Times Advocate, 1989-12-13, Page 4v.
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Times -Advocate, December 13, 1989
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Not so fres
t appears to be getting close to
the time when opponents of
the Free Trade Deal will be
able to -say, "We told you so."
The main reason for discontent with
Free Trade policies is the increasing
number of jobs being lost in this coun-
try. .
Only Friday, 75 workers at a plant in
Whitby were told their positions were
being eliminated in a transfer of their
manufacturing facilities to south of the
border.
_.Before we hear that most of this dis-
content comes from opposition MP'sand
their supporters, don't believe it. It has
filtered into the government side of the
house and at a fairly high level.
After Deputy Prime Minister Dan Ma-
zankowski spoke in Calgary a few
weeks ago, a newspaper headline ap-
peared saying, "Mazankowski accuses
U.S. of trade harassment."
He was complaining about wrong, un-
fair and hypocritical U.S. trade policies.
The first thought that comes to mind is
that Mazankowksi was misunderstood
by reporters. Not so. Following are two
paragraphs of direct quotes.
"Business is business, and if that's the
way they conduct their business, I guess
we will have to do likewise."
"Rather than harmony we're being sub-
jected to harassment and it's timely and
necessary to remind our American
friends of the spirit within which the
free trade agreement was negotiated."
The first comment to the above would
be, sounds a lot like retaliation. To the
adage of "all is fair in love and war"
could be added free trade.
Whether or not free trade is completely
responsible, there are a lot of trade irri-
tants between the two countries.
The U.S. sharply increased import du-
ties on Canadian made steel rails and put
an eight cents per kilogram duty on Ca-
nadian ham, bacon and other pork prod-
ucts.
The retaliatory moves have already
started. When the U.S. levied a tax on
oil imports, Ottawa reacted by asking in-
ternational approval of higher tariffs on
more than 30 products, including wine,
cigarette paper and lottery tickets.
Free trade hasn't had much influence in
stopping the continuing decline in Cana-
da's trade surplus with our friends to the
south. •
In the first nine months of 1989, Cana-
da had a surplus of exports over imports
of $8 billion. That may sound great, but
the surplus for the same period a year
earlier was $9.9 billion.
It gets worse. In comparable time
frames in 1986 and 1987, the surplus
figures were $13.2 billion and about $15
billion in 1985.
Something must be done to stop this
trend in export surplus or we could face
our first merchandise trade deficit since
1974. By Ross Haugh
Seeing the lights)
When I was a kid, we used to
light some candles for advent.
For Christmas, we had a natural
spruce tree with real candles.
I remember first hearing of
electric outdoor Christmas lights
back in the early 50s. Friends
had- just been to the United
States. "You should see what
some Americans do before
Christmas. They decorate the
outside of their houses with co-
loured lights. It looks fabulous."
Soon after, thc custom caught
on in Canada. Outdoor Christ-
mas lights have been big busi-
ness for close to 40 years. There
was a short interruption during
the "energy crisis" of the early
70s, when people decided to
save electricity. But the lights
have come back, and in many
places they are now more spec-
tacular then ever.
We started out with modest
garlands of light around our
front entrance and the garage
door. Then we hung a timid
string or two over some cedar
trees.
One year, the suggestion was
made: "Why don't we light up
the gable of thc house? It can be
seen from far away." Good idea.
So I hired a teenager to put up
coloured lights that followed the
outline of the gable, with a
smaller inverted "V" under-
neath. It looked like two huge
Christmas trees. An impressive
show. More was to come.
"How about decorating the
big spruce tree with lights?"
This tree is 20 m (65 feet) tall.
I'm not very good at mental
arithmetic, and I had no idea •
that it would require40 strings
of lights at a cost of $25 each.
Plus the cost of the contractor
who had to circle the tree with a
"cherry picker" to install the
lights, and then again to remove
them.
Last year, the family wanted
something new, something im-
aginative. So 1 surprised them. I
hired a crew to hide the entire
house under a gigantic web of
lights. The place was flashing
and sparkling like a miniature
Las Vegas. The lights were so
bright that a small plane attempt-
ed to land in the driveway. The
pilot had mistaken it for the run-
way of our municipal airport.
We also set up Santas and
elves made of original card-
board, an entire reindeer herd fa-
shioened from real styrofoam,
and a community of little Smurfs
molded from genuine plastic.
"I've heard business people
say: "If you don't grow, you go
under." It's the same with out-
door Christmas lights. This fall,
we couldn't just put out what we
had last year. What would the
neighbours think? And I
couldn't come up with anything
bigger and better. We have
reached our limits of growth.
So this year, I'm doing some-
thing so unusual, so bold, so
daring that I think it'll be the talk
of the township. How's this for
imagination?
Nothing outdoors at all. In
each kitchen window a small
candle. Basic white for maxi-
mum effect. We light them at
sunset and put them out when
we go td bcG.
We call them our Light of
Hope, our Light of Peace, and
our Light of Love.
NOTE: Peter Hessel's book entitled
"PETER'S POINT" will be available
shortly. For an autographed copy, send a
S20 cheque or money order payable to
Kichesippi Books, RR 3, Arnprior, Ont.
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Thanks
Dear Sir:
On behalf of Ailsa Craig, McGillivray and East
Williams townships, thanks for the space in your
esteemed publication you have made available for
our press releases during the past year.
Thanks to you and some other good-hearted
weekly newspaper editors our Great Ailsa Craig -
Port Elgin Pumpkin Challenge was a success...and
it in turn helped the Ailsa Craig Recreation Centre
fund drive.
