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Anti -monarchy decision
Whether or not Canadians feel
that H,er Majesty Queen Eliza-
beth II should play more than
a symbolic role as Queen of Canada,
there is no disputing the fact that she is
legally and constitutionally' Canada's
head of state.
Ignoring tI15 historical precedent, our
heritage, ;a, ,the legal and constitution-
al place of the_ ttldnarchy in our nation,
the recent move by the New Democrat
Party to remove the name of the Queen
from the traditional oath of allegiance
for police officers, not only shows a to-
tal disregard, for the feelings of loyal
Canadians, but is quite dangerous in a
number of ways.
When a politician is elected to a legis-
lature, he or she serves at the sufferance
of .the Crown. When a police officer
lays a charge against a criminal, it is
done in the name of the Crown. All of
the institutions that govern our country
do so on behalf of the Crown.
What is particularly infuriating is that
the provincial cabinet met behind closed
doors and issued this order to Ontario's
police forces prior to informing the pub-
lic or their representatives in the Provin-
cial Legislature. There was , no debate,
and no opportunity for the public to
have input until the regulation was al-
ready in place.
The Queen is our most enduring sym-
bol of national unity and identity. To
eliminate her can only result in the nega-
tive.
Should Bob Rae get away with thumb-
ing his nose at the proper role of the
monarchy in our system of justice? or in
our Canadian way of life in general?
Huron Expositor
Baseball cards
Let me tell you first of all that
I'm probably the world's least
qualified person to write about
baseball. The things I don't
know about baseball (and don't
ever want to know as long as 1
live) would fill a library.
Nevertheless I respect Alexan-
der's and Duncan's enthusiasm
for the game. And I would de-
fend their right to watch base-
ball on TV or in a ball park, and
to play ball themselves to their
little heart's content.
What I'm frustrated about is
the sudden fad to collect base-
ball cards. It's madness, isn't it?
I know that collecting is fun.
I've spent lots of time building
up collections of my own.
When I was a kid, I had peri-
ods when I spent all my allow-
ance on postage stamps. For
every birthday and Christmas
people would give me nothing
but stamps and albums and cata-
logues and other accessories. It
took me 20 years- to discover
that my prized collection was
worthless. That no dealer or
anyone else would give an
amount of money for it that
would come even close to what
I paid. Well, at least I learned
something about exotic coun-
tries. But my investment in
money and time was staggering.
Later, I collected different
stuff. Books and stamps and an-
tiques and pictures and what
have you. Some of these collec-
tions tumed out to be more use-
ful than others. All my collec-
tions had one thing in common,
though: they were more or less
spontaneous.
It was about six months ago
that I first heard of baseball
cards. I didn't pay too much at-
tention in the beginning. Kids
will pick up one habit or an-
other. They'll skip rope for a
few weeks, and then tum to
shooting marbles. They'll flS a
kite or make paper airplanes.
These fads come and go, and
they're all wholesome.
But the baseball cards didn't
go away. They began to show
up on the kitchen counter, on
the bathroom floor, on dresser
tops, in lunch boxes and in the
car.
I first clued in that something
was afoot when saw a store
specializing in "Sports cards".
Peter's
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Peter Resod
A whole store full of little
packs and loose cards, some at
outrageous prices.
"What is it with baseball
cards all of a sudden?" I asked
the boys (Stephanie hasn't been
bitten by the bug).
Then one day, I heard these
bldod-curdling screams in Dun -
can's room. I raced up to the
second floor, taking two steps
at a time. I expected a broken
ann or worse. But they turned
out to be screams of joy.
Duncan had found a baseball
card that was worth "a lot of
money", and he was still jump-
ing up and down, making the
chandelier in the dining mom
below swing and rattle.
I examined the card. No, it
wasn't 50 years old. It had
come straight out of a brand-
new pack that he had bought
for two bucks. It showed a pic-
ture of a baseball player whose
name I can't remember (the
only name I can remember is
Babe Ruth, and I think he's
been dead for a long time). At
the top of the picture it said "5
of 9".
"What's the big deal?" I
asked.
"Don't you know anything?"
Duncan shouted, too excited to
explain. Alexander filjed me
in: "This card is worth a for-
tune, Dad!"
"How do you know?"
"Everybody knows. 1t says .
right here: 5 of 9. It means that
only nine cards like this were
printed, and Duncan has one of
them. He can get a lot of money
for it, probably thousands of
dollars."
"I'm not so sure," I said.
"'There must be a catch. They
probably print millions of these,
cards, an sell them to kids all
over North America."
I just knew that Duncan
would be disappointed. Right
now, he was angry with me be-
cause I doubted his good for-
tune.
Next day I went to a smoke -
shop in town where they sell
about ten different kinds of
baseball cards.
I took the owner aside and
said: "Tell me the secret of
these cards. What goes?"
"They're a big scam", he said.
"But I've got to sell them. Eve-
rybody does. There is good
money in them. And the dealers
use high pressure to get their
products distributed. They even
tell us to hold back some of the
packs, to create artificial scarce-
ty,"
"What would you pay for a
card that says "5 of 9" on it?"
and I showed'him Duncan's pre-
cious find.
