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Not a time for panic
Canadians should stay out of debt to protect
themselves from the next recession, which will pro-
bably happen sometime next year.
That's the advice from Tom Maxwell, chief
economist for the Conference Board of Canada, who
also advised in a recently published interview that the
unemployment situation is not going to get better and
if people have a job at present, they should hang on
to it and not make waves.
Maxwell may have valid grounds on which to base
his prediction, but similar to most economists, is
basically guessing. Few envisioned the last recession
(or is that present?) and their opinions have varied on
how Canadians can get out of economic troubles.
The problem with Maxwell's comments is that
they may well prompt people to take the steps that will
indeed make his prediction come true.
It is not unlike the situation with stock hustlers.
If they can convince enough people that a certain stock
will increase in price and get those people to invest in
it, the stock will indeed increase due to the increased
demand. The promoters, of course, scoop off their
windfall profit during the increase and laugh all the
way to the bank while the other buyers watch as the
stock starts to tumble after the artificially induced
increase.
The prospects of a recession are heightened when
people start to plan for one. They stop making pur-
chases and sock their money away. Sure enough, the
decline in purchasing results in industrial and commer-
cial slow -downs and the entire economy starts to drag
its feet with all the attending problems..
Maxwell's comments are worthy of consideration,
of course, but it should be noted that those who take
steps to avoid the perils of a recession often find that
the action will be justified in the end, but primarily
because the action in itself feeds recessionary results.
Obviously, it is a most perplexing problem, but one
that requires caution and not panic.
A wholly ripoff
Evangelist Rex Humbard is sending Canadians
special "holy" oil to bless their money and wants them
to send large amounts of the money to him for God's
work.
The London & District Better Business Bureau is
warning recipients that the only person who will benefit
from the "blessed money" is Rex Humbard
Jan Delaney, the General Manager of die'
& District Bureau states that several senior citizens
have contacted her office after getting the oil - in
packets similar to ketchup servings from fast food
outlets - and a letter "promising financial assistance
from God".
Humbard urges people who are "sick financially"
to anoint their money - just as the Bible says they
should anoint their bodies when they're sick physical-
ly. He also asks people to make a cross with the "Ho-
ly Anointing Oil" on each piece of paper money and
cheque and send the largest to him.
The Toronto Bureau reports that one woman in her
80s came to them in torment after receiving the let-
ter. Her problem was that the largest cheque she had
was her Canada Pension Plan and she felt that she
should send this to Rex Humbard because of the let-
ter she received.
Hardly cost effective
Two brothers in Cobourg, aged 9 and 13 years, have
been facing a major problem. They set up in the
fishworm business and were succeeding quite nicely
until the tax man intervened.
They weren't charging sales tax on the wigglers
- and that's against the law. But, although they were
willing to register their business with the tax depart-
ment, they weren't old enough to provide legal
signatures. Their father eventually signed for them.
Now Tod and Travis have amended their roadside
sign to include the words "Plus Five Cents Tax". But
under the regulations small businesses may keep the
first $16 in tax collected- and the boys don't expect total
sales at 75 cents a dozen to bring in anywhere nearly
that much for the government.
To cap it all, it will cost the tax department $2 to
process their file this fall.
Perfect timing for ern
There's a lot to be said for a summer
election campaign. As Tong as (he mos-
quitoes don't get too bad, most people who
enjoy the outdoors won't have to sit and
listen to the politicians carrying on their
fueds on radio or TV. Some Canadians
will also be fortunate enough to plan
wilderness vacations where even
newspapers won't reach them with their
running commentary on the election pro-
mises being made.
While Canadian activities and weather
do not provide any one ideal season for an
election, summer comes about as close as
possible to the ideal.
However, this particular election may
be more interesting -than most, primari-
ly because both major parties will he hit-
ting the hustings with new leaders, and to
an extent, unknown quantities and
qualities.
Prime Minister John Turner has a
slight edge in identification as far as
political ability goes, having served in the
cabinet as finance minister some few
years ago. But his leadership and cam-
paign ability is basically as untested as
his Tory adversary, Brian Mulroney.
Each of the twjo men, along with their
supporters, will he feeling each other out
in the initial stages, waiting for the right
opportunity to pounce should the other
ntake any glaring error.
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Turner, of course, will be attempting as
much as possible to disassociate himself
from the Liberal record of the past few
years, while Mulroney will be reminding
voters that the team Turner has chosen
for his cabinet is primarily composed of
/the men and women who have been in
charge of the deplorable state of affairs
in this nation for those past few years.
