Times Advocate, 1994-02-02, Page 4Page 4 Times -Advocate, February 2, 1994
Publisher: 'Jim Beckett
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Opinion
I:I)I'I'()IZI;\I.S
OFA should reconsider
Ontario's Federation of Agricul-
ture has served this province's farming
community well over the years. It has
scrutinized Queen's Park legislation for
its effects on agriculture, it has lobbied
well for a better deal for the industry.
The Ontarians for Responsible Gov-
ernment are righ' when they sa the
OFA has been strangely quiet la ely.
The news media has noticed also.
Press releases, sometimes several a
week would arrive with the latest mis-
sive from OFA president Roger
George, usually taking the province to
task over its blunders.
The OFA has had little to say about
Bill 91, the legislation that has the pow-
er to unionize even the smallest family
farm. Does the OFA support it, or not?
The OFA opposed the Labour Rela-
tions Act for how it would affect the
family farm, so why does a similar bill
go unscrutinized.
The OFA is probably too busy count-
ing their newfound monies. Bill 42's
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requirement that all Ontario farmers
send $150 to the OFA, or to the Chris-
tian Farmers Federation of Ontario, has
meant a huge increase in membership.
In return, the government gets a survey
filled out to compile all kinds of nice
statistics about the farm community.
In effect, the OFA has become an
arms -length agency of the Ontario gov-
ernment. As it is always impolite to bite
the hand that feeds, how can the Federa-
tion continue its tradition of critiquing
every move the province makes?
If the OFA is no longer able to operate
as the lobby group it used to be, then
perhaps farmers need to think seriously
about asking for their $150 back, which
they are entitled to do under Bill 42.
Qr better yet, perhaps the OFA should
consider disbanding, the CFFO too, and
reorganize their lobbying efforts under a
-new umbrella away from the province's
lure of easy money.
It would be the honourable thing to do.
A. D. H.
Stricter than what?
he federal justice minister, in
his Friday message to the nation, an-
nounced not only would the govern-
ment be cracking down on crime, par-
ticularly for young offenders, but
Canadians could also expect stricter
gun controls.
Stricter than what? Although 86 per-
cent of Canadians believe in tougher re-
strictions ruvTiS ongun ownership, mostS�. don't
realize just how tight Those restrictions
are already. A permit is needed to pur-
chase any firearm in Canada, and a
safety training course is needed before
you can get that permit. A11 firearms
have to be kept under strict lock and
key, dictated by the government. All
handguns have to be registered, and be-
fore you can get one you have to be a
member of a shooting club, which also
requires a safety training course.
In 1992, the government extended its
list on prohibited weapons - those
which no Canadian is deemed responsi-
ble enough to own - and imposed re-
strictions on magazine capacities of
semi-automatic rifles and handguns.
All this was spurred by the Montreal
massacre, but the government stopped
short of banning the firearm used by
murderer Marc Lepine, because it was a
fairly common hunting rifle.
So how does the government impose
stricter gun controls, and why are they
doing it? The law abiding hunters and
sport shooters will have more hoops to
jump through, the criminals will still
have none.
The criminal who buys a gun under the
table in some bar won't he applying for a
permit, or taking a safety course. The
gun won't be registered with the police,
probably because it was smuggled
across the border.
The increasing use of firearms in
crimes needs to be dgalt with in the
courts, not in ParliarMnt. Canada's gun
controls are already stricter than most;
what we need are gun laws that make
the criminal who carries a gun pay dear-
ly for his crimes indeed. Mandatory
sentences are needed. Fines and slap -
on -wrist bans on firearm ownership are
a joke, and every criminal knows it.
A.D.H
Hold that thought...
By Adrian Harte
Toolbox trials and tribulations
After a long, but entertaining,
day of handyman work, I lifted
the toolbox out of the trunk and
headed indoors. I had only
gone a few steps when - snap -
the handle broke right off and
the box crashed to the floor.
Thankfully, it didn't burst
open, sparing me the fascinating
task of picking up a myriad of
little tiny screws, drill bits, and
whatever else might shoot
across the floor and roll under
the furniture.
Then it hit me, an epiphany of
sorts: I had pushed the limits of
my old battered plastic toolbox
beyond where it could go - too
many tools.
A quick trip to the hardware
store the next day brought home
its successor. Nearly twice the
size, and with a big beefy han-
dle, I figured that it was so huge
I could easily put every tool I
own into it. Somehow at that
moment I didn't realize just how
stupidly wrong I was.
Sure, my toolbox tools all
went into their new box, but
what about the two socket sets I
keep in a drawer in the kitchen?
What about the box of drill at-
tachments'? What about the
suitcase stuffed in the hack of
the closet that holds my jigsaw.
soldering iron, glue gun. and re-
lated paraphernalia? What
about the bicycle tools in the
bottom of the drawer....
When does one first come to
realize one has a problem, let's
say. a small obsession with
tools? I used to laugh about
those tool chests that roll
around on casters. Who could
ever need so many tools? 1
laugh no longer.
