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Times -Advocate, June 3, 1992
Pubilsh•r: Jim Beckett
News Editor: Adrian Harte
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More process than product
ust wagttk's editorial itt the
Waste Management 'Master
`'Alan • zsaid "a more cynical
mind *lght call it a $200,000 make-
work 'project for the Huron County
Planning:Departmen t."
That is -mot to say that it is a make-
work -project, only that some people
may be upset at the money, time. and re-
sources :spent 'on a :nearly four-year
long >pr+oject to find 'she new county
landfill site:that vt ll:eludes us.
The_accompany tg:arti&le in the sane
issue pointed .nut:that-she Master Plan
was -carried out in stccradance with
Ministry of the Environment nt regula-
tions.: Regulations which :county clerk
Nigel Bellchamber .agrees are !frustrat-
ing".
With a goal to find a :landfill site, the
project starts -by surveying residents as
to what . constraints oere to be placed .on
that site's location: One -assumes that in
desolate _areas of Northern Ontario,
there _are fewer worries .about where a
landfill may located. -If you wanted to
put a landfill somewhere in Metropoli-
tan Toronto, public concerns would
-make certification of a new landfill im-
possible.
:But in Huron County, the public's
own .constraints on where a.new dump
a & go'effec ively _ the -six
Sites selected by the .study. Also gone
are -most of the benefits of the $409,000
spent on the Waste Management Mas-
ter Plan.
Cleverly enough, the . only ones to
blame are the public, who, when aske4,
made their restrictions too tight, or so it
seems from the ministry's standpoint.
Now, as Bellchamber observes, the
only. course of action is to go back and
re-evaluate those constraints on landfill
location. If the public agrees to loosen
its restrictions, Men one assumes some
or all of those six sites may be back on
the drawing board.
For those interested in the costs asso-
ciated with the Waste Management Mas-
ter Plan, it has cost $128,371 in planning
department wages, another $181,365 for
the hired consultant, and another
$99,714 in other expenses. The MOE
funds nearly 50 percent of the cost
All however, is not lost, and as Bell -
chamber points out, a meeting scheduled
for Hensall on June 19 will be determin-
ing-wiere the process goes from - here,
with a -goal of completing the process by
mid-1993.
What can't be changed is the back-
wards approach the ministry requires of
such studies. The study still calls for a
utopian landfill site, leaving the consul-
tants to find it for them. They can't, so
you have to go back and try all over
again.
As many on county council, the waste
management oommitee, or the planning
department might agree, theiiiajr,i
guidelines place more emphasis on pro-
cess, rather than on product.
A.D.H.
First HURRI results are in!
Last week I informed my
readers that the Hessel Univer-
sal Rapid Research Institute
(HURRI) had been established,
and that this newspaper would
report the first findings as soon
as they were available. Well,
Duncan and I set to work right
away and started our very fust
experiment.
Origin of the universe
Otlr first objective was simple:
to investigate the two main theo-
ries about the origin of the uni-
verse. Our studies were prompt-
ed by a fundamental discussion.
Duncan had come home from
school with yet another pearl of
wisdom. (It costs Canadian tax-
payers ;27.45 billion a year to
dispense such knowledge.) "The
universe has been around forev-
er." Obviously the boy had been
thinking about it, and he found
the idea difficult to cope with.
"Do you believe that, Dad?"
he asked mc.
I suffer from the male answer
:,yndrome (which compels
males to find an immediate an-
swer- to -any question,-no_matier
whether they have the faintest
idea about the subject or Trot).
So I said: "Yes, I believe that
the universe has been here for a
long time."
"But forever?":
He wanted an instant commit-
ment in a matter over'6hiich sci-
entists, theologians and philoso-
phers have pondered and argued
for thousands of years.
"Let's put it this way," I tried
to wriggle myself out of this sit-
uation, "I find it just as hard to
imagine that the universe has
been here forever as to imagine
that it started with a big bang."
"I like the big bang theory a
lot more," Duncan said.
"Why?"
"Well, if something never
started. then how could it be?"
"If nothing ever existed, how
could something get started?
Peter's
Point
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Peter Hessel
From what? Where did all the
material come from?"
So we put our lab coats on and
went to work. As I told you last
week. HURRI is a state-of-the-
art but basic research facility.
There are no frills and no expen-
sive apparatus, but the walls arc
covered with Duncan's art.
The experimental design
We filled three clay pots with
earth and three identical pots
with nothing. We labelled the
full pots A, B and C, and the
_empty pots X. Mand. Z. The A -C
series represented the "Fewer
theory", the X -Z series stood for
the bigbang.
We covered the pots with sa-
ran wrap, filled out our data
sheets, and waited, while leaving
all environmental conditions as
before. There were no measura-
ble changes.
We went to the lab office and
entered our data on the comput-
er. For those interested in the te-
dious high-tech details, let me
just briefly explain that the insti-
tute's principle hardware compo-
nent is a rapidly aging Mac Pius
with an external disk drive and a
(slow and noisy) Image Writer.
For software, Duncan turns out
the graphics with MacPaint,
while I establish the text base
with Microsoft Word 4.0.
I told you last week that it is
not -the mission of this particular
research institute to perform
lengthy, time-consuming and ex-
pensive experiments. Hs task is
to come up with universal but
snappy, i.e. rapid research re-
sults. In this instance, we man-
aged to reach our -conclusion
only 45 minutes after setting up.
