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Beyond reason
The task of being a member of a
municipal council is often filled with
frustrations, but the comments aired last
week by Grand Bend Reeve Bob Sharen
when he submitted his resignation go far
beyond the stage of frustration.
He reported that people had visited
his home with complaints as late as 2:00
a.m., while his wife even receives angry
phone calls and his children are hassled
by other children.
That. of course, is well beyond the
realm of being reasonable. Elected of-
ficials have to expect some infringement
on what they may consider their private
lives, but involving the entire family or
abusing officials to that extent is nothing
short of harrassment.
While some of Bob's programs and
techniques may have been called into
question by residents and non-residents
alike at times, there is little doubt that he
has tackled his job with a dedication and
enthusiasm that was far beyond the call
of duty.
The head of any council often takes
the brunt of complaints and criticism
from ratepayers as too few people
recognize he/she has only one voteand
in many municipalities, the holder of the
top position does not even exercise that
vote but acts primarily as a chairman.
People should recognize that the
proper avenue for venting criticism or
complaints is to take the matter before
the entire council at a public meeting,
rather than taking the easy and .lazy
course of accosting members on street
corners or at their home.
In this record, many elected of-
ficials do themselves an injustice when
they listen patiently to people who do in-
fringe on their personal time without
suggesting that it is an item that should
be placed before the entire council.
either verbally or in writing.
In short, when the situation reaches
the proportions outlined by Bob,
municipal officials should start acting in
kind and set people straight in no uncer-
tain terms.'
Everyone wins
There's usually a winner for every
loser, but that not be the case in recent
changes announced for Western On-
tario's two agricultural coil
Jim MacDonald, who has uided
Centralia College of Agricult rat
Technology through its dev,elopi g
stages, will be missed indeed as he move
on to take over the reins at Ridgetown.
That won't be a total loss for the
area as Jim pians to rem* a•resident of
Huron, a fact that will 6e welcomed by
the many friends of he and his family.
Taking over the principal's role at
Centralia is Doug Jamieson. who had
been on staff since the inception of the
college and who has distinguished
himself in may areas during that time.
He'll have big shoes to fill, but
knowing his penchant for tackling
challenges, there's little doubt that Doug
will handle the task most capably.
The Centralia College has
developed considerably under Jim's
direction and the accomplishment§
should be particularly rewarding for he
and .the staff and the institution will un-
doubtedly continue to turn out first class
graduates under the direction of Doug
and his staff.
Still sell them
Canada is still hell-bent to Sell more
Candu nuclear reactors abroad — to
Argentina, to Korea, to Japan, in fact
wherever they can find a likely prospect.
All this in the face of the known
fact that India has already produced an
atomic bomb from the byproducts of a
Canadian made reactor. After that first
big bang India made -a new promise to
By
SYD FLETCHER
I'll bet you know what a
barracuda is. Yeah. A big
ferocious fish with a mouth-
ful of teeth. That's probably
the only meaning that will
survive the test of time.
Back in the mid -60's
though, Barracuda was
spelled with a capital "B"
and though you don't see too
many of them now (they
didn't build cars to last then
either) they were quite
popular. For you people'who
can't immediately visualize
the Barracuda I should
describe it just a little, It was
the car with the huge back
window which started
almost at the back of the car
and ran a long way toward
the front. That was the big
selling point that I han used
-on my wife, that the back•
seat could flip down and the
whole back area could be
used as a bed. instead of
renting a motel on long trips
retain from making bombs — until
recently that is. Now it seems that India
feels it may be necessary to get back into
the bomb business because neighbour-
ing Pakistan is working on one of her
own little nuclear firecrackers.
The real idiots in the whole deal
appear -to be of Canadian origin.
' Listowel Banner
Perspectives
we could just pull into a
camping area and sleep
there, under the Atars and
the glass canopy.
As it turned out we never
even slept in the car until we
went on a trip to the west
coast. Even then, we visited
with various friends along
the way" and never used it
until we reached Banff.
