps an appropriate warning 'to weight limita-
tions would have saved the restaurant owner from the
costly suit. The woman weighed 250 pounds.
One wonders if toilet seats will soon require struc-
tural tests to meet the myriad of other rules and regula-
tions imposed by government bodies.
Giant step backwards
The feminist movement took a giant step
backwards recently when spokesmen for one group
raised strong objections regarding a medical miracle
that had been performed in a Toronto hospital through
the separation of Siamese twins.
One of the doctors involved with the team of
medical experts mentioned that the child chosen to
become a girl due to the necessity of the situation was
the one which was less aggressive.
The feminists became angry over such stereotyp-
ing and made their opinions known publicly.
That didn't sit very well with people, the majori-
ty of whom were amazed and thankful that the surgery
had been successful.
To make an issue out of such a situation calls into
question the ability of some interest groups to com-
prehend the propriety of their words and deeds or the
very reason for their cause.
Some preposterous options
As new car buyers usually find out to
their chagrin, the price tag on their in-
tended purchase often escalates con-
siderably as some of the "options" are
added to the basic model.
In some instances it appears that the
motor and the tires are the only standard
equipment and some manufacturers now
don't even provide a spare tire among the
items included with the listed price.
The same set of circumstances is evi-
dent in a recent offer to area
municipalities from the Ausable-Bayfield
Conservation Authority.
The Authority has generously offered
each of the 32 watershed communities a
free commemorative white pine "which
could be planted in front of the municipal
building, library, town park or in another
suitable location chosen by the
municipality "
As an added bonus, the Authority has
provided two options. The first is an offer
to plant the eight to ten -foot tree. The
price tag on that little service is $50.
The second option is to have the
Authority arrange for the com-
memorative ceremony and media
coverage for the tree planting. Add
another $50.
So, the offer of a free tree for any
municipalities which decide on taking all
the available options, has now risen to
$loo.
For that money, municipalities could
buy 20 Norway Maples or 2.5 Silver Maples
from the Authority and not only get a bet-
ter deal for their outlay, but also more at-
tractive trees for municipal purposes.
While not disagreeing with the stated
goal of emphasizing the need for the con-
servation of our forest resources through
such symbolic tree plantings, the writer
finds the whole proposal a little
preposterous.
The Authority has even drawn up a
four-part guideline for the com-
memorative tree planting ceremony and
media coverage.
it notes that ceremonies need not be
elaborate to be effective. The inference is
that a parade down main street behind the
area's brass band is not necessary. Some
may consider having the Prime Minister
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
or Governor General on hand, but that too
would probably be considered overly
elaborate.
So, what is the Authority going to pro-
vide for the $50 being charged for staging
the commemorative event? The guideline
says that a respresentative from council
and the member appointed to the Conser-
vation Authority by council should sym-
bolically place a few shovels of dirt
around the tree. The remainder of coun-
cil, if they are in attendance, can flank the
shovellerE.
Here's where the $50 price tag becomes
justifiable? Someone obviously has to
decide who is going to supply the two
shovels; otherwise the whole program
becomes a bit of a travesty as it is
relegated to the spectacle of seeing two
people kick some dirt around the tree with
their feet. Organizing shovels is apparent-
ly no small feat and not without some con-
siderable cash outlay.
There may be those who question why
the ConservationAuthority member gets
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to place some shovels of dirt when the
municipality is picking up the entire tab,
but that's an internal matter that I'll
leave for the elected officials to resolve.
Do you know why a commemorative
ceremony is going to be held? According
to the guidelines, the chief reason is to
"enable publicity via a picture in the local
newspaper". "While the newspapers are
under no obligation to print a photograph
they are fairly accommodating when it
comes to these types of request," the
Authority letter points out.
So, organizing shovels is not the basic
reason for the $50 charge at all. it's
organizing the media that costs all the
money.