Our findings indicated that
pots A. B and C remained full,
and pots X, Y and Z remained
empty throughout the entire ex-
perimental period. Our painstak-
ingly meticulous evaluation indi-
cated that it is just as unlikely
for empty pots to fill up with
something than for full pots to
lose their contents. Full remains
full, and empty remains empty.
Answer to age-old questions.
Modesty prevents us from
claiming too much credit. But
we seem to have discovered the
answer to man's and woman's
two most fundamental questions:
Bow did it W part and where -ii
it all going to end?
And don't forget, we have per-
formed this service without
grants or subsidies, without any
cost to the taxpayer whatsoever.
And remember this, too: You
didn't.even have to buy the Sci-
entific American or Reader's Di-
gest to learn about it. All you
need - to keep yourself informed
about the leading edge of scien-
tific: progress -- is to renew your
subscription to this weekly
newspaper. It - along with the
other papers carrying Peter's
Point - will serve as our scientif-
ic forum.
"Men ere never so likely
to settle a question rightly
es when they discuss it
freely."
• Thomas Macauley
Published Each Wednesday Mondere 4 tel.,
Ex.ter, °Merle, NOM 1.se by J.W. E.d PithLtd.
Telephone t-8132384331
t*tssaep.
" I am not overdrawn, just a little under -deposited! "
T\ojard.-saiej1frfI4cie, not me
I was onrduty Saturday,,ao the
assignment 'was mine-,wvhieh
was probably just as well since
the temptation would have been
too great anyway-.
Yes, it was raining, but I didn't
think that it would keep too
many people away from the
Hensall Community yard sale. I
was right, it didn't. Some of
those I spoke with said the grim
weather may have even helped
the event. Families unable to
visit the beach, or trim the grass
in the yard apparently headed.to
Hensall in droves.
Not that I'm a garage sale jun-
kie, myself. Not that I would
admit to it if I was. But it's hard
to resist the charm of being able
to find a few bargains among the
things other people no longer
want.
With a community sale, its fas-
cinating to see what other peo-
ple are buying, and what people
are selling, aside from the usual
cups, plates, and odd-looking
candle holders.
One interesting antique that
appears to be hitting the tables
with surprising regularity is the
turntable. Yes, I know that
record players have been always
been prime garage sale items.
But I'm ,talltllgg about full-
fledged turntables with ,high-
quality cartridges and suspen-
sion systems. Can records be
that obsolete already?
Hold that
thought ...
By
Adrian Harte
I know I've been predicting the
demise of vinyl since the CD ar-
rived, but it's still a shock to see
a direct -drive Tedmics along
with boxes of records set out as
yesterday's news.
In other technology wars, I
saw a video game system that
was the hottest thing only two
Christmases ago, on sale in Hen-
sall. I suppose we could all see
that one coming.
Despite the rain, people
looked like they were having
fun. A good raincoat and you
could shop all day. Many sell-
ers obliged by setting up their
vores inside. their garages [now
there's a novel ideal or by string -
Letter to Editor
ing up awnings above tyles.
Although I was just there ams
spectator, the inevitable hap-
pened. Just like the Varna yard
sale when I found a grecian um
at the right price, I succumbed
to temptation and found nothing
less than a vacuum cleaner in
need of a good home.
Mindful of the fact that an old
beaten -up vacuum of mine suf-
fered an untimely death when
accidentally plugged into a 220
volt outlet, I found a likely can-
didate to take its place. Al-
though it was missing a few of
the attachments and tools, a bit
of splicing with the hose al-
lowed me to use all my old ones.
You just can't have that kind of
fun with store-bought stuff.
Hensall has the community
sale format down pat. The vil-
lage is just the right size so that
you can stroll virtually all the
streets in a couple of hours,
you're never too far away from
the excitement 'downtown with
all the food booths and face
painting.
The -real trick is going to be to
try to find someone else to cover
it next year, lest I end up with
yet another vacuum cleaner.
Editorial disputed
Dear Editor:
This is in reply to your editorial
-this week titled "A waste taxes
mer plan".
I believe there arc so many inac-
curacies one wonders whether you
researched your material. On the
previous page of your paper the ar-
ticle by Fred Groves titled, "Six
Proposed Sites for County Landfill
Rejected", gives a more accurate
view on the same subject.
The Huron County Planning De-
partment did not do the report as
you stated. If you had checked
into or attended any of the local
meetings, you would have known
that the County was following pro-
vincial guidelines (M.O.E.). The
County has a Waste Management
Committee in place, made up of
the warden, five county councillors,
plus the county engineer, planning
director, administrator and three
provincial representatives. The
Province is contributing financially
to the study.
Huron County.
after reviewing
other on-going
studies, took their1°i
own route in hiring
a project co-
ordinator who is
jointly funded by both the County
and Province. They then hired a
consultant and they were the ones
who did the study. But the exper-
tise of the County's Administrator,
Planting Director and Engineer
were also used. County councillors
have been kept well informed of
the procedure and the progress of
the study.
As your editorial states we ap-
proved this from the "wrong an-
gle". Well, we might not like the
procedure but we followed govern-
ment policy and guidelines, and
they aren't all that bad. This proce-
dure protects landowners of poten-
:tial sites and we have to prove that
Abe candidate site meets other crite-
ria such as the environment, agri-
culture, other agencies, etc.
I would hope in the future you
get your facts more accurate.
Yours truly,
Thomas Tomes, Chairman
Huron County Waste
Managemeet commit/0e