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Times -Advocate, March 31,1993
Publisher: Jim Beckett
News Editor: Adrian Hwte
Business Manager: Don Smith
Composition Manaiger: Deb Lord
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A bad idea
xeter councillors Tom Hum-
phreys and Dave Urlin have voiced the
opinion they should be ' compensated
with taxpayers' money. because their
health benefits are covered under alter-
native plans while other councillors
have - their benefits covered, by 'the
town.
It's a weak argument that should be
put to death as quickly as possible. For-
tunately Urlin's motion to be compen-
sated was defeated.
Hundreds of thousands of couples are
,presently working where one or the
,cher are on a benefit plan. Can you im-
ligine what would happen in the real
-world if you walked into your employ-
er's office and asked for a raise because
your spouse was already on a benefit
package while your company was pay-
ing for your co-workers' benefits?
Benefit packages are intended to make
sure families are not financially devas-
tated by large, unexpected medical
emergencies or expensive -dental servic-
es. In Canada we are fortunate that most
families are protected by a combination
of provincial health insurance and em-
ployer provided benefits.
We suggest these councillors should be
thankful they are already covered :under
other plans. To even suggest they are en-
titled to anything more is sending the
wrong message in these times of re-
straint. The only benefits our councillors
work on should be for taxpayers.
Jim Beckett
Apri! est declared a holiday
Aren't you ecstatic that we fi-
nally got that new statutory holi-
day? ,isn't it wonderful news?
I'm sure you already heard it
on radio and TV. And .lead it in
the daily papers.
Wow! We all get a day off
with double :pay on April 1st,
whether we're :employed, self-
employed. tfit ttpf.Yed,: pr just
plain Mazy. You and- I`-°tibt j{ts
the politicians -are encouraged
tweet foolish and receive a gen-
erous govemment handout for
it.
And isn't it fantastic that the
kids will be in school - without
their teachers? That way, every-
body wins. The kids will enjoy a
day without discipline and adult
interference Teachers and par-
ents will love a day off from the
kids.
Declaring April Fool's Day a
world-wide holiday was the
smartest thing the United Na-
tions has done since painting
their helmets blue. And going
along with the idea was the best
thing the Canadian parliament
has done since it gave us the
maple leaf flag. Thank you,
thank you, all your foolish
M.P.s from Lotosland to the
Rock, from Baffin Island to the
Sun Parlour! At last all Canadi-
ans can celebrate April Fools'
Day properly.
And what about this latest bit
of news? This just came over
the wire, and you may not have
heard it yet. So listen in amaze-
ment!
There will be a moratorium -
for this one day only - en all po-
litical correctness. Yes, on April
1st you may say anything, write
anything, and • broadcast any-
thing without having to worry.
Anything that comes to your
mind. Just do it. Just write it.
Peter's
:Alit
Peter Hessel
Just joke about it.
As if political correctness had
never been invented. It'll be like
in the olden days, back in the
seventies and early eighties,
when freedom of opinion and
freedom of speech were still tak-
en literally.
Since many of my younger
readers won't remember that far
back, let me paint the picture for
you. On April 1st you'll be able
to tell a joke without fear. Kiss
your spouse (sorry, I mean your
significant other) without feel-
ing guilty. Leaf through Chate-
laine Magazine without a plain
brown wrapper. Read Heming-
way without skipping all the
chauvinistic passages. Watch
the video of a John Wayne mo-
vie without making excuses.
We'll be able to laugh ata fun-
ny story without first checking
whether it's alright.iSing a song
and not leave out the first veno.
Call a man old when he's over
90. Address a woman as Mrs.
without fear of insulting her.
On April 1st (but not during
the rest of the year) you may
call me stupid instead of intel-
I-tetter to Editor
lectually challenged. You may
call a man fat instead of bur-
dened with excess adipose tis-
sue, or a woman thin instead of
inadequately muscled. Call them
both dead instead of no longer
with us.
