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Publisher: Jim Beckett
News Editor: Arian Harte
Business Manager: Don Smith
Composition Manager: Ds) Lord
Second Class Mail Registration Number 0386
SUB5CRIPTIQf RATE: CANADA
Within 40 miles (65 km.) addressed
to non litter carder addresses $30.00 plus $2.10 G.S.T.
Cathode 40 miles (85 km.) or any latter canter address
$30.00 pies $30.00 postage (total $80.00) plus $4.20 G.S.T.
Outside Canada $88.00
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Into the union's hands
anada Post's recent moves to
centralize postal sorting have
delivered rural residents more
than ever into the hands of the Canadi-
an Union of Postal Workers.
It used to be that while local residents
worried about a postal strike, they often
were little effected at the local level, by
the strike. Most post offices locally are
run by members of the Postmasters As-
sociation and as such weren't part of
strike action.
But ironically, Canada Post's reorgan-
ization has hit hard at the members of
the Postmasters Association, which has
never gone on strike in its history,
while delivering the work local people
used to do into the hands of large cen-
tral post offices in Kitchener and Lon-
don. Where local mail used to be sorted
locally and taken in a fairly direct route
to other post offices in the area, now all
mail going beyond the local post office
must go through a large, unionized cen-
tre. With the privatizing of some post of-
fices, even local sorting may be done in
a nearby, larger, unionized postal facili-
ty•
Rural people get a double slam from
the current policy: we lost local jobs to
the cities, and we get delivered into the
hands of the CUPW whenever its frus-
trations with the post office boil over
into a strike.
From the Blyth Citizen
Barbecues Part 1
I want you to know that I am a
fairly flexible and reasonable
guy, willing to change his views
in the face of new evidence. To
demonstrate this, I present an-
other mini-series. Part I I wrote
more than five years ago, when
I considered gas barbecues as
useful as an electric toothbrush.
part 2 will follow next week.
No gas for me
The word "barbecue" comes
to us from the Creole language.
A barbacoa was a framework of
sticks set on posts, a contraption
with which the people of the
West Indies roasted whole pigs -
and who knows what (or whom)
else.
For us, the barbecue has be-
come a symbol of leisurely sum-
mer living. Like the dandelion,
it has spread from the suburbs
right across the countryside un-
til it has reached even the remot-
est valley or hilltop.
In its latest form, the gas bar-
becue, it is now also big busi-
ness and is pumping millions of
dollars into our economy.
I was at a friend's place the
other day. These people live in a
tar paper shack propped up by a
tree on one side and a retaining
wall of angelstone on the other.
They don't have a car. They
own one of the last outhouses in
the country still in working or-
der. They haul their drinking
water from a well with a bucket
on a chain. But they do their
hotdogs on a 3-bumer, $600 gas
barbecue with deluxe cast-iron
grids and fancy redwood
shelves. Its working area, they
tell me with a gleam in their
eyes, has 550 square inches or
3,548 square centimeters. Im-
pressive? To some.
When I was growing up, hav-
ing a radio was a status symbol.
In the 50s it was a TV, in the
60s a colour TV. Now gas bar-
becues are the cat's meow.
I'm a notorious status symbol
resister. I didn't get colour TV
until the 80s, and we only
caved in to VCR last year. I
-Peter's
and time to bring to a warm
glow. Standing over my little
grill, watching the coals turn
from black to white with red,
orange and purple tongues lick-
ing up, sniffing and unmistaka-
ble smoke, is an experience I
don't want to miss. I don't care
Point how fast a gas barbecue works.
When I'm the chef, I'm in no
• hurry.
I like to imagine how my
charcoal is created. By artisans.
By husky Canadian lumberjacks
in plaid shirts, swinging broad
Peter Hessel
•
will fight against having to buy
a gas barbecue until Canadian
Tire and Home Hardware no
longer carry real barbecues -
those that work with charcoal.
My present model is now
four years old. It cost $12.99
and has cooked perhaps 100 to
120 meals. My charcoal con-
sumption during that period
was probably around 80 or 90
dollars. So my total cost per
meal is well under a dollar.
But the pleasure I get out of
messing around with the real
thing cannot be measured in
dollars and cents. To me, gas is
an artificial, nktsterious and_
-dangerous substance. I know,
you gas addicts will tell me that
propane gas is of organic ori-
gin. But it's made of disgusting
stuff; manure, garbage. And
you cook food on itl No, I
could never develop a close re-
lationship with a propane gas
tank or a spark igniter.
