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Home My WebLink AboutTimes-Advocate, 1979-12-05, Page 6 (2)Times -Advocate, December 5, 1979 Sy ELAINE TOWNSHEND The following laws may not be recorded in law books, but read them and see if you don't agree, they are as immutable as Murphy's Law. The driver who yelled at you yesterday morning was way out of line, but the one you yelled at today really had it coming. Only on tv is the one empty Cookies! Unwritten laws parking spot on a busy city street located directly in front of the building, which the driver has to go into. A television cops' and robbers' chase scene begins in the heart of a metropolitian city and with one left turn ends up on a winding mountainous country highway. In real life, everyone can open a jar lid but you. If your grocery bill comes to$100.01,you will not have a penny. When you look for an empty clothes hanger in the closet, there isn't one, but the next time you open the Try them! You'll be back for more. Ginger chocolate chip. oatmeal raisin, cherry nut date nut. peanut butter Hove you ordered your Christmas Cake? 9-30-4 30 Sar 10-4 237-3569 SOUTH HURON BAKERY North of ARC, Dashwood closet door, empty hangers fall on your head. When you buy a gift, you can't get the price sticker off, and if the price is written on the box, nothing will cover it up. You wrap the gift with tender loving care: it looks beautiful until you turn it over and discover the paper was too thin: the name on the lid of the box shows clearly through, and you don't have a bow or a tag big enough to cover it. If one shoe fits, chances are the other one won't. If mitts are on sale, your size will be at the bottom of the pile. If you fall in love with a certain dress in a store window, they will not have it inyoursize. If you find a style that suits your perfectly, it will come in the one colour you cannot wear. The colour you look best in will be available in every size but yours. If you take extra precautions in baking a cake for a special occasion, it will flop. Only on soap operas do women wake up in the morning with their hair and make-up looking as good as the night before. Discover our exciting collection of gift ideas chosen es- pecially for you and your lifestyle. New and classic ideas for your entertaining, cooking, or decorating your home. Our unique sh.oppe carries gifts from European and Cana- dian craftsmen. Merry Christmas from aII of us at the Feather Tick. 405 Main St. Regular hours until Wed., Dec. 12. Open until 9 from Dec. 13 - 22. Odd 'n ends If it looks like rain and you take your umbrella, it won't. If you forget your umbrella, it will. If you and your spouse each have a special program you want to watch in the evening, they will be shown at the same time. In the winter, the car never warms up until you reach your destination. A family of four always wants to use the bathroom at the same time. Ditto the telephone and the car. The phone rings just after you've sunk into a tub of hot bubbly water. The hot water tank gives out when you have lavishly lathered your hair with shampoo. When your hair is foaming, your eyes are clamped tight to prevent soap stinging and your fingers are slippery, you can't find the shower lever. No one drops in for coffee in the morning until the day you allow yourself the luxury of an extra hour's sleep. Company drops in when the house is a mess. Then you clean the place, but no one comes back until it's dirty again. No one drops in when you're dressed up. When you go to the laun- dromat, you leave one dirty sock at home, and when you come back, you leave one clean sock in the dryer. When Mommy's talking on the telephone, kids react in one of three ways. One, they want to sit on Mommy's knee: two, they beg to say "hi" even though they don't know the person on the other end of the line; and three, they start a fight with their brother or sister. Call Grandma long distance, put little Tommy on the phone and tell him to say "Hi. Granny!" The kid clams up. He just shakes his head and smiles while poor Grandma quizzes him. Operation Life/tttle Canadians eat well by habit, but they do not always take in a balanced diet. They forget that nutrition imbalance can cause prob- lems such as Vitamin C or iron deficiency. ENGAGED - Mr and Mrs. Harry Hern, of Granton are pleased to announce the forthcoming marriage of their doughter Nancy Elizabeth to Phillip William Knight, son of Mr. and Mrs Patrick Knight, of Exeter. The wedding to take place Decembe, 29 at 2:30, Zion United Church, Usborne Township Open reception to follow Huron Hope newsletter Dear Parents and Friends: Our classes met with pupils from Goderich, Wingham and Atwood at the pool in Vanastra on November 2. There were events planned for all par- ticipants including the non- swimmers and if noise and cheering are indicators of a good time, then everyone enjoyed the afternoon. Our thanks to Goderich Recreational Co-ordinator, Jane Netzke for arranging this event and for seeing that ribbons were awarded. The second group of five students from the Agricultural College are now with us on Wednesdays. They have carried out a number of activities in- cluding the making of lemon tarts, tea biscuits, pizza, milk shakes and have the seniors braiding hot mats. Our skating program is into its third week. This year eight of our students are walking to the arena. We also have the assistance of the Centralia College students who come back to the arena after lunch to tie up skates and help on the ice. We are very appreciative that Edith Boyle thought of us when she was clearing out some decorations from her store. We now have several boxes of artificial flowers and Christinas decorations to use in our craft lessons. Thanks to Mary and Frank Boyle for delivering these and the Christmas trees. This year all of our pupils are bowling. In order to do this we have divided the students into three teams with five on each team. This means that ten pupils bowl each week and five remain at school. Everyone has a chance to bowl two weeks out of three. Our beginning bowlers are doing very well. They are remembering to wait their turn and to bowl only three balls. Last week we were joined by two High School students from Y.A.C.M.R. • Since our new renovated facilities include a washer and a dryer we have decided to help out our friends from the Centralia College while gaining skills in sorting, washing, drying, folding and ironing. Last week the senior class laundered the shirts and socks for the eighteen member hockey team. We also expect to do the laundering of the towels, aprons and cloths from the Home Economic kitchens at the College. The seniors were taken on a tour of A.R.C. Industries on Tuesday. After the tour they were able to join the em- ployees for lu;.ch in the cafeteria. Legion ladies buy treats The ladies auxiliary of the R.E. Pooley Branch 167 held their November meeting Monday with 26 members present. President Dawn Murray conducted business. Eva Triebner won the mystery prize. Donations of $25 each were made to the Family and Children's Services, Goderich, the Huron Day Centre for the Homebound and the War Memorial Children's Hospital, London. A donation of $100 was sent to Westminster Hospital, London to be used for Christmas treats for the veterans. The Auxiliary Christmas party is to be held Monday, Four women changing world The November meeting of the Women's Ministries group of Exeter Pentecostal church assembled at the home of Mrs. Mabel Jeffery, Thursday night. Mrs. Ruth McLaren presided over the service. The ladies sang the hymns, "My Faith looks up to thee and Faith of our Father." Mrs. Keith Gonyou prayed over the meeting. There was a piano selection by Mabel Jeffery "Rock of Ages." The hymns sung were accompanied by Leila Finkbeiner on the piano. Miss Marion McLean was the speaker for the afternoon her theme being "Four women who are changing the world." Lunch was served by the hostess and Yvonne Reynolds and Mary Blan- chard. Almatex Paints Wallpaper & Accessories to meet your Redecorating Requirements Also giftware Exeter Decor Centre 15 Gidley St. E. 235-1010 December 10 with a short business meeting at 7 p.m. followed by a pot luck supper at 7:30 p.m. and the Secret Pal gift exchange. W. Jaques and her com- mittee served a lunch after the meeting. 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