Now you know why the writer finds the
whole tree planting scheme so
preposterous. Asking someone for $50 to
basically have a photographer on hand for
such an event is repulsive. if the event is
worthwhile and staff is available,
everyone in this area knows that the local
newspaper will do its utmost to be on hand
and it costs nothing more than a simple
telephone call (or drop into the office, if
you prefer) to make the necessary
arrangements.
However, if the person who sent out the
guidelines thinks he/she can entice the
news media to attend 32 tree plantings in
this area, it is not surprising that that per-
son would be foolish enough to think 32
municipalities may pay $50 of tax money
for such a ludicrous service.
It's the most foolhardy proposal that
i've encountered for some time and as a
protest of such waste of tax dollars (even
if they are only going from one pocket to
another) you can almost rest assured that
there won't be many pictures of those
commemorative tree plantings in this
newspaper.
"Have you run before or is this your first offence?"
You can fight
One of the cynical,
apathetic remarks of the
20th century is, "You can't
fight City Hall".
I think it's American in
origin, as are so many of
our colorful expressions,
but it reflects a conception
that has contributed to the
skepticism that
permeates many aspects
of our life.
In essence it betrays a
weariness of the in-
dividual spirit in a world
that is growing ever more
corrupt, violent and
treacherous.
It means basically that
the individual hasn't a
chance against the
burgeoning bureaucracy,
the petty patronage, the
you -scratch -my -back -and -
I'll -scratch -yours
philosophy that has
always been with us, and
always will but should be
resisted stoutly and sturdi-
ly whenever it rears its ug-
ly head.
Jesus fought the City
Hall of His time, and won,
though He lost His life.
SirThomas More fought
the City Hall of his time,
which included his king,
the nobility and the clergy,
and refused to nudge an
inch to save his life,
because he was right, and
City Hall was wrong.
Joan of Arc fought her
City Hall, in the form of
her own king, traitors to
her vision, and an oppos-
ing army. She wound up
being burned at the stake,
and became a saint. Her
opponents are mere foot-
notes in history.
Oliver Cromwell fought
his City Hall, won his
fight, and taught British
royalty to mind its pees
and queus, if you'll pardon
the expression.
William Lyon Macken-
zie took on the City Hall of
his day, and though his on-
ly battle with it was a
typical Canadian charade,
he left it smarting.
I could name a hundred
others who cocked a snook
at City Hall, and lost many
a battle, but won many a
war. The United States is
a classic example.
Another is the Republic of
France. Mahatma Ghandi
practically had the British
Empire begging him to go
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
change his diaper and
leave it alone.
Well, it's nice to be in
the company of such, even
if only for a little while,
and only in the
imagination.
The Fourth St.
Fusiliers, of which I am a
proud, wounded veteran,
has fought many a skir-
mish, several sharp en-
counters, and a prolonged
war of attrition against the
local town council, and the
will of the people triumph-
ed to the extent of a dozen
tree ; being uncut, a new
sidewalk installed, and a
desert of pot -holes turned
into a paved street.
You've heard of the 30
Years War, the 100 Years
War, the War of the Roses,
the War of Independence,
the Boer War, and The
Great War, followed by
that sickening
euphemism, World War
iI. Not to mention Korea
and Viet Nam.
Well, a lot has been writ-
ten about them, and
millions died in them, but
for sheer intensity of emo-
tion, I think the Fourth St.
them
War outdoes them all.
That's the reason for this
bit of history. In three or
four hundred years, the
Fourth St. War may be
almost forgotten, were it
not for some humble
scribe to get it down on
paper.
It has lasted between
seven and nine years, and
the veterans will even
argue hotly about the
duration.
I do remember that the
hundreds of children who
were going to be
slaughtered by traffic if
the town council achieved
its insidious ends''are now
replaced by grandchildren
in many cases.
I do remember that the
first rush to the barricades
was about as organized as
the French revolu-
tionaries' attack on the
Bastille.