What are those "natural lava
rocks" that imitate "real barbe-
cue flavour?" Why go digging
for lava on the slopes of Mount
Vesuvius, when the Canadian
forest is full of healthy hard-
wood, the stuff that honest to
goodness charcoal is made of?
I am proud to cook my steaks
or burgers over genuine char-
coal that requires skill to light
Letter to Editor
axes and pulling double -handed
tree saws. They chop down se-
lected oaks and hickories. The
woods echo from their blows
and their rustic songs. They
build their kilns or piles accord-
ing to ancient tradition, and
when the charcoal is ready, they ,
fill it into paper sacks made of
Canadian pulp. Everything
about this product is whole-
some, appealing, even romantic.
You can have your model S-
600 with the 30,000 BTU bum-
ers, the upfront dual controls,
the heat indicator and the fold-
away chrome -plated shelf area.
I'll take what I've got. I think
_TIL_.drive into town right now
and buy another three "econo-
my barbecues" - now $14.99 -
before they disappear altogether
like spinning wheels or ice box-
es. I'll put two in the shed and
save them for the time when my
present barbecue is worn out.
They should last me for the rest
of my barbecuing days. The
third one Ill keep in the original
box and preserve it for posteri-
ty, together with a bag of char-
coal. After my death, these are
to be donated to the Canadian
Museum of Civilization.
In the meantime, if you hap-
pen to pass our place when I'm
doing a barbecue, you're wel-
come to stop and have a Miff of
the real thing.--
Letter
hing.-
Reader goes without post office.
Dear Sir:
I have a great deal of difficulty
understanding why all this fuss is
being made of such a useless or-
ganization such as Canada Post
Corporation which I have abso-
lutely no use for.
1 don't use the Post Office be-
cause it cannot provide a service
to me during the hours I want and
I believe many other people can
relate to this. I live in Exeter and
work out of town. When I get
home the Post Office is closed and
on Saturdays the Past Office is
closed. I have learned to do with-
out their service and would en-
courage other people in my situa-
tion to do the same. What use is it
tome? I pay my bills at the bank
and correspond with my daughters
by telephone or by a courier ser-
vice. The only
time I need to
buy stamps
(which I can get )
from a variety
store) is when I
write to my family
in England and then I begrudge the
80 cents and wish there was an al-
ternate enterprise 1 could use. Talk-
ing of England, now here are some
people who work hard in their post-
al system and deserve recognition -
two mail deliveries a day, one on
Saturdays, and convenient shop-
ping hours.
What is wrong with Canada
Post? You figure it out. I don't
blame the union completely, 1
blame management totally. Thera
are too many high paid manage-
ment jobs sucking the viability of
of Canada Post. Postal workers re-
sorting to violence on the picket
line isn't the answer either. Its an
embarrassment to Canada. In my
opinion the solution is to terminate
everyone and privatize the postal
system to make way for free enter-
prise. I would really like to visit
and conduct business in a "Post Of-
fice" during hours convenient to
me. It's something 1 could write
home about!
Yours very truly
J. James
"Men are never so likely
to settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it
freely."
... Thomas Macauley
Published Eacb Wednesday Mornkag at 424 Mate St.,
Exeter, Oatarlo, NOM 134 by J.W. Eady Publications Ltd.
Telepbaie 1-519-235-1881
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"Just six months old and already you're hopelessly in debt."
Canada, proud at number two
I once knew a woman who
wanted to sell her house. It was
a big house and it might be hard
to sell, so she decided to enlist
the services of the best real es-
tate agent in the city. This agent
was the top seller and agreed to
list the home.
Also I suspect the woman con-
sidered her house to be a special
property and enjoyed having the
prestigious agent's sign staked
on her lawn.
Within a few days a potential
buyer was trotted out to see the
place and an offer was made -
an offer far below what the
agent claimed it would fetch.
However, the agent advised the
seller to accept the low price and
did not bring any more clients
around.
Apparently, the top agent was
more interested in making deals
on multi-million dollar proper-
ties than mere $2Q0,000 homes.
The difference in the commis-
sion between ffie m et via ire
and the low offer was not
enough incentive to make the
agent try any harder for the
client. This top seller preferred
quick sales to good sales.
