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Times -Advocate, September 18, 1991
Publisher: Jim Beckett
News Editor: Adrian Harte
Business Manager: Don Smith
Composition Manager: Deb Lord
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A price too steep
he recommendation of the
Lambton County Boundary
Application Committee that
municipal boundaries no longer define
the limits of services such as water and
sewage systems is nothing more than
political pandering.
The committee, in its desperation to
reach a compromise in which Grand
Bend would get future land for devel-
opment, but not access to fully devel-
oped township tax bases, and for the
townships to get something in return,
determined that the Grand Bend servic-
es ought to be extended to where they
are desired - outside village boundaries.
While certain services, like fire pro-
tection, ambulances, and hospitals are
offered over geographical areas, not po-
litical boundaries, other hard, perma-
nent services like water lines and sew-
ers do follow lines of taxation.
If the county, or the province, provid-
ed such things, then the story might be
different. But how is Grand Bend go-
ing to attract development to its village
if its services are available anywhere?
By 1993, the "lakeshore" community
I
will still have its small purchase on the
lake, but will have acres to develop in-
land, even though the whole point of
lakefront development is to exploit the
shoreline.
It is true that lands previously annexed
from Stephen Township have not devel-
oped as quickly as other lakefront areas,
and for obvious reasons.
So 20 years from now, Grand Bend, af-
ter having spent millions on sewage
treatment plants for the whole area, in-
side and outside its boundaries, may still
not have the arena or public recreation
facilities that the surrounding subdivi-
sions are clamoring for even today.
Diplomatically snaking Grand Bend's
future boundaries around developed are-
as is not really a solution to the village's
problems. And then giving away the
village's services to all takers only
makes matters worse.
Grand Bend may feel it has won some-
thing in its bid to annex Stephen and Bo-
sanquet Township lands, but it may find
the price of the compromise was worse
than no annexation at all.
A.D.H.
Time for a turn
f you're in a charitable mood,
you can say Exeter council's
continued attempt to put a
turning lane on Main Street at Sanders
is commendable.
If not, you can say it should have
been installed long ago.
Is it just our imagination, or has traf-
fic on Main Street increased markedly
over the past few years?
As pointed out in this space last week,
the problems of sharing a Main Street
with a highway are common to several
local communities, but it may be possi-
ble that Exeter's afternoon traffic jams
are not just the result of through -town
traffic. We have to consider that the
only way to get from the south of town
to the north is to cross the bridge on
Main Street.
And council has also managed to
make side -street travel even more un-
bearable in the past few months by add-
ing a few more four-way stops to Exet-
er's already inflated total. Main Street
is the only way to go.
But if council is to permit continued
development along the town's eastern
and western flanks, then something will
have to be done to accommodate the
traffic that will otherwise head inward to
Main Street before going north or south.
Providing the services to get new de-
velopment up and running is one thing,
but the next council should also accept
responsibility for the extra traffic that
development will generate. Better
north -south routes than just Main Street
alone will have to leave maps of future
plans and become reality, although the
prospect of building another bridge is
sobering.
But something will have to be done,
otherwise Exeter will become better
known for its traffic jams than for white
squirrels.
An advanced green light may be a step
in the right direction, but it is only the
first step to solve a problem that isn't go-
ing to go away.
A.D.H.
"Please go and shave. The
guests are going to be here any
minute," Elizabeth said, "and
don't forget to trim your mous-
tache It's drooping again."
Alexander, who is going to be
Peter's
Point
•
Peter Hessel
a teenager in February. is be-
coming ever so slightly interest-
ed in my almost daily shaving
ritual. If he takes after me, he'll
be shaving his face within a
couple of years or so, whether
he needs it or not.
He watched me while I was
applying the clippers to my
moustache.
"There, that's done."
"There's no difference at all,"
he said. "Mom's not going to be
satisfied. Go and trim it some
more."
I radically attacked the cor-
ners, just to please him.
"Now it's crooked," he said.
"You need to cut off a little
more on that side."
Ihad toagree with him. and I
cut the moustache shorter than I
had wanted to.
"Now it's too short on that
side."
I looked closely, and sure
enough, my hand had slipped. 1
tried to straighten it out, but the
result made me look like Adoh
Hitler. Or like Charlie Chaplin's
impression of The Great Dicta-
tor.
1 hate that", Alexander said
in disgust. So did I. There was
only one solution. The radical
one: major surgery. Mousta-
cihectomy.
"Men are never so likely
to settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it
freely."
... Thomas Macauley
Published Each Wadneeday Morning M 424 Main St.,
Exeter, Ontario, NOM 156 by 1.W. Eedy Publications Ltd.
To/sphere) 1.519-235-1331
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MUM "Sorry, yourpicket signs wren'1 ready yet — all my sign painters have gone on strike."
rir
So what?
Pass the sports section
What do you. think of the big
news?
Yeah, Gretzky really took a
hit.
No, not Gretzky.
Oh, Lindros. Well, I think the
NHL ought to drop him like a
hot potato.
Will you forget hockey? Don't
you read any other news?
Sorry, I guess you mean the
back to work legislation for gov-
ernment workers. Boy, that's a
hornet's nest isn't it?
Yes, I suppose, but I wasn't
talking about Canadian news at
all. I was thinking of intema-
tional events.
Oh, of course, Yugoslavia.
Yes, a real tragedy. When are
they going to get a ceasefire that
works?