As you may gather from
earlier columns my wife is
not a nature -lover. Seeing a
sign as we entered the park
which said "Do not feed the
BEARS", was no help this
part$ ar night. Fifty times
d g the space from twelve
to three o'clock she grabbed
y . arm - "What's that
noise? What's that? despite
the fact that we were en-
cased in a ton of steel and
glass. Would you believe
heavy tin anctorackesitoyway
it always amaies'ie that a
tiny woman'brave enough to
endure the horrors of a
departmeht store sale would
be afraid of anything else.
Then of course, at tour
o'clock in the morning, there
was the inevitable call of
nature. There was ,no- way
she was going outside. That
was all there was to it. Well
maybe, if she was ac-
companied by somebody.
What the heck was that noise
anyway?
Two ghostly figures flitted
through the trees to the
privy. When two bats
followed by a third flew obit
of it as the door opened i just
about lost her again. She was
not what you call pleased
about the whole situation.
The 'icing on the cake'
happened in the morning.
Bright sun streamed through
the big window. Hot bright
sun., We stretched and woke
- up, only to realize in a hurry
that the nice camping spot
we had chosen in the
darkness was actually part
of the thoroughfare leading
to the washrooms.
Not surprisingly, several.-
people
everal•people were not a little
startled to see something
that ressembled a large Tip -
bowl there with two open-
mouthed peopte; -equally
startled, staring out at them.
Somehow, the topic of
sleeping in the Barracuda
never really got broached.
again.
" 14/ell, I wasn't in Canadian !waters when 1 caught the blasted tuna!"
BATT'N AROUND with the editor
Start spending or pay consequences
The chartered banks in this country
are waging an incessant campaign to get
customers and it seems that almost
every day one or the other is coming up
with some.new gimmick..
One has come up with what is termed
non -service charges. It's a monthly
charge of 25 cents which will only apply
"if there has been no activity in ' our ac-
count."
This. of course. could open up . a
whole new world for the consumer who
is lax about supporting various
businesses and services.
They could get a monthly bill from
the charge card company for -not mak-
ing any transactions or from the TV
repairman because they hadn't bothered
to use his services.
People could even be prompted into
having fire's or auto collisions so they
wouldn't have to face any. added costs
for not using their insurances.
The examples could be extended at
any length depending on your imagina-
tion. but they are all as absurd .is having
a monthly charge for not making any
transactions through. your hank ac-
count.
One of our favorite columnists is John
Duffle of a tabloid from Victoria B.C.
and in the past this writer has picked up
some off -beat items which have been
shared with you.
In a recent issue. John came up with
one of the best ideas that have crossed
this desk in some time and could result
in a great lessening of tension and worry
for most people. He writes as follows:
Scarcely.a day passes that we are not
told to give up something pleasant
because it is bad for us. Cyclamates were
among the first to go- they produce
cancer. Then the same fate overtook
saccharine. a substance that allowed
those ol'us with a greed problem to pre-
tend that we were doing something
shout it.
The list continues to grow. Salt is
fatal. sugar is bad, smoking and drink-
ing lead to an early death. Oddly
enough, nobody ever warns us against
broccoli or liver or brussels sprouts.
three things I'd be glad to sacrifice. -
I think we're going at the problem the
w rung way. Instead of flying into a pan-
ic when rats develop -alarming symp-
toms after eating some common
product, why aren't we spending our
money in an effort to develop a strain of
disease-resistan' rats?
Surely with our knowledge of genetics
we could breed rats that could swallow
saccharine by the spoonful, drink,
smoke and carouse without ill effects.
We could aim for the ultimate, a ro-
dent capable of flourishing on canned
chocolate pudding. orange -flavoured
breakfast drink and white bread.
In - this societi. we've developed a
something -for -everyone phobia and a
San Diego publisher is now working on
a reference directory called "Who's
Nobody in the United States" designed
to pay tributes to people who have done
nothing - the nobodies of America.
To have your name enshrined, you
need merely write, in 25 words or less,
the reasons why you consider yourself a
nonentity. Entries have been pouring in.
