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Times -Advocate, August 22. 1979
By ELAINE TOWNSHEND
A grandmother ivas en-
tertaining her two grand-
children; aged six and eight.
with tales of her girlhood.
Horse and cutter rides with
blankets wrapped around
her and a red-hot brick
feet
but
the
shoved under her
brought grimaces.
walking `Io school in
w
K nock, knock
summertime in barefeet
produced envious grins
The kids weren't in-
terested in what she learned
in school. what she sat on.
what she wrote on or what
books she read, but they
wondered, "Did you have
recess back then?" -
Next they wanted to know
what the children did at
recess and noon hourand
what games they played.
Grandma thought for a few
minutes and memories
began drifting back of
simple games of tag among
the trees. hide and seek and
kick the can There was also
ring around the rosie and
London bridge is falling
down as well as may 1. simon
't says and red light green
light.
Girls skipped rope and
played hopscotch, while. boys
played catch. Baseball was
popular as well.
"You played baseball?"
the kids eyes popped.
Some of the games were
familiar to the children,
because they've changed
little over the years: others
sounded new and strange to
them. Suddenly they
changed the subject and
wanted to know what
Grandma and her friends
talked about when they were
little.
Every -generation seems to
have its private stock of "in"
words and jokes. Grandma
remembered the fun she and
her friends had with a cer-
tain kind of joke and she
wanted to share it with her
grandchildren.
It took her awhile to recall
one. but finally she said.
"I've got a joke for you.
Knock! Knock' Now you
say...
,But she didn't have to
explain. Two toothless grins
asked in unison, "Who's
there?"
"Gimme."
"Gimme who?"
"Putcha arms around me
and gimme a kiss."
The grins faded. "That's
not very funny. Grandma,"
confided Susan.
• "I know one a lot funnier
than that." piped up Bobby.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?" asked
Grandma. wondering how
the tables could turn that
quickly.
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D MRS. PETER SEREDA
Paula Maria Vink and Peter George Sereda were united in
marriage on Juiv 21 at Our Lady of Mount Carmel Roman
Catholic Church by Father Al .Sasso The bride is the
daughter of Mr and Mrs Theo Vink, RR 1. Kirkton and Mr
and Mrs George Sereda. RR 1. Centratra are parents of the
groom Bridal attendants •were Mary Vink Joanne Vink.
Doreen Vink and Hanneke De Groot and Scot Morgan was
the best man Guests were ushered by Murray Johns and
Perry Sereda After a wedding trip to eastern United States,
the couple has taken up residence at RR 1 Centralia
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"Mosquito.
"Mosquito who?"
"Mosquito bit me'."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?'1- asked
Grandma, wondering how
long this could go on.
"Andy. "
"Andy who?"
"Andy did it again!"
The knock•ktjock joke. like
the yo-yo, afw•ays• comes
back. It faded away for
awhile but was not forgotten.
Today it's enjoying a
resurgence in popularity
unsurpassed even in
Grandma's day.
T�knook crazeg i-
bein Luc into a ring -a -
ling phrase by an en-
terprising U.S. telephone
company. If you watch some
American television
stations. you know what I
mean..
You may not like knock -
knock jokes, but they seem
to be here to stay. At least.
you've got to admit they may
help to bridge the generation
-gap.
Knock knock.
Who's where?
Banana.
Banana who'
Banana mana.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana mana.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange. •
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't
say banana?
That's called a triple
knock -knock joke. Don't get
mad at me. I didn't make it
up: I just repeated it.
MR. AND MRS. TERRY MAI -ISDN
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The bride is the daughter of Joyce and George Fraser
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The wedding of Sandra Elaine Gingerich and Leo Joseph
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son of Mr and Mrs William McCarron of New Glasgow.
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Manitoulin Island anis now reside in London.
Father, son combine
at Anglican service
In Trivitt Memorial
Anglican Church in Exeter,
Sunday morning the Rector
the Rev. George A Anderson
welcomed the members of
Exeter United and Caven
Presbyterian Churches, and
also the guest preacher, his
son the Rev. Kenneth
Anderson.
Kenneth who has recently
returned from Barbados
where he was a tutor at
Codrington College
Theological Seminary as
part of the Partners in
Mission exchange of the
Anglican Church of Canada
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the Bishop of Huron to be
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