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Answer to no one
One of the tendencies of people who don't get the
answer they expect in response to a question is to ask
the question again m the hope they will hear something
different the second time around.
In the case of the answers being received from the
Soviet Union regarding the shooting down of a Korean
passenger aircraft, it is not surprising that the ques-
tions are being repeated again and again.
Unfortunately, the answers remain unchanged.
The barbarous action took place because the aircraft
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wandered into Soviet air space in a highly sensitive
zone. The chilling response indicates that the same ac-
tion would be taken again under similar
circumstances.
Basically, the Soviet Union leadership.answers to
no one. They do as they want, when they want. They
do not admit mistakes, however serious and callous
they may appear to be.
It is very frightening!
A dizzy situation
Most wage earners don't need to be reminded that
the governments in Ottawa and Ontario have set
limitations on pay increases as part of the much -
heralded "six and five" plan to control inflation.
What those wage earners have difficulty, in
understanding is why those same governments don't
follow the plan; a reluctance that is noticeable in
government pricing of booze and cigarettes and even
more pronounced in gasoline.
Gasoline prices continue to fluctuate at a dizzy
pace and it is not unusual to have a change of 10 to 20
We all
Boys do it - girls do it - men do it - women do it -
clergy do it - lay people do it - and we suspect, on very
rare occasions of course, that even people -who say they
don't really do o it! Do what? Tell a lie! Is it still a sin
to tell a lie?
California psychologist Jerald Jellison tells us that
we all lie daily to cover our "social errors".
According to Jellison, who has spent abouka decade
musing on the truth about lies, each of us fibs at least
50 times a day. He says we lie most often about the Big
Three - age, income and sex - areas where our egos
and self-images are most vulnerable. To protect them
we even lie non -verbally with -gestures, silences, inac-
tions and body language.
"You can lie with your emotions," says Jellison.
"The smile you don't mean, or the classic nervous
laugh." A man asks a woman, "Your place or mine?"
and then chuckles. If she's offended, he can always
elaborate on the laugh by saying "Can't you take a
joke? I was only kidding."
These types of lies we call "little white lies," the
kind we throw round as casually as old slippers but
which Jellison claims are our "social justifications".
We -lie because it pays. We use them to escape
punishment for our small errors... and because our
percent on any given day, even at government -
controlled outlets.
In Manitoba recently, one gas war reached the sil-
ly stage, where one operator was actually paying
motorists three cents a litre to fill up with his product.
What Canadians would really like to know is what
price should be considered fair when they fill up at the
pumps. Surely the millions of dollars they have in-
vested in the oil industry should provide them with
some assurances that they are paying a consistently
fair price.
do it
social justifications help us to avoid disapproval. `I
gave at the office,' or 'I'm sorry.'
But our most common reason for lying is to spare
someone's feelings. We often tell ourselves that, but
usually we are trying to protect our own best interests.
We feel that if we really tell the truth, someone's go-
ing to get mad.
Jellison beleves that white lies are the oil for the
machinery of daily life. "Society actually functions
fairly well on many small deceptions. "They contribute
the little, civilized rituals that comfort us...
We take for granted some degree of lying from
politicians, government, business, advertising. We
don't get.excited about an ad that hypes some product
in a -way we might know might not be quite true.
But the rub comes when we go to someone we need
and trust, and are deceived. A banker who says he's
got the best interest rate going for loans. A real estate
agent who convinces us his is the best package
available. An insurance agent pushing an unsound
policy. An auto dealer who doesn't tell us the product's
safety record.
Then our backs go up, and what isn't true - hurts..
Huron Church News
They've made a few changes
This is the time of year area parents ex-
perience .the joy and tribulations of hav-
ing an offspring leave the nest. For some
it is the first flight, while for others it is
rather old hat and may even be the signal
that the nest is finally emptied.
The experience, of cnursP, is having a
son or daughter embark on the trial of
seeking an education at an institution of
higher learning.
The writer joined the list when number
one son enrolled at Conestoga College and
it is most interesting to consider the dif-
ference in the situation that was faced by
his father when he departed from Exeter
exactly 30 years earlier to further his
education.
The most noticeable difference is in the
selection process itself. The selection 30
years ago did not appear to be as mind-
boggling as that facing today's young peo-
ple. The career choices were certainly
fewer in number, as were the institutions
in that pre community college era.