Sugar and Spice
Dispe sed by Smiley
/1.
an it is expected that the book will con-
tain about 10,000 names when publish-
ed.
Not too many people would want to
consider themselves as legitimate can-
didates. but it may be an interesting ex-
ercise to sit down some night and list all
the reasons Why you think you shouldn't
be.
it may be an enlightening experience
for people, particularly those who think
the world would stop turning without
them.
When the writer was attending Ryer:-
son, the `jouTnait'siii department 'head
related that he had a standing obituary
for himself with two of the daily
newspapers for whom he previously
worked. Each year, he sat down and up-
dated the information and listed any
new accomplishments or items that
would make his death notice more com-
plete or sound more outstanding.
While that may appear to be rather
macabre in some regards, he explained
that it was in essence an annual review
of his life which enabled him to deter-
mine if he had accomplished some of the
goals he had set, as well as providing an
inspiration for some new ac-
complishments in the year ahead.
Again, that's a rather interesting exer-
cise that could prove rather startling.
particularly for those who may find that
over the period of 12 months there may
be little more to add to the account of
their lives and their contributions to
their community and humanity.
From the frying pan to the fire
When.) leaped from the s'W m • th m'lik€ peasants, esoaped. 1 was the
editing a weekly newspaper into the only officer left.
quagmire of teaching in a secondary I was pretty keen to show that I was
school . i didn't realize it was frying -
pan to fire.
Like most people. I had`'a
stereotyped idea of a school teacher.
Someone who had quit work while I had
still two hours. plus overtime or night
work. to go. Someone who was fairly
bright. rather shabby, not well paid but
never really poor, looking forward to a
steady pension after a mere 35 years of
work.
Someone who always had a modest
home and a secondhand car. ,the re-
quired two or three children. a dowdy
and modest wife, and a simple. dither
sedentary profession that would enable
him to live and collect his pension until
he was 90.
But most of all. someone who had- a
week's holiday at Christmas. another
in March and two whole months off in
the summer.
I am forced to admit. as well. that i
rather looked forward to having a
touch of authority. i had none over my
kids. because i loved them too much. i
had none over my wife. because — well
any of you married men know.
True. I had been an officer in the
officer material and leadership
tbre. I talked about morale, and try-
in to escape. The only comment was
m de by a grizzled sergeant, who said
flatly, "Screw that!" The others mere-
ly laughed.
So I found out that my authority con-
sisted of cutting loaves of black Ger-
man bread into equal portions of six,
with a dull knife, under the guillotine
eyes of Suet, the rude and licentious
soldiery. And the only reason i had the
job was that they didn't trust each
othe&.
So much for authority. But I knew it
would be different as a school teacher,
i would be firm, but just; a wise and
benevolent father figufe, but one who
would brook no challenge to his
decisions.
Yes. a regular Mr. Chips, accepting
confidences. doling out gentle but
profound advice. having tea with my
students, my wife hovering in the
background, enjoying the way f twitted
the youngsters.
What a pipe dream! I "went into"
education, as it is nefariously known,
just about the .time of the big baby
RCAF. which suggested authority. But boom at the end of the '50s. New
fighter pilots had no authority _ �_ weri beius._batilt,..and:loglied--
army 1ieatena#acoeie-'. �''x: K - �ffh'dlthewshb actories.
curse at his men and degrade them. Any body of any sex, and I mean any,
And himself. if we tried that with some -that was warm and breathing and had
ground -crew chap, he'd merely give us anything approaching a university
the finer. We were merely the curious' ' -.kgrele. - -A-Ptlog dragge > off the
young chaps who flew the things. They streets and stood up in front of 30 or 35
were the people wbo made the things kids who were just getting into drugs
and permissiveness. Every third stu-
Only once did I have a Chance to be a dent was a barrackroom lawyer.
leader of men. and thus throw my Hair became the thing for males.
weight around. it was after I'd been • Jeans so tight a touch would have
shot down and captured. i wound up• blown' them up, and T-shirts with
with about 40 Canadian soldiers. Short- messages so explicit a marine would
ly afterwar'ds, their only two officers, have blushed, became the thing for
who cursed and screamed and treated females. Language that would curl a
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sailor's hair became the thing for both.