Yes, for one day only, we will
be allowed to do all these honest
but foolish things and get away
with them. Only in jest, of
course. There will be no libel
suits, no threats or accusations,
no snide remarks, no calls for
resignation. All our foibles and
follies will be allowed, over-
looked, forgiven.
Why do 1 welcome this new
holiday? Because I am • a . fool
and proud of its I believe that hu-
mour and laughter, foolishness
and folly are essential to the hu-
man spirit. They are what sets
Homo sapiens apart from ani-
mals. No matter how many dif-
ferent notes of sound a Beluga
whale can produce, it'll neither
recite nor appreciate a poem by
Ogden Nash. And I hope I
haven't rubbed too many whale
lovers the wrong way with this
statement.
Don't get me wrong. I, too, like
whales, and elephants, and alba-
trosses, and I hope they'll never
become extinct. But I also want
humour to survive. Humour is
our most endangered attitude.
On April 1st - on this new in-
ternational holiday - let's all be
as foolish as a flummadiddle
Flinflon flunkey. Let's live in a
fool's paradise for just this one
day a year before we crawl back
to the grim and grave reality of
our serious, solemn, sulking
nineties.
Better driving, key to safe driving
Iistic? gr31 respect and caution for the
All these ide- dangers, while law enforcement
as arc inspired should concentrate on poor driv-
with the best of ' ing, not fast driving.
intentions. The Solutions to these matters are not
safety of children, 111)
simple ones. However, it's my
and pedestrians in opinion, the citizens of Lucan are
general, is always barking up the wrong tree.
important. However, we mus view Don Penninga
these ideas realistically. Huron St. Exeter
1 believe our speed Ii its are al- Editors Note: As Exeter council
ready too low. Speed does not kill. discovered last year, the province
Careless driving does. You might does not allow speed limits as low
succeed in making 'someone slow as 30 KW on public roads (ex -
down, but you can't force a careless ceps for off -ramps and the like).
motorist to pay attention to the task Consequently, council revised its
of driving and observing. decision 10 .set a 30 km zone on
So I see lower speed limits as be- Huron St. to 40 kmh, but we notice
ing of no cornequence. If Lucan's the signs have yet to appear. One
speed limit on Main St. was 30 can't help wonder if the difference
KMH, government revenues from was worth the bother. We agree
radar might increase, but safety better driving, although impossible
would not improve. to legislate, is the real key to safe -
Pedestrians must treat roads with ty.
Dear Editor:
In reponse to last weeks article
concerning the petition signed by
111 Lucan residents, to have the
speed limit lowered on their Main
St., 1 feel compelled to give my
opinion.
Not Wag ago some Exeter citi-
zens like those in Lucan, wanted
the speed limit reduced on Huron
St. west where it passes Victoria
park.
I'm sure these people do not
stand alone on this issue. In fact,
I'm certain in almost every town in
Ontario, perhaps even in all of
Canada, live people who would
lihsspeed limits reduced, in their
Mlit tOr thitit.Aiiidren. Others still
•wWllditke speed liatita reduced on
s.
11 poposted__ limit on the
401 was 40 iKNmediiui cruseo-
ver deaths • might be compleisly
eliminated. But would this be rea-
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"Men are never so likely
to'!settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it
freely."
... Thomas Macauley
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Exeter, Osten., NUM WI yy,.W. Esity fr llwils 1. Ltd.
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1.$.T. ptleetieeetti
Yes, but where's this vision?
One of the more tedious as-
pects of sitting at this desk is the
amount of mail that arrives on it
each day. Aside from letters to
the editor, much of the mail is
routine. There are countless
press .releases from government
ministries convinced they are
saving the world, replies from
opposition leaders with proof •
the ministries are failing us all,
sales pitches disguised as press !
a+eleases, and there all kinds of
other useless items like the de-
bates of the senate, form letters,
;cause of the week announce-
ments, and lengthy reports no
one would even want to read.