The 1953 freshmen were, in most cases,
either entering London teacherscollege,a
nursing school, ag college or the Univer-
sity of Western Ontario. A few of us
strayed as far away as Toronto and that
was almost considered a foreign country,
and those of us who didn't enrol in nurs-
ing, agriculture or teaching were certain-
ly the exceptions to the rule.
Many of our contemporaries, having
completed special commercial at SHDHS,
were off to work in the offices of industries
or businesses in London, while others
stayed at home to work in a family
business or with the tradesman down the
street.
The courses today's grads have to
select are almost unlimited and have just
about reached the point where one needs
to take a course to learn how to select a
course. Name a job and chances are you'll
find some school offering a course to train
someone for it.
Unfortunately, that doesn't guarantee
that you'll get a job when you complete
the course and that is another marked dif-
ference from what the freshmen of 1953
faced.
Most of them were cited figures sug-
gesting there were five, 10, 15 or even
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more jobs for every grad coming out of
the course. The figures have now been
reversed and the 1983 freshmen realize
that there is probably one job for every
five, 10 or 15 grads in some fields.
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The initial task,for the freshman of 1953
was to search out a boarding house'.
Something within walking distance was
preferable, or at least on a rather direct
bus route or street car line.
Many homeowners in university cities
offered room and board and the daily
paper was filled with such listings. It was
a means of augmenting income for the
homowner.
Despite the economic difficulties of the
past couple of years, that source of ac-
commodation for students has virtually
dried up. University residences, of
course, have mushroomed to fill the need
in many instances, but those attending
schools which do not provide such
facilities find the main source of accom-
modation is an apartment. That was con-
sidered a sheer and almost unthinkable
luxury 30 years ago, but today it is more
in the realm of a necessity.
Another major change can be seen in
exploring the campus of institutions these
days to see the huge areas set aside for
student and staff parking.
My alma mater at Ryerson had a park-
ing area about half the size of a football
field and it was seldom filled to capacity,
despite the fact many groups of students
from as far away as Oshawa commuted
in car pools.
Now it has parking areas for 10 times
that many vehicles and still has problems
' in meeting the needs of the motorized stu-
dent body.
The only thing that has proliferated at
an equal growth rate is the student pubs.
No doubt that beats a dull night at the
library!
Naturally, those facilities are provided
at some community colleges for instruc-
tion purposes. It gives the students enroll-
ed in the bartending course an opportuni-
ty to test their skills without having to
pour their concoctions down the drain.
In comparsions to today's freshman,
the one of 30 years ago was generally
rather naive as to what went on in the
world about him. The rural student in par-
ticular was rather mystified in being set
down in the middle of a huge city and a
sprawling campus.
Ilis air of excitement at being away
from home on his own was accompanied
by a sense of insecurity and awe that took
several weks to overcome.
Through TV, mass communication and
the shrinking world, today's freshman ap-
pears to be able to step into that world
without a backward step.
That no doubt has some advantages,
but it appears to diminish the excitement
that this country boy experienced in be-
ing dumped off at the Central YMCA in
downtown Toronto 30 years ago.
"Have a nice day at the unemployment line. dear!"
Who's at the
Well, you can't say it
hasn't been a hummer of
a summer, with all those
bright hot days beckoning
everybody to the golf
course and the beach.
Why is it then, that when
I go into the. local
delicatessen to pick up a
bit of grubbery, there are
44 women ahead of me,
waving their numbered
cards, pushing, jostling,
pointing at six kinds of
cold meat, and shouting:
"A lidddle of that, cut real
thin. Half a pound of that,
in one pound chunks.
Three-quarter pounds of
potato salad, no more, it
mak4 me fat ;two pounds
of the pickled beans - well,
no - well, OK, I'll have on-
ly a spoonful"?
Who's at the beach?
Who's at the golf course?
Well, I know who's at the
beach. The cops. I took the
boys out for a swim one
blazing afternoon, found
what I thought was a fair-
ly legal spot, even though
it said, "No Parking" and
it cost me 10 bucks. Why
aren't our boys in blue out
chasing motorcycle
gangs, instead of hanging
tickets on doting (doty?)
grandfathers? I guess it's
fairly simple. They're not
going to be beaten up by
the odd grandfather.
Who's at the golf
course? I don't know. I'm
not going to thump around
on my tin foot checking
what idiots are hitting or
missing a little white
sphere when the
temperature and humidi-
ty are up around 100
degrees. F that is.
Just to add to my sum-
mer fun is a busted ear-
drum that isn't healing.