And not only aniong the students.
Teachers ranged from fitness freaks
to alcoholics anonymous. from
pedants to pederasts. The started
appearing in long hair and desert
boots, m gasp -revealing cleavages and
mini -skirts and sadistic high boots and
Afro wigs. Any day now I expect to see
a lady teacher. if that has not become a
mere euphemism, carrying a leather
quirt. (This is not a type of purse.)
But I tried. ,I did try. i walked
through the halls exuding false con-
fidence. conservatism, and daring, in
my modest suit, my white shirt. my
dark tie. my black shoes. and my
dedicated expression.
It didn't work. Oh, a few students
respected me, especially when they
could get me off the track of the lesson
and talking about real life. A few girls
fell in love with me for periods as long
as six weeks.
But one can only hold his thumb in
the dyke for so long. No pun intended.
They overcome you by sheer numbers.
Today, when a teacher walks down
tha'hall, he no longer feels like Mr.
Chips. He feels more -t1 eAl a
boxing mil r, .^sire n, . ng to
break up a clinch in which one of the
participants is in danger of being
strangled. By a tongue.
One of my students, Gr:_.' 1, Nears
across the not -inconsiderable chest of
her T-shirt the legend, "No Browsing".
And perhaps that's .why a dozen
teachers have died young, in their 30s
and 40s, while I've been at it, aitd three
colleagues at time of writing, are in the
intensive care ward --of the hospital,
with heart attacks. Not an old person
among the lot. Perhaps I'll join them
one of these days, and we could play
bridge. flat on our backs.
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Mainstream Canada
Transportation System
Still in a Mess
kr W. Roger Worth '
Seseral years ago, former
federal Transportation Minis -
ler Jean Marchand bluntly
summed up the slate of Cana-
da's transportation system:
"It's in a mess."
Nothing much has changed
in the intervening period. Ca-
nada's transportation system
is.still in a mess.
Just ask wheal farmers what
they think of the rail -port sys-
tem that carries their product
10 international markets. The
apswer, after they've stopped
swearing: it's horrendous.
in fact, the country is los-
ing millions of dollars worth
Roger Worth is Director.
Public .4ffairs,
Canadian Federation of
Independent Business.
of wheal sales because Canada
can't fulfill its delivery corn-
mitments. The country's trad-
ing partners limit orders be-
cause they know we can't de-
liver.
While proposed new port
facilities -on the Nest Coast
may alleviate part of the prob-
km. Western farmers - through
the Canadian Wheat. Board
- hale been forced to spend
millions of dollars on rail cars
in an attempr`to-upgrade the
system.
The situation is little dif-
ferent in Atlantic Canada.
Quebec and Ontario.
The railway companies con-
tinually seem to be switching
rail freight to trucks as a mat -
ler of policy. meanwhile cut-
ting back service. Rail freight
rates are also extremely high
compared 10 those in the
A !Suva Scotia business-
man, for example, claims it is
much cheaper to truck his pro-
duct 400.miles to the l -'.S. bor-
der and use the American rail
system for a Chicago shipment,
rather than give the business to
the Canadian railways.
For small business people,
even finding the best freight
rale creates hatoc, given the
anomalies and sometimes con-
tradictory pricing policies built
into the complicated system.
As far as rail passenger ser-
vice is concerned, forget it.
Aside from C'N's much bailey -
booed Montreal -Toronto
Turbo train. the railways just
aren't interested.
What's amazing is that all
this is happening al a time when
energy prices are rocketing.
instead of creating road-
blocks for potential customers.
Canada's railways should move
into the 20th century, using
their energy-efficient equip-
ment to provide the upgraded
kind of service the country so
badly needs. Who knows.
they might even find it profit-
able.