He laughed: "Not even a pen-
ny. They're printed in huge edi-
tions."
Well, I'm just a columnist, not
an investigative reporter. But if
I worked for a big-time paper or
television network, I think I
would do an indepth piece on
the baseball card racket.
I'd ask questions such as
"Who is behind It? How are
these cards marketed and
pushed? Who profits? Are all
the tactics perfectly legal? Ethi-
cal?"
But my friend in the smoke -
shop wamed me: "Be careful!
Don't cross these people!"
Why not? I wonder what
would happen if I did? Sugges-
tions, anyone?
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An apple for teacher
I was invited to Precious
Blood School last Wednesday to
be a part of their writer's work-
shop. Although I do indeed
int my living as a writer, I
w immediately aware that I
was quite different from the oth-
er guests of the workshop: I do
not live with the fascinating
world of fiction and am usually
constrained to the more serious
world of journalism, at least as it
applies to community newspa-
pers.
Still, I relished the idea of be-
ing able to offer three class-
rooms of students a glimpse of
the workings of the news media.
Instead of telling how we write
our articles, I decided to explain
what makes those articles what
they are and why they appear on
these pages. That's not as obvi-
ous as it sounds - in fact, it's
something we debate nearly eve-
ry week. What is news and
where doa'it go?
The grade seven -eight class
began to regard me with some
suspicion when they realized I
tricked them into choosing a
nearly worthless story for front
page. I had presented them with
two fictional, but plausible news
items and asked them to select
the most newsworthy. Through
the use of sensationalized word-
ing and carefully chosen quota-
tions, I had made a non -story
look like front page news. The
other article was of more impor-
tance, but I had deliberately
made it dull and uninteresting
through lackluster sentences and
overbearing statistics. When I
showed the class the same sto-
ries written in more appropriate
styles, they saw my deception,
but I hope my point was made.
The grade five -six class
seemed intrigued by the way a
newspaper can alter the percep-
tion of an article's importance
just by changing heading sizes
and column width, even thought'
the copy remains the same. And
the grade three-four class came
up with more kinds of news they
expected to find in a paper than
the other two classes put togeth-
Hold that
thought...
By
Adrian Harte
er. But still, I found it comfort-
ing to see nine and ten year olds,
in this video -based age, showing
a good understanding of the
print media.
One of the other interesting
points of the day was that I had
the chance to speak with some
of the other speakers - one of .
which told me that he thought it
possible that schools actually
spent too much time teaching
writing skills. The gentleman
explained that he considered the
emphasis on writing in schools
tot? high for the percentage of
people required to do little if any
writing in the workplace.
Wow, this had never occurred
to me, I thought. Could it be
possible we should be teaching
our children something other
than the basic skills of commu-
nication? No, I doubt it very
much.
With reading and writing be-
ing both sides of the same coin,
I see them as the first and last
items on the education agenda,
with all other subjects in be-
tween. People who can clearly
express their ideas on a sheet of
paper always have an advantage
in the business 'world over those
who can't. Brilliant people who
have poor writing skills will not
survive three months at universi-
ty; that's just the way it is.
Letter to Editor
And even if one does land a
good job where reading and
writing are superfluous skills,
there is still the point made by
Robin Williams- in Dead Poets
Society, that even after we know
enough to make a living, we
must also know how to enjoy
that life.
Communication skills lead to
an understanding of culture.
They let us see that Amadeus is
a better movie than Delta Force
2, despite a lower body count;
that there are more powerful
struggles of good and evil in
Macbeth than in WWF wres-
tling.
I know it's a little naive, but I
honestly believe that if more
people came out of school able
to grasp as little as ten percent
of Shakespeare's brilliance, sym-
pathize with the troubled, self -
deprecating characters of John
LeCarrt, or realize that there is
more to poetry than rhyming -
couplet doggerel, then the world
would be a better place.
In fact, I'd even settle for more
people who are able to better in-
terpret what they see and read in
the news media - to see through
unbiased articles to who is right
and who is full of it.
No it won't save the environ-
ment, or make the third world
prosperous, but I'm sure that a
higher awareness of Canadian
culture and values would go a
long way to soothing our nation-
al unrest: Too many of us can't
understand why Canada isn't as
it is portrayed on the American
sitcoms we watch - log cabins
snowed -in in the forest.
The Precious Blood students
presented me with a marble ap-
ple paperweight for being a
guest speaker. It looks great sit-
ting on the desk here, but I hope
1 was able to leave something
valuable behind, even if 1 could
only be teacher for a day.
Quallty entertainment
Dear Sir.
I truly feel that thisear's
S.H.D.H.S. production of "Fame"
deserves special recognition for
the superb and polished manner in
which it was performed. The fact
that my daughter was in the cast
does perhaps make me a little
biased - (well, a iott) but I enjoyed
it tremendously all
went!
Very seldom
can one experi-
ence such a
high calibre of
entertainment for
$5.00. The quality
of the acting, sing -
three times I ing, &Icing, and the coordination
of the entire show, was most im-
pressive. We have some very tal-
ented teachers and student at South
Huron. "Bravo" to ali of you! You
should be really proud of your-
selves.
Sincerely.
Angela