I always thought there was a
lesson to be learned there.
Number one isn't always the
best, and maybe number two
really does try harder.
Only a few weeks ago I spot-
ted an advertisement in Ma -
cleans that said Canada ranked
number two among the best
places in the world to live. One
assumes the United States came
to mind first. But is there a vir-
tue to be found in being number
two? Do we, as Canadians, ex-
amine our lives, wondering if
we measure up? Do we argue
Hold that
thought...
By
Adrian Harte
about Free Trade, Quebec, bilin-
gualism, cross-border shopping
and NATO, while Americans
munch on potato chips while
watching Roseanne and assum-
ing George Bush has everything
under control?
Keith Roulston, in last week's
issue of the Blyth Citizen was
suggesting we might actually works, one of the poorest educa-
en y the SoYiet_Union's sense of tion systems in the western
purpose, now that they have to world, and a whole host of
rebuild their nation and will get 1 crime statistics. Otherwise, it's
a chance to realize the goals still the best place in the world
they only used to dream about. to live.
I'd have to agree with Roulston
on that one. Even we Canadians
look pale in that comparison.
The Russians strive for freedom
and democracy, we whine about
cheap prices over the border.
It all depends how you look at
it. The other day I was listening
to someone complain that four
people could eat like kings on
$40 In the States, but you'd pay
more than twice that up here.
But, I argued, is it not better
that way? Maybe Americans
feel a little envious of rich Cana-
dians throwing their money
around in their restaurants. We
can travel to the States and feel
wealthy, or go to Europe and
feel impoverished. An Ameri-
can used to buying $29.95 shoes
would probably shake his head
ata pair of $160 loafers in a Ca-
nadian shop window, much in
the same way we feel out of our
depth looking at $750 shoes in
Paris.
If it were true that Americans,
with their lower taxes and
cheaper prices, all had Lincolns
and six -bedroom homes, we
might have reason to feel envi-
ous; but they don't. They don't
seem to live much differently
than we do. What they do have
is a line-up of the worst TV sit-
coms ever conceived by the net -
Letter to Editor
I worry that the U.S. from be-
ing number one for so long, has
lost some of its vitality, much in
the way Britain lost its will to
live decades ago, which explains
why I live here now.
No, the more I think about it,
the more convinced I am that all
our complaining and navel gaz-
ing puts us in a better position.
Number two probably does try
harder.
Youth attacks cause concern
Dear Editor:
Today I am looking at what I be-
lieved to be a safe, peaceful com-
munity and am alarmed by what I
sec.
A very dear friend of mine has
been immorally, viciously attacked
three times within two years by ad-
olescent boys. She has been
robbed, run down by youngsters on
bicycles, these young men have ex-
posed themselves to her and pelted
her with rocks.
We all know who these adoles-
cent boys are. They are the ones
skate boarding on the streets long
after dark, yelling profanities,
torching abandoned trailers, de-
stroying peoples' Christmas deco-
rations, harassing physically and
developmentally challenged indi-
viduals etc., etc. Where are these
young people's morals, their ethics,
their values? What are the mean-
ings of these apparently meaning-
less acts? Professionals say that
these acts are rational, goal orien-
tated, and full of coded
meanings.
These adoles-
cents acts are
the end product
of a series of
events in which
the family rejects the
child which triggers a consistent
and logical transition in the child.
Statistics support the hypothesis
that most delinquent children feel
total and brutal rejection from at
least one of his or her parents. This
child struggling with feelings of
worthleaaness tums to participation
in degrading and self distructive
acts, or turns his rage on any con-
venient object or person. Act is
piled upon bizarre acts speed-up
the cycle of alienation between
these adolescents and society. How
many of us have looked down our
noses at these adolescents?
Are they to blame? Where are
the parents of these troubled indi-
viduals? Are they too self orientat-
ed to recognize the volcanos erupt-
ing in their homes? Disfunctional
families breed disfunctional chil-
dren. Fortunately the Exeter Town
Police are supporting my friend
and charges will be laid, is that
enough? Too bad we couldn't
charge the parents.
Unfortunately I can't sign my
name as it has been brought to my
attention that a woman spoke her
mind to theme youngsters one night
and found profanity written in the
dust of her car the next day. Scary!
Editors note: While the identity
of the author of this letter is blown
to us, we have withheld her name
at her request for the reasons list-
ed above.