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down memory lane,
55 Years Ago
J.G. Stanbury and R.N.
Creech, representing the
Exeter Board of Education
and J.M. Southcott were in
London Thursday attending
the opening of the University
of Western Ontario, London
and the fuar•teen counties
surrounding that city can
well feel proud of the
magnificent buildings.
The By-law, proposing to
spend $7,000 for the erection
of an addition to the Exeter
school was voted down on
Monday by the ratepayers.
W.J. Beer has on display
a fine built neutrodine ratio
set, built by Rev. G.M.
Chidley of Thames Road.
Mr. Arthur Jones, Hensall,
has purchased the Massey -
Harris repairs in connection
with Mr. B. M. Francis'
business.
30 Years Ago
Exeter branch of
Canadian Canners have an
orchard of 1,500 pear trees on
the east side of town where
some 50 people are picking
pears for canning.
The presentation and
dedication of a baptismal
font featured the service at
the St. Johns -by -the lake
Anglican Church. The font
was presented by the W.J.
Heaman family of London. A
grandson, John Douglas
Wright was also baptized.at
y°y Madeoa stair t on
its new community centre.
Opening " of the new
headquarters of Huron
County Health Unit in
Clinton marks the beginning
of full-time public health
services for every citizen of
Huron County.
20 Years Ago
A sister and a brother led
the prize winners in the
schoolchildren's com-
petitions at Zurich fail fair
last week. Donna and Larry
Kipper placed first and
second in scoring the highest
number of points.
Russell Schroeder, RR 2,
Centralia, fractured his hip
when he tripped and fell in a
field not far from his home
on Wednesday of last week.
Thahksgiving feature at
Zion Lutheran Church,
Dashwood, this year will be a
used clothing drive to aid the
needy through the world.
Barbara Parker won the
harvest queen competition
sponsored by Exeter Kin-
smen at their fifth annual
jamboree Friday night.
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15 Years Ago
This year the Zurich fair
celebrated its 100th an-
niversary and reports are it
was one of the best on
record.
improved mailing service
for the Exeter area began
this week providing earlier
arrival of mail, and later
outlet to assure next day
delivery throughout Western
Ontario. Two early morning
trucks will bring mail from
London.
Ross Haugh, Stephen
Township clerk -treasurer
and T -A sports columnist,
won the hereford heifer
being raffled 'at the Exeter
Fall Fair this year. '
Pelee` Lewitt son of Rev.: . -
and',Mrs. S.E. Lewis, Exeter
has been approved as a
candidate -for the ministry
and will be officially
received at the next meeting
of the Huron Presbytery of
the United Church of
Canada.
.ANADA COLUMN
By John Fisher of the Council for Canadian tinily
Conseil pour l'unite eanadienne
During Canada's one metal requires incredible
hundredth birthday, six technical skill, patience and
million medals were dis- keen powers of observat-
tributed to school children ion. This witty, gracious,
and given as awards to dis- slender lady who cane to
tinguished Canadians. Canada from Hungary had
They were designed by those attributes. A medal
Dora Depedery Hunt of or sculpture is not cold
Toronto. So were the metal to Mrs. Hunt. There
medals for the Montreal is magic in. a medal, she
Olympics. Mrs. Hunt is says. There is life in it.
Canada's foremost ink'dal- Medals are meant.. to, lie
list and -is considered one hf fondled. best December
the best in the world. Her she had an exhibit of her
medals, medallions and work. The first night was
small sculpture hang in 70a reserved for blind people.
museums throughout the' 'lilts *vies tr1'a'rt they could
world. understand because they
could feel the character-
istics or the famous Canad-
ians Dora Hunt had por-
trayed.
John Fisher, Executive
Vic% President of the
Council for Canadian Unity
was Canada's Centennial
Every morning Dora
Hunt is at her studio down-
stairs by' four. She spends
the rest of the day shaping
clay and cutting fine lines
into it. Transferring the
likeness of people onto a
tiny piece of clay and
making -it -crime Alive on, Commissioner.
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