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EDITORIAL
Testing, testing,
one, two, three...
At of people are wondering how that
lo
proposed competency test for teachers
ould work. Will it take the form of a
written test (paid for by the taxpayer)? Will it
include observation in the classroom by an
independent evaluator?
Using either, or a combination of both, to test
whether or not a teacher belongs in the classroom is
rather like judging how a perfume will smell by check-
ing the shape of the bottle and the price tag.
A written test might smoke out the teacher who has
not changed his lesson plans for a couple of decades.
Then again, it , might not. Those types often excel at
written tests because they have a.gift for memorizing
material. As any good teacher knows, an ability to
learn material does not necessarily indicate an ability
'to teach it.
° Observation might be useful in identifying the teacher
who has a really irritating voice or distracting manner-
isms. Unless the teacher has completely broken with
reality, he or she could be expected to pull together
long enough to impress the observer.
Neither test would do a thing about eliminating the
teacher who has been staring down girls' blouses for
years, the one who Is seriously unbalanced but who
manages to put on a pretty good act most of the time,
or the teacher who, for some reason, takes a dislike to
certain children and picks on them.
Most teachers in the system these days are highly
competent, and are in the field because they truly
enjoy it. With at least one university degree, and often
more, they do have career options if they genuinely
dislike working with children. There are exceptions,
and every parent and child knows who they are. So do
the other teachers: No one wants the bad apple spoil-
ing the barrel.
While there has to be some way of getting rid of the
benignly incompetent, not to mention the clinically
insane, testing teachers every few years will not do it.
Stories are.still being told about a high school science
teacher (in a community at least a couple of hours
from here). He would have failed any competency test.
In fact, he probably would have failed any sanity test.
He threw experiments out the window, drank what
students thought was iodine but was actually coffee,
and let garter snakes loose in the classroom. His stu-
dents would dive behind the desks when he eyed a
chemistry experiment and uttered the ominous phrase,
"Hmmm, theoretically, it shouldn't be doing this."
There were explosions, poison gas and the odd fire.
Students got a bonus mark if they went an entire year
without causing the science wing to be evacuated.
But he was a great teacher. He inspired a whole gen-
eration of science and chemistry students. No one from
any of his classes forgot him, or what he taught.
Especially memorable were his lessons on what not to
mix together.
Competency tests and teaching will not mix.
Good teachers will regard the tests .as an annoyance.
The problem is, so will the poor teachers, the danger-
ous ones who have no business being in positions of
authority over our children. They will not regard the
tests as a threat.
What is needed is a body of some sort which has the
power not only to investigate complaints about teach-
ers, but also to make recommendations, and in
extreme cases, the power to revoke their licences to
teach. This would seem to resemble the college of
physicians and surgeons, and the college of nurses -
and the college of teachers which was established not
all that long ago.
Either that professional regulating body needs some
teeth, or the Tory leaders who came up with the com-
petency test idea need to test it out on themselves.
What students, and good teachers, need is a plan that
will work, not something that sounds impressive (and
expensive) but will accomplish nothing.
Reprinted from Saugeen City News
The big question: To mow or to weed
My life as a home owner, or more specifically a yard
owner, has been one of two minds.
It's the debate that goes back to the time when Adam
and Eve were kicked out of Eden. Is it better to have a
grassed yard you need to mow every week or a garden
you have to weed?
I've flip-flopped on the issue since I bought my house
four years ago.
I took possession in mid-June and by the time I
got things unpacked, it was too late to start a
garden so the soil rested for the summer.
The next year, I set out with enthusiasm and
planted the entire garden area with enough veg-
etables to feed a few families.
Alas, by the time I had time to tend the garden
in the evenings, the mosquitoes were out and it
was growing dark. Not wanting to dress in a
bug suit with spotlights shining on my back
yard, I salvaged what I could in my naturalized
garden.
The next spring, I seeded down the garden
and took to the lawn mower for the next two years.
But eventually, my thirst for flowers, shrubs and veg-
etables outgrew the space in my flowerbeds. I found
myself sitting under the trees gazing wistfully' at the
lawn, dreaming of lilacs, lilies, daisies, dogwood, toma-
toes and beans.
So I cheated — or finally got smart -- and hired a
green, caring company to till up the lawn and shape the
beds. What would have taken me a weekend of back-
breaking digging was done before I came home for
lunch.
I've thinned out the perennials from my other beds
and am now scouting friends' gardens, begging for con-
tributions with the promise I'll name the plant after
them.
I'm not alone. Spring is when all we farmer
wannabees get dirt under our .nails. We approach our
little plots with such resolve you'd think we were planti-
ng 600 acres.
We scour garden centres looking for the best buys and
either the latest hybrids or the heritage varieties our
grandmothers grew. We compare notes with
everyone we meet and spy on other people's
gardens to see how their onions rate.
Garden centres pop up like mushrooms on
every corner.
And you know what I like best? Knock on
wood, shopkeepers can leave their flowers,
bags of soil and hanging baskets out at night
without vandalism occurring. To me, that's the
sign of a good community where people respect
each other. But I digress.
The physical, spiritual and emotional benefits
of gardening are becoming more well known.
Schools, nursing homes and hospitals are
establishing garden plots to grow fresh produce but
more importantly provide solace from institutional life.
There's something about helping a plant grow that does
a soul good.
Gardening is the fastest growing hobby in North
America. It's not a coincidence that as our lives become
more stress -filled, a hobby is so popular that enables
people to work with their hands, think through the day's
problems, get fresh air, stretch their muscles, be cre-
ative, hear the birds sing and have some control over
the food they eat.
Here's to another go at gardening. If you've got extra
perennials and shrubs, send them my way.
KATE
MONK
KATE'S
TAKES
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