The exception is that many familiar
faces from the Trudeau era have gone on
to their just rewards and that in itself
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
could be a major campaign issue. The
Liberal faithful were given lavish, high -
paying jobs for their tenure, and while the
Tories probably would have done the
same under the circumstances (if Ontario
is an example of PC patronage politics)
they will no doubt attempt to make as
much mileage as possible over Pierre
Trudeau's appointments.
The state of the economy will probably
be the main issue, and well it should be.
The Liberals have to take considerable
blame for the current situation, but voters
should not be fooled into thinking that
casting blame is enough reason to make
changes in the party in power.
The Tories clearly have to espouse their
economic platform so it can be judged in
comparison with the Liberals. Hopefully
if the topic_is given enough debate and
new ideas are promoted, then the govern-
ment will be able to use some of the ideas
generated by the election to make some
desired impact, regardless of which par-
ty gets the nod from the electorate.
There are other issues, but they pale in
comparison) to the need for sound fiscal
election
management in this country. That dic-
tates an inordinately low number of elec-
tion promises and it will be interesting to
see which of the two new leaders is
prepared to bid the lowest for votes. It
goes against the grain entirely, but
there's a feeling that an increasingly
large number of voters are prepared to
give marks for the party which makes the
fewest costly promises.
Of course, the charisma of the two
leaders will be watched carefully, and be
given unnecessary and unwarranted em-
phasis by people who are swayed by such
shallow necessities in a leader.
Pierre Trudeau was probably the can-
didate who used the tool to the best advan-
tage. He turned it on when it suited his
purpose, but could quickly turn it off after
that purpose had been suited.
Unfortunately, people do what they
think they have to in order to win elec-
tions. That is not their problem alone; but
basically a problem with an ill-informed
or easily swayed electorate.
Charisma should be discounted almost
entirely over the next few campaign
weeks.
This country does not need politicians
at the helm who can smile the best or
make the faint-hearted swoon.
The need is for a courageous leadership
that will be honest and fair with people,
prepared to take the necessary action to
right the wrongs, and not sell their own
souls and the country for votes.
Summer is in fact an ideal time of an •
election. Most of us have the extra spare
time to give the campaign the attention
that is required for the important decision
facing us. '
"Any luck?"
Can't please them all
It's extremely difficult,
as any columnist knows,
to please all of the people
all of the time. In fact, if
this column had done so, it
would be extinct. Half my
readers get so mad at me
that they can't wait to
read the next column, so
they can get madder. The
other half sort of enjoys it,
forgives my lapses and
looks forward to what the
silly twit is going to say
next.
In the last couple of
weeks, I've had some let-
ters from both sides. A
Manitoba editor is think-
ing of cancelling the col-
umn. Reason? "Too many
columns dealing with per-
sonal matters. ' I quote
bits from his letter:
"While it is understan-
dable that family
members are dear to Bill
Smiley...I feel our readers
might tire of how the
grandboys are behaving.
Once or twice a year
would be sufficient."
I should be so lucky.
You are quite right, sir.
Once or twice a year
word be sufficient, for the
grandboys' visit.
And from Vancouver, a
young mother writes to
say, "Keep on writing
about your family and
grandboys. I love these
columns."
The editor was fair. He
added: "Columns, other
than family related, are
good and have received
favorable comment from
our readers." Thanks.
I get letters from
religious people who ac-
cuse me of being the right-
hand man of the Devil,
when Iestingly remark
that God must have been
out to lunch when he was
drawing up the menu for
this year's winter.
I get letters from other
religious people who send
me dreary tracts and let-
ters .full of Biblical
references, with the hope
that I will print the lot.
And I get letters from
still other religious people,
mostly clergy, who enjoy
quibbling with me over a
point but urge me to con-
tinue writing as I do, to
make people think.
But on the whole, it is
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month. No room at the
Smiley inn, little Smiley.
On the whole the letters
I get are delightful. A
typical example came in
the other day from Bill
Francis, Moncton, B.C. He
says such nice things
about the column that I
blush even to read them,
and would never put them
in print.
But more to the point,
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
remember receiving a
fairly vicious editorial
blow from a weekly editor
about teenagers, because
I was a school teacher.
