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Frustrating setback
There's little doubt that success begets success and
that's why Exeter Reeve Bill Mickle and the members
of his industrial and tourism promotion committee
have every right to be extremely frustrated and upset
over the fact a government regulation has apparently
thwarted attempts to attract a German couple to
establish a dental laboratory in the community. •
Mickle is quite correct in suggesting that having
Udo and Brigitte Wollkopf settle here could have been
the key to attracting other German based businesses
and industries.
Immigrants have often tended to establish in
pockets throughout this nation's history. The German,
French, Dutch and English roots of communities in this
immediate area is testimony to that fact. There is,
after all, a sense of security in locating in an area
where others of the same background, language, or
religion are established.
The German couple were certainly keen on Exeter,
as evidenced by the fact their plan to move here had
reached the stage where it led to the unfortunate
discovery that a provincial regulation would negate
that desire.
Certainly, one would expect the government to en-
sure that any professional wishing ,to establish a
business would meet the standards required by that
profession in the province.
But surely a four-year residency rule is beyond the
realm of reason and has nothing to do with professional
standards.
This community has invested a considerable
amount of money and countless hours by the Reeve and
his associates in attempting to attract business and in-
dustry and it is indeed frustrating that such roadblocks
pop up just when some success on that considerable
investment appears to be at hand.
Hopefully, local officials can convince provincial
authorities that reputable and qualified people should
not be deterred through a protectionist policy.
Such regulations usually only protect those who
are inefficient or seek to charge more for their services
than they are worth.
Lawyers must act
There's a suggestion that some of Ontario's
lawyers have been dealing for too long with the
criminal element. Some of the latter's concept of right
and wrong has been rubbing off in too many instances.
Misappropriations of clients' funds by Ontario
lawyers in the first three months of 1984 have resulted
in claims to the Law Society of Upper Canada -for com-
pensation of $26 million.
"Despite the disbarments, claims are
skyrocketing," a Toronto crown counsel reported in a
recent trial of a lawyer who had misappropriated
$2,173,000. "Thereis an inability on the part of the Law
Society to policeits members and make sure this type
of activity doesn't happen."
The number of lawyers involved (nine for the first
three months this year compared to 11 for the total of
1983) is perhaps not a staggering statistic, but the
amount of money involved does reach into that realm.
Hopefully, the best legal minds in the province will
come up with procedures to rectify the situation before
there is an erosion of the trust that clients must have
in .their legal advisors.
A wonderful world
A couple of generations ago it was illegal for a
Canadian to sell tickets 9n the Irish sweepstakes.
Caught as a lottery "pusher" one could go to jail, notes
the Wingham Advance Times.
Reason for the stiff penalty was not illict move-
ment of Canadian money to another country. The law
was based on the moralistic concept that gambling of
any sort was contrary to Christian beliefs, much akin
to the Sunday "blue" laws.
How times have changed! Now we see our own
governments going to court to seek protection for their
gambling rights. The international baseball leagues
are seeking high court. injunctions to prevent the Cana-
dian government from selling tickets on gambling
pools.
You may or may not have strong convictions about
the morals involved. However, almost everybody will
admit that the hypocritical stand of some cabinet
ministers is an insult to the intelligence of the average
citizen. Last week the Hon. Jacques Olivier, federal
minister responsible for his government's bid to get
into gambling, appeared on a national TV network to
defend the sale of baseball pool tickets. His defence
rested on his claim that the pools do not constitute lot-
teries because - now get this - the pools are not games
of chance. The ticket buyers must be possessed of
"skills" in order to win. The skill in this case being able
to play the odds on one team over another for an up-
coming game.
If the feds want to get into the lottery racket, so
be it. But for goodness sake call it by an honest name.
Canadians do have a few brains.
Bicentennial interest needs push
In his jottings last week, Iluron-
Middlesex MPP Jack Riddell called into
question the choosing of 1984 as the year
in which to celebrate Ontario's
bicentennial.
The inference is that the PC govern-
ment of William Davis has chosen the
date for whatever political mileage can be
made from a celebration of this nature,
although Jack's attendance at a school
tree planting last wetk would indicate
that some Liberals are also not about to
miss out on any opportunities which may
arise.
Regardless of the argument over the
selection of the date, it appears that
bicentennial fever has certainly not
reached any significant peak in this area,,
Most municipalities were wise enough
to makeapplication for their -share of the
cache of taxpayer funds set aside by the
province to help them suitably mark the
occasion, but to date there have been few
projects undertaken in the area to
dispense those funds.
In fact, most communities now have
thbir own annual celebrations or festivals
in place and there is neither the physical
or mental resources available to tackle
yet another promotion.