To get through all this junk
with the least disruption to my
day, I have to rip open each en-
velope and see if the contents
can get my attention in less than
two seconds. If not, then into
the round file.
The other day, I found an en-
velope which contained a report
from the University of Guelph
titled "Wanted: A Vision for
Agriculture". Intrigued, 1 set it
aside for further perusal - after
all, many of us would like to get
an inkling of what lies ahead for
our farm families.
Long range planning seems to
be a weakness of the North
American economy. Large cor-
porations are fixated on showing
a profit in the next quarter. The
car companies are particularly
bad at this - using rebates, re-
badging, re -packaging and what-
ever else it takes to prop up
sales of slow -selling models.
They seem to have a hard time
coming up with a clear vision of
what kind of cars they want to
be selling five years down the
road.
The Japanese, as we have
come to discover, operate differ-
ently. The VCR was invented in
America, but no American com-
panies wanted to market what
was then a clunky, overpriced,
machine that probably only re-
corded an hour or so of grainy
Hold that
thought ...
By
Adrian Harte
just reactions to pressures on ag- •
ricultural sector, and aren't a
,plan to anticipate them. When a
problem arises and fatmess•pear;
plain,- throw money at it, is tt
assumption here.
So where is the long term
plan? Where is the concept of
what Canadian agriculture will
look like 15 or 20 years from
now? What is the goal, what is
the vision?
I tum the page and find that
Guelph advocates more research
and education - I guess I should
have seen that coming. These
aren't bad things, of course, but
they don't seem to form the "vi-
sion" I was hoping to find.
One of the main points is that
without some kind of big plan
for the future, Canada may well
end up losing her self sufficien-
cy when it comes to, food pro-
duction.
Today, it almost isn't some-
thing we think about. The cold
wet summer of 1992 was a bad
year on local farms. If this was
a Third World nation we might
be in a famine situation by now,
but Canada isn't, so our super-
market shelves stay full just tilt
same. We don't know if the •
flour in the bread we buy carat
from Canadian wheat or foreign.
and what do we care?
Will the Universities and agri-
cultural colleges come up with
some plan to gradually mold the
industry into a stable, prosper-
ous way of life for those who
own the land that feeds us all?
Will the government ministries
find the answer? Better yet, if a
plan is developed, would the
various farm organizations be
able to agree on it?
My search for this "vision"
goes on. And, no doubt, so does
yours.
black and white video. No one
would make any money selling
such a thing.
But the Japanese companies
did put such clunky devices on
the market, knowing that the ex-
perience would lead to a billion
dollar industry a few years down
the road.
Can we come up with a similar
clear vision for the agricultural
economy, or will it continue to
be driven by the latest crop price
futures?
I had hoped this Guelph report
might answer some of those
questions. I did find some
alarming statistics to add to
those I already knew. Apparent-
ly, only one quarter of Canadian
farms are "globally competi-
tive", producing more than
$50,000 worth of products a
year, for a total of 75 percent of
the market. Three quarters are
smaller operations than that -
mostly relying on off -farm in-
come to support the farm life-
style.
The problem, they say, is that
government grant programs are
paid out to both types equally.
Those programs are also usually
Letter to lditor
Support group at SIHIDDHNSD
Dear Editor:
"I ask myself in constant won-
der, what do our youngpopple do
with their time? Where do they go
when they're out at night? With
unemployment high, the cash flow
must be low. How much is there to
do? And what's left over?; Any
thoughts conic to
mind?
Then I ask
myself in con-
stant wonder,
how many people
ask themselves the
same questions I
do?
We are offering a Parent Support
Group for people who wish to talk
with other people who are wonder-
ing about so many things.
Please wander to S.H.D.H.S. Li-
brary, Wednesday, March 31, it
7:30 p.m.
Hope to see you there."
Sincerely
Lyn Keyser, Exeter