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Times -Advocate, March 1, 1989
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Quebec starting to pay price
he province of Quebec is be-
ginning to pay the price for re-
cent application of repressive
laws regarding language and signs.
A lot of people not only within the
province, but businesses outside with
ideas of expanding to Quebec are getting
to feel uncomfortable.
In a situation fairly close to home, In-
gersoll-Rand Canada Inc. has apparently
decided to scratch plans to build a plant
near Montreal because they believe this
law is only the beginning.
A letter from the firm was called
"insulting and crazy" by Premier Robert
Bourassa. The letter says the heavy ma-
chinery manufacturer will invest $30
million in a Downsview, Ontario plant
instead of building in Valleyfield, Que-
bec.
The company blames the change of
plans on Quebec's decision to set aside
freedom -of -speech guarantees when it
adopted the law on the language of out-
side commercial signs in December.
William Mallory, president of the In-
gersoll firm said his company will not
invest another cent in Quebec because of
its lack of confidence in the government.
Mallory went on to say that this type of
legislation makes the company wonder if
the province isn't acting like " a banana
republic, or a dictatorship."
These are certainly very harsh words
coming from the top official of a large
corporation, but should be taken by Bou-
rassa as a notice that he cannot afford to
trample on the rights of English minori-
ty in the province on the pretense he is
somehow protecting the French lan-
guage.
The plant proposed by Ingersoll-Rand
was expected to cost $18 million and
would have manufactured parts for
pumps. It would have created 100 jobs in
the next three years-: •
Quebec's language law came as the re-
sult of a Supreme Court of Canada ruling
that Quebec's ban on languages other
than French on outside commercial signs
violated freedom-of-speechguarantees
in Quebec's Charter of Rights.
Bourassa was able to invoke a notwith-
standing clause in the Quebec and Cana-
dian charters of rights to keep. his
French -only outside signs. He did allow
use of another language on signs indoors
as long as French was predominant.
Bourassa's government may have the
right to invoke such measures, but it be-
gins to look as if the premier and the
province will be paying a mighty high
price for this move.
Public Speaking
My first public speaking exper-
ience was in high school. I had
learned my speech by heart and
practiced reciting it forward,
backward and sideways. I had it
down pat. But when I stood in
front of the class, my voice
shook and trembled, my skin
broke out in a rash, my knees
wobbled, and my brain quit on
me. 1 just stood there like a nin-
ny without saying another word,
hoping for an earthquake. Then I
ran to the washroom to be sick.
Now it doesn't bother me to
speak to an audience, large or
small. But it took many years,
many agonizing attempts to out-
grow my original fear.
I'm glad therefore that our kids
arc being introduced to public
speaking in the junior grades.
They s$-iyth least. inhibited_
---er'ncrvous. So they all enrolled
in the Canadian Legion's public •
speaking contest. (.A bouct�
the Legion for this worthwhile
undertaking.)
The only difficulty was to get
their act together and to plan their
speeches earlier than the evening
before or thc morning of. Alex-
ander, who is in grade 4, decid-
•cd to talk about our forthcoming
trip. Stephanie - who is in grade
2 and not always thc most origi-
nal - chose to talk about our trip,
too. Duncan, also in grade 2,
•wouldn't tell us his subject until
Dear Sir:
his speech was completely fin-
ished.
The rules were that the kids
had to write their speeches twice
- in full and on cue cards. They
were only allowed to use the
cue cards, of course. The
speeches were to be 3 to 3 1/2
minutes long.
Alexander's talk was quite
polished. He spiced it with his
own brand of humour, .and he
intim s;voicc
good candidate for a prize. He
wanted to use a stopwatch to
'iiii�
13Tnix iris':- z-
and 1 said: "Don't pay so much
attention to the watch. Timing is
not your main problem. Just de-
!ivar a good speech and don't
worry about the time. It doesn't
matter if you're a fcw seconds
over or under." Good advice to
any speaker, we thought.
Stephanie's speech was good
average. And last night, Duncan
finally allowed us to listen to his
speech as well: His topic was
"Table Manners", and allow me
By Ross Haugh
to share this excerpt with you;
"You should know what to do
if you have to sneisc or coff.