No doubt some will merely add the
bicentennial funds to their present ac-
tivities or promote an historical flavor'in
their events.
At any rate, interest in this area will
probably not gain much momentum and
perhaps Jack is right in suggesting that
one of the most notewe ac-
complishments of the whole event will be
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the planting of a few thousand Eastern
White Pine.
So, keep your shovp1 handy, Jack! Who
knows, all that tree planting may at least
make Ontario's politicians among the
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
more physically fit in the nation as the
bicentennial year moves through to its
conclusion.
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While the government may be accused
of attempting to get some political gain
from the celebrations, there are those who
have been quick to follow in their
footsteps in that regard.
A press release was received at Exeter
council last week informing members
that the Ontario Bicentennial Commission
has granted formal accreditation to three
wines, all the products of T.G. Bright &
Co. Limited.
That rather aroused my curiosity, and
with the offer of a toll free phone list by
which people can.get more information on
Ontario's bicentennial wines, i made con-
tact with the winery staff at Niagara
Falls.
J. Guilliland, sales administration
manager, said the accreditation by the
Commission indicates that the Ontario
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government feels the particular wines are
of superior quality.
That prompted the question as to
whether the Ontario government
members or the Bicentennial Commission
had sampled all the wines available in On-
tario to grant the accreditation. The com-
pany spokesman wasn't certain as to the
answer on that, but did explain that in fact
his company had approached the Com-
mission and whether other wineries had
done the same was not known to him.
In further discussion, it was learned
that while the Bicentennial Commission
members felt the three Brights wines
were worthy of the accreditation, their
findings were apparently not shared by
Toronto officials who accredited some An-
dres brands for their anniversary celebra-
tions this year.
Basically, the winery firms attempt to
get accreditation from various organiza-
tions and in return put a special label on
the bottles for promoting the centennials
or other birthday parties that may be
staged.
Its accreditation has more souvenir
value than anything, I suppose, although
the contents are probably not in that
category.
No doubt the firms hope to stimulate
business with the special labels, but wine
connoisseurs seldom select a wine by
judging the shape of the bottle or the col-
orful label.
The year 1984 will certainly live up to
its Orwellian prognostication if we have
Big Brother starting to choose our wine
for us.
"See —1 told you it was a dumb name for a boat!"
Friends deador deaf
There's . something
rather ghoulish about
revisiting your old home
town after forty -odd years
and giving a speech about
what it was like to grow up
there forty -odd years ago.
The younger people
don't know what you're
talking about. The people
your own age are either
deaf or dead, and don't
know what you're talking
about either.
Well, that was a recent
experience. I was asked to
speak at a Chamber din-
ner in Perth, where I was
reared, after a fashion.
Special theme of the
evening was the celebra-
tion of the 150th birthday
of the Perth Courier, the
second oldest weekly
newspaper in Canada.
Perth, down in Eastern
Ontario, was a centre of
culture and class Crich
and poor), when Ottawa
was a brawling lumber -
town and Toronto was
Muddy York.
My speech was the ideal
moment for a lapse into
rQtundic hysteric hyper-
bole, and plain old bull -
roar. I successfully avoid-
ed all three, as is my wont.
I just told the truth, as
always. And, as always, I
received a standing ova-
tion. The standing ovation,
which used to be a rare
and heartfelt response to a
speech in which a politi-
cian promised new roads,
' new docks, or a new post
office, has become as
emotional as a good
sneeze.
It is now a chance for
people to get off their -
bums, up from those hard.
chairs borrowed from the
funeral director, on which
they have squatted for two
hours or so, and stretch
their arthritic joints. It
also signals the end for
those who have fallen
asleep. You can hear the
groan of relief welling
beneath the hearty
handclapping.
I didn't praise the
Chamber of Commerce.
In fact I stuck a needle in-
to them. As a former
weekly editor, I know all
about the Chamber of
Commerce, in another
town. We met monthly if
we could get a quorum.
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
There were always four of
,us. • I guess that was a
quorum : the President,
two members dragged out
of the pub or off the curl-
ing rink, and me, as
reporter. Talk of new in-
dustries, new approaches
to tourism, and a general
up -grading from the park-
ing meters floated through
the air for two hours, then
we'd all go happily home,
for another month.
This one was a little dif-
ferent. The officials talked
in hundreds of thousands
of dollars, mostly govern-
ment grants, where we us-
ed to talk about the im-
possibility of raising $200
for a tourist information
booth: At any rate, the
Perth Chamber was
gracious and exceedingly
generous. I think the
whole trip didn't cost me
more than $100.