Every little project or repair
spurs a trip to the hardware
store to scan up and down the,
displays looking for that perfect
item to get the job done really
right. There was a time when a
pair of channel lock pliers
stuffed in a desk drawer an-
swered all of my needs. Nowa-
days, I can barely get by with
five pairs of needlenoses alone.
It's not all my fault, of course.
There once was a time when a
set of five straight blade screw-
drivers would disassemble near-
ly every kitchen appliance on
earth. Now one wouldn't even
think of tackling such a job
without every size of Robert-
son. Phillips. Torx, and alien
keys in both metric and imperial
sizes.
Yesiree, with the right tool for
the right job you can fix just
about everything. I learned that
early in life watching my dad
make all kinds of repairs on his
workbench. This was later rein-
forced when I worked for a
couple of years in a hardware
store. Because of my young
age. many customers would try
to get advice from more experi-
enced employees, not realizing I
knew exactly where every nut,
bolt, router bit. and roll of
plumbing tape sat on every
shelf.
There is no greater satisfac-
tion than saving something from
the trash because you were able
to take it apart, clean it, lubri-
cate it. and fix a broken part.
There are two golden rules
that need to be applied to any
project. however: don't take
something apart unless you're
sure you can put it back togeth-
er again, and there are some
things so broken they can't be
fixed.
Handles on toolboxes. for in-
stance.
Do you enjoy being criticized? Chances are
you don't. You probably hate it when people
rake you over the coals because the criticism
you get is destructive. Or unjust. Or unde- .
served.
I'm different. I thrive on criticism. As long as
it is constructive. Ask Elizabeth. And heaven
knows: no one criticizes me more than she
does. On an average day, she probably finds
fault with me about twenty times. That adds up
to 7,300 critical remarks a year. And I believe
the rate is increasing as I (we?) get older.
It begins in the wee hours of the morning. I
am a very quiet sleeper. But the moment my
regular breathing changes just by one tiny note,
Elizabeth wakes up and claims that 1 snore.
If I don't jump out of bed within a split sec-
ond of the alarm going off, she says that 1 am
oversleeping.
Mending my ways
Do you see what I mean? Her constructive
criticism helps me to amend my habits. Be-
cause of her "oversleeping" remarks, I try very
hard to be in the shower even before the alarm
has stopped. And I have learned to sponge
around the edge of the bathtub after every
shower, so that mildew has no chance of build-
ing up.
I provide just the right amount of assistance
to the kids in the morning, not too much (so
they don't lose their hard-earned self-reliance)
and not too little (they still need encourage-
ment). If, for example, I hand Stephanie her
lunch, I deserve Elizabeth's criticism, because
the girl will never learn to remember things on
her own.
If on the other hand 1 neglect to remind Alex
that the bus will be here in fifteen minutes, I
deserve Elizabeth's criticism because I should
know that he is having difficulty to tell the time
early in the morning. Why is it that 1 still make
so many mistakes, even though I know all these
things?
Bach and garbage
Constructive criticism is a real blessing. Last
night, while 1 sat in the living room with my
earphones on, Elizabeth asked me whether 1
felt like emptying the kitchen garbage. I an -
Criticism
swered: "No, it's Bach I'm listening to not Ber-
lioz".
"That's not even funny."
1 thanked her for her constructively critical
remark and took the garbage out.
When I came hack, she asked; "Did you
check the mousetrap in the cellar lately?" I
said: "No. but I'll check it right away". She
added: "Since you have to go down anyway,
would you mind taking these empty jars and
bringing up a jar of strawberry jam, a jar of ap-
ple jelly, and a handful of potatoes?"
There was no mouse. I stashed away the emp-
ty jars. I held the jam and the jelly in one hand
and tried to balance six or seven potatoes in the
other. Mission accomplished. Or so I thought.
Fifteen minutes later, the criticism was again
quite constructive: "When you were in the cel -1
lar, didn't you see that the light was on in the
fruit room?" I had noticed the light but hadn't
done anything about it because I was too busy
juggling jars and trying to remember all the
things I was to do. 1 guess I should have turned
the light out in the fruit room because we're all
trying to save electricity. I could have argued
that her list hadn't included checking for un-
necessary lights. But this would have been de-
structive counter -criticism on my part. 1 know
perfectly well that things like garbage. mouse-
traps. and checking the light in the fruit room
are my responsibility, and I shouldn't have to
be reminded constantly.
Yes, criticism is necessary. It keeps us on our
toes. People who don't like to be criticized
should live only with dogs (who, as George Eli-
ot said, never criticize anyone). That's George
Eliot the poet, not George Elliott who lives
over on the 8th Concession Line.
My day usually ends as it begins - with con-
structive criticism. I'm glad it does. Where
would I be if 1 never collected all those dailies
and weeklies and magazines littering the bed-
room floor? Where would I be if I never picked
up my shirts and pants and socks? Where
would I be if I would forget to set the alarm?
Why, I'd be in dreamland forever.