But even that has advan-
tages. If I push my finger
into my good ear, I can't
hear a word my wife is
saying. It drives her wool-
ly, because I've been
pretending for years that
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I was getting deaf when
she -.vent into a tirade.
"Why haven'tyou
trimmed the hedge?" Eh?
swept the ledge? "Why
don't you get the grass
cut"? "Watch your
language, lady." "Why
aren't you useful about the
house, like other
husbands?"
Just to add to my sum-
mer fun, my English staff
has disintegrated. in
almost one swell foop. One
lady, an outstanding
teacher, has become sick
of the system, pulled out
and started her own
business. Another has
gone on halftime, so he
can write poetry. Two
others are knocked out for
some time with heart trou-
ble. Another has been hav-
ing a baby, with six
months leave. Iter kid will
be ready for Day -Care by
the time she gets back.
I'll probably wind up
with a couple of jocks who
don't know the difference
between, "I seen the both
of them", and "The whole
team wore gloves on its
right hand," or
golf course?
"Shakespeare wrote in
longhand because the
typewriter was not yet
invited."
However, as summer
wanes, don't think we
haven't had a swell time.
My wife took a music
course, driving 60 miles a
day to do it. I had some
nice trips,, too. To the
beach - $10. Eight miles.
We talk vaguely about
going to Stratford or the
Shaw Festival, and wind
up watching a re -run of
"Dallas."
I sit fn the backyard try-
ing to get inspiration from
the trees and all 1 can see
is dust, and all I can hear
is bulldozers.
Speaking of dust, that's
all you'll be able to see of
me, even if it's only snow -
dust, come Dec. 31.
And I'm sure you had a
lovely summer, too, with
all those relatives dropp-
ing in, just at meal -time.
You're having two slices
of ham and a tomato, and
a big bowl of canned soup,
and a whole carload of
friends whom you invited
to drop in, six years ago,
arrive at the door, friend-
ly as all get out and
hungry as hell.
No, no, they wouldn't
think of staying for lunch.
It would be an imposition,
which it is. Half an hour
later. they've drunk all
your beer, commented on
your "lovely" house, and
downed the canned ham
you were saving for an
emergency, gobbled the
fresh corn you were savng
for supper, and cleaned up
your fresh green beans.
You don't even know
whether the guy's name is
Rob or Rod, or whether
the woman's name is Myr-
tle or Marg. You just sit
there in the debris, not
caring, and hating their
kids for breaking a branch
off your lilac tree.
Summers, on the whole,
though, are therapeutic.
They make you realize
you are too fat and blowsy,
and that, next winter,
you're going to ski and
walk in the snow, and not
be such a slob, eating pig
food and lying around like
a eunuch or a harem
member.
And, of course, when
winter comes, you realize
that you must keep up
your strength by eating
lots of carbohydrates to
beat the cold, and wat-
ching TV "to keep up with
things," and that next
summer you're going to
exercise and get fit and
brown by running down in
the car to the super-
market, and jogging all
the way from the car to
the house with the
groceries, and striding
angrily across to the boy
who cuts your lawn and
demanding why he hasn't
cut it.
And altthe time,
millions of kids are starv-
ing in Asia and Africa.
Serves them right. They
should have been born in
Canada.
It's rather scarey
Last week I mentioned 'joy -ride'.
that we had spent a
weekend in Detroit with
some friends..
Just the week before we
got there my host's car
had been stolen. Now we
all know that can happen
right here in our own area.
Not too long ago my next
door neighbour's car was
stolen right out of his
laneway.
In both cases the car
was deserted within a cou-
ple of days and in both
cases the gas tank was
empty indicating that the
car had been used for a
The only difference was
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that in my host's case, one
tire (a new one) had been
stolen and replaced with
an old worn-out one. Other
than some personal items
in the car, this was all that
was different about the
car t not counting the
damage to the steering
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column where they had
started the vehicle.
Apparently this is
becoming a common thing
over there. Somebody
owns a particular kind of
car. Their tires get a little
bald, so they go out and
steal a car of the same age
and model, simply to get a
new pair of tires or a bat
tery or whatever part the'
need.
What bothers me is the
small regard that is being
shown for the law and its
possible consequences.
For the sake of a seventy-
five dollar tire, somebody
is willing to risk imprison-
ment and all that can
mean.
Beyond that, what value
can human life have to the
mind which cares not for
even a small law?
Scarey, isn't it?