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Expensive bail-out
Whether those employed on the Challenger jet pro-
gram at Canadair in Quebec realize it or not, they have
hit the jackpot. The decision to transfer the project's
$1.35 billion long-term debt means over one million
dollars of taxpayers' money has been ear -marked to
save each of the 1,200 jobs involved.
Senator Jack Austin, the minister who reports to
Parliament for the Crown •company, said "It is a
business decision made for business reasons."
The accumulated deficit, the largest run up, by any
Canadian company in our country's history, will be
transferred to "bld" Canadair, ,a debt -riddled, skeletal
creation of the federal government. Its only function
will be to act as a siphon for interest payments on its
"negative net worth" that are expected to total
$150-200 million annually. This money will be funnell-
ed from taxpayers' pockets right into a pit whose bot-
tom seems a long way down.
The "new" Canadair will arise free and unfettered
from the ashes of its previous incarnation like the fabl-
ed phoenix, with a further $310 million in its bank ac-
count even before the restructuring, scheduled to be
made official by month's end.
During the St. Laurent era, cabinet minister C,D.
Howe's "What's a million?" contribution to the historic
Trans -Canada Pipeline debate in the House of Com-
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mons was quoted repeatedly, and with devastating ef-
fect, by a fire and brimstone orator from Prince Albert,
Saskatchewan. The following year John G. Diefen-
baker,by now leader of the Conservative Party, used
the pipeline to bludgeon the Liberals out of office and
onto the opposition benches..
The inflation psychology of the past decade seems
to have affected the present government, which treats
a billion or so dollars with the same airy insouciance
as its predecessor did with an amount one thousand
times smaller.
The sum of one billion dollars is so large it bog-
.gles and befuddles the average human brain. Think of
it this way. If you had begun a spending spree on the
day the Western world has set as the date of Christ's
birth, 1 A.D., and spent $1,000 every day, rain or shine,
Sundays and holidays, day by day,. week by week,
month by month, year by year, century by century, by
March 1984 you would not yet have spent a billion
dollars. You would still have more than 275 million to
fritter away. And all that figuring doesn't include one
cent of simple or compound interest.
Let's hope the revamped Canadair will be an
eagle, not an albatross. If this bird doesn't fly and has
to be bailed out again, guess who will pay for the plat-
tinum parachute.
Let's spend at home
Perhaps, just perhaps, we are our own worst
enemies. How else to describe Canadians' penchant for
visiting other nations, while tourism operators and
their employees in our own country are facing such dif-
ficult times? It's a paradox, but the facts are relatively
simple.
Last year, Canadians took more than five billion
of their dollars out,of the country to travel and sup-
port tourism operators in other nations. What's more,
about $3.2 billion of the total bill was spent in the United
Stats.
Naturally, there are some good reasons for the
spending. The winter weather in Florida, Arizona and
California, for example, is certainly warmer than it
is in St. John's, Chicoutimi, Thunder Bay and Cold
Lake. But that's a cross we have to bear, even condon-
ing the sun -seekers who drift south to recharge their
batteries.
Nevertheless,we're now entering the sunny season
when Canadians can get the ready-made warmth in
their own country. So, there's little reason for them to
take their money south of the border. Still, many per-
sist in making the trek. There are good reasons why
they should change their ways.
Canada's campgrounds, trailer parks, cabins,
lodges, motels, hotels and tourist facilities, for in-
stance, are at least the equal of those in the U.S., and
travellers don't have to worry about losing money on
currency exchange rates. (Don't, forget, the exchange
rate is more than 20 percent, and that ca h is lost
money. )
Then there are the funny little items that people
tend to forget when they add up the cost of a trip. We
sometimes don't compute, for example, that the use
of Canadian roads is generally free, while travel' on
those south of the border costs nickles, dimes or
dollars.
But there is more than out-of-pocket costs involv-
ed in the choice between vacationing in Canada or the
U.S. As it stands, it is a crucial matter of jobs, and in
which country they will be available.
With 1.6 million or niore of us unemployed, Cana-
dians badly need the jobs that can be provided if we
vacation in our own country. In addition, they are the
kinds of jobs that really count.
Many of them are filled by students, who may not
be able to attend sessions in the fall if they don't earn
some cash. Others belong to the young unemployed,
who haven't had the opportunity to show their skills,
even on a short-term basis.
So perhaps Canadians should have second thoughts
about relaxing for a week or two at a U.S., rather than
a Canadian, resort this summer.
By spending the cash in Canada, you won't have
to feel guilty about depriving Canadians of jobs.
What's more, your spouse or children might ac-
tually appreciate seeing a greater part of their own
country. It's a point worth considering.
All thumbs, but not green
I refuse to yield to the blandishments of
the spring seed catalogues, whose
technicolour pictures contrast so enticing-
ly with the dirty snowscape outside. When
it comes to growing things I'm all thumbs.