Have morc than one fork to
chouse from. If you hate the
food, just say that you don't like
it. If you need something that is
not easy to reach, just remember
how to behave. Sometimes mis-
behaving is taking a toy from
your brother, but sometimes it is
more sciroios like breaking the
law. Sometimes it is in between
like stealing a gum ball from
your sister. It is still breaking the
law even though you cant go to
jail for doing it. If you cant have
good manners, you sometimes
miss out on things like going to
the cercous...."
When Alexander came home
from school today, he was dis-
appointed and angry at mc. He silly, and carefree. There was a
had been disqualified because different dance to learn every
his speech was-toer-sfib f Zen week -wit<#�saz match_._
seconds. The teacher had been every ncw song on the radio. .---- " `"'"'"walks, paw kc
�'W,'t',��, t}7�+re w ha sto watt I feel sorry I messed it all. Ilie way oat helL. _-Of-ee ,
' re,, X.SL rs='s�gPl. r r � ��: cu-;��s+�._^. -
was ;i �rfci, �ilf wdSY uii i3l�it Rave re rcalt
time everyone. I guess we -
messed that up for him. ly too young to appreciate it. .; dethought... enough money to go around so
Stephanie's and Duncan's Dancing didn't become a part of you'll have to reapply next year:
speeches had been long enough, my life until a few years later by more money.
but 1 suppose their delivery was when everything had changed for . -Adrian I larte . •The Death Wish: What we
only avcragc_At anx rate thew rsc. need here is a dangerous, stupid
hadn't expected to win, and both y flit 19'TOs, dance ffs - p,to celebrate all those people
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We lead in soybeans
Did you know that Ontario is Gerry's local charge of $6 is a score with two successful shots,
the only province in Canada that real bargain compared to Tokyo Saturday night
produces soybeans? $40: London, England $21 and It was great to see most of the
Before we get on too far with Chicago $13. If you want a heroes of 25 years ago back on
this subject, it's worth noting that cheap clip or trim go to Egypt the ice. Some have gained a few
not too many years ago this farm where going prices in Cairo are pounds, lost a few hairs and
crop was known as soya beans $3. maybe take a few seconds longer
and described with the two to get to the other end of the ice,
words compared to today's, all but they haven't lost too much of
one word. From the their hockey savvy. It's a case of
All $242 million worth of soy -knowing knowing what to do, but taking a
a'
bcans grown in this country in editor's disk little longer to get their Legs into
1986 were grown on 405,000 , ' by M action.
hectares of .Ontario farmland in Ross Haugh Just ask the Hensall Drift -
this province according to Statis- . woods oldtimers team about the
tics Canada figures. abilities of the Combines 25
Almost a million tonnes or- * * * * * * years later. The Driftwoods were
2,440 kilograms per acre were Memories came flooding back defeated 8-3 Saturday night in a
harvested that year, the last year as we attended Saturday night's 25th reunion g -m fo'-'he former
for which national figures arc 25th reunion of the Hensall- Ontario champs.
available. Zurich Combines junior hockey A number of years in Ottawa as
While total farmland in Canada team. The real claim to fame of an MP didn't have any effect on
has dropped by about three mil- this team was winning the Onta- the coaching abilities of Bob
lion hectares since 1950, the rio Hockey Association Junior McKinley in getting his team in -
amount of land under soybean "D" championship Association spired: After the second period
harvest has increased dramatical- Junior "D" championship during with his team ahead 4-2 , McKin-
ly. In 1950 soybeans accounted the 1963-64 season. ley said as he paced back and
for only 57,000 hectares of farm- In order to win the title that forth, "It shouldn't he long be -
land. year, the Combines had to climi- fore Harold Ballard gives me a
Production reached a high in nate good clubs from Strathroy, call to take over the coaching of
1985 when 425,000 hectares of Uxbridge and Stouffville. the Leafs.='
Ontario farmland was used for We started in the newspaper The two goal tenders came the
soybeans. In 1941, only 4,000 business on a part-time basis in farthest distance for the reunion.
hectares were farmed for soy- the summer of 1963 and we had Dennis Amachcr was in from
beans. the privilege of watching the sev Kingston and Rick Stade took
cnth and deciding game which some time off from his job as a
went into overtime. sergeant with the RCMP in Van -
Back in thc spring of 1964 couver '
Brucc Cooper scored two goals Pun of the Week - Synonym -
in overtime for thc Combines. The word you use when you
Despite a fcw .more pounds, don't know how to spell the
Cooper proved he could still word you wanted to use.