I do remember that one
lady threatened to chain
herself high in the bran-
ches of a maple tree if the
town engineer carried out
his plan of massacreing
maples. There were other
threats of a similar but
unlikely nature, such as
everyone lying down in
front of the bulldozers,
blowing up the town hall
while council was in ses-
sion, or kidnapping the
town engineer and giving
him a cement -barrel
burial in the bay.
Fortunately, cooler
heads prevailed. After
half the street was ruined,
the works department ran
out of money.
Over the years, they tip-
toed around the potential
explosion, filling in the odd
pot -hole and letting the
street turn into the
semblance of a long -
forgotten country lane.
But this spring, falsely
feeling that the ancient
hatreds had cooled, with
new people moving in, and
old people dying off, they
foolishly raised the
desescrative idea again.
Cut down the trees. Tear
up the sidewalks, make it
a one -block thruway to
nowhere.
Like an old, dormant
volcano, the people rose in
their might and descended
on the works committee
like a disturbed hornest's
nest.
The air was filled with
vituperation, calumny and
blasphemy. Council cool-
ed off like a bull con-
fronted by an angry
elephant.
Another meeting was
called. Again The People
rose in their wrath. They
formed a committee. It
consisted of a brilliant
mathematician, a con-
tractor, a doctor, a
lawyer, and an in-
domitable nurse. Not just
a few angry people to be
baffled by engineering
jargon.
I don't want to go into
the brilliant counter-
attack, the superb tactics,
the incredible strategy of
The People. It's too ex-
citing. You wouldn't sleep
tonight.
But we won. The trees
stay, the sidewalks will be
rebuilt, the thruway will
continue to be a residen-
tial street, thousands of
children will not be cut
down by thundering
trucks, and the road will
be paved.
Inner spirit of athlete
i am not usually a
television addict but the
last two weeks have been
a different kettle offish.
As you must know if you
have a television, the
Olympicshave dominated
almost every hour of the
day and I'm afraid that
they have dominated a
good portion of my time
also.
Probably it's because
the Canadians have put up
such aood showing in so
many different sports. it's
always good to see the
hometown crew doing
well.
A couple of interesting
things have surfaced in
relation to these athletic
events.
As you may or may not
know the Americans have
been pouring tremendous
amounts of money into the
scientific side of athletics:
measuring accurately
with computers and a
variety of other tools the
exact amount of training
bout, measuring his brain
waves to see if he/she is at
peak performance and so
on.
Here in Canada there
has not been nearly the
same emphasis on this
An example of this was
in weightlifting. I saw a
young man from the U.S.
fail at lifting a weight con-
siderably less than his
personal best. The
Perspectives
aspect, with money being
s nt on good coaches and
developmental programs
instead of all the
mechanical goodies.
i think i like the latter
approach. Nothing can
replace the inner spirit of
an athlete. You can train
the body all you want but
if the person does not have
the desire, the entliusiasm
and confidence then
nothing can make him
succeed.
K ,g,
By Syd Fletcher
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American announcer,
quite disgusted, asked him
why he had not peaked for
the Olympics. The young
man just quietly smiled
and shrugged his
shoulders, then said simp-
ly, "i did my best but this
time it just wasn't good
enough". It wasn't an
apology. Just a statement
of fact. For him, just com-
ing to the Olympics and
competing there was a
tremendous feat. To be
beaten by another man,
the best in the world, was
certainly no disgrace.
Rather it is an honour
which most people in the
world would give their
eyeteeth to have a chance
at.
I'm afraid the newsman
tust could not understand
hat. To him the medal
was everything.
The other point I would
like to make was seeing
the beautiful spirit of co-
operation between com-
petitors. Soccer players
helping up a fallen oppo-
nent. Very few deliberate
fouls. A constant display
of good sportsmanship.
To me the Olympics em-
bodies the spirit of friend-
ship that could so easily be
spread throughout the
world if people would on-
ly try.
Let's hope that the one
to be held in Korea in 1988
will include all interested
nations and will continue
that great spirit.