And they aren't green.
The windowsills in our house resemble
grotesque wards for the terminally ill. Pot
after pot show the ravages of root rot, the
futility of fertilizer, or the nadir of
neglect.
A prayer plant my husband gave me a
year ago does not, like others of its genus,
only close its foliage piously at sunset. Its
leaves are usually clasped in supplication,
and I have a sneaking suspicion the
ungrateful wretch is praying for a new
owner.
My Green Ice African violet, once my
prized possession, is no longer in bloom-
ing health. I have cut out and given away
numerous offspring, and I think my dear
mother plant has finally had one
Caesarean too many.
The last time I visited an old friend, I
noted the absence of a Martha
Washington geranium I had started for
her. She told me she had discovered that
Martha was infested with mites. When
she failed to respond' to a kill -or -cure
treatment, out she went. What an ignoble
fate for a member of such an aristocratic
family! (1 didn't tell my friend that my
Marthas too, mere slips o; girls, had suc-
cumbed to some vague, undiagnosed il-
lness resembling the ague or the vapours.
I didn't have any more either. )
Outdoor gardening is the same - plow-
ing, cultivating, planting, fertilizing,
watering, weeding and hoeing - and for
spears it6eb long grass last spring. Later,
delicate green ferns marked the location.
Indelibly and inedibly.
We pull our potatoes out of the ground
like grotesque necklaces; the twitch grass
roots string the Sebagos together like
beads. Our baby carrots never grow up,
the lettuce bolts, onions bunch, beets
bleed and cabbages lose their heads.
Despite my warning that vine crops
would cross-pollinate if planted too close,
Don put all members of the cucurbilaceae
family in one cozy little corner. We
harvested a bountiful crop of squapumps
and cuculoupes.
Perserving, freezing, canning and
pickling this cornucopia of abundance is
another story. I have shed many a tear in-
to a sinkfull of onions. or mourned a slice
of thumb which had inadvertently added
an unplanned piquancy to a jar of
peaches.
I can picture George Gershwin cosily
cocooned in his New York penthouse,
dreamily writing in elegant copperplate,
"Summertime, and the Jivin' is easy."'
What a dreamer! Down here on earth, one
has to work like a slave all summer in
order to eat like a king all winter.
However, our troubles may soon be
over. Recently we have heard rumours
that we will be eligible for a special grant
if we promise not to put a single, solitary
seed into the earth this year.
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Reynolds'
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by Yvonne Reynolds
what? Bigger and better weeds. If
redroot pigweed were a saleable com-
modity, the Reynolds family would now
• be millionaires.
Only the peas were happy in our garden
last year. Finding themselves with no
visible means of support, they curled their
little tendrils around the nearest
goldenrod or chickory and never looked
back. Or down.
We neglected to stake the tomatoes. The
unfettered plants sprawled like un -
corseted old ladies, relaxed and compla-
cent, quite unconcerned that most of their
fruit was on the ground and easy prey for
slugs, grubs, sap bugs and blossom end
rot.
I couldn't even find the asparagus
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"1 haven't regretted one day of Trudeau's leadership —1 think it was a
Thursday in March of 1976!"
Born 30 years too soon
Sometimes I am con-
vinced I was born 30 years
too soon. When I see the
wonderful opportunities
for travel young people
have today, I turn pea-
green with envy.
When you and I were
young, most of us didn't
get much farther than the
next town. A minority
visited the citycasiongl-
y,and it wastde'red
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big deal. And a shal whale
of a lot of people never did
get to see a big city in their
entire lives. And were no
worse off for it, of course.
Man, how that' has
changed. Nowadays,
young people go galloping
off to the four corners of
the earth with no more
thought about it than we'd
have given to a weekend in
the city. They're so blase
abott it that it's sickening
to an old guy like me, who
has never had the time or
money or freedom to do it.
In my day, during the
Depression, the only peo-
ple who could afford to
travel were the hoboes.
They could afford it
because they didn't have
any money. They rode
free on the tops and inside
the box -cars of freight
trains. And they didn't
have any responsibilities
except the next meal and
a place to sleep.
Looking back, I was one
of the Lucky ones. Most of
my generation of youth
was forced by cir-
cumstances to stay home,
get any job available, and
hang on to it like grim
death, never venturing
forth on the highroads of
life. I was the envy of my
classmates, when, at 17, I
nabbed a job on the upper
lake boats, and could
come home bragging of
having been to such
bizarre, exotic places as
Duluth, Sault Ste. Marie.
Detroit, the Lakehead.
Today's youngsters
would sneer at such
bourgeois travels. They
exchange anecdotes about
Morocco and Moscow,
Athens and Port-au-
Prince, Delhi and Dubrov-
nik.Fair nauseates me, it
does.