I'm not talking about Yugosla-
via. What is the matter with
,everybody? I'm talking about
one of the most significant
events of our entire lifetimes
and everyone seems to be more
interested in the Jay's scores or
the Canada Cup. Doesn't any-
one realize the Communist Party
has been toppled in the Soviet
Union? That one of the most
feared ideologies has been final-
ly accepted as an "unfortunate
experiment"? The whole course
of world politics and economics
may be changed forever and no
one cares.
1 wouldn't say that no one
cares, it's Just that..well...what
can you say about it?
The Americans ought to be pa-
rading in the streets, for starters.
They've finally been able to
The Moustache
Alexander ran to tell Duncan
and Stephanie: "Come quick,
Dad has shaved off his mous-
tache!"
Duncan was frightened. He
ran to hide in his room. He re-
fused to come out until his fa-
ther retumed. The only one he
knew. The one with the mous-
tache.
1 went downstairs to face
Elizabeth. Alexander was right
behind me, feeling guilty be-
cause he was sort of responsi-
ble for it all.
Elizabeth beamed. "You look
like the man 1 married," she
said.
"Do you like it?" Alexander
asked.
Elizabeth had been bugging
me for ten years to shave it off
and to mum to what she con-
siders normal. Now she had her
will.
prove that communism is a sys-
tem doomed to failure.
No, 1 think they're probably
disappointed.
How so?
I expect the Americans always
Hold that
thought...
By
Adrian Harte
wanted to tackle the Russians
head on. For years they built up
their defenses against the great
threat, told themselves they were
morally superior, despite Com-
munism's arrogance. But in the
end, the communists just went
away. It's like getting a really
great hand in poker only to have
the other guy fold and walk
away from the table - a let
down.
No, I don't buy that. Where is
all the smug satisfaction of see-
ing democracy and capitalism
prevail? There is some of that
in the newspapers and maga-
zines, but nowhere near what
one would expect. Remember
what it was like when the Berlin
Wall came down? The whole
world was transfixed. Where
are those feelings today?
Perhaps the world is a little
fearful of how the Soviets will
adapt to a market economy.
Once their technology gets up to
standard they may show up the
rest of the capitalist world's
I had often wondered how
she would like it if I really did
shave it off. Now -I wasn't sure
whether she was happy and
hiding her feelings of esctacy
or sad and hiding her disap-
pointment. I only knew that she
was hiding something.
Any further discussion and
soul-searching was interrupted
by , the arrival of our guests.
They were too polite to blurt
out right away: "What on earth
did you do to your face?" It
was at least an hour later that
Lynn said" "You look younger
without the moustache," and
Mark added: "It suits you."
The next morning, we held an
emergency meedng of the fam-
ily council, called by Stephanie
and Duncan. The subject Dad's
moustache.
Stephanie and Duncan felt
that they had lost their Dad.
The guy replacing him was just
not good enough. They wanted
their Dad back, and the sooner
the better. Stephanie made a
motion, and Duncan seconded
it.
Elizabeth said: "I like Dad
better without his drooping
moustache."
"So do I," said Alexander. I
guess he had to justify his ac-
tion. After all, he had practical-
ly made me do it.
"Wednesday have a 50-50
split," I noted, "and I guess it'll
be up to me whether I grow the
thing back or not."
"If you don't grow it back
right away, 111 leave home,"
Stephanie threatened.
"Good!" Alexander shouted.
"I91 go with her," Duncan
said.
1 might leave if Dad grows it
back," Elizabeth said, escalating
faults. For a few decades they
may be happy to make an honest
product at an honest price.
Maybe Europe and North Amer-
ica are a little worried we may
end up looking like exploitive
greedheads in comparision.
We'd be the bad guys.
Nice theories, but how come
we're the only ones discussing
this subject.? Everyone else in
the coffee shops are discussing
the postal strike and the pennant
race.
Maybe that's more important
after all?
I can't believe that. All my life
I always thought the Berlin Wall
was a permanent structure that
would outlive me, but in '89 it
was broken up into souvenirs for
tourists. Even then I thought the
world was still divided into capi-
talists and communists - us and
them - and now that's all gone
and changed. It's all so fast my
head is spinning, and no one
else seems to notice.
Yes, it is surprising.
Is that all you can say?
Well, I'm reminded of a song
on one of my compact discs. It's
quite clever really, the music be-
gins and a woman sings out a
few seconds of empassioned lyr-
ics, spinning a tale of woe.
Then she stops and the music
continues for several minutes.
You listen throughout the whole
song, expecting the voice to
come back and finish the story,
but it doesn't. You realize as the
music fades, that right from the
beginning, there was never any-
thing more to say.
the Crisis.
"What exactly is it you don't
like?" I asked Stephanie.
"Without the moustache, your
nose looks bigger than your
mouth."
I went to the bathroom mirror.
She was right. My upper lip
seemed insignificant.
"I wonder how much it would
cost to get silicone injections
into the lips?" I asked. I know '
they did wonders for Julia Rob-
erts (Pretty Woman). But then I
remembered my low pain
threshold, and I decided that
t
growing it back would be less
agony.
We put the motion to the vote,
and I supported it. In a couple •
of weeks the situation will be be
as before. The twins will accept
me again. Elizabeth will grum-
ble again. And I won't have to
ge a new photo for Peter's Point. ,