Attached arc a couple more press releases relating
to the fund 1 hope you may be able to use. The fund
is slowly climbing and well soon be in a position to
let you and your readers know how well it's doing.
Thanks again for helping us to help our communi-
ty.
Best wishes,
Qruce Fraser,
Serving South Huron, North Middlesex
& North Lambton Since 1873
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We can certainly verify that
time flies. The seven weeks we
were away from work for sur-
gery certainly passed in a hurry.
This may not be believed, but
it's great to be back to work.
Will miss a lot of game shows
and the nightly episode of Mur-
der She Wrote.
Getting back to work late in
the Christmas season has at least'
one advantage. We have missed
most of the yule season ban-
quets which we are usually in-
vited to. Helps make the daily
step on the- scales a little easier.
For the scales, that is.
We would like to thank all of
those who were so thoughtful in
remembering us with cards,
treats and phone calls while on
the recovery list. They were
very much appreciated. An extra
special thanks to our editorial
staff cohorts in doing a great job
in keeping the show on the road.
Each year we hear people say
that Christmas seems to be com-
ing earlier every year.
Almost any youngster will tell
you Santa Claus is a pretty relia-
ble fellow, sliding down chim-
neys on the same evening year
after year. But, this was not the
case in 1752 when Christmas
came 10 days early.
The explanation for Santa's
early appearance that year can
be traced back to 45 BC when
Julius Caesar introduced one of
the most important standards the
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world has ever seen, the Julian
Calendar.
Unfortunately, the Egyptian
astronomer hired by Caesar to
calculate the length of the year
did not come up with an entirely
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accurate estimate. .
Because' of this, the calendar
fell behind by a fraction of a day
every year. In 1581, Pope Greg-
ory XIII decided to tum the cal-
endar forward to make up for
the discrepancy. For that year
only, he decreed, the day follow-
ing October 4 would be October
15. He also modified the system
of leap years to keep the calen-
dar on track from then on.
Catholic countries complied
with the decree immediately.
Other nations, including Britain
and its American colonies, did
not make the change until 1752,
bringing the holiday season 10
days early that year.
Today we can count on celeb-
raating Christmas at the same
time every December thanks to
the people who developed and
perfected one of our most valu- ,
able time -keeping standards.
But, in many other areas of hu-
man endeavour, the job of devel-
oping standards that -improve' the
quality of life isn't finished.
In this regard, if you would
like to learn more about modem
standardization efforts , write to
the Standards Council of Canada
for a copy of the publication
Standards and Certification:
What's in it for me. The address
is 350 Sparks street, Suite 1200,
Ottawa, Ontario, K I P 6N7.
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Stephen township council held
their annual appreciation night
Friday for employees and those
who serve on the many boards
and committees.
One who should be especially
appreciated wasn't there. Why?
He was out doing exactly what
the dinner was all about.
About an hour before the din-
ner was to get underway, the
pipeline carrying water from
Lake Huron to most of the town-
ship sprung a leak.
Road superintendent Eric
Finkbeiner is also in charge of
the water system. While most of
his colleagues were having din-
ner, Finkbciner was solving the
water problem. Incidentally he
didn't finish that chore until 9.30
the next morning.
Thought for the Week: Closed
minds are curious things. While
nothing gets into them, the
strangest things come out.
Acting stupid
I think a new award should be
added to the well-known list:
Oscar, Emmy, Gemini, Juno,
Tony et al. Mine would be the
"Ezirp", or "prize" spelled back-
ward.
The Ezirp would be awarded
for acting. Stupid, that is.
The successful nominee
would be entitled to a free brain
transplant. Obviously, any other
grey matter would be of mdre
benefit to the Ezirp winner than -
what that person already carries
around above the neck.
As originator, I aqi eligible for
an Ezirp nomination. Two
weeks ago, I came down our un:
carpeted stairs in my stocking
feet. At least, I came down
most of the stairs that way. Un-
fortunately, I slipped, fell, and
smashed my left arm against un-
yielding wood.
Nothing was broken, but my
wrist was badly wrenched and
bruised. I've been wearing a
tensor bandage and a sling ever
since.
Before I had my accident, I
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did not appreciate how many
tasks require two hands working
together - driving a car, taking
the top off a jar, washing and
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curling my hair, and dressing
myself. Especially dressing my-
self.
Don has been exceptionally
helpful. However, the first time
he fastened my bra, he just
about sent me through the roof
with his cold hands. The next
time, he held cycrything about
five inches away, did up the
hooks and let go. This was no
improvement, believe me.
Don has prepared all the
meals, done all the laundry, all
the clearing up and dishes, and
opened and closed the garage
door. He has been constantly on
call when I ensconce myself in
my favourite chair, then call for
a glass of water or a cookie or a
magazine. -
He has imposed just one rule:
no audible groaning. Any winc-
es of pain or heart-rending sighs
are to be suppressed. He doesn't
yell "Stifle" in his Archie Bun-
ker voice, but the message is
there.
This makes life very difficult
for me. I don't make a good si-
lent martyr.
Despite the discomfort, I think
I'm on to a good thing. Every-
one is quite solicitous, -assisting
me on with my goat, opening
door, and carrying my, parcels.
And at home I am literally wait-
ed on hand and foot.
I intend' to keep my wrist
wrapped for awhile yet. Once I
take the tensor bandage off, I'll
be expected to resume my
household duties.
I may be stupid, but I'm not
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crazy!
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