By the time he was 22,
my own son had lived on
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
both coasts of Canada,
been to Mexico, New
Orleans, Texas, Israel,
Ireland, and a hundred
other places that are just
names in an atlas to me.
He's been to Paraguay,
South American, and has
visited Argentina and
Bolivia. He speaks four
languages. I speak one,
not too well.
My nephews have seen
more countries than Chris
Columbus or Sir Francis
Drake. One's an airline
pilot, and knows Europe,
North America and the
West Indies the way I
know my way to school.
Another has worked in the
Canadian north, Quebec,
the Congo, Jamaica, and
Costa Rica.
My nieces are just as
peripatetic. They've been
to the West Coast, France,
England, Russia. A four-
day trip to New York, for
them, is scarcely worth
mentioning. Migawd, I'd
have given my left
eyeballto see New York
when I was their age! I
thought it was pretty earth
shaking the first time I
saw Toronto. Toronto, ye -
e -c -ch!
Thousands of university
students annually take a
year off, borrow some
money, stuff a packsack
and head out for a year of
bumming around Europe,
the Mediterranean, North
Africa, India. Rotten kids!
In the last decade, the
travel bug has spilled over
into the high schools.
•h
Some of them are beginn-
ing to sound like agencies.
with frequent an-
nouncements of the P.A.
system:
"Will the group going to
Rome in the winter break
please assemble in Room
202 at 3:30 for a lesson in
tying your toga."
"All those taking the
Venezuela trip are re-
quested to see Mr. Vaga-
bond in room 727 at 3:15
today."
"Those who are involv-
ed in the spring break trip
to the Canary Islands
should have their
passports by March lst."
"An urgent meeting will
be held today for those
who plan to take the
London -Paris trip during
spring break. All seats are
now filled. If enough are
interested, we'll hire
another plane."
It fairly makes your
head swim, especially
when your own idea of a
trip south is 100 miles to
the city for a weekend, a
trip west means a visit to
great-grandad, and a trip
east means you're going to
a funeral or a wedding
among the relatives.
Next thing you know,
this travel binge will bulge
over into the elementary
schools, and great
747 -loads of little shavers
from Grade Eight will be
descending on the un-
suspectng residents of
Hong Kong and Rio de
Janeiro. Lord help them.
The residents, not the
kids.
Perhaps this sounds like
sour grapes. Well, it is. As
Shaw said: "The trouble
with youth is that it is
wasted on the young."
And as Smiley says: "The
trouble with travel is that
it is wasted on kids who
don't know a Grecian urn
from an Italian pizza."
Oh, it's not that I
haven't travelled. I've
been to great Britain. And
spent two years stagger-
ing around in the blackout
or wading through the tor-
rential rains of bonnie
Scotland. I've been to
France. Slept five weeks
in a tent in an orchard in
Normandy. Been to
Belgium. Antwerp; buzz -
bombs. Know Holland
well. Spent two weeks
locked in box -car in a
railway siding at Utrecht.
Am intimately acquainted
with Germany. Was
bombed in Braunsweig •
and Leipzig, and spent a
delightful six months in
salubrious Pomerania, as
a guest of the Third Reich.
Oh, I've been around all
right. But somehow it
wasn't quite the same.
Rattling through
Deutschland on a train
with a to -day stubble of
beard on your chin and a
jag -end of sour black
bread stuffed into your
battledress blouse is not
quite similar to climbing
aboard a• 747 with your
tote -bag and waiting for
the stewardess to bring
your fist meal. •
Would I trade? Not on
your life.
A lot of learning
The educational system
must be doing a great job
these days. The kids out
there are obviously so
much more intelligent
than my generation ever
dreamed of being.
Why just the other day I
was going through town
and splashed a young
fellow. He was able to tell
me in such explicit
•language just exactly
where I should be going
and how I should go about
it. I tell you, that young
man should be a teacher
or a newspaper columnist
with ability like that to ex-
press himself.
And it's amazing how me a thing or two about like that. Obviously a man
much the youngsters know how to get away from the of much experience.
about things like driving. corners faster and how to
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
I had a young fellow with
me and he said that I
should really practice my
starting up technique, that
if I drove around with him
a little that he could show
Tam
pass cars a little more ef-
ficiently. I listened
carefully because. I had
seen how good he was at
getting cars out of ditches
and other awkward places
And as far as hair. styles
and clothes, just ask any
youngster about the right
things to wear and they'll
be sure to tell you exactly
what is proper. Better yet,
try to tell them what you
think is right and you'll be
sure to get set straight on
correct procedures these
days. Oh I tell you these
kids sure know a lot.
Maybe Mark Twain had
a point though when he
said, "I can't believe how
much my father learned in
between my twentieth and
twenty-first birthdays."