I retorted with a bit of
tongue in cheek. In high
dudgeon, he cancelled the
column. It's still going. I
wonder if he's still the
editor of that paper,
deciding what his readers
can read. (Had a number
of letters from his
subscribers supporting
me, none supporting him.)
I receive letters from
places like Baker Lake,
N.W.T., excoriating me
for talking about the tough
winters down here, which
to them is almost the deep
south.
And I get a letter from
my kid brother retired and
living in Florida, with pic-
tures of the house, flowers,
pool and an outline of his
day: coffee and morning
paper, walk down the
beach with the dog, etc.
The swine. Wait till the
Florida flies get to him in
July and he wants to come
north and visit for a
his letter is witty, infor-
mative, alive. He's no
chicken, a W.W.I infantry
private. I'll quote a bit.
"Though obviously a
man of sound common
sense, I wonder how, in
your youth, you got involv-
ed in flying a fighter
plane, let alone risking
combat in one. (Ed. note:
me too!) I remember dur-
ing those war years, wat-
ching a young fellow land
his old Avro Anson like a
wounded pelican ih the
middle of our freight yard
and walk away from the
wreck looking a little
sheepish. Soon after, and
nearby, another boy flew
his Harvard trainer at full
speed into a grove of trees
one foggy morning. He
didn't walk away from
that one."
Speaking of education,
he says he attended five
different schools and
doesn't think much of to-
day's big schools. Of the
new permissiveness:
"Anti -social behaviour to-
day may be blamed on
everything from sun spots
to Grandpa's weakness for
women and hard liquor,
which all agree is a vast
improvement on the old
concept." A strapping at
school and another at
home for being strapped
at school.
His last school was
graded "superior"
because it taught to Grade
11. Equipment consisted
of a tray of mineral
specimens, the remains of
a cheap chemistry set,,
and a leather strap, but'
'managed to turn out dr
number of people who,
went into the professions.
Bill Francis says: "The
school's rather good
record was due not only to
excellent instruction, but
also to drawing, from a
radius of five miles
around, those whose eyes
were fixed on distant goals
and whose legs were equal
to hoofing it back and
forth. There was nothing
wrong with my legs and I
lived nearby.
"Just a little light
upstairs, they said; a han-
dicap I've learned to live
with.
"Now, some seventy
years later and a little
wiser, I have become just
an old fellow round whom
the wind blows in the
laugh of the loon and the
caw of the crows and the
wind whistles by so dreary
and cold, in chilling dis-
dain of ways that are old.
But this feckless old fellow
hust putters around and
eeds not the wind nor its
desolate sound. Cares not
a whit for what the winds
say; just listens for echoes
of things far away."
I think that is wise and
honest and real. May I feel
the same. I'll be in touch,
Bill Francis. You're a
literate man with some
brains in your head. An
unusual phenomenon.
Hurting own business
It strikes me that Cana-
dians have not really
twigged to the fact that
they are living next to the
richest nation in the world,
with a wealth of untouch-
ed tourist dollars just
waiting to be tapped into.
With the American dollar
worth almost a third more
than ours with a wealth of
beautiful scenery and
historical landmarks
Canada is a natural choice
for visitors, especially
when we are only minutes
from much of the
American population's
home towns.
But why should L be con-
cerned about a developing
tourist industry you might
ask me? You're a teacher.
Your job is secure. All
those visitors just clutter
up our town. Let's just
keep it a nice quiet spot to provements in your town,
live in. When we go up to for example, improving
the hardware store or the its sidewalks or its visual
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
local restaurant one
shouldn't have to look
more than a minute for a
parking place, nor should
I have to wait for a clerk
while some American is
having his money
exchanged.
If you feel that way
you're being pretty short-
sighted and selfish.
If you don't support im-
'appearance then people
will not want to come
there. Soon the businesses
will die for a lack of
customers and you will
have to drive thirty miles
to buy a hammer and
nails. Believe me it has
happened in many places
across the province
already.
And business people
have to go that extra mile
with their customers also.
They have to be friendly,
courteous and caring, or
bapeople will just not come
ck
I walked into a place the
other day and made a
small purchase. I happen-
ed to have one American
dollar in my pocket. The
clerk looked at it as if it
was dirty, then gave me
fifteen cents extra for it.
Now I obviously won't die
for the sake of fifteen
cents exchange that I was
short-changed: but I
thought that the clerk was
surely hurting his
business.
I would hope that there
aren't too many around
like him.
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