I also needled the -
publisher of the Perth
Courier, but rather gently.
I've been over that route,
and publishers get the nee-
dle from readers so
regularly that they barely
feel it, except when it goes
to the bone or the heart,
which it does every time.
What shook me was how
old a lot of people were.
There I was, feeling a ripe,
old twenty-eight, and
these ancients came shuf-
fling up and saying, "Hey,
Bill, remember the time
we...?" My only resort
was to say, "Hoor you?"
When I found out. I was
mortified.
A great strapping chap
stuck out his hand and
said, "Bill?" I responded,
"Noor you?" He just said,
"Roy", and there I was
confronted, and recogniz-
ing a first cousin,I hadn't
seen since 1945, he just out
of the navy, I just out of
the air force, having a cou-
ple of beers together. We
hadn't seen each other, or
exchanged so much as a
card, since.
A few other faces
emerged from ' the bald
heads and lined faces:
Cam Chaplin, a raw-boned
dairy farmer who tackled
in football like a brick wall
hitting a heap of mar-
shmallows; Jack Scott,
another boy of the same
ilk; Kay Lightford, sister
of my old college room-
mate, and her brother,
Grover, a widower with
six children who married
a widow with four, and
who grasped me earnest-
ly by the lapels and told
me I should consider mar-
rying again.
Aside from a few, it was
a family reunion. My big
sister, dammer, who in-
stigated the whole affair,
put me up for three days
and tried to force-feed me.
Her son, Pete, an Air
Canada captain, just hap-
penedto drift up from
Montreal, and his little
sister, Heather, took a
jaunt down from Pem-
broke. I used to baby-sit
them. My little sister, a
nurse, drove with her hus-
band, some white-haried
old guy called Jack Buell,
with whom I'd played foot-
ball forty years ago,
floated in from Brockville.
We had quite a time,
swapping lies and figuring
ot?t who was dead, who'd
had a stroke, who was
divorced and why. We'll
probably not ever be
together again until the
day my ashes arrive in an
urn.
Something unusual, and
very moving for me, oc-
curred at the dinner. I was
told that an elderly
gentleman, or as some put
it, "an old man", had been
waiting outside the hall for
about two hours, wanting
to see me.
A bit bewildered, I told
them to have him come in.
And I finally nailed the old
devil who have been
writing me for years, sign-
ing himself, at first, "Your
TV Repairman", and
later, over the years, just
"YTVR".
I knew he lived in
Westport, Ont., but
couldn't answer his blunt
and caustic comments, his
kind . and encouraging
notes, his sensitive letter
when my wife died.
And there he was. He
wouldn't come in to din-
ner. He had to drive home,
in the dark, at over 80
years. He'd come all that
way just to say hello,
Smiley. He gave me a gift
which I though might be a
chamber -pot, with his
sense of humor, neatly
wrapped. It turned out to
be a beautifully hand-•
wrought wooden bowl,
which I shall treasure.
More about him later.
Shoulder not available
The tobacco farmers
are screaming to high
heaven.
it seems that the bottom
has dropped out of the
cigarette market and that
over 800 jobs may be lost
in the tobacco kelt area
this year because acreage
will have to the cut back.
The tobacco interests feel
that the federal and pro-
vincial governments are
putting so many taxes on
a package of cigarettes
that the average person
just can't afford his smokes
anymore and is thus look-
ing for cheaper bad
habits. They feel that the
government is acting in a
two-faced manner in that
it is actually using
cigarette tax money to
support a heavy . anti-
smoking campaign entitl-
ed "Butt -out!"
Too bad, fellows. I can't
needs that little old
disease anyway?
Lost jobs? The land's
still -there boys. You'll just
have to switch to some
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
really feel too sorry for
Au. Surely you realized
Mat the hand-writinghas
been on the wall or a
number of years since ir-
refutable proof came
along that smoking is a
direct link to cancer. Who
Asa tyl s* ifi X0itit
other crop. (I understand
that peanuts is a j great
alternative for that sandy
soil, and if a peanut
farmer can rise to be
president of the United
States great things could
happen to you too).
And as far as the
government of Ontario's
"Butt.Out" campaign is
concerned they could do a
lot worse things with their
money (like buying a ten
million dollar executive
jet and a multi-million
dollar oil company when
oil prices are dropping like
a stone). Let's give the
Tories credit for doing
something that will benefit
untold millions who don't
even bother picking up
that first cancer stick
because they know now
that kissing a smoker is
about as much fun as lick-
ing an ashtray.
Sorry my friends, you'll
have to find some. other
shoulder to cry on.