* * * * * *
Shortly after doing last week's
business article on veteran local
barber Gerry Smith, we ran
across a comparison of the cost
of haircuts in various parts of the
world.
Let's dance
Dancing isn't today what it Here are six suggestions for
used to bc. some ncw steps. Practise them if
At least that's thc.way I see it. you dare, or just let imagination
In thc 1960s, dancing was fun, fill in the details.
•The Grand Bend Hop: Every-
one knows this one. You
rywhere. It involves hiring ex-
pensive engineers and lawyers to
fill out expensive applications to
bc rcad by expensive civil ser-
vants in the hope taxpayers in
places like Peterborough and Ac-
tinolite will share the cost of side -
1
said that they "almost won".
Never mind thc ups and
downs. The kids arc learning.
They have no fear. There is lots
of time to perfect the technique.
Public speaking? No problem.
.., ette ,s to the E
solved into something intangible. bounce from the ball of one foot who wait for the highways -6 5T*
You didn't learn how to dance, it to the other, trying to stay air -
was supposed to be a "natural ex- borne for as long as possible,
perience„ . Truly cool people au- just like traversing hot sand at the
tomatically kncw how to look Bcnd in August.
good on thc disco floor. Osmo- •The Number Four Waltz: This
sis, 1 guess. ,wou1sLhe- _a smooth -flowing
.three-step if not for random spas-
modic jolts and bounces. Drive a
car between Hensall and Exeter
and you'll get the idea.
.The Second Gear Grind: You
can do this one sitting down.
You lift your left knee, while
twitching your right foot and
moving your right arm hack and
forth. Sound familiar? If done
right it resembles crawling a
manual-transmissioncd car
through Exeter in rush hour.
•Thc No -PRIDE Shuffle: A.fa-
vorite with municipal offices eve-
_,, ...�„ .>rr••:�,.,,. 9stip--i en seems 10
ditor understand how ridiculous we are
when trying to look serious about
dancing.
What we really need is a revi-
val. Let's get back to the silliness
of the 60s. Let's invent ncw
dances. Let's have some fun.
I confess to knowing next to
nothing about dancing, but 1
thought 1 might hazard some new
steps to stake Southwestern On-
tario a trendsetter for the rest of
North America. Why not? Who
says we can't be first?
One of the main topics of conver-
sation in Exctcr these days is street
names. I think we need to get our
priorities straight and put our time
and money into putting our streets
in good repair.
Sanders Street from Main to An-
drew is a disgrace. 'It is one of thc
busiest streets in Exctcr yet you
can't get out of your car on a wet
day without stepping ankle deep
1
into water.
Drivers can't avoid splashing pe-
destrians and when it freezes the
street becomes a hazardous mess.
This didn't just happen this winter,
its been like that for at least three
years and it's getting worse.
It stems that the elite among us
find the names Market, Mill and
Hill too common. I've talked to a
lot of people and it seems we com-
mon folk like these names.
We do not find Andrew North,
Ir
William North or Carling North
confusing. We know which way is
North. We also know which way
is up so lets get back to the busi-
ness of running this town and sav-
ing our tax dollars rather than look-
ing for unnecessary ways to spend
them.
Sincerely,
Fran Ritchie
58 Huron St. W.
Exeter, Ontario
covered in ice and wet snow to
take the Oldsmobile out and tail-
gate any car in front. This dance
would have to be performed
whc_r ,te a•policc`irt”
when you need them most.
•The Kokomo: Apparently,
travel agents everywhere have
been besieged by calls about the
nonexistent resort in the Beach
Boys' song. What Grand Bend
needs to do if they get restruc-
tured into a region is to name it
Kokomo and invent a dance.
This is a sure-fire winning com-
bination. Just imagine if only
half of all those sun -seeking va-
cationers ended up at thc Grand
Bend Winter Carnival instead:
"You didn't know Kokomo was
in Canada, ch?"